Lurker > No_U_L7

Yeah, my wife hates that I have a saxophone and try to serenade her by playing some jazz.

Lol youre not even trying to be believable anymore.

"Stop doing that, I'm asleep."

well all you have to do is identify as a women and youre grand.

Then youre lying and BS about converting a gay/lesbian person is a new disgusting low for you.

respect women

Its called bisexual ffs.

i keep thinking i'm washed up in life, but in just the last 6 months i've converted a lesbian

At least try to be believable. Thats not how sexuality works you cant turn someone straight fuck off with this disgusting BS.

I thought you were feeling like you had no more goals in life and you'd accomplished everything.

Shouldn't this date with Olivia Rodrigo be your new goal? What you live for?

judging by the way you post, you're bruce wayne in batman beyond. and i'm terry.
the future's now, old man.

Yeah, so do I. Which is why I know that that overly extreme statement was bullshit. So I question that you have ever even been on a date once. Dial back on the self grandiosity a little to be believable.

I doubt you've ever been on a date tbh

I had been giving you the benefit of the doubt that there might be a kernel of truth to your posts. That is gone now.

We are not having sex tonight

Make me

I can't believe you of all people would dare to say this lmao.

"Let's have sex"

Projecting much? Lol

nice, i did the dirty with a semi famous girl musician a few years ago. it was great until i woke up.

She don't fuck on da first date

You may indeed have sex with an olivia rodrigo on the first date. But it wont be the olivia rodrigo.

Shorts are fine, just dont be one of those animals with flip flops

Im going to engage with the gimmick and ask what features does a condo need to have to be considered luxurious?

Pita Pit

Oh I am not assuming you meant for them to force it. If it is even a vague inkling I am out.

I will edit a why.

There are many guys who are only interested in sex. These guys often make it very clear (unintentionally or not) that's what they are after. I appreciate those guys more than most woman because they are easy to filter.

The other category of "men only interested in sex." Are much smoother. They know how to act like a gentleman, they know how to playfully tease in a non sexual manner, and are very good at opening conversation. These are the "smooth player" types but they still have a goal "get laid."

If the date seems to be going well, I think you're funny, and you suddenly make a pass or joking suggestion fo have sex. I am going to red alert into "might be in the smooth player" category.

When I was dating I was looking for a third category.

Men that liked being around me, that were compatible with me, that I was compatible with them, and were in no rush. The first date was so fantastic we were excited to book a second. Sex wasn't a factor in the slightest.

Oh I am not assuming you meant for them to force it. If it is even a vague inkling I am out.

Speaking for myself is a guy attempts to have sex with me on the first date he isn't getting a second. Patience is a value I hold highly and if someone is there only for the sex they aren't relationship material. If you were advising someone on a date with me you just doomed them to rejectionville.

Now you just sound like a douche

Although, I will admit that the majoroty of guys here need some help with dating. But there are right ways and wrong way to approach it. Guess what you chose?

but generally guiding a date towards sexual happenings is what you should be doing

Not at all but then we know how you view woman.

I find id extremely funny for a few various reasons.

1. The question in itself is very misogynistic. Especially when you are trying to push it or even shaming people for not doing it. AND
2. Why is a foreveralone asking this question?

You said the other day that you would never settle down. I am paraphrasing as I can't remember the exact quote.

Personally I don't care if people have sex on a first date or not, and I don't think it would impact my long term interest whether somebody did with me or not. But I can understand how that could mess with somebody because they might view them differently versus someone they slow burning desire for. The mind is easily manipulated.

The point is that you never have long term interest, so you can possibly correlate it with anything.

Doesn't your interest always go away no matter what? Don't be a hypocrite.

Not been on the dating scene for a long time but when I was, I'd have sex on the first date if that's the way it went. However, if they have sex with me on the first date then my interest in a long-term thing with them tended to go away.

Real game tip dont expect or attempt anything sexual on the first date. If she likes you its basically guaranteed on the second.

Like on your first date dont even attempt anything sexual just be all personality itll hit her in the feels forreal

Yet simultaneously

its more the idea that if a women wants to wait its ok but if a man does then its seen as a bad thing.

Isnt that kinda what this whole topic is about though. Shaming people who dont have sex on a first date. Broadly speaking shaming men for not being able to seal the deal as it were and shaming women for being fridged. Whole fucking topic is toxic.

you would have fumbled your words and been super nervous

also she is used to men with rolex worth the cost of a small company

We don't have PE licenses but since I'm an MSc I'm legally allowed to become an engineer

It's the end of the universe where literally all energy in the universe has been exhausted, leaving it in a cold, dark, lifeless state for eternity.