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Antifar 02/20/23 4:23:53 PM #1:	https://twitter.com/FCardamenis/status/1625958185684049920 Just one that caught me off guard on a recent rewatch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMY9y-6W_fQ --- Please don't be weird in my topics <cite>Antifar posted [p:971695346] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>https://twitter.com/FCardamenis/status/1625958185684049920Just one that caught me off guard on a recent rewatch:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMY9y-6W_fQ</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomClark 02/20/23 4:25:47 PM #2:	https://youtu.be/XFhpctuUwb4 --- http://i.imgur.com/6eF0W.gif <cite>TomClark posted [p:971695385] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/XFhpctuUwb4</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 02/20/23 4:29:49 PM #3:	https://youtu.be/h1nD4o3zTfo --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:971695459] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/h1nD4o3zTfo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGoldenEel 02/20/23 4:36:57 PM #5:	https://youtu.be/F3y00wvzeQs --- BLACK LIVES MATTER Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ <cite>TheGoldenEel posted [p:971695587] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/F3y00wvzeQs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabin017 02/20/23 4:39:25 PM #6:	The IT Crowd when she turns around. --- https://i.imgur.com/TWsfIIj.gif <cite>sabin017 posted [p:971695632] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>The IT Crowd when she turns around.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 02/20/23 4:39:42 PM #7:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/6/AAPstsAAEM-K.jpg My favorite recurring bit tho is in the earlier seasons, when Homer would say something, then think something, then say something, then accidentally say what he is thinking. Great bit. --- http://i.imgur.com/x04tPRZ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/t7T392I.jpg <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:971695640] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/6/AAPstsAAEM-K.jpg My favorite recurring bit tho is in the earlier seasons, when Homer would say something, then think something, then say something, then accidentally say what he is thinking. Great bit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dorfmann_ 02/20/23 4:43:38 PM #8:	"Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here. George is dead. Call me back." <cite>Dorfmann_ posted [p:971695713] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>"Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here. George is dead. Call me back."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 02/20/23 4:46:21 PM #9:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS0bCSLx8JI <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:971695767] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS0bCSLx8JI</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
blistr 02/20/23 4:53:25 PM #10:	My favourite TV joke: Why don't people watch TV in Afghanistan? ~~Because of the tellie ban!~~ --- You matter, unless you are travelling at the speed of light. Then you energy. https://steamcommunity.com/id/blistr/ <cite>blistr posted [p:971695892] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>My favourite TV joke:Why don't people watch TV in Afghanistan?Because of the tellie ban!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonTentacles 02/20/23 4:54:25 PM #11:	When an anime protagonist trips and falls face first into a chick's cleavage, and then gets slapped. Shit always gets me rolling >_> --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonTentacles posted [p:971695913] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>When an anime protagonist trips and falls face first into a chick's cleavage, and then gets slapped. Shit always gets me rolling >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 02/20/23 5:03:04 PM #12:	Friends lasting 10 seasons. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:971696063] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>Friends lasting 10 seasons.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gwynevere 02/20/23 5:05:18 PM #13:	DJ Jazzy Jeff getting thrown out of the house still gets a bit of a laugh from me --- A hunter is a hunter...even in a dream [She/they] <cite>Gwynevere posted [p:971696093] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>DJ Jazzy Jeff getting thrown out of the house still gets a bit of a laugh from me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 02/20/23 5:05:46 PM #14:	https://youtu.be/u0GuecuiOH8 you could sell out Madison square garden! You could be a big star! <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:971696104] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/u0GuecuiOH8you could sell out Madison square garden! You could be a big star! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DyingPancake 02/20/23 5:35:31 PM #15:	Such a dad joke but its always been one of my favorites On Home Improvement when they are talking about the Christmas choir singing NOEL Al: When I was a kid I always wanted to be the letter N Tim: Thats impossible. The song strictly says No Al --- Pine State milk <cite>DyingPancake posted [p:971696628] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>Such a dad joke but its always been one of my favorites On Home Improvement when they are talking about the Christmas choir singing NOELAl: When I was a kid I always wanted to be the letter NTim: Thats impossible. The song strictly says No Al</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Compsognathus 02/20/23 5:56:48 PM #16:	https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TuXL9RN70Bo&t=4m39s But honestly any Leo Spaceman line is good. --- Gheb is my other account <cite>Compsognathus posted [p:971697067] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TuXL9RN70Bo&t=4m39sBut honestly any Leo Spaceman line is good. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar 02/20/23 9:10:27 PM #17:	Bump --- Please don't be weird in my topics <cite>Antifar posted [p:971701072] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>Bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Boombam99 02/20/23 9:21:54 PM #18:	Dennis Reynolds: Dee? I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade. Or fashioned you into a piece of high-end luggage. I can even add you to my collection! Dee: Are you saying that you have a collection of skin luggage? Dennis: Of course I'm not, Dee. Don't be ridiculous. Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, you BITCH! Now you say another word and I swear to God I will dice you into a million little pieces. And put those pieces in a box, a glass box, that I will display on my mantel. <cite>Boombam99 posted [p:971701334] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>Dennis Reynolds: Dee? I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade. Or fashioned you into a piece of high-end luggage. I can even add you to my collection!Dee: Are you saying that you have a collection of skin luggage?Dennis: Of course I'm not, Dee. Don't be ridiculous. Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, you BITCH! Now you say another word and I swear to God I will dice you into a million little pieces. And put those pieces in a box, a glass box, that I will display on my mantel.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crayon_Lover 02/20/23 9:36:14 PM #19:	https://youtu.be/0Ybn_GlqgPM --- Cleveland sports fan <cite>Crayon_Lover posted [p:971701645] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/0Ybn_GlqgPM</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rideshort 02/20/23 9:38:26 PM #20:	This whole scene from Martin. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axvKbX1QIqU and the final part to it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OaxKTxoxho --- I believe in the Golden Rule and you should too! http://i.imgur.com/63HCN.gif http://i.imgur.com/aaTUdOx.jpg <cite>rideshort posted [p:971701689] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>This whole scene from Martin.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axvKbX1QIqUand the final part to it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OaxKTxoxho</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__aCEr__ 02/20/23 9:49:10 PM #21:	Mr. Burns: Listen, Senor Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler. Spielbergo: Schindler es bueno. Senor Burns es el diablo. Mr. Burns: Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, dammit! --- See you next Wednesday. <cite>__aCEr__ posted [p:971701908] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>Mr. Burns: Listen, Senor Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler.Spielbergo: Schindler es bueno. Senor Burns es el diablo.Mr. Burns: Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, dammit!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 02/20/23 9:51:12 PM #22:	How would you feel if i went up to your room and started throwing chalk around? --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg <cite>lilORANG posted [p:971701958] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>How would you feel if i went up to your room and started throwing chalk around? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 02/20/23 9:52:18 PM #23:	Werewolf bar mitzvah, spooky scary! boys becoming men men becoming wolves <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:971701995] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>Werewolf bar mitzvah, spooky scary! boys becoming menmen becoming wolves </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Compsognathus 02/20/23 10:02:25 PM #24:	MICHALECOLE posted... Werewolf bar mitzvah, spooky scary! boys becoming men men becoming wolves Unironically the best Halloween song to come out in the last 20 years. --- Gheb is my other account <cite>Compsognathus posted [p:971702218] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted... </cite><quote>Werewolf bar mitzvah, spooky scary! boys becoming menmen becoming wolves </quote>Unironically the best Halloween song to come out in the last 20 years.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
averagejoel 02/20/23 10:55:36 PM #25:	a few possibilities that come to mind: "is this the krusty krab?" "no, this is patrick" the troy and abed bit where they're imitating the others' voices to mock them and it turns out they can hear them through the glass White Power Bill yells "white power!" and stabs Gob. Gob collapses, weakly gasping out "I'm... white" the recurring bit in Archer where the show switches quickly between several different conversations happening simultaneously, forming a complete sentence with one or two words from each conversation Princess Caroline's tongue twisters. (I know a couple other characters have them at various points, but it's still very much a Princess Caroline thing) --- http://error1355.com/ce/averagejoel.html <cite>averagejoel posted [p:971703298] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>a few possibilities that come to mind:"is this the krusty krab?""no, this is patrick"the troy and abed bit where they're imitating the others' voices to mock them and it turns out they can hear them through the glassWhite Power Bill yells "white power!" and stabs Gob. Gob collapses, weakly gasping out "I'm... white"the recurring bit in Archer where the show switches quickly between several different conversations happening simultaneously, forming a complete sentence with one or two words from each conversation Princess Caroline's tongue twisters. (I know a couple other characters have them at various points, but it's still very much a Princess Caroline thing)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
burns112233 02/20/23 10:58:36 PM #26:	King of Queens - Arthur's 3D Glasses https://youtu.be/qnWhwAOkQ3w <cite>burns112233 posted [p:971703368] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>King of Queens - Arthur's 3D Glasseshttps://youtu.be/qnWhwAOkQ3w</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
burns112233 02/20/23 11:00:02 PM #27:	The Simpsons - Hans Moleman car explodes https://youtu.be/9XPnT66S2fU <cite>burns112233 posted [p:971703400] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>The Simpsons - Hans Moleman car explodeshttps://youtu.be/9XPnT66S2fU</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 02/20/23 11:01:40 PM #28:	When Scrubs JD requested to see Janitors weiner. --- This is signature Not waste of data at all <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:971703442] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>When Scrubs JD requested to see Janitors weiner.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonTentacles 02/21/23 1:40:38 AM #29:	Smashingpmkns posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/6/AAPstsAAEM-K.jpg Early Simpsons was so good --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonTentacles posted [p:971705362] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>Smashingpmkns posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/6/AAPstsAAEM-K.jpg </quote>Early Simpsons was so good</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros 02/21/23 1:42:56 AM #30:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcxzq1LF7Lk --- https://i.imgur.com/EX6Md7k.gif https://i.imgur.com/ygAzHKB.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/c84omp7.gif https://i.imgur.com/Hj9RrC6.mp4 <cite>Flauros posted [p:971705385] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcxzq1LF7Lk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bevan306 02/21/23 2:11:59 AM #31:	too many but https://youtu.be/CtqIx-t6yOk?t=1110 ~~knock em dead~~ --- http://rateyourmusic.com/~bevan http://i.imgur.com/5Ta28.jpg <cite>bevan306 posted [p:971705600] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>too many but https://youtu.be/CtqIx-t6yOk?t=1110knock em dead</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_hulk88 02/21/23 3:25:11 AM #32:	The whole import-export thing, and Art Vandelay. Also..this: https://youtu.be/rKh4IdhOYNI <cite>Mr_hulk88 posted [p:971706111] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>The whole import-export thing, and Art Vandelay.Also..this:https://youtu.be/rKh4IdhOYNI</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VampireCoyote 02/21/23 3:43:06 AM #35:	In Parks and Rec where Leslie is sick so Andy types her symptoms into the address bar and tells her she has Network connectivity problems --- She/her <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:971706228] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>In Parks and Rec where Leslie is sick so Andy types her symptoms into the address bar and tells her she has Network connectivity problems</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noumas 02/21/23 4:42:24 AM #36:	sabin017 posted... The IT Crowd when she turns around. Which one is that <cite>Noumas posted [p:971706570] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>sabin017 posted... </cite><quote>The IT Crowd when she turns around.</quote>Which one is that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gwynevere 02/21/23 7:44:26 AM #37:	I still think about this one every now and then lol: https://youtu.be/_RyWebmLJYk --- A hunter is a hunter...even in a dream [She/they] <cite>Gwynevere posted [p:971707963] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>I still think about this one every now and then lol:https://youtu.be/_RyWebmLJYk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hyperskate65 02/21/23 7:48:13 AM #38:	Im partial to the arrested development gag where Gob can walk on water or whatever and it immediately cuts to him not walking on water --- his comparison suggests we're closet african americans. PSN BlahblahUnicornx <cite>hyperskate65 posted [p:971708008] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>Impartial to the arrested development gag where Gob can walk on water or whatever and it immediately cuts to him not walking on water </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AloneIBreak 02/21/23 8:00:25 AM #39:	Hitler, North Dakota? https://youtu.be/XbtLdpoMBk8 --- "The civilized man, where he cannot admire, will aim rather at understanding than at reprobating." - Bertrand Russell <cite>AloneIBreak posted [p:971708118] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>Hitler, North Dakota?https://youtu.be/XbtLdpoMBk8</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Supersex420 02/21/23 8:02:07 AM #40:	"You can't just break the law because you won't get caught" "Of course you can, that's the best time to break the law" Sgame about the creator I guess, I don't care that much Dilbert is still special --- i spent 25 minutes reading what you said Medea's virtual gf <cite>Supersex420 posted [p:971708137] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>"You can't just break the law because you won't get caught""Of course you can, that's the best time to break the law"Sgame about the creator I guess, I don't care that much Dilbert is still special</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 02/21/23 8:03:02 AM #41:	Boombam99 posted... Dennis Reynolds: Dee? I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade. Or fashioned you into a piece of high-end luggage. I can even add you to my collection! Dee: Are you saying that you have a collection of skin luggage? Dennis: Of course I'm not, Dee. Don't be ridiculous. Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, you BITCH! Now you say another word and I swear to God I will dice you into a million little pieces. And put those pieces in a box, a glass box, that I will display on my mantel. This is the exact scene that made me watch Always Sunny --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:971708149] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>Boombam99 posted... </cite><quote>Dennis Reynolds: Dee? I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade. Or fashioned you into a piece of high-end luggage. I can even add you to my collection!Dee: Are you saying that you have a collection of skin luggage?Dennis: Of course I'm not, Dee. Don't be ridiculous. Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, you BITCH! Now you say another word and I swear to God I will dice you into a million little pieces. And put those pieces in a box, a glass box, that I will display on my mantel.</quote>This is the exact scene that made me watch Always Sunny</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 02/21/23 8:04:41 AM #42:	Dorfmann_ posted... "Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here. George is dead. Call me back." --- http://i.imgur.com/6VeX04D.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E_jJOPpSXY <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:971708169] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>Dorfmann_ posted... </cite><quote>"Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here. George is dead. Call me back."</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 02/21/23 9:33:30 AM #43:	Lucille (to young Michael and Lindsay): "Dinner's ready, we're having Lindsay chops!" Michael: glowers Lucille: "What? I want her to be prepared in case some bully at school is as clever as I am!" Narrator: No bully ever would be. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:971709154] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>Lucille (to young Michael and Lindsay): "Dinner's ready, we're having Lindsay chops!"Michael: glowersLucille: "What? I want her to be prepared in case some bully at school is as clever as I am!"Narrator: No bully ever would be.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Winterking 02/21/23 9:55:48 AM #44:	Fnort https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qqE_WmagjY&t=231s <cite>Winterking posted [p:971709455] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>Fnorthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qqE_WmagjY&t=231s</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OmegaM 02/21/23 11:05:04 PM #46:	"Well, it was a good ride while it lasted. Come on, kids. Let's go home." "We are home." "That was fast." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTkxW7g-t4A It's right after the Mr. Sparkle commercial. <cite>OmegaM posted [p:971724632] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>"Well, it was a good ride while it lasted. Come on, kids. Let's go home.""We are home.""That was fast."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTkxW7g-t4AIt's right after the Mr. Sparkle commercial.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivany2008 02/21/23 11:43:37 PM #47:	Dad, Can I have some candy? Wooow that's not a candy machine... Alright I guess its time we had the talk This one is ribbed for her pleasure, the first time maybe but after that don't waste the extra quarter. Now that your a man, lets go get a burger. <cite>Ivany2008 posted [p:971725261] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>Dad, Can I have some candy?Wooow that's not a candy machine... Alright I guess its time we had the talkThis one is ribbed for her pleasure, the first time maybe but after that don't waste the extra quarter. Now that your a man, lets go get a burger.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxoto 02/22/23 6:41:52 PM #48:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/0/AAS_qZAAENZG.jpg --- Don't you agree, Zach? https://streamable.com/bmh5oq <cite>boxoto posted [p:971741452] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/0/AAS_qZAAENZG.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SomeLikeItHoth 02/22/23 6:53:19 PM #49:	Sorry doc my insurance ran out. --- FAM FOREVER. \| https://imgur.com/cGrHeeU.jpg <cite>SomeLikeItHoth posted [p:971741663] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>Sorry doc my insurance ran out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 02/22/23 7:47:56 PM #50:	https://youtu.be/hiPhLCi0ExQ --- I don't know about urinals. Half the guys are afraid to use them and most who aren't afraid can't hit them <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:971742781] in What's you... [t:80354928]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/hiPhLCi0ExQ</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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