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TopicKidnapping suspect tries to go John Wick on a police officer
FigureOfSpeech
09/18/22 3:00:14 PM
#32
Onimusha posted...
Same. They thought I was some dude named Louis, and were set to arrest me till I showed em my ID. It was unnerving to say the least, but they werent mean about it. Just very certain I was this guy based on absolutely nothing.

I got stopped while walking twice in 2 weeks while playing pokemon go >_>. The 2nd time was justified by circumstance and timing. They were looking for someone and I was in the area and it was after dark. Was cleared up easily enough. Inconvenient but they absolutely had to do what they had to do. 1st time was dumb though. Some pearl clutching concerned citizen at a CVS thought I was "messing with a random parked car" because I had been standing on the sidewalk near parked cars while having stopped to catch pokemon for like 1-2 minutes. It was broad daylight in the center of town on a friday in late spring when there were over 100 witnesses in eyesight of me, so I dunno what some actual criminal in my position would have thought they could get away with.

In both cases, I told the cops everything they could possible not want to know about pokemon go just to be passive aggressive.

In general they are pretty chill here. Probably 99% of PDs across the country should be more like the ones here tbh.

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TopicDoes drinking this make you a soyboy?
FigureOfSpeech
09/18/22 2:39:37 PM
#9
No, but drinking this does

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/2/AAOL8-AADsAa.jpg

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TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
FigureOfSpeech
09/18/22 2:34:47 PM
#125
a-c-a-b posted...
I'm actually lucky that I've never had a serious injury from drinking. I've fallen down so many times. I've even fallen off my bike a few times trying to ride home from a friend's place. But I've always walked away with just scrapes and bruises.

my closest calls were

jumping down a short flight of stairs (like 3/4 of a normal flight of stairs roughly) and landed with one foot completely sideways. Like, I felt the ankle bone hit the floor. Pain shot up my whole leg and I saw a bright white flash for a split second. Nothing. Completely fine. Could still put full weight on it. Slight soreness and swelling the next day but not even enough to cause a limp

jumped out of my buddy's jeep when he pulled up in my parking lot like 30 feet early. I just went to jump out because he had mostly stopped, but as I was doing so, he hit the gas to pull up closer to my door which I didn't expect. I was already mid jump so I would guess he was going maybe 15 mph so not fast but I was off balance and startled. I remember seeing the pavement below me and time slowed down. I thought "don't try to land. Just immediately tumble forward, take the forward momentum and hope for the best." I did exactly that, forward rolled over my shoulder. Ended up on hands and knees. Only scraped hands slightly, banged one knee and scraped it up good, but enough to rip pants. Had some minor bruising and the scrapes took a while to heal, but otherwise it was fine. I assume it was my right knee.

Shut my thumb in a car door (as in door was fully shut and thumb was stuck in it. It was on the top side of it though so the rubbery part just kinda compressed around it. Scared the shit outta me but nothing else beyond that.

My worst injuries were all fluke sober ones somehow.

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TopicJoe Biden is a pretty weak president.
FigureOfSpeech
09/18/22 2:00:08 PM
#75
My emojis had nothing to do with any brandon shit of any kind, yemmy. No idea where you got that from.

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TopicKidnapping suspect tries to go John Wick on a police officer
FigureOfSpeech
09/18/22 1:55:01 PM
#8
Skyscraper101 posted...
Ya know I am going to take a wild guess and say he is probably guilty for whatever he was in there for. You gotta be in one hell of a pickle for the thought of "if I just stab this police officer with a pen..." to be rollin around in your head.

it says in the video that he posed as a parent at a school open house to try and kidnap a young girl, so yeah, he wasn't going to explain his way out of that. He knew he was fucked and was desperate.

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TopicKidnapping suspect tries to go John Wick on a police officer
FigureOfSpeech
09/18/22 1:52:05 PM
#5
watch him claim "it was just a prank, bro! I wasn't trying to stab you! I just wanted to draw a wiener on your face "

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TopicWhen's the last time you had Kraft macaroni and cheese?
FigureOfSpeech
09/18/22 1:42:31 PM
#24
I tried the flaming hot kind a week or so ago. I ususally get cracker barrel or annie's though

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TopicWell I'm back
FigureOfSpeech
09/18/22 1:39:25 PM
#7
when you left, I was like "NO! CLYDE FRAWG! CLYDE FRAAAWWWG!! "

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TopicAs someone has never played Diablo before, which is the best class?
FigureOfSpeech
09/18/22 1:28:14 PM
#2
varies by season. wizard - meteor build is the one I would recommend right now (you get the full set through regular season progression)

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TopicTexas will inadvertently DELAY publishing Maternal Death Data til after mid-term
FigureOfSpeech
09/18/22 12:58:50 PM
#30
wackyteen posted...
I mean, yeah, shouldn't with politicians.

But these guys aren't.

they are still in texas, no?

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TopicYou think you'll get hit on/cat called by randoms in GTA 6 as a female protagoni
FigureOfSpeech
09/18/22 12:56:40 PM
#4
ssj3vegeta posted...
56 year life

I thought u was 69?

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TopicPOLL: Do you ALWAYS wash your hands are you go to the bathroom?
FigureOfSpeech
09/18/22 12:52:11 PM
#3
Do I ALWAYS wash my hands am I go to the bathroom?

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TopicJoe Biden is a pretty weak president.
FigureOfSpeech
09/18/22 12:47:40 PM
#71
yemmy posted...
-anyone working 40hrs a week, no matter if they work at Taco bell or Wells Fargo, should struggle to make ends



yemmy posted...
meat.



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TopicBill Maher: Being woke is like a magic moral time machine where you always win
FigureOfSpeech
09/18/22 12:37:08 PM
#99
BakiHanma462 posted...
Oh wow

tell us how you really feel, 462

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TopicPublic Restrooms
FigureOfSpeech
09/17/22 11:42:46 PM
#4
AirFresh posted...
Oublic


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TopicI decided to start Game of Thrones
FigureOfSpeech
09/17/22 11:18:08 PM
#14
lilORANG posted...
Why does the into credits look like a pre-rendered psone cutscene?

I like to sing along with the opening but with the lyrics from South Park "weiner song" version of it. It's not as long, so I make up my own lyrics for the rest.

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TopicTrump warns of problems like we have never seen if indicted
FigureOfSpeech
09/17/22 10:47:17 PM
#20
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/4/5/AAOL8-AADqiF.jpg

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TopicPIT BULL owner stabs another pit bull to save her pit bull
FigureOfSpeech
09/17/22 10:29:49 PM
#4
Mew posted...
pit bull, a second pit bull

fighting pit bulls, unleashed pit bull

I'm noticing a trend in the details of this story


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TopicHot take: Karl Urban is not a good actor
FigureOfSpeech
09/17/22 10:06:22 PM
#35
The only thing of his I've seen that I didn't like was this movie called Hangman, and it wasn't even so much his acting. It was Al Pacino hamming it up next to him and making bad writing worse.

Also surprised no one mention Caesar in Xena

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TopicWould you use the breast urinal?
FigureOfSpeech
09/17/22 9:54:43 PM
#21
Vicious_Dios posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/0/AANub5AADrgC.jpg


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TopicYou tricked yourself into thinking SA2 is good
FigureOfSpeech
09/17/22 9:28:30 PM
#16
joke's on you. I never played it

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TopicBill Maher: Being woke is like a magic moral time machine where you always win
FigureOfSpeech
09/17/22 9:03:10 PM
#75
Vyrulisse posted...
Bill Maher right once again. Love how most of the replies are not debating his points but just calling him names and insulting him.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/5/AAOL8-AADr1X.jpg

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TopicAI Image Generation - Stable Diffusion
FigureOfSpeech
09/17/22 8:11:12 PM
#247
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/5/AAOL8-AADr1X.jpg

donald trump falling off a building

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TopicDisturbing sounds in the sky,..
FigureOfSpeech
09/17/22 7:57:27 PM
#26
Mr_hulk88 posted...
Dude.. Lmao.

You very clearly didn't even watch the whole video given that you seem unaware that it's a compilation and that some are recorded from outside

you very clearly ignore everything I have said. Stop trolling.

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Topic-VioletMassacre is SUSPENDED!
FigureOfSpeech
09/17/22 7:52:32 PM
#7
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/5/AAOL8-AADr1X.jpg

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TopicDisturbing sounds in the sky,..
FigureOfSpeech
09/17/22 7:50:32 PM
#23
Mr_hulk88 posted...
Go troll somewhere else

record some video of the sky and talk while you're recording, then prove to me that your voice is coming from the sky, not you speaking.

You posted a video that had sounds and had sky visuals and you inserted correlation into the topic title. Shit's blatantly fake. YOU go troll somewhere else.

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TopicDisturbing sounds in the sky,..
FigureOfSpeech
09/17/22 7:42:04 PM
#18
Mr_hulk88 posted...
The second clip from the video sounds CRAZY though.

But yeah the explanation has to be some sort of athmospheric clash..

bro you could hold your phone really close to your anus, aim the camera behind you into the sky on the horizon, start recording and rip a massive fart and then make a topic called "The sky is farting!" and claim the only explanation is some sort of ass-mospheric clash. That would make for a better topic imo.

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TopicDisturbing sounds in the sky,..
FigureOfSpeech
09/17/22 7:33:14 PM
#10
Mr_hulk88 posted...
They call it the hum or apocalyptic trumpets.

I call it Googling something like "eerie ambient sounds" and then playing the thing with speakers on max volume in your house or car right behind you with the doors and windows open while you record the sky in the other direction.

That Chicago tornado siren one is trippy as fuck lol

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TopicHow can I simulate shouting at someone on GameFAQs?
FigureOfSpeech
09/17/22 7:14:41 PM
#21
this

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/4/5/AAOL8-AADqiF.jpg

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TopicWould you believe me if I said I have a hot girlfriends
FigureOfSpeech
09/17/22 7:08:29 PM
#6
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/4/AAOL8-AADqhc.jpg

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TopicI ate an entire large pizza tonight.
FigureOfSpeech
09/17/22 6:07:39 PM
#10
Doom_Art posted...
And I wonder why, despite being scrawny and lean, I've had heart problems

Imma try this next time

I'm a sucker for the chocolate lava thing

But I managed to restrain myself tn

Honestly I feel wack when I say it but dominos, at least in my city, can stand up to any local chain.

Dunno what it is about them.

And yeah their crunchy thin is real light. Its easy to slam tons back, whereas their regular or pan crust I can spend 2-3 days whittling away on.

I used to work at one and I made some crazy off-menu stuff. Still couldn't get it up to local place quality. I usually didn't have to pay for it though and there were a lot of outside the box options/combinations

(including covered pies using 2 thin crusts. I made a really good popper-like pizza. Thin crust, ranch cup sauce base, banana peppers and jalapenos, little bit of pizza cheese, lots of cheddar, another thin crust as cover, a little bit of butter oil, more cheese mix on top)

the red sauces and cheeses could use more flavor imo (especially the feta. I had to load it up to taste it) and I like the flatter, chewier dough at local places that uses more flour and less cornmeal when being stretched.

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TopicCan the GOP Ever return back to "Normal" or is this It for them Now?
FigureOfSpeech
09/17/22 5:55:05 PM
#2
they need to end trumpism somehow, but that doesn't seem feasible.

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TopicI ate an entire large pizza tonight.
FigureOfSpeech
09/17/22 5:51:54 PM
#6
That actually sounds decent for dominos but I would feel like shit after as well (probably wouldn't finish, but definitely would be easier than with any other crust type)

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TopicGen X Trivia Quiz
FigureOfSpeech
09/17/22 5:49:01 PM
#8
xue1 posted...
I didn't like the final question about the television commercial

yeah I went with welches because got milk didn't seem old enough to be gen x

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TopicGen X Trivia Quiz
FigureOfSpeech
09/17/22 5:43:07 PM
#6
16/25. Didn't have cable most of when I growing up.

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TopicStupid cat is stuck on the roof, have to get the ladder
FigureOfSpeech
09/17/22 4:50:48 PM
#32
did you have to order from Uber Ladders or did you find another way down?


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TopicHornswoggled is WARNED
FigureOfSpeech
09/17/22 4:32:55 PM
#21
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


you can just save the picture from my post and repost it lol

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TopicFamily Guy American Dad and Cleveland Show all follow the same template
FigureOfSpeech
09/17/22 3:57:33 PM
#27
a-c-a-b posted...
I loved Family Guy when it first started but grew out of it over time.

It's not on the same tier as other animated shows like South Park, Futurama, KotH, The Simpsons etc.


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TopicAOC accuses DeSantis, Abbott of 'Crimes Against Humanity' for Migrant Stunt
FigureOfSpeech
09/17/22 3:56:13 PM
#5
she's correct

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Topic'Cash me outside' girl invited to speak at Oxford University
FigureOfSpeech
09/17/22 3:42:03 PM
#70
Lairen posted...
No one knows any songs she does....

she does songs?

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TopicMAGA... Communism. MAGACommunism
FigureOfSpeech
09/17/22 3:33:13 PM
#21
MachineJaipur posted...
It's a fake quote, btw

Though believable

I deleted the very bottom when I saved it >_>

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TopicChristianity in the U.S. is quickly shrinking and may no longer be the majority
FigureOfSpeech
09/17/22 3:32:09 PM
#85
myzz7 posted...
new church of woke on the rise

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/0/5/AAOL8-AADryt.jpg

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TopicMAGA... Communism. MAGACommunism
FigureOfSpeech
09/17/22 3:21:27 PM
#19
MachineJaipur posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/5/AAecKNAADryP.jpg

nice. I'm gonna use that

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