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TopicThis girl on my FB is going through the ''Learning to love myself'' phase
Hornswoggled
08/01/22 3:01:27 PM
#4
It seems like everybody hates the opposite sex now.

Everybody just resents everybody.
TopicArrowverse is ending now
Hornswoggled
08/01/22 2:59:17 PM
#7
I stopped watching anything Arrowverse after Crisis on Infinite Earths. and after Arrow ended.

I was just done after that.

TopicAnyone watch The Most Hated Man on the Internet?
Hornswoggled
07/31/22 6:56:41 PM
#15
yusiko posted...
how did he get so many women who wanted to fuck him?
he isnt super attractive and he was a terrible person
how low does your sense of self worth have to be to hear all he had done and be like "yeah i want him inside me"?

A little charisma will get you far.
TopicITT: Bad movies that you enjoy.
Hornswoggled
07/28/22 11:28:32 AM
#49
Rock-A-Doodle.

Topichow come "fat is beautiful" doesn't apply to men?
Hornswoggled
07/26/22 2:21:16 PM
#64
ClockworkHare posted...
Because the Fat Acceptance movement was never about including the men, despite fat men also experiencing persecution and disorders over body appearance. The movement was FOR the women, period. Which is why I said to hell with it. Some of these women preach how women should be desired at any size, but turn around and casually insult men for being fat, short, and not-so-photogenic. Peak hypocrisy.

This is my problem with all this feminism stuff in general.

Women keep telling men to care about their struggles, but so many of these same women will simultaneously flaunt that they have no empathy for men whatsoever. ESPECIALLY men they deem unattractive.
Topiclol at "Blade" Wesker *heavy Netflix series spoilers*
Hornswoggled
07/24/22 4:02:56 PM
#5
'Member when people actually WANTED Netflix to adapt things?

'Member Daredevil? I 'member?
Topicthere are rumors Giancarlo Esposito will play Professor X
Hornswoggled
07/23/22 5:10:46 PM
#49
That guy can only play Gus-type characters. He has no range.
TopicCan only men be losers?
Hornswoggled
07/17/22 9:35:40 PM
#1
It occurred to me that I've only ever heard a female being called a loser in teen coming-of-age movies.

NEVER in real life.
TopicInternet Historian and JonTron made a video
Hornswoggled
07/17/22 1:40:57 AM
#2
Interesting
TopicHow can I watch Family Guy if I hate Peter?
Hornswoggled
07/16/22 7:07:53 AM
#14
I liked Family Guy better when they made everyone into sociopaths, and doubled down on being offensive.

The original 3 seasons seem kinda boring to me now.
TopicAverage rent in Manhattan jumps to a record $5,000 a month
Hornswoggled
07/14/22 8:41:19 PM
#3
But seriously bros, just move to the blue states to get away from the GOP.

it's just that easy.
Topicloser sexually harasses AOC
Hornswoggled
07/14/22 5:45:29 PM
#170
That dude's been around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX86TYHHwFM&t=4s&ab_channel=AlexStein
TopicI received head for the first time last night
Hornswoggled
07/12/22 4:22:04 AM
#4
I got head when I was 8.

Mogged.
Topicwhat is wrong with paying for sex
Hornswoggled
07/10/22 11:25:25 PM
#27
If I wanted sex, I'd just pay for it.

I'm not built for relationships. I can't handle the bullshit and expectations.

And I admit that I don't much like women or relate to them in any way.
TopicI finally purchased a Pop Figure. You finally got me.
Hornswoggled
07/09/22 6:14:23 PM
#2
This is the only one I own.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/8/5/AAFUswAADRB5.jpg
TopicNancy Pelosi is butt naked knocking on your door asking for help
Hornswoggled
07/09/22 4:50:55 PM
#10
Chivalry is dead, so no.
TopicOn the road again!
Hornswoggled
07/08/22 5:23:04 PM
#2
Big ups Liquid Richard.
TopicMan robs one gun store, then kills someone at a second gun store
Hornswoggled
07/07/22 8:17:21 PM
#4
That's more than I usually do in a day.
TopicHow did you spend your high school life?
Hornswoggled
07/07/22 12:31:13 PM
#2
I pretty much did nothing in high school.
TopicWhat are you listening to?
Hornswoggled
07/06/22 4:43:21 PM
#70
\https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFJaQKkwZSs&t=2s&ab_channel=ldyce
TopicDid you guys do anything fun for 4th of July? >_>
Hornswoggled
07/05/22 6:46:36 PM
#23
I had a Baconator.
Topicmy 11 month son CANNOT SLEEP because ASSHOLES keep shooting fireworks
Hornswoggled
07/05/22 1:26:24 AM
#17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tykzAyISnNk&ab_channel=ayemy
TopicSeltzers have ruined the alcohol market
Hornswoggled
07/04/22 10:28:04 PM
#12
I go for the hard stuff.

drank half a bottle of Jameson last night.
TopicAre you a virgin and is the majority of CE virgins
Hornswoggled
07/04/22 3:34:46 PM
#21
tremain07 posted...
have you been officially diagnosed or do you just think you have it? Actually I have a question on that, what doctor do you see for such a thing if you suspect you may have it?

I am officially diagnosed with a pervasive developmental disorder. I get a disability check for it.

I was in therapy on and off throughout my childhood. It wasn't until I was in high school that I was finally diagnosed with something.

I couldn't tell you who exactly to see about it. My mom handled all that stuff, and I only went along with it all because I had no choice.
TopicAre you a virgin and is the majority of CE virgins
Hornswoggled
07/04/22 3:23:33 PM
#18
bsp77 posted...
I don't feel like that is a natural "symptom" of autism. I am autistic btw, so I am using the word symptom in a facetious manner.

However, my understanding is that LGBTQ incidence is higher with people on the spectrum, so maybe that does include the ace subset.

I'm not asexual. I masturbate A LOT.

I just prefer to be alone all the time. I have absolutely no friends at all, which is fine with me.

I blame the way I am on my autism, because I don't know what else to.
TopicAre you a virgin and is the majority of CE virgins
Hornswoggled
07/04/22 2:58:16 PM
#14
I'm a virgin because I have absolutely no desire to pursue sex or relationships. Autism and all.

My female cousin sucked my dick a bunch of times when I was a kid, but I'm still technically a virgin.
Topic20 y/o Mother Shot in Head, Killed While Pushing Stroller in NYC
Hornswoggled
07/03/22 3:01:16 PM
#22
A_Good_Boy posted...
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ex-boyfriend-arrested-killing-mother-pushing-baby-stroller-nyc-rcna36436

Turns out it was the ex boyfriend.

I called it. I should be a detective. I got mad skillz.
TopicThe used car market is increasingly inaccessible for low income people.
Hornswoggled
07/03/22 2:43:08 PM
#7
EVERYTHING is becoming increasingly inaccessible for low income people.

TopicDrinking Topic 147: Fuck 146
Hornswoggled
07/02/22 10:58:44 PM
#393
I'm drinking Jameson IPA Edition tonight.

I love this shit.
TopicDo the constant loud fireworks around july 4th, irritate you?
Hornswoggled
07/02/22 10:34:03 PM
#16
They only used to bother me because I had a dog that was terrified of the sounds.

The dog is dead now, so IDGAF.
TopicWhat are you listening to?
Hornswoggled
07/02/22 9:58:01 PM
#57
I'M COMING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8pJ5XEmGfE&ab_channel=BradDasseyMusic
TopicAnyone here over 30 and living with parents?
Hornswoggled
07/02/22 6:56:56 PM
#13
I live with my mom. I'm autistic and have some challenges I need help with.
TopicScenario: A cute Japanese girl moves in next door.
Hornswoggled
07/02/22 4:46:37 AM
#15
I'd just tell her "I don't know this place either, dude. I barely leave the house."
TopicMy son is 37 and still refuses to work or go to university.
Hornswoggled
07/02/22 1:14:08 AM
#44
Lyrica posted...
I don't understand how some people live like thatbeing dependent on others.

I'm not 100% dependent, but still pretty dependent.

But hey, I'm autistic and this is the best I can do.
TopicWhat are you listening to?
Hornswoggled
07/01/22 11:25:11 PM
#48
Unless you know who Dayton Hypernova is, you won't get this parody song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWpqJMlFcIc&ab_channel=localenterprisebroadcasting
TopicMy son is 37 and still refuses to work or go to university.
Hornswoggled
07/01/22 10:47:23 PM
#38
Humble_Novice posted...
Does he help out with the chores or do volunteer work?

In my case, while I do live with my mom, I don't just freeload here. I pay the electric bill, I prepare all the meals, I do the dishes, I do my own laundry.

But I don't do volunteer work because pfff why?
TopicMy son is 37 and still refuses to work or go to university.
Hornswoggled
07/01/22 10:04:51 PM
#33
Hoodroar posted...
Well, yeah, it's not like you have a physical disability.

So if they just made jobs accessible to people on the spectrum, you'd be able to work just fine. Their fault tbh. >_>

I really don't want to work. Remaining isolated is how I get through life.

If it came down to it, I'd honestly rather be dead.
TopicMy son is 37 and still refuses to work or go to university.
Hornswoggled
07/01/22 9:50:30 PM
#32
Solid Sonic posted...
I didn't really care until you said that. Now you come across as smug.

Yeah well..

After what a giant pile of shit this country has become, why not be smug about leeching off it?

Why feel ashamed about anything anymore?

Maybe I'm coping, but it sure feels better than self loathing.
TopicMy son is 37 and still refuses to work or go to university.
Hornswoggled
07/01/22 9:32:36 PM
#26
Hornswoggled posted...
What a coincidence. I'm a 37 year old who doesn't work or go to university.

But the government gives me money not to work, because I'm autistic.

I don't game as much as you would think, though.

And no, I don't feel any shame for being a leech and not contributing my labor to society. I didn't ask to draw the shit straw in life, so I'm happy to be compensated for it.
TopicMy son is 37 and still refuses to work or go to university.
Hornswoggled
07/01/22 9:20:08 PM
#24
What a coincidence. I'm a 37 year old who doesn't work or go to university.

But the government gives me money not to work, because I'm autistic.

I don't game as much as you would think, though.
TopicDoes Amber Heard realize what a laughingstock she's become?
Hornswoggled
07/01/22 1:15:00 PM
#7
RetsuZaiZen posted...
There are far worse humans in Hollywood who still make money.

Her career isn't over by any stretch however, it's going to take time.

Yeah. And besides, she's a woman. A very attractive one at that. She has inherent value in society.

She'll be fine.
TopicImagine working on da friday before july 4th
Hornswoggled
07/01/22 12:52:18 PM
#14
The government gives me money not to work, because I'm autistic, so every day is a holiday to me.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cTHVHh8lRe8
TopicAre the MCU movies Kino?
Hornswoggled
07/01/22 11:50:21 AM
#36
I like the Is It Kino show.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u0-OeTsSj1c
TopicDo you feel Biden is on the path to be considered one of the worst presidents?
Hornswoggled
07/01/22 6:22:12 AM
#47
I feel sorry for Biden.

I see him on TV and he looks so fucking old and confused. He's clearly mentally declining.

It almost feels like some kind of elder abuse to have him keep doing this.
TopicI've been waiting two hours for my White Castle to be delivered.
Hornswoggled
07/01/22 5:09:34 AM
#8
Harold and Kumar would have been very boring in the age of Doordash.
TopicIt seems to me that autistic people are more honest.
Hornswoggled
06/30/22 4:56:15 AM
#39
_HayleyWilliams posted...
It's literally both a blessing and a curse, being on the spectrum.

It's mostly a curse, from my experience.

But at least it qualifies me for neetbux so I don't have to wage slave my life away during a time when workers are being treated like absolute shit, and busting their asses for practically pennies.
TopicDo you sometimes have issues with your nipples rubbing against your shirt?
Hornswoggled
06/30/22 3:04:57 AM
#7
There's a song about this issue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhqZcGcwYV8&ab_channel=AdultSwim
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