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Topic | Is Zack Snyder's Justice League worth watching with no DCEU experience? |
Aressar 03/03/23 5:56:55 AM #4 | Personally I think it's great. Infinitely better than the other Justice League movie. It even got me hungry for another (Zack Snyder-directed) sequel. If you enjoyed Zack Snyder's Watchmen, you'll definitely like his version of JL. Overall it takes four hours, but it's divided in eight chapters, so plenty of opportunities to pause the movie and resume later. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | You know, for as amazing as Gary oldman is, he's not in THAT many great movies |
Aressar 03/02/23 6:18:25 AM #22 | Lol turns out he was the devil in the music video Since I Don't Have You by Guns N' Roses --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Best cat or best cat? |
Aressar 03/02/23 6:04:38 AM #12 | All cats are best cats --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Oberyn Martell vs Joel vs The Mandalorian |
Aressar 03/01/23 4:59:51 AM #2 | I wanna say the Mandalorian, but I'm gonna go with Oberyn, probably because he comes off as so much more expressive than the other characters. Pascal is great in Mando and TLOU as well, but his GoT is definitely something where he as an actor perfectly fits his role. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Rusev udrya! |
Aressar 02/27/23 4:16:03 PM #6 | Wtf did you call me, Vegy?? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Reminder that Homer Simpson is a millennial |
Aressar 02/25/23 8:17:12 PM #19 | Damn_Underscore posted... To be fair he's not in a suburb, he's in a small town in the middle of nowhere In the flashback, yeah. Not in the 'present time' of the series. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Reminder that Homer Simpson is a millennial |
Aressar 02/25/23 7:14:46 PM #11 | As long as he manages to support a family that lives in the suburbs and includes a housewife, three kids, a dog, a cat and two cars on his own, he'll always be a boomer. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | What's wrong with you? |
Aressar 02/24/23 7:47:53 PM #11 | People have been asking me that all my life, and I've been asking the same of them all my life. Unfortunately for me, they get to be right because there's more of them than there is of me. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | What if a nuke Russia's itself and blames the US? |
Aressar 02/24/23 1:29:43 PM #4 | What if Putin falls down the stairs/out of a window and Russia blames the US? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Meanwhile, in last weeks CEgal podcast.... |
Aressar 02/23/23 10:35:22 PM #6 | Girls they wanna have fun --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Time Splitters Future Perfect and Tme Splitters 2 for $2 each |
Aressar 02/22/23 3:34:25 PM #19 | Kaldrenthebold posted... Dear god yes ...I'll get the next one. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Is deliberately trying to cultivate tribalism and 'us-vs.-them' a bad thing? |
Aressar 02/22/23 11:15:32 AM #4 | Tbh I believe anyone actively aiming for us-vs-them is very likely motivated by greed and egoism. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Ordered a poop knife. |
Aressar 02/21/23 11:58:04 AM #64 | Sexypwnstar posted... Why the fuck are you pooping in the toilet? Just wafflestomp it down the shower drain This. Much more sustainable too. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Ordered a poop knife. |
Aressar 02/21/23 6:42:47 AM #60 | Even easier to unclog a toilet by just putting on the big rubber glove and reach down like a man --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | how's it going? |
Aressar 02/19/23 10:55:47 AM #5 | Bad. I just stubbed my big toe and it hurts like hell. I'm currently cooling it with an ice pack. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Why is Christian media so America-centric |
Aressar 02/18/23 11:53:20 PM #7 | Because Jesus was 'Murrican as well --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | 20 years later, I still love this gif >_> |
Aressar 02/18/23 8:32:10 AM #2 | I remember that one, I had it saved for years. Still makes me chuckle. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Imagine if Mr. Satan actually buckled down and trained his ki |
Aressar 02/17/23 6:49:57 AM #16 | MICHALECOLE posted... Why are you including 17 and 18 as humans? It has been established that they are humans who have been cybernetically enhanced by Dr Gero (unlike #16, who is fully machine). #17 and #18 being human is also how #18 and Krillin are able to have a daughter. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Anyone remember da Mommy Milkers Queen? |
Aressar 02/17/23 6:23:04 AM #21 | Vegy posted... https://v.redd.it/louvza57jm9a1/DASH_720.mp4?source=fallback I wish she was my diligent housewife. If she'd rather have me be her diligent househusband that'd be ok too. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Which of dese walking types do you associate yourself with? |
Aressar 02/16/23 9:25:47 PM #3 | What's da difference between da first two? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Whatever happened to SMAL? |
Aressar 02/16/23 10:50:38 AM #23 | GreenCookie posted... LOL "Everyone is Caution! Everyone is SMAL!" c'mon man. Is that anyway to live life? Random accusations on any new account? Caution is probably laughing his ass off. You would know right, Vegy? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Whatever happened to SMAL? |
Aressar 02/16/23 10:39:36 AM #13 | Jupiter posted... Who is SMAL? I always see that name on here. Usually people accusing someone of being SMAL. Sure thing, SMAL --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Literally a new Flash episode and no topic |
Aressar 02/16/23 6:00:57 AM #3 | Just stop watching. You've admitted the show has sucked for quite a while now. There's nothing to gain by continuing to watch. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | We've been on the ultraconnected/social media era for a while now |
Aressar 02/14/23 8:42:41 AM #4 | MedeaLysistrata posted... is it just me or have stupid antics died down? i haven't seen a tiktok trend in a while Eh, sadly a significant amount of people still care about random Twitter account says, at least enough to cause a shitstorm about. I'd definitely call that stupid antics. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | 76% of Russians over 45 still approve of Putin's decision to go to war. |
Aressar 02/14/23 5:39:05 AM #16 | UnfairRepresent posted... How is that misleading? My bad, I missed the 'over 45' part somehow. I'll delete my earlier post. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | 76% of Russians over 45 still approve of Putin's decision to go to war. |
Aressar 02/14/23 4:49:16 AM #8 | Kind of a misleading topic title, as it's 76% of the older generation, but 60% of Russians in general who support Putin's decision to go to war/start the conflict. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Have you ever been to a (legal) brothel |
Aressar 02/11/23 5:02:46 PM #7 | The_Korey posted... No, actually. Don't really see it happening either. Massage parlors are enough for me. What kind exactly? From what I noticed a massage parlor can offer different services depending on the country. In some countries it's just another word for brothel, in others it's for massages with a 'happy end', in others it's just for regular massages. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | 3 red flags to notice in a guy |
Aressar 02/10/23 8:13:29 AM #13 | Glob posted... Its not loading for me. 1. He doesn't want to get married. 2. He doesn't want kids. 3. He doesn't respect your physical boundaries. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Ooh boy, so Hogwart's Legacy really runs with the whole 'Goblins are Jews' thing |
Aressar 02/10/23 6:22:49 AM #31 | UnfairRepresent posted... Oh come people, you'll complain about anything FTFY This 'reference' is like Dan Brown level reaching. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Bohemian Rhapsody is not autobiographical |
Aressar 02/09/23 10:29:52 AM #9 | True poetry is for the listener. It ruins the mystery if everything's explained. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | I have a database of every CEman playing THAT GAME |
Aressar 02/07/23 9:40:27 PM #16 | Don't Shit Your Pants? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | If you were dating someone would you ever be embarrassed about their occupation? |
Aressar 02/07/23 9:39:50 PM #10 | Not embarrassed, though self-sufficiency is a deal breaker for me. If they make enough to get by and feel fine doing it, that's good enough for me. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Pervert Keanu Reeves dates senile Grandma |
Aressar 02/07/23 5:42:47 PM #33 | DipDipDiver posted... This is not a thing that happens Are you new here? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Remember that study that said people watch porn at work? |
Aressar 02/06/23 3:17:19 PM #22 | Jiek_Fafn posted... His wife found a bunch of saved Facebook screenshots on his phone, but like weird shit like zoomed in pictures of faces of his exes and stuff. She confronted him about it and he tried to tell her that everyone creates a spank bank and does this. Very smart choice of you to not tell your wife about your spank bank Never let her know the truth, unless you get caught red-handed. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Harry Potter and the Transphobic Stones |
Aressar 02/06/23 3:11:17 PM #9 | Harry Potter and the people who act like hateful trans supporters and make actual trans supporters look bad. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | It is miserly to buy a bottle of water and not tip. |
Aressar 02/06/23 2:56:20 PM #33 | A_Good_Boy posted... It was also used as a means of racial oppression. During the time of reconstruction many jobs that black people commonly held had shitty wages and they were forced to rely on tips. It's why people of the service industry have a minimum wage of just $2, because at the time minimum wage laws were enacted those were black jobs and nobody wanted to pay them. We should remind people of this on a massive scale to the point that it becomes political. Then half of the country will stop tipping on general principle, just to stick it to the opposite party. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | It is miserly to buy a bottle of water and not tip. |
Aressar 02/06/23 6:01:23 AM #12 | MachineJaipur posted... No, no, no. Only in Murrica would someone get pissed at being tipped 'only' 15%. Literally no one except Twitter accounts get pissed at people tipping 20%, and everyone knows their opinions are disingenuous anyway. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | We gave Google it's 300 mil Image database |
Aressar 02/05/23 4:45:59 AM #4 | sabin017 posted... 300 mil sounds low, could be tril Tril sounds low, could be google --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? |
Aressar 02/04/23 2:48:24 PM #8 | If I were to ask you to have sex with me, would your answer be the same as to the question I just asked you? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
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