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Time to go sifting through cow shit.

The good thing about Duncan not posting here is that we don't have to read his garbage beliefs. We certainly don't need second-hand Duncan posts.

chrono625 posted...

how many dismemberments occur in the total run time of the mainline 9?

one occurrence in each of 7 movies isnt exactly a lot.

One occurrence per movie? RotS got a bump up to PG-13 because of all the body parts and heads getting cut off.

I wouldn't call it rare. It happens in 7 of the 9 movies.

Bound to happen when you're pumping out so many movies.

Please have collectibles that aren't lame cosmetics.

Look at these rich folks able to eat eggs everyday.

Metroid Prime 4 is so vaporware that even its remaster comes out before it.

I don't think they'll be coming for me since I don't strut around with a semiautomatic rifle.

Look! That kid's got bosoms!

What's her @

The episode from the pizza's point of view was a little too avant-garde for me.

They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Moe.

Is he gonna post gross feet pics?

What a shoobie.

Jealous of the hair.

The effects weren't as drastic as they were presented. Turns out Spurlock was a major alcoholic at the time the documentary was made.

Not sure you're going to get very worthwhile data with those choices.

Mr. Burns: Listen, Senor Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler.

Spielbergo: Schindler es bueno. Senor Burns es el diablo.

Mr. Burns: Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, dammit!

Only the first few GDQs were any good. The bigger it got the less entertaining it became IMO.

We all get fucked by the police but we aren't making any money off it.

God, that was such an embarrassing product.

Have you seen how many babies opossums carry around? They're covered in fart factories all the time.

I don't think there is any hypothetical situation where this topic was a good idea.

Well not on Monday. What did this George Washington guy ever do for us?

They film all over the world, too. She has the best job in existence.

I think he's really trying to get fired from his new time slot.

You don't use the three seashells?

I was born in the wrong decade. Oh how I pine for the days of the Kinetoscope.

Some of those middle school players are already being offered college scholarships.

Just piling on the bullshit.

The day after tomorrow.

Ambassador Karen alright

All of that looks like it's been sitting out since the Pro Bowl.

Because a number of them are poisonous raw.

littlebro07 posted...

Worst Ive ever done is broken an Xbox 360 controller playing the original Gears of War lol

Was sitting on a bean bag chair and just slammed it onto the ground in frustration

That damn host shotgun!

Watch a streamer watch a video.

Hard pass.

That is from 3 years ago.

If I was going to game on the go I think I'd just get a Steam Deck.

No the character was created by Carl Barks a long time ago but these two Don Rosa comics were first published in the 90s.

FortuneCookie posted...

How long until these comics fall into the public domain?

A long time. They were published in the 1990s.

FortuneCookie posted...

I give up. What racist thing did these comics do? The article seems to want to bury the cause deep into the article to force the reader to go through the whole thing to find the dirt. I don't plan on playing Where's Waldo? with a cancel culture article.

(Yeah, I'm in a bit of a mood right now.)

Bombie the Zombie

More testicles means more iron.

So friend with social security benefits

Pringles can full of mayonnaise is cheaper.