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You're walking along one day , thinking about what you want to eat for dinner.

When the world starts to shift and distort around you, causing you to trip over your own feet.

You expect to land face first on the cold hard unforgiving concrete of the sidewalk. Instead you land on something strange, warm and soft.

"Whadya doing!? Get off me!" Cait Sith shouts as you realize you fell on it and are lying on top of it.

You're pulled off the mascot by someone you can tell is strong but not that strong and turn around to see a Red Mage.

You look around and find yourself In an enormous room with white walls, floors and ceiling. It has a very high ceiling but no windows or doors, you have no idea where the light is coming from. Around you are over a dozen strange people, little kids, one with a horn, the mascot, Red Mage and more.

There's a bunch of bunk beds that remind you of Squid Game, a lake full of fish and plots of soil with growing vegetables. There's enough food for a small community to live on. Guess you know what you're having for dinner now.

"Looks like we got another one. Don't suppose you brought a Rat's Tail with you, did you?" the Red Mage asks.

"You'd still be useless! Let a pro handle this!" Eiko shouts while posing.

She pulls out a flute and plays music... badly , it hurts your ears and then she stands there expectantly as nothing happens.

"I don't understand why the Eidolons can't hear me! I don't even have my moogle under my dress anymore!" Eiko shrieks.

"Geez I never thought I'd miss my dumb sister. But you guys are the worst." Palmon complains.

"Don't worry! I'll just read our fortunes! Im sure that'll help us get out of here!" Cait Sith interjects. It does a little jog on the spot before ejecting a piece of paper and reading aloud " 'What you pursue won't be yours, you're stuck in this pit you f-' ....wait that doesn't sound right."

"Maybe theres a solution to this that involves TRAINS!" Selphie yells

"It seems like we've all be transported here from different worlds." Penelo says boringly

"Hey! That can't be right!" Rikku moans while waving her arms.

"Yeah! because we're here twice and we're the same person from the same world!" Asecond younger Rikku adds.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/5/AAdSdwAADI61.jpg

It seems like all the lamest people from a small group of friends In different worlds have been teleported and trapped here.

How do you react?
What do you do?

Xethuminra posted...

Nobody said catch every Pidgey you find

.... I don't think that's what he thought you meant

Zikten posted...

That caller would fit right in at a MAGA rally

I've literally see English people wearing MAGA hats

As we speak the Tories are calling investigations into their crimes (including sexual assault and stealing money) witch hunts

Boris Johnson's response to valid criticism IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS was to lie that Starmer defends pedophiles

People act like MAGA is an American thing and Trump is the cause , in reality the alt right is a cancer all over the world and Trump, Le Pen, Boris, Truss are all symptoms

Republic of Ireland is obviously quite different since its a different country

Wales , Northern Ireland and Scotland are much the same as England just with the perks and drawbacks having a much smaller population.

You can actually see a doctor in Scotland for example . But there's fuck all their and it's economy is 100% based on leeching of England (something the SNP are too stupid to understand)

Life on The Isle of Mann/white is pretty sweet since it's isolated and wealthy people live there

In England?

At the minute yes it's crazy.

They're canceling flights not to offend the queens coffin, people are being arrested in the street for expressing anti monarchy opinions.

My gym is closed, a ton of things are closed for no reason

https://imgur.com/gallery/BfkCY2s

Truss has used the distracted media to reject a windfall tax , evict a bunch of people, stop down on strikes and attack transgenders/women's rights. No news sources are even covering this

And there's millions of Tory voters openly calling for the end of free speech and arrest of Republicans (Anti monarchies, not the US party)

https://youtu.be/VqmhT7nkdpA

That all said, this isn't new.

The UK has been in a rapid aggressive decline due to nearly 2 decades of being right wing Tories.

The Pound has plummeted in value, we keep having recessions, the housing market is obliterated, energy bills have tripled, there aren't any jobs. Tories who are being openly funded by Russia and haven't stopped

And we have more austerity, more tax cuts for the rich , more tax havens for multi millionaires (including Tory MPs) , we have criminals in office (not hyperbole) the worst knife crime rate in the world

We have the utter idiocy of Brexit that has done nothing but hurt and kill people.

The NHS is broken beyond repair and being privatised

And inequality is the worst it has been in the 21st century. The UK is pretty much the capitol of transphobia in the western world

And the Tories + their supporters are doubling down on blaming transgenders, Europeans, Brown people, the poor, gay people, abortions , "wokeism" for all these problems they created

TL:DR: Yes it Is falling apart right now, but not because the Queen died. its been falling apart since the 2nd Iraq war and falling rapidly since the 2010 coalition

Damn_Underscore posted...

Does this mean Scotland or Northern England

Northern England. York, Newcastle etc

Has the reputation of "harder, tougher, stronger but less intelligent men doing rough jobs"

And London and the Midlands has the reputation of "fancy pants private educated pansies with their degrees and avocado toast, sitting in suits"

Both stereotypes are bullshit tho.

No more black man ass

Noumas posted...

What's the timeline between buffy and start of angel season 1?

There isn't one

Season 4 of buffy happens during Season 1 of angel and they cross over repeatedly Xena and Hercules style

B: 4,5,6,7 = A: 1, 2 , 3, 4.

Then Angel 5 takes place after Buffy ended. Andrew even turns up with a posse of slayers

Why would moderation disputes end up in court? even if they're senators

no one will care whether or not a pic of Kitanas butt on the Mortal Kombat Deception board was ban worthy or not

I wanna be the very best

Yeah China rules the economy unlike Russia

Your son has reached the age of 12 so naturally you're sending him out the house to travel the world by himself so he can talk to strange men and fight dangerous monsters because he gotta catch'em'all.

When suddenly he turns around and says "Why do we need to catch'em all? Can't we just catch a small handful that we like? Catching them all seems inefficient and pointless to me, I don't get it."

https://i.imgur.com/eJg5Tyo.jpg

How would you react?
What would you do?

Reminds me of Piers Morgan whinging about Google removing an egg emoji

https://youtu.be/batog-ISerE

Just when I thought i couldn't respect this dude any more

Dude's a national treasure

I thought this was going to be about Trump going to that hospital in Washington

I've removed the photo since it's offended people but I always post a photo with news articles

Nobody is laughing at sexual assault WTF

Trumble posted...

Her mom.

wut

Japan is very proud of its trains, and in many ways rightfully so. The country has one of the cleanest, most reliable, and most convenient rail networks to be found anywhere on the planet.

But it isnt perfect, and the undeniably worst part of train travel in Japan is the possibility of encountering a chikan, or groper, onboard. Rail operators have tried various countermeasures to attempt to prevent gropings, but the actions of one East Japan Railway Co (JR East) worker have been drawing criticism after a video taken at Shinjuku Station in downtown Tokyo on Aug 30 recently went viral.

The video shows a station worker on the platform of the Saikyo Line, which connects Tokyo with Saitama Prefecture, its neighbor to the north. Standing outside a northbound train thats about to depart, the worker, holding a handheld microphone and speaking through the PA system, says:

We have many security cameras installed, but there are many chikan. Passengers who do not want to be groped, please make use of the rear carriages.

A spokesperson for the company has offered the following apology.

The intent was to guide passengers towards less crowded carriages, but a portion of the announcement was inappropriate. We deeply apologize to those who were made uncomfortable by the announcement.

JRs statement makes it somewhat unclear as to whether the intended guidance towards less crowded cars was meant as a chikan countermeasure or simply for the purpose of greater overall passenger comfort. Either way, though, the fact that the announcement itself acknowledges the problem of chikan suggests that more could be done to address it, such as perhaps expanding the policy of women-only cars on the Saikyo Line (which currently are only available after 11 p.m.) to the earlier evening rush hour as well.

Full Article: https://japantoday.com/category/crime/'passengers-who-don%E2%80%99t-want-to-be-groped-please-use-the-rear-train-cars'-announcement-angers-many

https://youtu.be/Y5OgwaQqjqw

Certified "Bruh" moment

Psyloshsr posted...

The queen wants you to be fat.

There is no way in hell that she would have wanted people not to go to the gym because she died

Didn't they Cut off his head , throw it off a cliff and then go "Oh we put it on a robot and he's fine now,"

That's fucking dumb

My gym is now closed on Monday out of respect to the Queen

WTF

GranolaPanic posted...

Better idea. Using a cart requires a temporary deposit of $10. The only way youll get the money back is by returning it to one of the stalls.

They do this in the UK but with 1 coins

This was in response to carts being thrown into rivers ever other day

Zikten posted...

I dont understand why British people put up with this shit

You have absolutely no idea how much

1. The UK population doesn't give a shit
2. Most of the people who do give a shit are right wing
3. How many people will flat out lie rather than admit the country has faults.

CE is no different, we had users openly denying the anti vaxxer movement existed literally while multiple riots where going on simultaneously In different cities

MabusIncarnate posted...

I'll be Van Helsing Pokemon Slayer and splatter their colorful blood all over the wildlands.

Then write your own movie
that's not the plot of this one

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I guess they think it'll wake her up or something

I'll say the same thing I always say in these topics.

To the people saying running up and screaming belligerently at strangers and throwing stuff at their cars isn't illegal, what do you think would happen if you did it to a cop?

There's your answer

https://youtu.be/nnx_2HYhW30

u wot m8?

Gena looks sad :(

VampireCoyote posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/5/1/AAfSRzAADkCj.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/9/AAZiH8AADrJr.jpg

A real book

If you slowly walk away, he could never catch you

Glad GranolaPanic agrees with me about pitbull narcs

They should employ Pitbulls as cart narcs

"50 times my body weight" could also be an exaggeration

masterpug53 posted...

This presupposes that Putin actually cares enough about his troops - even from a purely tactical viewpoint - to get them out of harm's way in advance.

At this point I'm not sure the military would accept that order from Putin

Sufferedphoneix posted...

Always wondered how he afforded it. Star labs picking up his tab?

Batman probably funds it

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/0/AAZiH8AADrJE.jpg

Granddad Chad.

Grandchad

Don't wear it then?

SHRlKE posted...

Ironic that HR cant spell UR

I mean she is dead so she did pretty well

ROBANN_88 posted...

I've seen this term a few times but no idea what it means

Anti Russian propaganda

North Atlantic Fellas Organisation

Cobra1010 posted...

That's not in TCs rules. If you've watched the old guard, he'd just be captured and be experiemented on. He'll have his bone marrow extracted 3 times a day. His liver and brain tissue everyday and spinal fluid too.

Be locked up for the rest of your life as a lab rat.

I'm not sure if Jesus can replace organs like that

His "proof" of resurrection to Thomas was Stigmata, the wounds of the crucifixion

Thompson posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/7/8/AAAURGAADrIG.jpg

beat me to it

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/3/AAZiH8AADrIz.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/4/AAZiH8AADrI0.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/0/AAZiH8AADrIw.jpg

I never used 9Gag

what does pro do?

https://twitter.com/DefenceHQ/status/1569909589591887872
https://twitter.com/DefenceHQ/status/1569961693156970496
https://twitter.com/DefenceHQ/status/1569961850011262978
https://twitter.com/DefenceHQ/status/1569962059936194560
https://twitter.com/DefenceHQ/status/1569962208850755584
https://twitter.com/jabuttee/status/1569777597197815808
https://twitter.com/uamemesforces/status/1569717757373038592

NAFO Progress Report:

As at 14 September Russian senior officer losses

- 3 Admirals, 38 Generals, 2 Colonels, 1 Lt Colonel & 150 FSB officers arrested/fired
- 12 Generals KIA
- 56 Colonels KIA
- 108 Lt Colonels KIA (+1)
- 11 Navy Captains

North Korea, China and Iran.... These are Russia's friends

Says it all

MarcyWarcy posted...

ce loved bin laden and supported his endeavors

what the fuck are you on about?

She kept her first name but legally changed their name to [Firstname] [Your Full Name] without telling you.

So if your ex was called Rebecca Spencer Chambers and you were called Sebastian Benjamin Allen, her new name is Rebecca Sebastian Benjamin Allen.

You find out she did this months ago

Also she named her dogs your online usernames/gamertags

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/0/3/AAZiH8AADrIf.jpg

Inverse to ex-boyfriend if that way inclined.

How do you react?
What do you do?

ROBANN_88 posted...

I know nothing of Georgian military
Do they have the strength to do that?

Right now anyone with a military can give Russia grief because their cohesion and reserves are falling apart

A 13 year old girl could beat Mike Tyson in a fight if he was crippled

Brock getting no love

Etna posted...

How many featured pacific islander leads?

Canada doesn't recognize Filipinos as Pacific Islanders