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Topic | Mario sucks now and I hate anyone that still likes him. |
Illuminoius 04/24/23 5:00:05 PM #25 | 3d world was great |
Topic | "I play jrpg because I don't like games with politics"" |
Illuminoius 04/14/23 2:36:31 PM #50 | etrian odyssey has a pretty clear allusion to |
Topic | Do you like Beavis and Butt-Head? |
Illuminoius 04/09/23 11:16:27 PM #11 | the first two seasons were pretty boring but it eventually got pretty good the newer episodes are hit-or-miss though |
Topic | We have no way of knowing which god praying mantii pray to. |
Illuminoius 04/09/23 6:18:14 AM #2 | mantises |
Topic | Anyone else sick of jargon like 'claps back' or 'throws shade' |
Illuminoius 04/09/23 12:08:55 AM #61 | clapped by mole |
Topic | I'm seeing John Wick 4 this weekend. I've only seen the first one. |
Illuminoius 04/08/23 2:57:35 PM #36 | nobody in my family liked the movie and we were tempted to walk out several times the movie is way too long and the action is pretty repetitive |
Topic | Super Mario fact |
Illuminoius 04/07/23 4:07:08 AM #8 | let's pickle |
Topic | Who's the first person named Geoff that comes to mind? |
Illuminoius 04/06/23 12:50:15 AM #49 | the super monkey ball streamer |
Topic | Playing Sonic Adventure 2 Battle (Spoilers) |
Illuminoius 04/05/23 1:32:14 PM #55 | Hambo posted... Iirc Hot Shelter and Ice Cap each had some platforming (if only like 20 seconds' worth) to get to the pool where Froggy was.hot shelter yes, ice cap no |
Topic | Playing Sonic Adventure 2 Battle (Spoilers) |
Illuminoius 04/05/23 3:23:44 AM #25 | Hambo posted... The non-hedgehog levels get way too much shit. They aren't as fun as the hedgie levels, but they're nowhere near as bad as Big's levels in SA1. The only advantage to Big is that his levels are all confined to his own story, so if you just want Sonic or Tails levels, you don't hafta stop to do his awful fishing.big's fishing is so fucking easy once you realize froggy is always right next to you at the start and that you have to press down to hook. his levels are like 20s long at most it sucks to get all the emblems but beating his story is one of the least painful in the game. even sonic has more trash in it, like the casinopolis-ice cap-chaos 4-sky chase stretch, and then later you play sky chase 2 which is really bad. tails doesn't even have twinkle park or speed highway to make his stretch any better, and his gameplay is overall way less substantial than sonic's mechs and hunting are just boring. there are like 3 total hunting levels that are vaguely demanding but otherwise you can just loop them in quick circles and get an easy a rank. i understand why people hate hunting but i don't understand how people struggle with most of the levels when death chamber, mad space, and maybe aquatic mine are the only levels with any real complexity and can't be so easily lapped. mech stages are just the most repetitive platforming that banks on the intrinsic satisfaction on getting big chains i don't think any of the gameplay modes are bad but most of them are just really mediocre and even the best gameplay style has a few bad moments and bad levels in both games |
Topic | Detransititon vs Trans - Middle Ground |
Illuminoius 04/03/23 1:58:36 PM #32 | there's so much stupid "middle ground" and "both sides" shit there's no need to appease bigots and idiots |
Topic | Isn't i weird people react like you killed a guy if you say you don't like dogs? |
Illuminoius 04/03/23 1:57:24 PM #10 | Ivynn posted... Cats are bastards. ACAB!cringe |
Topic | Are chain chomps the pitbulls of the Mario universe? |
Illuminoius 04/03/23 1:46:25 PM #4 | chain chomps are apparently produced in factories, according to mario galaxy 2, being not just bred but literally manufactured to be vicious guard dogs |
Topic | Pizza Tower is one of the best game's I've played. |
Illuminoius 04/03/23 5:22:34 AM #2 | game's |
Topic | Remember the "Lovable Pervert" character type? |
Illuminoius 03/29/23 9:11:21 AM #30 | ROBANN_88 posted... I haven't watched Family Guy in years, is this real?the jokes about peter being a pedo were very constant, just like jokes about peter being sexually incapable, being attracted to men, and being in a failed marriage there's a small pool of jokes the show just absolutely loves to draw from |
Topic | Would you want a Chrono Trigger remake in 3d or 2dhd? |
Illuminoius 03/24/23 4:47:19 AM #7 | remakes are boring when the developers don't take liberties to make a refreshing new experience i never cared for chrono trigger's combat but seeing a new take on it in 3d could be pretty cool |
Topic | I missed the boat on LoZ: Minish Cap |
Illuminoius 03/24/23 4:01:43 AM #29 | amazing art and music and dungeons are fun exploration is kinda bad because the world map is so puny. kinstones suck because the rewards they give are underwhelming. instead of being mini dungeons with heart pieces, they're just shitty empty rooms with a single chest that often just have lame shells which gate the worst heart piece in the game |
Topic | OMG the Completionist bought EVERY SINGLE game on WiiU&3DSNintendo Eshop |
Illuminoius 03/20/23 1:03:02 AM #18 | good on him for having so much money to waste on this |
Topic | Man why was the Nintendo 64 called the Nintendo 64? |
Illuminoius 03/15/23 9:01:33 PM #24 | what a tired joke |
Topic | Do you consider cheating to save time to be cheating? |
Illuminoius 03/11/23 11:53:01 PM #2 | i don't really care. if a gameplay segment is just a waste of time i'll use glitches to skip them, like how i always abuse the bug to reuse animals in sa2 because the chao garden sucks and growing a chao normally takes so fucking long and there are several emblems behind it it says a lot about a bad mechanic if people just want to use cheats or glitches to skip it |
Topic | Best Simpsons Character Tournament: Round 101 |
Illuminoius 03/10/23 12:00:41 PM #27 | masterpug53 posted... inb4 that one guy whose gimmick is having a raging hateboner for Troy.they do it on the simpsons board too, clearly it's just to get people upset |
Topic | Mario Kart Wave 4 comes out next week |
Illuminoius 03/08/23 7:11:05 PM #25 | DocileOrangeCup posted... Have they added Don chan yet??the real question |
Topic | WOAH-OH!! Got a rare doo-dah right 'ere! |
Illuminoius 03/04/23 12:19:56 AM #2 | lanz wants something a bit meatier |
Topic | What's a fun picross game? |
Illuminoius 03/03/23 6:19:22 PM #32 | the picross s was are well-made and have decent tutorials, though with the weird caveat that the "mega picross" puzzles are reused "normal picross" puzzles but with different hints |
Topic | How's Super Mario Maker 2? |
Illuminoius 03/03/23 8:43:18 AM #4 | multiplayer with friends alone is worth it, nothing like getting some funny-bad garbage or a strange troll level to all laugh at |
Topic | Chao abuse has to be the worst thing you can do in a video game. |
Illuminoius 03/03/23 12:41:07 AM #52 | Super_Slash posted... the next time you load the story it sends you to Hedgehog Hammer and you'll just fall endlessly down a void. Freaked the ever loving fuck out of me as a kid.if you load an action stage first before loading that file, sonic will instead be able to select the quit option from the pause menu and will be sent to whatever action stage (and specific act of that stage) you were just at |
Topic | Why am I so bad at the Valkyria Chronicles games? |
Illuminoius 03/02/23 5:18:34 PM #11 | i played 3 when it released and wow was it incredibly repetitive, reusing the same maps over and over and over again all the time |
Topic | How is Super Mario Maker 2 story mode? |
Illuminoius 03/01/23 5:46:06 AM #3 | the levels are generally better than the 3ds game's were there's a really obnoxious grind if you want to get to the last bit of levels but it's otherwise a good time |
Topic | Giveaway topic with a prize starting at $499 |
Illuminoius 02/28/23 10:58:35 PM #47 | life has been super awful lately so it'd be nice to get a prize |
Topic | Are you gonna get Octopath Traveler 2? |
Illuminoius 02/28/23 10:10:27 PM #30 | i'm on the fence about it i don't know how varied random encounters are and how challenging it is |
Topic | Why are pitbull so important to keep around ? |
Illuminoius 02/25/23 10:29:57 PM #3 | pretty weird that we as a society have bred dogs with fucked-up behavioral tendencies and health issues |
Topic | Chao abuse has to be the worst thing you can do in a video game. |
Illuminoius 02/25/23 7:48:02 PM #6 | Nintendo_Porn posted... on the gamecube the pick up, and attack buttons for Sonic Adventure 2on gamecube you had to go out of your way to attack the chao by standing still and pressing the button prompt, it's not ilke the dreamcast original where you could easily spin dash into them by accident (a move disabled entirely in the ports) |
Topic | 20 minutes to name IGN's 100 best RPGs of all time. |
Illuminoius 02/25/23 7:40:20 PM #6 | secret of mana has amazing aesthetics and multiplayer is inherently fun interactions but the combat sucks and the writing is pretty dumb |
Topic | Go woke and go broke |
Illuminoius 02/25/23 5:42:05 PM #5 | not really, people tend to conflate "a bunch of weirdos on the internet got really upset" with "the general audiences hated this thing" it's why some things get season after season despite people on the internet constantly bitching: there's some level of popularity that they just don't seem to get |
Topic | Best Simpsons Character Tournament: Round 89 |
Illuminoius 02/25/23 5:39:21 PM #4 | chalmers has a few good moments but more than most characters the writers completely misunderstood and ruined him: they use him way too much now, he lacks any of the big presence that made him so memorabel in the first place, and they really love overdoing that awful gag where he always yells "skin-nerrrrr!" (and various other words) in really forced ways lisa was the subject of a lot of the best episodes in the classic era and she was always a fun character alongside her brother, so despite getting extremely grating as the series went on she's a big part of so many of the best moments that i find it hard not to pick her |
Topic | Are you gonna get Octopath Traveler 2? |
Illuminoius 02/25/23 4:24:46 PM #22 | i really like difficult rpgs, if this game were really hard i'd be very interested in it |
Topic | Sonic Adventure |
Illuminoius 02/18/23 9:08:51 PM #10 | there are unique chao eggs in the hub world, not in levels |
Topic | Sonic Adventure |
Illuminoius 02/18/23 8:42:59 PM #7 | the garden feels like a prototype in dc |
Topic | C/D Symphonia was your first 'Tales' game |
Illuminoius 02/17/23 4:29:47 PM #34 | first had a taste of it with some demo disc or rental, i forget which, that my older brother had many years later i got a copy of the game and while i did enjoy it at the time as a fresh new kind of rpg, it's not something i really want to revisit it's a game with really funny voice acting, though, my friends and i quote the game all the time it's a "good memory" kind of game that i don't thing is super well-designed, i just played it at the right time |
Topic | Oh shit. Normani is back on Overwatch? What did they change? |
Illuminoius 02/14/23 6:47:17 AM #2 | normani |
Topic | $1,000,000, but you can never buy or be given alcohol again. |
Illuminoius 02/11/23 5:22:43 AM #3 | yes absolutely 100% what type of joke poll is this |
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