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Topic81% of AMERICANS can't NAME this European COUNTRY!!
Aressar
11/08/22 11:50:14 AM
#27
Bishop_Hastur posted...
Since when has the Bay of Biscay been a country?

Bay of Biscay is a state of Eurasia. Bay of Biscay has always been a state of Eurasia.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.
TopicSo... we're all okay with Trump running a 3rd time?
Aressar
11/08/22 7:27:06 AM
#36
thx1138 posted...
well he is entertaining

Oh sure. I mean, the guy is a mentally unstable puppet which is causes social divide and distrust not just in the U.S., but all over the world, because people are acting like this is normal, not to mention that he has the power to launch nukes and doesn't heed the input of his advisors.

But yeah, let's vote for him anyway, because it's 'awesome' and 'hilarious' how everyone gets so worked up about him.

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TopicI think Mass Effect 4 has chosen a canon ending *spoilers*
Aressar
11/07/22 10:48:28 PM
#17
Punished_Blinx posted...
https://twitter.com/masseffect/status/1589656874416500739

That's clearly a rebuilt Mass Relay right? Which would only be a thing in the Destroy ending?

Actually the Mass Relays were shown to be repaired by the Reapers in the Control and Synthesis endings. Destroy doesn't show anything like this.

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TopicSo... we're all okay with Trump running a 3rd time?
Aressar
11/07/22 9:54:01 PM
#10
A lot of Americans will desperately donate their life savings to Trump to watch him bang their mothers in front of them while laughing at them, all just to trigger the libs, hyuck hyuck!

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Topica villain holds a gun and tells you to pick one
Aressar
11/07/22 1:05:13 PM
#11
Since he's apparently not aiming it at me, I say "no, thank you" and walk away.

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TopicBhad bhabi...is honestly pretty cute
Aressar
11/05/22 7:33:27 PM
#4
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Cash me ousside girl

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TopicCute girl on 3rd date: Before we get physical, please know I have a penis
Aressar
11/05/22 3:49:15 PM
#45
These topics give me a headache. I'm just gonna tag everyone as 'transphobic bigot', just to be on the safe side.

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TopicSo shit got serious at my job while i was gone
Aressar
11/05/22 8:34:22 AM
#2
Did it involve a guy with the entire escape plan tattooed on him?

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TopicElon Musk is suspended from Twitter
Aressar
11/05/22 8:20:51 AM
#30
St0rmFury posted...
Nah, there was a time when if enough people reported a post it will auto suspend the poster.

I'm guessing that too was changed immidiately after that.

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TopicWestworld has been CANCELLED
Aressar
11/05/22 8:18:29 AM
#66
I actually already assumed the series had ended with season 4.
Honestly, I thought season 2 and 3 were fine, especially since I think the alternative would have been more of the same of season 1, which would not have worked for long.

Also in season 4, iirc Frankie (Jesse Pinkman's daughter) and her group survived, right? Last I remember seeing they escaped the city, though I guess there wouldn't be much for them to do as the rest of humanity is dead.

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TopicElon Musk is suspended from Twitter
Aressar
11/05/22 7:52:32 AM
#27
St0rmFury posted...
Remember when CJayC got suspended?

Nope, because that never happened. He was modded with 3KL once, and then he immediately adjusted the system so that it's impossible to mod an Administrator.
I'm guessing Elon or his predecessors at Twitter made sure to do something similar.

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TopicDo you pronounce adeles name correctly?
Aressar
11/03/22 12:37:11 PM
#9
(in Coach Z voice)
Ardearly!

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TopicMario in blackface. Image taken from an official Game Boy game.
Aressar
11/03/22 9:07:56 AM
#26
*pretending to lose my shit about this in the hopes I look really smart somehow*

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TopicYour crush asks ''Hey ugly, you think i'm fit enough to ask out megatech yet?''
Aressar
11/02/22 10:02:02 PM
#10
Ow, I just cut myself on her elbows

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TopicJust ordered a $4,000 gaming pc. Ask me anything.
Aressar
11/02/22 5:14:12 PM
#19
daftpunk_mk5 posted...
i9 13900k and 4090

i9 sounds like way overkill atm. Like, PC hardware will probably be at DDR6 by the time i9 will make a noticeable difference compared to i7.

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TopicThe No Nut November Journey. General Topic.
Aressar
11/02/22 5:05:34 PM
#40
I have already successfully managed to not deed for a whole month twice in the past, just to see if I could do it. However, I personally think nocturnal emission should not count in this challenge, as that cannot be helped and is pretty much inevitable at some point. It gets easier after about two weeks though.

Also, even if I were to try the challenge again, I will not pass up sex, especially since the opportunity doesn't present itself all that often.

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TopicSovereign Citizens be like
Aressar
11/02/22 1:50:07 PM
#14
I seriously did not realize that this is a thing, but it doesn't surprise me in this day and age where everyone likes to profile themselves as a unique special one-of-a-kind individual, just like everybody else.
I bet some of them also profile themselves as an anarchist/communist/pagan/nihilist/jedi/super saiyan etc.

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TopicHer on the third date: "anarcho-communism just makes sense."
Aressar
10/31/22 11:05:02 PM
#9
AldousIsDead posted...
Ask her if she wants to help me see the violence inherent in the system tonight.

"Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here!"

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TopicWhat usually follows "I've been thinking..."?
Aressar
10/31/22 10:48:39 PM
#4
"We should [insert doing something that changes the status quo of something and requires effort on your part, probably something you actually really don't feel like doing]."

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TopicAgree or disagree with this statement: Life is boring if you don't have kids
Aressar
10/31/22 7:52:12 PM
#23
Be sure that your kids know that whether or not they have children is entirely up to them, and that they don't owe it to anyone to have them, including your mother-in-law.

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TopicWhat did you say to make your date react like dis?
Aressar
10/31/22 7:35:45 PM
#4
"I posted your pic on CE and asked dem "Would you fuck dis fat chick?" and dey said "Fuck no" "

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TopicHer on the third date: "I hate dogs."
Aressar
10/31/22 6:10:51 PM
#15
That's too bad, but I can live with it, provided she doesn't hate cats.

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TopicWho are the angriest posters?
Aressar
10/30/22 9:29:16 PM
#108
--Zero- posted...
MrKarate is always pretty mad too.

He used to be, years ago. He's pretty normal nowadays, or at least, he doesn't melt down over everything like back then.

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TopicWho are the angriest posters?
Aressar
10/30/22 3:22:16 PM
#33
Shabriri posted...
i aint seen her get mad at nothin werent worth gettin mad about. idk if someone can really be in the running fer this if their anger is justified or understandable :v

Perhaps so, though getting angry or insinuating anyone who doesn't share the exact same perspective must be a transphobe is not an effective way to gain sympathy.

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TopicWho are the angriest posters?
Aressar
10/30/22 2:55:40 PM
#30
gunplagirl
I really get the impression her sole reason for waking up is to scour the internet for things to get angry about.

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TopicIs the slang "ye" for yes canceled?
Aressar
10/29/22 5:45:32 PM
#9
Nah, because nobody actually called Kanye 'Ye' anyway, except probably Kanye himself.

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TopicLiam Hemsworth taking over as Geralt in The Witcher season 4
Aressar
10/29/22 3:59:50 PM
#16
RISEofCHRISTIAN posted...
But on the plus side we'll be seeing more Henry Cavill Superman!!

Which will probably suck at first when it's released in movie theaters, but will be amazing when Zack Snyder gets to release his version afterwards.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.
Topicwhen did liberals turn on Elon Musk?
Aressar
10/29/22 3:37:34 PM
#44
I admit I used to admire him as a person. I still admire what some of the companies he (co-)founded are doing, though he himself really came out as a stereotypical billionaire douchebag when he became more active on Twitter.

But yeah, I agree CE does seem to have a compulsive hate boner at the mere mention of Musk.

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TopicTo those who can vote in US midterms, what are you voting?
Aressar
10/29/22 10:24:14 AM
#26
WilliamPorygon posted...
Let's be honest, all the options suck, the democrats just suck less. i.e. same as every election

Best thing we can hope for is that somehow things like winner-takes-all and gerrymandering are exchanged for a straightforward one-person-one-vote system, as such a change would open the door for other parties to stand a reasonable chance of getting elected.
But that's not likely to happen, as whoever has the influence to implement that will have been placed in such a position because of the current system.

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TopicTo those who can vote in US midterms, what are you voting?
Aressar
10/28/22 10:10:43 PM
#15
Wish the election would have results similar to this poll.

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TopicTo those who can vote in US midterms, what are you voting?
Aressar
10/28/22 10:20:01 AM
#9
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


That's quite the oxymoron.

UnholyMudcrab posted...
My vote in Missouri is worthless, so my plan if I vote at all is just to write in a bunch of communists to be funny. I figure Trotsky for Senator and Stalin for Representative should be a fun combination. See what antics those two get up to.

Wonder how many (tens/hundreds of) thousands of voters will have the same attitude.

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TopicWhich Planeteer would you be?
Aressar
10/28/22 8:19:23 AM
#9
CassandraCroft posted...
Actually mate that is a total falsehood as Heart is actually the strongest power.

Think about what Ma-Ti can do with his Heart power. He can communicate with The Planeteers when they are split up and can communicate and understand animals, alert him to people in distress near by

https://youtu.be/3JeLcP7Xa5o

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TopicTo those who can vote in US midterms, what are you voting?
Aressar
10/28/22 7:15:38 AM
#1
What are you voting?




There are no other options.

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TopicFemale Yoda talks normally
Aressar
10/27/22 7:10:23 AM
#39
Or maybe Disney just has no idea wtf they're doing, as usual.

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Topiccute girl on 3rd date: new vegas is a bad game
Aressar
10/26/22 3:38:35 PM
#13
"Cute Girl, I think we should part ways."
"B-but I thought...are you sure...?"
"Yes, I'm sure. Don't even bother waiting for me at my hideout with my other companions. Just go back to where I found you."

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.
TopicIs season 5 GOT when it gets really bad?
Aressar
10/25/22 10:51:45 PM
#53
Jfc CE. At this rate, in 2-3 years you'll be saying literally all of GoT after the pilot sucked.

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TopicWhich CEgal sent dis to which CEman?
Aressar
10/25/22 10:41:22 PM
#7
There you have it: even females refer to themselves as females, so we can stop whiteknighting about how 'offensive' it is.

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TopicAccidentally yelled "ow, fuck" in a zoom meeting
Aressar
10/25/22 8:21:20 PM
#6
I've literally had zoom meetings without any pants on.

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TopicWhat's some gross couple stuff me and my new gf can do together?
Aressar
10/25/22 7:58:22 PM
#6
Make some soup together.

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TopicIs there a word like Weaboo for fans of New York City?
Aressar
10/25/22 7:57:13 PM
#10
Baka gaijin

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TopicFirst responders; ever dealt with an enema gone wrong??
Aressar
10/25/22 6:20:04 PM
#7
"I fell on it."

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TopicBear Grylls currently under "Transvestigation".
Aressar
10/25/22 6:16:21 PM
#17
Fellas...

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TopicIf I told you you had a beautiful body...
Aressar
10/25/22 5:30:09 PM
#11
I would take solace in the fact that I did a good job trekking through the Russian jungle without getting hurt too much. Hopefully I didn't take too many enemy lives so far either.

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TopicMegatech has actually lived with a CEuser before
Aressar
10/25/22 5:26:37 PM
#4
I bet it was Shabriri. Only the user with the sexiest voice could end up living with the most irresistible user.

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TopicStop reverting my color scheme
Aressar
10/25/22 5:22:03 PM
#20
Purple on Black master race

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TopicI hate public transportation >_> It's nothing but crazy people
Aressar
10/25/22 5:15:02 PM
#15
samsungsalt posted...
Public transportation is probably better over the pond where its more or less a necessity compared to owning a car.

Very true. I mean, we do have unstable weirdos using public transport here as well, though I've never seen something as insane as that tent guy. There is quite an amount of security guards/enforcers patrolling the public transport system, which definitely helps in keeping things relatively safe. Guys like the one viciously kicking the door would be arrested within minutes.

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TopicImpersonate a CE user ITT
Aressar
10/25/22 1:53:58 PM
#177
What? Trump/Kanye West did or say something dumb-but-irrelevant again as usual?
TO CE!

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