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Topic | 81% of AMERICANS can't NAME this European COUNTRY!! |
Aressar 11/08/22 11:50:14 AM #27 | Bishop_Hastur posted... Since when has the Bay of Biscay is a state of Eurasia. Bay of Biscay has always been a state of Eurasia. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | So... we're all okay with Trump running a 3rd time? |
Aressar 11/08/22 7:27:06 AM #36 | thx1138 posted... well he is entertaining Oh sure. I mean, the guy is a mentally unstable puppet which is causes social divide and distrust not just in the U.S., but all over the world, because people are acting like this is normal, not to mention that he has the power to launch nukes and doesn't heed the input of his advisors. But yeah, let's vote for him anyway, because it's 'awesome' and 'hilarious' how everyone gets so worked up about him. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | I think Mass Effect 4 has chosen a canon ending *spoilers* |
Aressar 11/07/22 10:48:28 PM #17 | Punished_Blinx posted... https://twitter.com/masseffect/status/1589656874416500739 Actually the Mass Relays were shown to be repaired by the Reapers in the Control and Synthesis endings. Destroy doesn't show anything like this. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | So... we're all okay with Trump running a 3rd time? |
Aressar 11/07/22 9:54:01 PM #10 | A lot of Americans will desperately donate their life savings to Trump to watch him bang their mothers in front of them while laughing at them, all just to trigger the libs, hyuck hyuck! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | a villain holds a gun and tells you to pick one |
Aressar 11/07/22 1:05:13 PM #11 | Since he's apparently not aiming it at me, I say "no, thank you" and walk away. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Bhad bhabi...is honestly pretty cute |
Aressar 11/05/22 7:33:27 PM #4 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Cash me ousside girl --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Cute girl on 3rd date: Before we get physical, please know I have a penis |
Aressar 11/05/22 3:49:15 PM #45 | These topics give me a headache. I'm just gonna tag everyone as 'transphobic bigot', just to be on the safe side. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | So shit got serious at my job while i was gone |
Aressar 11/05/22 8:34:22 AM #2 | Did it involve a guy with the entire escape plan tattooed on him? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Elon Musk is suspended from Twitter |
Aressar 11/05/22 8:20:51 AM #30 | St0rmFury posted... Nah, there was a time when if enough people reported a post it will auto suspend the poster. I'm guessing that too was changed immidiately after that. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Westworld has been CANCELLED |
Aressar 11/05/22 8:18:29 AM #66 | I actually already assumed the series had ended with season 4. Honestly, I thought season 2 and 3 were fine, especially since I think the alternative would have been more of the same of season 1, which would not have worked for long. Also in season 4, --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Elon Musk is suspended from Twitter |
Aressar 11/05/22 7:52:32 AM #27 | St0rmFury posted... Remember when CJayC got suspended? Nope, because that never happened. He was modded with 3KL once, and then he immediately adjusted the system so that it's impossible to mod an Administrator. I'm guessing Elon or his predecessors at Twitter made sure to do something similar. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Do you pronounce adeles name correctly? |
Aressar 11/03/22 12:37:11 PM #9 | (in Coach Z voice) Ardearly! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Mario in blackface. Image taken from an official Game Boy game. |
Aressar 11/03/22 9:07:56 AM #26 | *pretending to lose my shit about this in the hopes I look really smart somehow* --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Your crush asks ''Hey ugly, you think i'm fit enough to ask out megatech yet?'' |
Aressar 11/02/22 10:02:02 PM #10 | Ow, I just cut myself on her elbows --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Just ordered a $4,000 gaming pc. Ask me anything. |
Aressar 11/02/22 5:14:12 PM #19 | daftpunk_mk5 posted... i9 13900k and 4090 i9 sounds like way overkill atm. Like, PC hardware will probably be at DDR6 by the time i9 will make a noticeable difference compared to i7. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | The No Nut November Journey. General Topic. |
Aressar 11/02/22 5:05:34 PM #40 | I have already successfully managed to not deed for a whole month twice in the past, just to see if I could do it. However, I personally think nocturnal emission should not count in this challenge, as that cannot be helped and is pretty much inevitable at some point. It gets easier after about two weeks though. Also, even if I were to try the challenge again, I will not pass up sex, especially since the opportunity doesn't present itself all that often. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Sovereign Citizens be like |
Aressar 11/02/22 1:50:07 PM #14 | I seriously did not realize that this is a thing, but it doesn't surprise me in this day and age where everyone likes to profile themselves as a unique special one-of-a-kind individual, just like everybody else. I bet some of them also profile themselves as an anarchist/communist/pagan/nihilist/jedi/super saiyan etc. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Her on the third date: "anarcho-communism just makes sense." |
Aressar 10/31/22 11:05:02 PM #9 | AldousIsDead posted... Ask her if she wants to help me see the violence inherent in the system tonight. "Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here!" --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | What usually follows "I've been thinking..."? |
Aressar 10/31/22 10:48:39 PM #4 | "We should [insert doing something that changes the status quo of something and requires effort on your part, probably something you actually really don't feel like doing]." --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Agree or disagree with this statement: Life is boring if you don't have kids |
Aressar 10/31/22 7:52:12 PM #23 | Be sure that your kids know that whether or not they have children is entirely up to them, and that they don't owe it to anyone to have them, including your mother-in-law. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | What did you say to make your date react like dis? |
Aressar 10/31/22 7:35:45 PM #4 | "I posted your pic on CE and asked dem "Would you fuck dis fat chick?" and dey said "Fuck no" " --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Her on the third date: "I hate dogs." |
Aressar 10/31/22 6:10:51 PM #15 | That's too bad, but I can live with it, provided she doesn't hate cats. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Who are the angriest posters? |
Aressar 10/30/22 9:29:16 PM #108 | --Zero- posted... MrKarate is always pretty mad too. He used to be, years ago. He's pretty normal nowadays, or at least, he doesn't melt down over everything like back then. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Who are the angriest posters? |
Aressar 10/30/22 3:22:16 PM #33 | Shabriri posted... i aint seen her get mad at nothin werent worth gettin mad about. idk if someone can really be in the running fer this if their anger is justified or understandable :v Perhaps so, though getting angry or insinuating anyone who doesn't share the exact same perspective must be a transphobe is not an effective way to gain sympathy. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Who are the angriest posters? |
Aressar 10/30/22 2:55:40 PM #30 | gunplagirl I really get the impression her sole reason for waking up is to scour the internet for things to get angry about. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Is the slang "ye" for yes canceled? |
Aressar 10/29/22 5:45:32 PM #9 | Nah, because nobody actually called Kanye 'Ye' anyway, except probably Kanye himself. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Liam Hemsworth taking over as Geralt in The Witcher season 4 |
Aressar 10/29/22 3:59:50 PM #16 | RISEofCHRISTIAN posted... But on the plus side we'll be seeing more Henry Cavill Superman!! Which will probably suck at first when it's released in movie theaters, but will be amazing when Zack Snyder gets to release his version afterwards. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | when did liberals turn on Elon Musk? |
Aressar 10/29/22 3:37:34 PM #44 | I admit I used to admire him as a person. I still admire what some of the companies he (co-)founded are doing, though he himself really came out as a stereotypical billionaire douchebag when he became more active on Twitter. But yeah, I agree CE does seem to have a compulsive hate boner at the mere mention of Musk. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | To those who can vote in US midterms, what are you voting? |
Aressar 10/29/22 10:24:14 AM #26 | WilliamPorygon posted... Let's be honest, all the options suck, the democrats just suck less. i.e. same as every election Best thing we can hope for is that somehow things like winner-takes-all and gerrymandering are exchanged for a straightforward one-person-one-vote system, as such a change would open the door for other parties to stand a reasonable chance of getting elected. But that's not likely to happen, as whoever has the influence to implement that will have been placed in such a position because of the current system. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | To those who can vote in US midterms, what are you voting? |
Aressar 10/28/22 10:10:43 PM #15 | Wish the election would have results similar to this poll. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | To those who can vote in US midterms, what are you voting? |
Aressar 10/28/22 10:20:01 AM #9 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] That's quite the oxymoron. UnholyMudcrab posted... My vote in Missouri is worthless, so my plan if I vote at all is just to write in a bunch of communists to be funny. I figure Trotsky for Senator and Stalin for Representative should be a fun combination. See what antics those two get up to. Wonder how many (tens/hundreds of) thousands of voters will have the same attitude. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Which Planeteer would you be? |
Aressar 10/28/22 8:19:23 AM #9 | CassandraCroft posted... Actually mate that is a total falsehood as Heart is actually the strongest power. https://youtu.be/3JeLcP7Xa5o --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | To those who can vote in US midterms, what are you voting? |
Aressar 10/28/22 7:15:38 AM #1 | What are you voting?
Vote
There are no other options. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Female Yoda talks normally |
Aressar 10/27/22 7:10:23 AM #39 | Or maybe Disney just has no idea wtf they're doing, as usual. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | cute girl on 3rd date: new vegas is a bad game |
Aressar 10/26/22 3:38:35 PM #13 | "Cute Girl, I think we should part ways." "B-but I thought...are you sure...?" "Yes, I'm sure. Don't even bother waiting for me at my hideout with my other companions. Just go back to where I found you." --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Is season 5 GOT when it gets really bad? |
Aressar 10/25/22 10:51:45 PM #53 | Jfc CE. At this rate, in 2-3 years you'll be saying literally all of GoT after the pilot sucked. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Which CEgal sent dis to which CEman? |
Aressar 10/25/22 10:41:22 PM #7 | There you have it: even females refer to themselves as females, so we can stop whiteknighting about how 'offensive' it is. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Accidentally yelled "ow, fuck" in a zoom meeting |
Aressar 10/25/22 8:21:20 PM #6 | I've literally had zoom meetings without any pants on. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | What's some gross couple stuff me and my new gf can do together? |
Aressar 10/25/22 7:58:22 PM #6 | Make some soup together. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Is there a word like Weaboo for fans of New York City? |
Aressar 10/25/22 7:57:13 PM #10 | Baka gaijin --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | First responders; ever dealt with an enema gone wrong?? |
Aressar 10/25/22 6:20:04 PM #7 | "I fell on it." --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Bear Grylls currently under "Transvestigation". |
Aressar 10/25/22 6:16:21 PM #17 | Fellas... --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | If I told you you had a beautiful body... |
Aressar 10/25/22 5:30:09 PM #11 | I would take solace in the fact that I did a good job trekking through the Russian jungle without getting hurt too much. Hopefully I didn't take too many enemy lives so far either. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Megatech has actually lived with a CEuser before |
Aressar 10/25/22 5:26:37 PM #4 | I bet it was Shabriri. Only the user with the sexiest voice could end up living with the most irresistible user. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Stop reverting my color scheme |
Aressar 10/25/22 5:22:03 PM #20 | Purple on Black master race --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | I hate public transportation >_> It's nothing but crazy people |
Aressar 10/25/22 5:15:02 PM #15 | samsungsalt posted... Public transportation is probably better over the pond where its more or less a necessity compared to owning a car. Very true. I mean, we do have unstable weirdos using public transport here as well, though I've never seen something as insane as that tent guy. There is quite an amount of security guards/enforcers patrolling the public transport system, which definitely helps in keeping things relatively safe. Guys like the one viciously kicking the door would be arrested within minutes. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Impersonate a CE user ITT |
Aressar 10/25/22 1:53:58 PM #177 | What? Trump/Kanye West did or say something dumb-but-irrelevant again as usual? TO CE! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
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