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Topic | Kidnapping suspect tries to go John Wick on a police officer |
FigureOfSpeech 09/18/22 3:00:14 PM #32 | Onimusha posted... Same. They thought I was some dude named Louis, and were set to arrest me till I showed em my ID. It was unnerving to say the least, but they werent mean about it. Just very certain I was this guy based on absolutely nothing. I got stopped while walking twice in 2 weeks while playing pokemon go >_>. The 2nd time was justified by circumstance and timing. They were looking for someone and I was in the area and it was after dark. Was cleared up easily enough. Inconvenient but they absolutely had to do what they had to do. 1st time was dumb though. Some pearl clutching concerned citizen at a CVS thought I was "messing with a random parked car" because I had been standing on the sidewalk near parked cars while having stopped to catch pokemon for like 1-2 minutes. It was broad daylight in the center of town on a friday in late spring when there were over 100 witnesses in eyesight of me, so I dunno what some actual criminal in my position would have thought they could get away with. In both cases, I told the cops everything they could possible not want to know about pokemon go just to be passive aggressive. In general they are pretty chill here. Probably 99% of PDs across the country should be more like the ones here tbh. --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | Does drinking this make you a soyboy? |
FigureOfSpeech 09/18/22 2:39:37 PM #9 | No, but drinking this does https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/2/AAOL8-AADsAa.jpg --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | Drinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER? |
FigureOfSpeech 09/18/22 2:34:47 PM #125 | a-c-a-b posted... I'm actually lucky that I've never had a serious injury from drinking. I've fallen down so many times. I've even fallen off my bike a few times trying to ride home from a friend's place. But I've always walked away with just scrapes and bruises. my closest calls were jumping down a short flight of stairs (like 3/4 of a normal flight of stairs roughly) and landed with one foot completely sideways. Like, I felt the ankle bone hit the floor. Pain shot up my whole leg and I saw a bright white flash for a split second. Nothing. Completely fine. Could still put full weight on it. Slight soreness and swelling the next day but not even enough to cause a limp jumped out of my buddy's jeep when he pulled up in my parking lot like 30 feet early. I just went to jump out because he had mostly stopped, but as I was doing so, he hit the gas to pull up closer to my door which I didn't expect. I was already mid jump so I would guess he was going maybe 15 mph so not fast but I was off balance and startled. I remember seeing the pavement below me and time slowed down. I thought "don't try to land. Just immediately tumble forward, take the forward momentum and hope for the best." I did exactly that, forward rolled over my shoulder. Ended up on hands and knees. Only scraped hands slightly, banged one knee and scraped it up good, but enough to rip pants. Had some minor bruising and the scrapes took a while to heal, but otherwise it was fine. I assume it was my right knee. Shut my thumb in a car door (as in door was fully shut and thumb was stuck in it. It was on the top side of it though so the rubbery part just kinda compressed around it. Scared the shit outta me but nothing else beyond that. My worst injuries were all fluke sober ones somehow. --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | Joe Biden is a pretty weak president. |
FigureOfSpeech 09/18/22 2:00:08 PM #75 | My emojis had nothing to do with any brandon shit of any kind, yemmy. No idea where you got that from. --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | Kidnapping suspect tries to go John Wick on a police officer |
FigureOfSpeech 09/18/22 1:55:01 PM #8 | Skyscraper101 posted... Ya know I am going to take a wild guess and say he is probably guilty for whatever he was in there for. You gotta be in one hell of a pickle for the thought of "if I just stab this police officer with a pen..." to be rollin around in your head. it says in the video that he posed as a parent at a school open house to try and kidnap a young girl, so yeah, he wasn't going to explain his way out of that. He knew he was fucked and was desperate. --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | Kidnapping suspect tries to go John Wick on a police officer |
FigureOfSpeech 09/18/22 1:52:05 PM #5 | watch him claim "it was just a prank, bro! I wasn't trying to stab you! I just wanted to draw a wiener on your face " --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | When's the last time you had Kraft macaroni and cheese? |
FigureOfSpeech 09/18/22 1:42:31 PM #24 | I tried the flaming hot kind a week or so ago. I ususally get cracker barrel or annie's though --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | Well I'm back |
FigureOfSpeech 09/18/22 1:39:25 PM #7 | when you left, I was like "NO! CLYDE FRAWG! CLYDE FRAAAWWWG!! " --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | As someone has never played Diablo before, which is the best class? |
FigureOfSpeech 09/18/22 1:28:14 PM #2 | varies by season. wizard - meteor build is the one I would recommend right now (you get the full set through regular season progression) --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | Texas will inadvertently DELAY publishing Maternal Death Data til after mid-term |
FigureOfSpeech 09/18/22 12:58:50 PM #30 | wackyteen posted... I mean, yeah, shouldn't with politicians. they are still in texas, no? --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | You think you'll get hit on/cat called by randoms in GTA 6 as a female protagoni |
FigureOfSpeech 09/18/22 12:56:40 PM #4 | ssj3vegeta posted... 56 year life I thought u was 69? --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | POLL: Do you ALWAYS wash your hands are you go to the bathroom? |
FigureOfSpeech 09/18/22 12:52:11 PM #3 | Do I ALWAYS wash my hands am I go to the bathroom? --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | Joe Biden is a pretty weak president. |
FigureOfSpeech 09/18/22 12:47:40 PM #71 | yemmy posted... -anyone working 40hrs a week, no matter if they work at Taco bell or Wells Fargo, should struggle to make ends yemmy posted... meat. --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | Bill Maher: Being woke is like a magic moral time machine where you always win |
FigureOfSpeech 09/18/22 12:37:08 PM #99 | BakiHanma462 posted... Oh wow tell us how you really feel, 462 --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | Public Restrooms |
FigureOfSpeech 09/17/22 11:42:46 PM #4 | AirFresh posted... Oublic --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | I decided to start Game of Thrones |
FigureOfSpeech 09/17/22 11:18:08 PM #14 | lilORANG posted... Why does the into credits look like a pre-rendered psone cutscene? I like to sing along with the opening but with the lyrics from South Park "weiner song" version of it. It's not as long, so I make up my own lyrics for the rest. --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | Trump warns of problems like we have never seen if indicted |
FigureOfSpeech 09/17/22 10:47:17 PM #20 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/4/5/AAOL8-AADqiF.jpg --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | PIT BULL owner stabs another pit bull to save her pit bull |
FigureOfSpeech 09/17/22 10:29:49 PM #4 | Mew posted... pit bull, a second pit bull I'm noticing a trend in the details of this story --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | Hot take: Karl Urban is not a good actor |
FigureOfSpeech 09/17/22 10:06:22 PM #35 | The only thing of his I've seen that I didn't like was this movie called Hangman, and it wasn't even so much his acting. It was Al Pacino hamming it up next to him and making bad writing worse. Also surprised no one mention Caesar in Xena --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | Would you use the breast urinal? |
FigureOfSpeech 09/17/22 9:54:43 PM #21 | Vicious_Dios posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/0/AANub5AADrgC.jpg --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | You tricked yourself into thinking SA2 is good |
FigureOfSpeech 09/17/22 9:28:30 PM #16 | joke's on you. I never played it --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | Bill Maher: Being woke is like a magic moral time machine where you always win |
FigureOfSpeech 09/17/22 9:03:10 PM #75 | Vyrulisse posted... Bill Maher right once again. Love how most of the replies are not debating his points but just calling him names and insulting him. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/5/AAOL8-AADr1X.jpg --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | AI Image Generation - Stable Diffusion |
FigureOfSpeech 09/17/22 8:11:12 PM #247 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/5/AAOL8-AADr1X.jpg donald trump falling off a building --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | Disturbing sounds in the sky,.. |
FigureOfSpeech 09/17/22 7:57:27 PM #26 | Mr_hulk88 posted... Dude.. Lmao. you very clearly ignore everything I have said. Stop trolling. --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | -VioletMassacre is SUSPENDED! |
FigureOfSpeech 09/17/22 7:52:32 PM #7 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/5/AAOL8-AADr1X.jpg --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | Disturbing sounds in the sky,.. |
FigureOfSpeech 09/17/22 7:50:32 PM #23 | Mr_hulk88 posted... Go troll somewhere else record some video of the sky and talk while you're recording, then prove to me that your voice is coming from the sky, not you speaking. You posted a video that had sounds and had sky visuals and you inserted correlation into the topic title. Shit's blatantly fake. YOU go troll somewhere else. --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | Disturbing sounds in the sky,.. |
FigureOfSpeech 09/17/22 7:42:04 PM #18 | Mr_hulk88 posted... The second clip from the video sounds CRAZY though. bro you could hold your phone really close to your anus, aim the camera behind you into the sky on the horizon, start recording and rip a massive fart and then make a topic called "The sky is farting!" and claim the only explanation is some sort of ass-mospheric clash. That would make for a better topic imo. --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | Disturbing sounds in the sky,.. |
FigureOfSpeech 09/17/22 7:33:14 PM #10 | Mr_hulk88 posted... They call it the hum or apocalyptic trumpets. I call it Googling something like "eerie ambient sounds" and then playing the thing with speakers on max volume in your house or car right behind you with the doors and windows open while you record the sky in the other direction. That Chicago tornado siren one is trippy as fuck lol --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | How can I simulate shouting at someone on GameFAQs? |
FigureOfSpeech 09/17/22 7:14:41 PM #21 | this https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/4/5/AAOL8-AADqiF.jpg --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | Would you believe me if I said I have a hot girlfriends |
FigureOfSpeech 09/17/22 7:08:29 PM #6 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/4/AAOL8-AADqhc.jpg --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | I ate an entire large pizza tonight. |
FigureOfSpeech 09/17/22 6:07:39 PM #10 | Doom_Art posted... And I wonder why, despite being scrawny and lean, I've had heart problems I used to work at one and I made some crazy off-menu stuff. Still couldn't get it up to local place quality. I usually didn't have to pay for it though and there were a lot of outside the box options/combinations (including covered pies using 2 thin crusts. I made a really good popper-like pizza. Thin crust, ranch cup sauce base, banana peppers and jalapenos, little bit of pizza cheese, lots of cheddar, another thin crust as cover, a little bit of butter oil, more cheese mix on top) the red sauces and cheeses could use more flavor imo (especially the feta. I had to load it up to taste it) and I like the flatter, chewier dough at local places that uses more flour and less cornmeal when being stretched. --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | Can the GOP Ever return back to "Normal" or is this It for them Now? |
FigureOfSpeech 09/17/22 5:55:05 PM #2 | they need to end trumpism somehow, but that doesn't seem feasible. --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | I ate an entire large pizza tonight. |
FigureOfSpeech 09/17/22 5:51:54 PM #6 | That actually sounds decent for dominos but I would feel like shit after as well (probably wouldn't finish, but definitely would be easier than with any other crust type) --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | Gen X Trivia Quiz |
FigureOfSpeech 09/17/22 5:49:01 PM #8 | xue1 posted... I didn't like the final question about the television commercial yeah I went with --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | Gen X Trivia Quiz |
FigureOfSpeech 09/17/22 5:43:07 PM #6 | 16/25. Didn't have cable most of when I growing up. --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | Stupid cat is stuck on the roof, have to get the ladder |
FigureOfSpeech 09/17/22 4:50:48 PM #32 | did you have to order from Uber Ladders or did you find another way down? --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | Hornswoggled is WARNED |
FigureOfSpeech 09/17/22 4:32:55 PM #21 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] you can just save the picture from my post and repost it lol --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | Family Guy American Dad and Cleveland Show all follow the same template |
FigureOfSpeech 09/17/22 3:57:33 PM #27 | a-c-a-b posted... I loved Family Guy when it first started but grew out of it over time. --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | AOC accuses DeSantis, Abbott of 'Crimes Against Humanity' for Migrant Stunt |
FigureOfSpeech 09/17/22 3:56:13 PM #5 | she's correct --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | 'Cash me outside' girl invited to speak at Oxford University |
FigureOfSpeech 09/17/22 3:42:03 PM #70 | Lairen posted... No one knows any songs she does.... she does songs? --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | MAGA... Communism. MAGACommunism |
FigureOfSpeech 09/17/22 3:33:13 PM #21 | MachineJaipur posted... It's a fake quote, btw I deleted the very bottom when I saved it >_> --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | Christianity in the U.S. is quickly shrinking and may no longer be the majority |
FigureOfSpeech 09/17/22 3:32:09 PM #85 | myzz7 posted... new church of woke on the rise https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/0/5/AAOL8-AADryt.jpg --- Always check timestamps... |
Topic | MAGA... Communism. MAGACommunism |
FigureOfSpeech 09/17/22 3:21:27 PM #19 | MachineJaipur posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/5/AAecKNAADryP.jpg nice. I'm gonna use that --- Always check timestamps... |
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