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TopicMy girlfriend keeps complaining our new apt has hard water
MrMelodramatic
01/10/23 3:58:37 PM
#1
But Ive been drinking it and Im still sober. Whats her deal??

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TopicI just stopped a furry pedophile from abducting a child... feels surreal.
MrMelodramatic
01/10/23 1:00:02 PM
#288
(Having just read the first few posts) Pretty amazing topic. Great going, TC.

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TopicMy account is 14 years old today
MrMelodramatic
01/10/23 12:49:20 PM
#11
I wonder if my account will ever be older than I am

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TopicCant believe that P.T. is nearly 9 years old.
MrMelodramatic
01/10/23 9:16:03 AM
#7
Barnum?

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TopicIs Arin Hanson an admirable person?
MrMelodramatic
01/09/23 9:59:40 PM
#70
Irony posted...
Who


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TopicMy friend had her Kia stolen and wrecked :/
MrMelodramatic
01/09/23 8:46:07 AM
#24
Kia is a hot item rn for stealing. If youre in the market for a new car, dont get a Kia

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TopicHogwarts Legacy is already the 2nd best-selling game on Steam over a month
MrMelodramatic
01/09/23 8:43:22 AM
#118
SenlinDescends posted...
Have you considered buying it secondhand? Slightly cheaper for you and you aren't giving any money to Rowling or her cause.
Oh yeah Id definitely do this. If I bought it at all I wouldnt do so until it was both in the Switch and on sale.

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TopicHogwarts Legacy is already the 2nd best-selling game on Steam over a month
MrMelodramatic
01/09/23 8:39:43 AM
#115
Crimsoness posted...
What about eating ass?
Unless youre paying for it, theres no capital here.

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TopicHogwarts Legacy is already the 2nd best-selling game on Steam over a month
MrMelodramatic
01/09/23 8:37:38 AM
#111
Funkydog posted...
Doesn't mean you can't minimise the harm you do though.
And I do, in many cases. Ive skipped over buying HP book reissues, figures, clothing, and going to Universal Studies because of my disagreement with Rowling. I canceled my subscription to MeUndies after they announced their HP partnership.

But this seems like the kind of wizard adventure 10 year old me always wanted and if the reviews are good, Im willing to put a dime in Rowlings pocket to also put a dime into the developers. Just because the IP is tainted doesnt mean the people working on it agree with transphobic rhetoric, and they still made a great looking game. Like, working for a Chick Fil A because you have to make rent doesnt mean you deserve to be homeless, right? Hopefully this game gave them the means to move on to other projects.

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TopicHogwarts Legacy is already the 2nd best-selling game on Steam over a month
MrMelodramatic
01/09/23 8:26:04 AM
#101
Theres no ethical consumption under capitalism.

Might buy this game if it ever comes to Switch.

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TopicMy account is 14 years old today
MrMelodramatic
01/09/23 8:14:31 AM
#1
I just turned 27 last month so its crazy to think Ive had this account half my life. And I had one or two accounts before this, so Ive really wasted a lot of my free time on this website x_x
i wonder how much karma Im missing out on from hiatuses and moderations

I share an account birthday with @madadude but I dont think he comes here anymore :<

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TopicJitB?s
MrMelodramatic
01/08/23 11:54:33 PM
#11
Metalsonic66 posted...
Step one: Cut a hole in a box
Metals sonic
Metal sonics

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TopicJitB?s
MrMelodramatic
01/08/23 6:38:06 PM
#7
EclairReturns posted...
I feel as though you are interchanging the plurality of the two nouns that constitute the proper nouns that name the users who have posted in this topic thus far, in the fashion of the query that you have proposed to us regarding how to refer to multiple franchises of the fast-food corporation, Jack in the Box.
Eclairs Returns
Eclair Returnses

ZangsBeard posted...
Depending on what youre referring to.

The restaurant? Jack in the Boxes. Because the outside, the box, is whats plural. Not whats inside.

The jack that pops out? Jacks in the box.

Multiple toys? Jacks in the boxes.
Zangses beard
Zangs beards

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TopicPelican tries to eat a Capybara
MrMelodramatic
01/08/23 4:58:17 PM
#3
My gut is not even slightly phased

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TopicJitB?s
MrMelodramatic
01/08/23 4:56:57 PM
#4
Krow_Incarnate posted...
It could only ever work as Jack in the Box's
Krows Incarnate
Krow Incarnates

Nade_Duck posted...
jazz in the butts
Nades Duck
Nade Ducks

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TopicJitB?s
MrMelodramatic
01/08/23 2:47:41 PM
#1
Jack in the Box


Polls of the Day
Poll of the Days

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TopicWhen the floodwater comes it ain't gonna be clear
MrMelodramatic
01/08/23 10:44:15 AM
#5
I can hear the jaws theme song on repeat in the back of my mind

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TopicMost beautiful woman in the world?
MrMelodramatic
01/07/23 7:59:50 PM
#29
ParanoidObsessive posted...
Probably this.

It kind of is, though.

Even before we start getting into subjective questions like what "perfect" even means.
idk theres at least a hundred women at the university in town who are literally perfect. Like absolutely gorgeous 11/10. Cant be that rare.

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TopicTurn-based combat.... Will it survive ?
MrMelodramatic
01/06/23 8:24:17 AM
#7
Definitely itll survive.

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TopicElden Ring is GOTY no question
MrMelodramatic
01/05/23 10:18:39 PM
#4
Goty was Tunic imo

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TopicWhen the floodwater comes it ain't gonna be clear
MrMelodramatic
01/05/23 10:17:58 PM
#4
Make sure you kiss your knuckles before you punch me in the face

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TopicWhen the floodwater comes it ain't gonna be clear
MrMelodramatic
01/05/23 4:28:15 PM
#1
Its gonna look like mud

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TopicStanford's list of harmful words
MrMelodramatic
01/02/23 9:41:27 AM
#34
Can we all stop saying denigrate now

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TopicI hit V13 in a paper doll dress up game.
MrMelodramatic
01/02/23 1:51:27 AM
#19
Ive spent about $20 on Pokmon Go. Ill probably spend about that much again this tease.

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TopicI hate artsy pretentious indie platformer games, AMA
MrMelodramatic
01/02/23 1:47:14 AM
#11
pegusus123456 posted...
And now your opinion has become garbage smh
Right on.

HK is one of the best, most polished, downright fun games released in past ten years easily. Its been the inspiration for tons of games since and basically invented the metroidvania genre.

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TopicScott Tenorman Must Die
MrMelodramatic
01/02/23 1:43:31 AM
#3
Doing that to his own brother. Smh

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TopicIt's Fibonacci Day
MrMelodramatic
01/01/23 10:54:28 PM
#1
1/1/23

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TopicLobsters getting boiled alive before eating them
MrMelodramatic
01/01/23 10:32:50 PM
#33
^omg awful

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TopicDo you respect an opinion less if you find out...
MrMelodramatic
01/01/23 10:29:13 PM
#3
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TopicI gave someone a tattoo last night
MrMelodramatic
01/01/23 9:59:25 PM
#1
I was at a friends small NYE party last night, and met this woman who just started learning how to tattoo, and she was doing free (stick and poke) tattoos on people who would allow her to practice on them. I did not get one but an acquaintance of mine did, and he offered to let me give him a few pokes on the outline. ngl i was super scared I was going to mess it up but it was just 2-3 jabs.

anyway later on, the tattoo lady was showing me all the tats shes given herself in the past month to practice, and let me (and two other people) freehand a very small one on her. I literally did like a cm-long line. It was barely visible. Someone else did a heart, and the third person drew a rose.

0/10 would not recommend giving a stranger a tattoo, even a tiny one. 4/10 for sticking someone on a tattoo thats 90% done.

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Topicthe modest mouse drummer, and founding member, died
MrMelodramatic
01/01/23 5:38:24 PM
#3
Feeling pretty bad about this :/
Green was one of my favorite drummers. Definitely explains why he wasnt on this current tour. Glad I got to see him in 2016

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TopicI'm drunk and I think things are going bad in my life
MrMelodramatic
01/01/23 2:29:34 AM
#4
DirtBasedSoap posted...
Jeremiah Green died :(
Wtf

i know he had an advanced stage of cancer. But didnt know he passed

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TopicI'm drunk and I think things are going bad in my life
MrMelodramatic
01/01/23 12:47:56 AM
#1
damn.

happy New Years guys

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TopicSucks that I can go to pretty much any store and buy a Air Fryer, but if I want
MrMelodramatic
12/27/22 2:23:39 PM
#14
Never heard of it. What is it

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TopicDavid Tennant is back?
MrMelodramatic
12/27/22 2:03:29 PM
#29
Blightzkrieg posted...
They should make Rian Johnson the next show runner and/or Doctor
I would excitedly watch this

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TopicWould you rather have a guaranteed $2, or a 1/50,000 chance at $30k?
MrMelodramatic
12/25/22 11:24:56 PM
#28
Cobra1010 posted...
Can i take the 2 dollars to buy some scratch card with better chances than 0.002%?
Yes

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TopicWould you rather have a guaranteed $2, or a 1/50,000 chance at $30k?
MrMelodramatic
12/25/22 9:49:29 PM
#15
surprised by the results tbh.

my sister gave us lotto scratchers today. My mom won $2, and offered to trade me her winning ticket for my un-scratched ticket. Back of the ticket says 1/50000 chance for the jackpot. Easiest trade Ive made all week - no way I was going to win more than she already had.

tl;dr I now have $2 my mom is homeless

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TopicWould you rather have a guaranteed $2, or a 1/50,000 chance at $30k?
MrMelodramatic
12/25/22 8:47:37 PM
#1
No investment or purchase required


tell me

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TopicTIL I might be common-law married
MrMelodramatic
12/25/22 5:05:09 PM
#12
EclairReturns posted...
I'm assuming you did this, then?
Yeah thats the only iffy but tbh. We both want to be married but dont want to do the engagement/wedding thing. And weve told people were married before. Id say weve agreed too it, though, yeah.

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TopicTIL I might be common-law married
MrMelodramatic
12/25/22 4:19:17 PM
#10
My SO is on my family plan for Amazon Prime, Disney+, and Apple Arcade, so thats enough evidence were married.

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TopicTIL I might be common-law married
MrMelodramatic
12/25/22 4:18:19 PM
#9
PotD just jelly because Im married and it cost $0

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TopicTIL I might be common-law married
MrMelodramatic
12/25/22 1:26:30 PM
#4
streamofthesky posted...
Usually there's a time requirement, number of years living together, before it becomes legally enforced.

not in Texas.
There Is No Magic Length of Time to Become Common-Law Married
Despite the myth, seven or five or three years of living together does not create a common-law marriage. No durational requirement establishes a common-law marriage

You'd best do whatever you can to disavow that you two are common law married, lest the family courts come after you when you two potentially split up

nothing worth losing! if we split itd be pretty amicable, I would think


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TopicTIL I might be common-law married
MrMelodramatic
12/25/22 12:18:32 PM
#1
my SO and I have told people were married before, live together, and pretty much act married. Which is all it takes in Texas I guess.

https://guides.sll.texas.gov/common-law-marriage

Common law marriage, also known as marriage without formalities or informal marriage, is a valid and legal way for a couple to marry in Texas. Texas law states that a common law marriage may be proved by evidence that the couple:
agreed to be married; and
after the agreement they lived together in this state as husband and wife; and they
represented to others that they were married

https://www.texasbar.com/AM/Template.cfm?Section=articles&Template=/CM/HTMLDisplay.cfm&ContentID=46987

The requirement that each party must hold out to others as married simply means the parties must represent to others that they are married. Texas caselaw states that the purpose of this requirement is to ensure that there is no secret common-law marriage. While spoken words alone can fulfill this requirement, actions and conduct by each person are also examined. For example, introducing each other as spouses, wearing rings on ring fingers, or signing credit applications as a married couple could separately qualify as holding out to others as married. Filing joint tax returns, adding someone to the family country club membership, and even the address on Christmas card envelopes can come into play. Oftentimes, the evidence that supports the holding out element also supports an agreement to be married.

It does not depend on one particular fact. The court can infer an agreement to be married and holding out to others by proof that you lived together, told others that you were married, used your partners last name, filed joint tax returns as spouses or as a married person filing singly, signed leases or other documents as spouses, made joint purchases, included your partner on your health insurance, made your partner the beneficiary of a life insurance policy, made joint loan applications or agreements, applied for public benefits and listed your partner as spouse, and having children together. Introducing your partner as your spouse on a single occasion might not be enough by itself, but it may be if coupled with other evidence suggesting that you acted like a married couple and that others thought you were married.


This doesnt mean anything but thats kinda neat to know I guess.

Merry holidays, PotD

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TopicI guess Netflix is finally going to do it...
MrMelodramatic
12/24/22 7:03:25 PM
#33
I use my sisters account and theres no way shell pay a fee to share. And Im not going to pay for my own so I guess no more Netflix for me.

Netflix is like the worst streaming site though, for me. Has almost nothing I want to watch and I cant think of a single original of theirs that Ive watched and enjoyed. Its good for the odd movie once a month or so, but I think Ill live lol

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TopicFor the rest of your life you get all your food half-price or double order?
MrMelodramatic
12/22/22 11:07:16 PM
#6
Half price fresh food or tons of leftovers that take up way too much room?

Easy choice.

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TopicTop 5 worst Christmas songs
MrMelodramatic
12/21/22 11:27:33 PM
#2
1, 2, and 5 are all great Christmas songs

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TopicWould you date Amouranth?
MrMelodramatic
12/21/22 8:59:47 PM
#33
Y e a h

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TopicAll praise GREEN COOKIE
MrMelodramatic
12/21/22 8:57:33 PM
#22
I do not like this cookie

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TopicAre you exempt from wearing a seatbelt if you're too big for it to fit?
MrMelodramatic
12/20/22 9:05:44 PM
#5
its discrimination to make people too large for seatbelts wear seatbelts tbh

thats like making all woman wear seatbelts. Or all immigrants.

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