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Why not make him a dark knight instead?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80471355

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LightningAce11 posted...

He has to play every new release

And yet he passed on high profile releases like Fire Emblem to play... *checks* an anime show license rpg.

Some dents must have written to him that his incessant whining is upsetting them because he was very apologetic about it without actually apologizing on the podcast today. Lots of "you gotta understand my history with street fighter" sentences.

https://youtu.be/0b_N6Y2R5SU?t=801

Phil is depressed because he did bad on Street Fighter (and got less money on DSPReacts)

When he's talking about SF6 while not playing it he keeps saying its great, but while he's playing it all he does is whine and moan about dropped inputs and damage rates and drive impacts and bad balance.

https://youtu.be/eZU0I3LZ6n4

Phil reacts to himself being homophobic. Does not admit he was being homophobic. Simply thought gay people existing "was funny"

Has he lost a single SF6 match without complaining about his inputs not going through?

https://youtu.be/aIeWvat26Cg

Phil talking about how you should be a gracious loser when you play Street Fighter

lmao

Nazanir posted...

Is there any evidence of this?

I can't confirm it because I neither know or care to know enough about WWE Champions, but a dude who plays it that goes by TJ Gamebox (or something similar) knows how to extrapolate the average spending on the DownfromtheRafters' Champions account based on how much it increases in power. Basically all detractors vouch for it, but I dunno if any of them knows how it works or if they just nod along.

dancing_cactuar posted...

How many bankruptcies or something along those lines is he on at this point?

I don't think that's him, that's another dent.

It's pretty obvious what will be number one.

But my god what a year it has been and we're only halfway in. 2 - 10 is going to be hard fought.

Phil had to have a dent tell him that he can use the shuffle feature to randomize which dents' videos get viewed for his react show.

He literally had to have someone else tell him that he could use shuffle.

He is literally hanging a street fighter shirt on an easel as background decoration for street fighter month.

https://www.youtube.com/live/66GymG-Wk-k?feature=share&t=5492

Is Dave the biggest piece of shit Dent of all time?

Phil's wife is considering buying Street Fighter VI

????

Just use Phil's copy the 99% of the time he's not playing it.

Why do they double dip on everything and then beg for money?

Some modern games have checkpoints in bosses. His game of the year last year, God of War did that.

It would be so easy to say that became he's a streamer who does very little gaming and the little he does is not always the same game, the new Zelda doesn't work for him, leaving all the unsaid truths out, that he is too boring to keep an audience's attention for several stream sessions, unlike all other professional game streamers.

But he has to instead make it an issue with the game. It's not made for the common gamer who has limited time. Bitch, shut the fuck up.

But if games are too short he complains that they're not the price.

Phil is shitting on the Gollum game saying that the fact that there was no early reviews was clearly because of how bad it was.

But Phil literally wants early reviews to not be a thing. He wants review copies to go away and for reviewers and players to get the game "at the same time." That's his stated philosophy.

It's just insane that literally anything he does, if you have a memory slightly better than a goldfish you can just remember when he said or did the exact opposite.

Balnazarr posted...

He said he's afraid trolls will call him or something.

That makes no fucking sense.

Anyway, so apparently this actually did happen. Some people of a truly savory nature have been researching based on the things Phil said and located a mall near him where an event like this happened on the day in question.

Which means that it is now known which mall Phil's wife works at.

:/

Balnazarr posted...

So, Kat's car tire was "stolen" while she was at work.

So I finally watched this story and I'm noting that for the second time in two or three days Phil's wife tries to get in contact with him while he's streaming and she fails because he has his phone on silent during streams.

This is baffling to me. What reason would he have for this? Literally nobody else would call him. And if they did, so what. Is his stream sullied if you can hear a vibrating phone in the background?

Phil says hes gonna review Dune Part I when Part II comes out.

Imagine Phil trying to comprehend Dune. Its going to be the greatest shitshow of all time.

But also is he just going to review part I and let it hang? He doesnt go outside.

https://youtu.be/z_kbACA5GqY?t=188

Phil says he can't spend any of the 3000+ he got from Jinx on a new pc or anything else for the streams because he has to earmark them for bills. Even though he always pays his bills with the money he gets from youtube just fine.

Phil asked the dents what kind of "theme-styled event" they would like to see.

Stop it.

I saw a clip of him saying it took him over an hour to beat M. Bison in Super Turbo on the highest difficulty.

I know the higher difficulties on fighting games I play are really fucking hard, tekken and such. But I'm not the number one American SF2 player of 2000 and whatever, so this seems absurd to me. Maybe it's not, I dunno. But it sounds like it.

Getting tipped a thousand dollars by a single person in a day.

Tomorrow will be upset about people saying the vest streak is just one person because one day some other dimdums also tipped 100 dollars.

So far Jynx has donated at least 400 dollars.

How many 100 dollar shots will definitely not OIC donate today? I'm thinking three.

Balnazarr posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYYGDT7A7MQ&ab_channel=SnortHogan

He goes absolutely ballistic when someone calls him out. "I never said inspired him. hahaha moron. Go fuck yourself". When eh literally said he did not even 5 minutes earlier.

Man who is not a clown does the most clownish reaction in the history of the internet.

https://youtu.be/N7Ll8_KxZw8

*Black people talk about food*

DSP: I don't understand this culture or what they're saying

Zikten posted...

He loves to say the term "Meaningful Content"

He has like 10 stock phrases he repeats over and over. That's how you know it's brainwashing and not just normal conversation, because normal humans do not try to hammer home a point like that. They're able to talk about an issue without using the same exact wording every single time.

https://youtu.be/xIV6Shso8d4

A deranged rant about not being able to monetize his shorts because Phil is incapable of not swearing in his content.

Youtube is censoring me! I did nothing wrong! I did everything correct!

DSP started lying about his post-interview interactions with Craig on Side Scrollers. Craig found out about it and did a two and a half hour stream responding.

https://m.twitch.tv/videos/1820301879

Nothing too interesting if you're not too into it but it really is fascinating watching someone who didn't know who DSP was a couple of months ago just having his mind continuously blown by his narcissictic scum behavior.

Someone tipped Phil 25 dollars saying "I like your Deadly Premonition playthroughs" and Phil went on a 10-15 minute rant about how sometimes people watch his old content and that's good and somehow he also got into the Channel Awesome story and got a Youtube Premium shill segment into the rant.

DSP is massively complaining about Tits of the Kingdom content not being meaningful and pretending that he is speaking for the everyman gamer, rather than speaking for a garbage streamer who can't keep interest from a paying audience when he's not progressing in story content.

He also tipped another 150 dollars on the night stream after this.

https://youtu.be/ZhLwle8rKcI

OIC donates over 600 dollars to Phil over two days.

Says one negative thing about his content and Phil bans him

OIC tips 70 dollars as apology for being bad, I guess

Phil gives the most halfhearted and insincere apology ever as he unbans him. Between parts. Heaven knows Phil can't be bothered to just do it here and now.

OIC has given Phil more than 600 dollars the last two days on a new alt. Vest streak is back.

Zelda sucks!

Drawing fun!

Sweet, thanks.

Phil is ranting on his prestream about how difficult it is for him to throw out his trash at the dump.

I'll get excited when we know more, I guess.

Or when Phil flips his lid about it.

https://youtu.be/XGyIDdAnTdA?t=561

...Was this what his whole Elden Ring playthrough was like?

You can't do this outside of Midna Mondays!

It's neat.

https://youtu.be/CTqdrfM--vQ

Phil looking to rush Oblivion to a finish because the game he knew would take forever and yet he allowed it as a viewer's choice game is taking forever. Also contemplating wagequitting Star Wars and blaming the performance (even though tips were also bad).

He complaints he didn't get any tips during the Zelda tiermaker and then calls an audience member an idiot for saying nobody was asking for a Zelda tiermaker.

Even though that's the exact logic he uses all the time. "If you guys aren't being supportive, I guess that means you don't want this"

https://youtu.be/v0WzI2SF1lk

"How am I lolcow?"

Let's summarize the state of DSPReacts

Started out with a three-pronged intent:

-Weekly shortform reacts
-Monthly longform reacts
-Interviews
-Early on also added media reviews

Currently:

-Weekly reacts not working because dents won't consider his metrics when doing his work for him
-Longform reacts cut down to once every two months (and also taking away an event from his DSPgaming dents every second month for some reason)
-Interviews completely dead
-Reviews "not working" probably dead aside from the offhand current show or movie

Wauw!

RIP frogs.

From what people were saying in the chats I were in he died to these frogs more than Champion Gundyr in his first DS3 playthrough.

Lmao.

I am being informed that Phil has spent 2+ hours fighting the same double frog boss in Jedi Survivor in today's stream, after spending maybe 3 hours fighting a single frog boss over the first two streams of the game. Can't confirm if true, though.

I really wanna know who the supposed "third party" involved in this matter is.