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vegeta415
04/24/23 4:10:35 PM
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First how are they gonna release a movie but not a corresponding game? And anyone else have no interest at all in that dumb movie? Which brings me to

reason 2, mario team is lazy and its all nsmbs fault, those games are so bland but they outsell every 3d mario by a lot. You are a lost generation. I remember a time when all mario games were good like Mario Advanced 1-4. Meanwhile Marios Hat Adventure had such uninspired levels.

reason the third. Bowsers Fury. They wanted to rerelease 3d World (which sucked bc of camera) so they had to throw in a demo so where is this full game of bowsers furry? Im not letting nintendo get away with this anymore, Im seconds away from signing up for gamepass.
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pikakaeru
04/24/23 4:11:40 PM
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vegeta415 posted...
Im seconds away from signing up for gamepass.
Sounds good. Do it.
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Solar_Crimson
04/24/23 4:11:58 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/0/AANZVmAAEVE-.jpg

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PiOverlord
04/24/23 4:14:43 PM
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SMO has outsold almost every NSMB game, except Wii at this point, though.

You know who sucks, you SUCK!

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boxoto
04/24/23 4:15:39 PM
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I hate it when people say "Mare-io"

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Sheiky-Baby
04/24/23 4:17:01 PM
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Best Mario game will always be Super Mario Land 2, for the soundtrack if anything else.

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VeggetaX
04/24/23 4:17:34 PM
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Make more Luigi games?

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PiOverlord
04/24/23 4:18:19 PM
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I hate you too TC.

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BurmesePenguin
04/24/23 4:19:38 PM
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vegeta415 posted...
First how are they gonna release a movie but not a corresponding game?
God, the Ratchet and Clank movie tie in game was so awful.
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vegeta415
04/24/23 4:20:34 PM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
God, the Ratchet and Clank movie tie in game was so awful.
At least it existed.
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BurmesePenguin
04/24/23 4:22:40 PM
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It would have been better for the franchise if it hadn't.
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SSJKirby
04/24/23 4:24:06 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/213-nonstop-gaming-general/80422599#5

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PiOverlord
04/24/23 4:24:57 PM
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We get a new 3D Mario game every few years. Why would I want one of those to be a tie-in to a movie? The only thing that I would love to walk around myself as Mario in would be Toad Town and the beautiful Mushroom Kingdom that I always wished Peach's castle would actually be in, and not the "yawn, zzz, my dad just cut the yard, look at the flat lawn" that Super Mario 64 has established for the games now.

They have a 3D Mario game in the shop, it could be basically done, and they are purposely sitting on it for all we know. And it's going to be exciting, and put Mario in a new setting like the 3D Mario games do.

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vegeta415
04/24/23 4:25:36 PM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
It would have been better for the franchise if it hadn't.
Mario games dont tend to suck. I mean before nsmb.
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Gobstoppers12
04/24/23 4:29:03 PM
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Anyway, this topic was clearly bait, but what's everybody's favorite Mario game? I think mine is Mario 64.

Unless Mario Maker counts. I loved that one. Played it for months.

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PiOverlord
04/24/23 4:32:21 PM
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Super Mario Odyssey

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pikakaeru
04/24/23 4:33:29 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Anyway, this topic was clearly bait, but what's everybody's favorite Mario game? I think mine is Mario 64.
Galaxy for 3D
World for 2D
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GeneralKenobi85
04/24/23 4:36:33 PM
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I haven't played them, but the NSMB games don't even seem that bad. They're just a way to make the 2D Mario games more accessible to modern audiences. Most Mario fans are going to vastly prefer World/SMB3, but those are old games and not likely to draw in the casual audience.

Like all franchises now, they just aren't pumping out great games at the rate they used to. But I don't think that means the series is declining. Odyssey was incredible, and there's no reason to doubt whatever the next 3D Mario will be. The only thing I'm concerned about is the death of Mario RPG games. I'm not sure they have any interest in that part of the franchise anymore.

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giled_tolgra
04/24/23 4:40:13 PM
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Of the 3D ones the Galaxy games are prob the best.

SMW3 and SMW are always safe choices for 2D games. But tbh the NSMB games are range from good to great.

SM64 I replayed it recently and tbh I think its kinda bad now

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Turbam
04/24/23 4:40:58 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Anyway, this topic was clearly bait, but what's everybody's favorite Mario game? I think mine is Mario 64.

Unless Mario Maker counts. I loved that one. Played it for months.
Odyssey

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BurmesePenguin
04/24/23 4:44:02 PM
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I think 3D Land might be my favourite, but I can't be sure because it's been like a decade since I've played handheld gaming and Nintendo won't fucking port it.
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PiOverlord
04/24/23 4:45:00 PM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
I think 3D Land might be my favourite, but I can't be sure because it's been like a decade since I've played handheld gaming and Nintendo won't fucking port it.
The game theme and final boss theme are my favorite themes personally.

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vegeta415
04/24/23 4:51:29 PM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
I think 3D Land might be my favourite, but I can't be sure because it's been like a decade since I've played handheld gaming and Nintendo won't fucking port it.
That game was cool cuz Ive never seen true depth in a platformer until the 3d in that game. World misses the point completely.
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Illuminoius
04/24/23 5:00:05 PM
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3d world was great
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Heartomaton
04/24/23 5:02:36 PM
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Flauros
04/24/23 5:03:53 PM
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I fucking HATE the music in all Mario games from NSMB and up. That fucking "bah bah!" sound makes me want to vomit.

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Solar_Crimson
04/24/23 5:06:51 PM
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Flauros posted...
I fucking HATE the music in all Mario games from NSMB and up. That fucking "bah bah!" sound makes me want to vomit.
Luckily, that "bah bah" nonsense is contained to the NSMB series.

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MICHALECOLE
04/24/23 5:07:00 PM
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boxoto posted...
I hate it when people say "Mare-io"
I love it

brings me back to the old days. Super mare-io brothers
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Tyranthraxus
04/24/23 5:10:50 PM
#30:


vegeta415 posted...
First how are they gonna release a movie but not a corresponding game?

The game would literally have to be Super Mario Bros + Mario Kart + Smash Bros all at the same time.

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Tyranthraxus
04/24/23 5:13:06 PM
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Flauros posted...
I fucking HATE the music in all Mario games from NSMB and up. That fucking "bah bah!" sound makes me want to vomit.
I don't hate the music but I fuckin hate the fact that the koopas will stop to dance to it and fuck up my jumps

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boxoto
04/24/23 5:19:58 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
I love it

brings me back to the old days. Super mare-io brothers
no, it's "Super Mar (rhymes with star)-io Brothers"

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MICHALECOLE
04/24/23 5:25:31 PM
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boxoto posted...
no, it's "Super Mar (rhymes with star)-io Brothers"
I know what it is, Ive never called it anything but, but back in the day half the people said Mario and the other have said mare-io, and you just dont hear that anymore really
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boxoto
04/24/23 5:27:56 PM
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tbh, there's only one person who I ever hear say "Mare-io".

I think he's from New Jersey.

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Damn_Underscore
04/24/23 5:28:58 PM
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Flauros posted...
I fucking HATE the music in all Mario games from NSMB and up. That fucking "bah bah!" sound makes me want to vomit.

true

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Heartomaton
04/24/23 5:31:08 PM
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boxoto posted...
tbh, there's only one person who I ever hear say "Mare-io".

I think he's from New Jersey.

I know someone who says it that way, but he's from Canada.

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vegeta415
04/24/23 5:31:47 PM
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Canadians say Mary-oh
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boxoto
04/24/23 5:45:32 PM
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TheWizardOfOrz
04/24/23 5:51:59 PM
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vegeta415 posted...
I remember a time when all mario games were good like Mario Advanced 1-4.
Great Mario games like *checks notes* rereleases of Mario Bros 2,3,world and Yoshi's island.

Ahh the good old days when Mario games weren't heavily inspired by older Mario games like the New series but actually the same old games like the Advance series.
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TheWizardOfOrz
04/24/23 5:54:07 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
The game would literally have to be Super Mario Bros + Mario Kart + Smash Bros all at the same time.
You're making me excited here
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vegeta415
04/24/23 6:21:32 PM
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TheWizardOfOrz posted...
Great Mario games like *checks notes* rereleases of Mario Bros 2,3,world and Yoshi's island.

Ahh the good old days when Mario games weren't heavily inspired by older Mario games like the New series but actually the same old games like the Advance series.
Well I was poor so I appreciated the rerelease. Especially 3, thats the best 2d
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