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Bosstoise posted...

They also have 18 get hot about it and point out that there's a small difference

yeah 20 years later

Krillin in DBZ named his daughter after his hot ex

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/2/AAZiH8AADsZQ.jpg

Imagine how much food he eats....

tremain07 posted...

I ordered something on september 1st from amazon and it is now the 20th, my package has been lost and they are refusing to refund it saying it may still arrive, I am pissed off

You in the UK?

There's a lot of strikes going on and if it's royal mail, it's out of their hands

Took me over a month to get a dog ID tag

Update: Your package is out for delivery and will arrive between 10-12PM

Update: Your package is out for delivery and will arrive between 12-3PM

Update: Your package is out for delivery and will arrive between 3-5PM

Bruh...

https://youtu.be/h1ABjs0dFD8

Video is highly edited

how do we know he didn't just drink something else?

Could be cranberry juice at the end

Shotgunnova posted...

I'm the regular guy you're going to send back in time via the Trumpet of Timetraveling to stop Miles Dyson from inventing this machine.

Wouldn't it make more sense to send Zelda?

Lupin and Michelangelo are liabilities, I get that but Zelda seems pretty rational

https://youtu.be/OraOFfNvx7c

This cop has written 2 books about the investigation in which he talks about the McCanns being suspects and is judgmental of them leaving their daughter alone.

They sued claiming this violates their privacy and right to a normal life

They have lost on the grounds that this was a high profile case and they have made repeated public appearances

Do you agree with the ruling?
Disagree?

Is this a free speech issue?

What does CE think?

R1masher posted...

Thought you couldnt use your hands in soccer?

https://youtu.be/blaRBdm0wfE

Youre walking along one day, thinking about your favorite song when the world starts distorting around you and you find yourself engulfed in a purple haze.

Before you could spell your name you find yourself face down on a hard metal floor in the middle of a field.

You look up and to your shock see Remus Lupin, Michelangelo, Zelda, Voldemort, Ganon, Shredder and the person you hate the most in the world standing around you. Below and above you are cold metal platforms, working as some kind of machine connected to a console being operated by Dr Miles Dyson.

Whoops, youre not who I intended to summon. Must have gotten a decimal wrong. Dr Dyson says while tapping on a console, activating the giant machine. It starts glowing and whirling above you as the purple haze begins to return. Ill just send you all back to where you came from. Wont take a tic.

Suddenly he is blasted by Voldemorts brutal Cruciatus curse, then moments later is run through by Ganons Sword of 6 Sages and has his face ripped off by Shredders claws. He flops to the floor spasming and bleeding as he dies in agony.

I can see you are all superior, of the same blood. Let us take over this corrupt world and restore the natural order. Voldemort says as he stands beside the person you hate most in the world, Ganon and Shredder.

And then well punish those infernal turtles! Shredder yells as he and Ganon high five, leading to Ganon quickly regretting it as hand gets scratched up. Voldemort looks on in confusion.

Right. Anyway, theres just one loose end left to tie up. Voldemort slowly turns his snake face towards you as he says this.

Get down dudes! Michelangelo yells as he tackles you to the ground with his quick reflexes a second before a green Advada Kedavra blast sails over where your head just was.

The four of you crawl behind a chest high wall and huddle as Avada Kedavra blasts, bolts of lighting and throwing stars all smash directly into the wall, sending bits of dirt, dust and stone flying in all directions.

Then they are gone as quickly as they attacked, spirited away by dark magics to plan their next move. Michelangelo is the first to brave his head over the wall and realize the machine that brought you here was completely destroyed.

Even Donatello couldnt fix this. Shredders gone too far this time. He pouts

Who is Shredder? Who are you? Zelda asks

Shredder is a huge jerk! That dude so ugly he hides his face behind a mask. He doesnt know honor but he does know how to fight and he like rules the Foot Clan. Im Mikey, Im a ninja trained by the greatest Martial Arts master in like ever Master Splinter the giant rat dude! I eat pizza and I love to PAARTEEEEEEEE! he yells while raising his arms followed by an awkward silence.

Right.. Anyway Im Zelda, the Princess of Hyrule. That monster you just saw was Ganon, he has been causing havoc in my world for longer than Ive been alive. Zelda states matter of factly.

Your majesty. Im professor Remus Lupin, a powerful wizard with mastery of several types of magic. Remus says with British pride.

Thats awesome dude! Cowabun-

But sometimes I turn into a giant wolf and kill all my friends. Remus adds with British resentment.

Bummer dude. Michelangelo replies solemnly.

That figure in the black robe was Lord Voldemort. Never has there been a more evil or cruel being alive. He will stop at nothing to bring all in his way to their knees before him and his magic is much stronger than my own. It seems like great heroes and great evils have been brought to this place, well have to unite if we have any hope of stopping them. Lupin explains.

And you brave warrior. Who are you? Who was that other person? What skills from your world do you bring to our quest? Zelda says while looking directly at you.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/6/AAZiH8AADsXm.jpg

How do you react?
What do you do?

Remember Fallout 3's ending?

^ I saw that

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/5/3/AAZiH8AADsXZ.jpg

She gonna be black today!

https://youtu.be/kDa5noAWxmE?t=266

BOTH teams just standing there, winding down the clock to fuck over Canada

That's not even sport anymore

It seems insane to do this but "You actually have to try" should be a rule

I mean it shouldn't HAVE to be but it should be illegal to just stand there.

Absolute disgrace to the spirt and competition of the game.

People paid a lot of money to be in those stands, some traveled internationally

Bolsonaro is horrible

CableZL posted...

https://twitter.com/realGollumTrump/status/1572017612359454720?t=R3ZnKESv_oTiKSTAfn7Mew&s=19

LOL

https://youtu.be/qCg1-aaNIcA

Crimsoness posted...

Will Karl Jobst find out?

I dunno who that is so why not

Ratchetrockon posted...

Damn how fast can I go with them? Might be worth it if can go like 100 mph so I wouldn't have to take a car everywhere

I don't think caterpillar tracks can go 100mph

MedeaLysistrata posted...

Sorry did someone say Hope?

Yeah DarkChozoGhost did

I believe him

ZevLoveDOOM posted...

Alex Jones was on his show calling the judge a grooming potbelly vampire goblin minion of the New World Order or whatever while the trial was still occurring.

I know

It's stuff like that which helps to explain why his lawyers "accidentally" sent Jones' entire phone history to the prosecution, didn't revoke it and didn't object when the lawyer brought it up in court.

Being Alex Jones' lawyer must feel like being Kif Kroker on the Nimbus.

And to make it worse, she did this while Alex Jones is in a lawsuit he is losing badly for talking shit about Sandy Hook victims....

gatorsPENSbucs posted...

Whats up with them all having one finger up

To try to represent Trump's tiny hands

One for land so they can blinky blop and still see just like us.

And then a second set for water that act like googles.

This way they can see just as well on land as they can underwater.

And you guys were making fun of Adam Jenson's inbuilt sunglasses.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

I don't really know him. So, no.

But if you did know him you'd vote yes? O-o

She looked better before the change

It's so bizarre

The guy is an intelligent, overweight, rude, boarderline sociopathic asshole who has intense self-confidence issues and both looks and acts like a complete weirdo.

I think it's weird to turn any human being into a God, but if you were going to, why the fuck would you pick Donald Trump?

It would be like turning Bulk from Power Rangers into a God.

TerraSeeker posted...

Yes. Taking away those features doesn't make the other one look human.

More human*

Yes it does

If the veterans enjoyed it, what's the problem?

bigblu89 posted...

I have no idea who that is, so Ill take the cash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teYFeGD6Ilc

Philip027 posted...

If it were like PDP or something instead then I would consider it, but Mark hasn't done anything to earn that kind of fate that I'm aware of.

Who is PDP?

You're walking along one night after a few beers when you hear angry shouting and see a fat middle aged balding man screaming angrily at a couple. You're behind a chain link fence and they don't know you're there.

You can't make out what they're saying but the fat guy is absolutely furious, he is red-faced and screaming something along the lines of "Do you have any idea just who I am!?" followed by the young couple telling him to stick it up his ass and that he is a piece of shit.

Then you're shocked when the fat guy pulls out a pistol and shoots them both right there and then. Before casually walking off as if nothing happened.

You find out later that the man is billionaire Arthur Winston Archer-Hull. An incredibly powerful and influential man. The police fail to find the bodies of the victims, what the connection between Archer-Hull and victims would be or any evidence of the murder whatsoever other than your unverifiable testimony. Some one did a Mike Ehrmantraut level clean up job. Several people suddenly pop up to provide alibis for the rich asshole Archer-Hull and his lawyers do a great job at pointing out every single flaw you have and completely discrediting you as a witness.

The police end up rejecting your statement and treating the case as a missing persons case rather than a murder. Letting Archer-Hull completely off the hook.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/4/AAZiH8AADTg8.jpg

But regardless of the law you know what happened, you can't unknow it. You saw what he did.

How do you react?
What do you do?

TerraSeeker posted...

I feel like their mother looked more human.

The one with giant wings that manifested fire?

Yes

They've already attempted to impeach him a couple of times for literally no reason

Money is after tax but if you take it then Markiplier will be arrested by Russians during a layover flight.

He will be arrested on trumped up drug charges and sentenced to life in Black Dolphin Prison. Many will consider this a punative measure against the US in response to sanctions.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/9/AAZiH8AAC8Dn.jpg

Would you take it?

https://youtu.be/2NbqtRyTTXs

They say in general life women are more anxious and emotional than men in peacetime, worrying about what can actually go wrong but then when shit actually hits the fan and things do go wrong they are better at handling it than men who then freak out and become anxious.

Do you agree?

I can imagine Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson doing a 4.5 hour rebuttal to this.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/9/AAZiH8AADr5V.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/3/0/AAZiH8AADr5W.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/3/1/AAZiH8AADr5X.jpg

https://youtu.be/w0oXuHbp4RQ

Ariel's gonna be black today! <3

Irony posted...

Is it horror?

I haven't read it but I think it's a 20th century version of The God Delusion, framed as a random innocent person wanders around asking asshole questions Dostoevsky style to piss off dogmatic religious groups.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/9/AAZiH8AADrJr.jpg

I hope she enjoys her adventures....

Not only a real book, but one where a signed First Edition of it is currently being sold for $4,400.

TerraSeeker posted...

Why does the hybrid look worse than the pure version?

That's your grandchild!

And they look more human due to being half human.

He really does sound like an 8 year old.

You find out that not only does your son have a secret girlfriend but she was a secret because she was an alien from beyond the moon. They both didn't want the public to know she existed.

However things have gotten more complicated now as she has become unexpectedly pregnant. Forcing them to tell close friends and family about the situation.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/4/9/AAZiH8AADVDJ.jpg

They both did not think it was biologically possible for a human and alien to reproduce but it turns it out it was and she is now carrying a hybrid baby.

Here is an estimation of what your grandchild will look like as an adult:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/7/AAZiH8AADr3v.jpg

How would you react?
What would you do?

Foppe posted...

>acting like TAS is cheating

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/8/1/AAA_aCAADn7d.jpg

It absolutely can be--

She's in every way what you imagine your perfect girl to be from apperance to personality to career.

Except for the fact in her free time she creates and uploads fake speedruns of popular games, using spliced footage, mods, hacks, Tool Assists and cheating. Then acts like the runs are legitimate.

The average viewers completely believe the runs are legit but the true gamers and Speedrun mods are horrified at how obviously fake, impossible and staged they are.

When critics ask why she doesn't submit her runs to Speedrun websites she just responds that they're sexist and not worth her time. Which just makes them more angry.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/9/AAZiH8AADrw5.jpg

Inverse to male if that way inclined.

Could you date her?

Kakapo posted...

That sounds fucking cooooool.

yet you voted no

Don't get me wrong I'm not one of those "ACtually Bowser is the good guy" idiots. I get that Bowser is evil.

It just seems like beating him up and killing all his friends every week for 30 years has never done much but escalate matters.

Has Mario ever sat down with Bowser and talked it out? And if there's too much bad blood, can't Captain Toad try?

I'm just not up to date with Mario lore.

"Why don't people like a mentally unstable mass murdering rapist"

Hmm I have no clue....

uwnim posted...

kimahri is definitely the ffx pick. Worst overdrives, doesnt have his own sphere grid section, is a small and hornless Ronso so like what is even the point?, has the worst connection to Yuna.

Rikku is smaller and more hornless than Kimarhi

And Kimarhi's relationship with Yuna is great. He's a total and complete bro. He's pretty much her dad.

Where is Rikku is just "We are related I guess."