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TopicCan we get a little sunshine here in Michigan, please?
Hornswoggled
05/03/22 3:39:53 PM
#1
I swear, it's constantly overcast and/or raining.
TopicYour Girlfriend: 'I don't mind, what do you want to eat?'
Hornswoggled
05/02/22 9:44:02 PM
#20
"Just go anywhere. They all serve the same shit."

Unironically my response to these questions.
TopicAlmost every single person I've been with, man or woman, has daddy issues.
Hornswoggled
05/02/22 2:38:47 PM
#11
I don't even know my dad, so I have no issues with him.

TopicDating really is terrible RN
Hornswoggled
05/01/22 9:45:22 AM
#15
No offense, but I'm very fed up with people complaining about how lonely they are on the internet.

It's damn near inescapable at this point.

Just smoke some goddamn weed and buck the hell up.
TopicMeeting women at bars...how do you do that?
Hornswoggled
04/30/22 5:59:39 PM
#25
Just have drugs and let people know you have drugs.
TopicAOC hits on Elon, but he is shy
Hornswoggled
04/30/22 10:23:20 AM
#92
But seriously, I've seen a lot of women who claim to hate Musk, but still on some level want to fuck him.
TopicMost people here are over 30. What's the worst health problem you've had so far?
Hornswoggled
04/27/22 10:39:30 PM
#64
Gout. Hurt like a goddamn son of a bitch.

Other than that, never had a lot of health problems.
TopicBeing in a relationship is a lot of work
Hornswoggled
04/25/22 11:09:27 AM
#4
That's why I've never pursued them.

Who needs the aggravation?
TopicHaving a shit father really affects your whole life
Hornswoggled
04/24/22 8:56:37 PM
#6
I don't even know my dad.
TopicAmouranth says she makes $1.4 to $1.5 million a month from just her OF
Hornswoggled
04/24/22 11:46:05 AM
#27
People can do what they want, but I just wonder if these women ever feel guilt for pumping so much money out of desperately lonely men for the barest scrap of pseudo-female attention.
TopicAnyone here take Lexapro for anxiety?
Hornswoggled
04/22/22 9:59:14 AM
#24
Wingsofredemption's drug of choice.
TopicZoomers are way funnier than previous generations
Hornswoggled
04/20/22 8:45:32 PM
#71
Zoomers are the key to all of this.

If we get the zoomers working...because they're a funnier generation than we've ever had before.
TopicIn San Francisco for a day. What should I do?
Hornswoggled
04/19/22 10:39:17 PM
#31
If you're going to San Francisco, be sure to wear some manure in your hair.
TopicWhat are you listening to right now? v2
Hornswoggled
04/19/22 8:20:18 PM
#109
Jimmy Mack-Martha Reeves & The Vandellas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HupG0f2jnIA&ab_channel=MarthaReeves%26TheVandellas-Topic
TopicHoly Crap at this weather.
Hornswoggled
04/19/22 1:59:31 AM
#9
It snowed a lot for a good part of the day here in Michigan.
TopicMost people are broken and use animals as a crutch.
Hornswoggled
04/18/22 11:45:42 AM
#69
I'm at a point where I can't even tolerate animals anymore.
TopicHow can people still be ok with dodgers in porn?
Hornswoggled
04/17/22 8:11:18 PM
#59
Oubliettes posted...
this topic reminds me of that darksydephil orbiter that tweets all day at the porn actresses he faps to, complimenting and critiquing their work, and tagging them in "MASSIVE SHOUT OUT" posts

Dang, I didn't know about that piece of DSP lore.
TopicI'm watching Saving Private Ryan and it's so boring
Hornswoggled
04/16/22 7:23:18 PM
#12
It's a good movie.

Some of it is kinda cornball though. Dat Spielberg.
TopicI'm 30 and I've never had a gf
Hornswoggled
04/16/22 7:15:27 PM
#25
I'm even older and never had one.

Never even tried to get one, and I ignored it when anybody showed interest in me.

It's just not in my nature. I'm a solitary man.
TopicWhy does California give such massive portions of food
Hornswoggled
04/16/22 7:10:08 PM
#10
That's just America, my man.

Land of the free, home of the morbidly obese.
TopicHow can somebody like Louie Anderson go his whole life without feeling loved?
Hornswoggled
04/16/22 6:21:07 PM
#40
This is a weird topic.
TopicNatasha Lyonne and Fred Armisen broke up over having a swimming pool
Hornswoggled
04/16/22 6:10:08 PM
#2
Ah, the problems of the rich.
TopicIt's scary how starved for female attention CE is.
Hornswoggled
04/13/22 4:31:48 PM
#91
Call me a noob, but what is "soft goth"?
TopicAre people with traumatizing and depressing memories more like to use alcohol...
Hornswoggled
04/12/22 10:42:30 PM
#2
I just use them because I'm bored.
TopicWhen I was 7, I cried because my cousin said my brother was his favorite cousin
Hornswoggled
04/12/22 9:13:32 PM
#16
AmericaTheBrave posted...
Um...what.

That's not a weird childhood. You were molested.

@Hornswoggled

She was the same age as me.
TopicWhen I was 7, I cried because my cousin said my brother was his favorite cousin
Hornswoggled
04/12/22 1:55:06 PM
#13
When I was around that age I was getting oral sex from a cousin.

Yeah, kind of a weird childhood.

TopicHoly shit, the latest AVGN video is a return to form
Hornswoggled
04/05/22 3:25:41 PM
#7
Brown bricks.
Topic**Chris Rock slapped by Will Smith meme topic**
Hornswoggled
04/02/22 6:19:40 PM
#290
I haven't heard one good reason why I should give a shit about Jada Pinkett Smith's feelings.

Fuck her and her bald-ass head.
Topic**Chris Rock slapped by Will Smith meme topic**
Hornswoggled
03/29/22 7:25:10 PM
#213
LOL Ukraine is already forgotten because of this stupid shit.
TopicWhy do you STILL not have a girlfriend?
Hornswoggled
03/28/22 4:03:00 PM
#108
I don't socialize.
TopicBrentalfloss's Tetris lyrics REALLY didn't age well.
Hornswoggled
03/24/22 3:41:02 PM
#34
Remember when he was on Nostalgia Critic?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/4/1/AAeXcuAADD9R.jpg
TopicI recently gave Fallout 76 a try and have a terrible confession to make
Hornswoggled
03/22/22 9:47:33 AM
#16
Light wood laminate.
TopicMan, G4 really backpedaled hard
Hornswoggled
03/16/22 12:29:28 PM
#72
This new G4 was probably going to fail sooner or later anyway.

This whole thing just speeded it up right quick.
TopicWhat are you listening to right now?
Hornswoggled
03/03/22 10:02:51 PM
#356
The theme song of our times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I0DNx5jBOg&ab_channel=IrrationalTimes
TopicIt sickens me how much people in power want workers back in the office.
Hornswoggled
03/02/22 1:08:46 PM
#69
DowntownMrSmith posted...
The book Brave New World addressed this, where they mention technology is advanced enough that nobody needs to work, but people would be miserable with that much free time and no purpose, so they create assembly line jobs. Its not BS, not having to work sounds great but it would probably lead to skyrocketing drug addiction and depression.

Hell, we're already seeing the beginnings of that.

TopicBrazil don't give af.
Hornswoggled
03/02/22 12:56:10 AM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/5/1/AAeXcuAAC_Bz.jpg
Topic, do you guys honestly believe the covid 19 pandemic is starting to wind down?
Hornswoggled
02/28/22 7:09:23 PM
#32
I think Ukraine was the final nail in the coffin for people caring about Covid.

We got a new thing now.
TopicWe should have listened to Creed 2.
Hornswoggled
02/25/22 9:39:50 PM
#1
They predicted that the Russians would come back a few years before.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/8/AAeXcuAAC-HA.jpg
TopicI don't get the Hank the Tank thing.
Hornswoggled
02/24/22 11:01:06 PM
#1
Why is everybody freaking out because this bear might be put down?

TopicAgents of Shield Season 4 is SO good. I always rewatch it. SPOILERS
Hornswoggled
02/24/22 9:55:31 PM
#28
Agents of Shield is better than the Disney+ Marvel shows that I've seen.

Such an underrated show.
TopicHappy 40th birthday trans idol Chris Chan!!!
Hornswoggled
02/24/22 9:54:07 PM
#32
His birthday is the day of the Ukraine invasion.

Definite proof that the dimensional merge is on the horizon.
TopicIt's sad seeing CE be this obsessed with drawings of girls.
Hornswoggled
02/22/22 12:27:36 PM
#9
It's Gamefaqs. What did you expect? That people would be discussing Jane Austen novels?
TopicIf I don't get married by 30, I'm screwed
Hornswoggled
02/21/22 3:53:04 AM
#33
Bad_Mojo posted...
Nope, but isn't do to lack of confidence or anything like that. I don't want to creepy anyone out. I never know when it's okay to flirt

* The cashier I think is cute? I don't want to put them on the spot at work
* Someone I work with? That doesn't seem appropriate and I think there are rules against it at my job.
* At a bar? I feel really uneasy hitting on someone that's been drinking, tbh
* A random person on the street? Seems a bit creepy to me


Just do it.

A man has to carve out what he wants out of life, or he gets nothing.
TopicIf Asian women don't date Asian men, why is it always WHITE guys?
Hornswoggled
02/20/22 9:12:38 PM
#6
Whites are the most desired race with lots of women, according to this.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/7/3/AABajLAACkZd.png

TopicIs sex harder for men today?
Hornswoggled
02/20/22 1:32:13 AM
#18
I notice this topic springing up a lot in non-incel spaces now.

Does that mean it's real, and it's not just all in the heads of bitter incels?
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