Lurker > No_U_L7

KaZooo posted...

Kinda cool. Do you already have other watches with a green dial?

no, im a blue dial guy

https://i.imgur.com/KHXC563.jpg

gonna sell the white to fund the green

i want the green to add a bit of fun diversity

i'm currently on the waitlist, hopefully in another year it will be mine

https://imgur.com/wmsRFb7

dj1200 posted...

how old was she and how old are you?

im 35, think she said 22

keikoku posted...

You tap tho?

she lost interest once she found out how old i was

i graduated from high school the same year as her old teacher...

._.

Laserion posted...

You always ask about the appeal of so many things that most normal people like. How are you so disconnected from all other people's experience?

Being detached is kinda my thing

Last wk after work I went to a bday party and another day I went on a date. Both were so fucking exhausting. I just wanted to stay home and watch Netflix

MedeaLysistrata posted...

"Oh, that's too bad. But I guess it can wait."

She motions to a nearby bar, a renewed sense of confidence in her eyes. "I'm always late, it's on script... But your lunch..."

what happens next?! @MedeaLysistrata

The Popo posted...

Start asking your mother to start wearing a lot of make up. Itll either make you less attracted to girls in make up or more attracted to your mother.

Worth a shot, if you ask me.

but i never see my mother

from decades of night life, i only find girls attractive when they are wearing make up. how do i detach my brain from this synaptic connection

ive already stopped watching porn

lol i got those too

the link was obvious scam stuff, you must have been in a hurry and didnt check the url properly

Damn_Underscore posted...

How is there a female line equivalent? are they the same pants or not

i just explained. same color and fit

Hummer 2 posted...

mens and womens lulu pants don't really have 100% crossover

they don't, especially because the men's line is ABC aka "anti ball crushing". but they were both skin tight and same color

are you a lulumen guy as well?

Veggeta_MAX posted...

It's pretty obvious TC comes here to live out a fantasy where he's some sort of engineer who makes more than 6 figures and lives in a luxurious life. He prolly knows someone actually lives that kinda lifestyle and is envious of it so he comes here to act like he's that guy.

lol always knew you were secretly a hater. nah i worked hard and suffered unimaginable pain for this life and i'm gonna enjoy it

Master Kazuya posted...

That's what a narcissist does, they'll even apologize as a power play instead of genuinely apologizing.

isn't genuine relative...

she was wearing the female line equivalent anyway

RealityDose posted...

When you regularly drop the gimmick and claim to be living at home still in an apartment with your dad

you're probably thinking about another user, i have never made a topic like that. i live in a luxury condo and have an awful relationship with my abusive father. i would never live with him again

wait, is that irish vegy? he keeps making alts to get past me blocking him

RealityDose posted...

>i regularly drop the gimmick

we know

name one time i claimed to be mid 20s lmao

you just ripped off of honest trailers

spikethedevil posted...

Implies you are.

but i can do that without sounding condescending right

RealityDose posted...

vegy alt, you said before you're in mid 20s

gotta stop dropping the gimmick bro

and yet i consistently make topics about being 35

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79977904

spikethedevil posted...

Being a condescending ass hole is also bad.

Am I condescending?

TomHiddleston posted...

He's really just duncanwii

Duncan wii is a white guy in middle America who is on the spectrum (confirmed, not an insult). Im an old Asian man in California. Also Duncan has me blocked

Master Kazuya posted...

It's bad because a narcissist makes people feel bad when the narcissist themselves are at fault.

Like instead of "Sorry, I should've called back to specify what kind of milk you should've bought" which is not a very shameful mistake to fess up to (really not a mistake at all tbh), a narcissist will be like "You should've called me to make sure it was the right milk"

It just makes people feel unneeded shame. It's like instead of me getting scratched by a pencil, let me hit you with a baseball bat

But I will make that apology because I feel like everyone is so beneath me in intelligence I need to hold their hand thru everything

FigureOfSpeech posted...

What if no u l7, vegy and brutai are all the same person?

Dont forget cpt_pineapple, Pepys monster, Orlando Jordan and Duncan wii (all ppl Ive been accused of being in the last couple months)

And why would it be a bad thing to be?

omega cookie posted...

To start off with, being happy and healthy means not being you.

What a burn

I wouldnt know

can she afford the monthly payments?!

16-BITTER posted...

Regular exercise can help you maintain an erection

Do you need anyone to explain to you the appeal of that

jokes on you, i've been having ED for years even when i was going to the gym 2+ times a week

PepsiWithCoke posted...

I'll take the Chinese knock off that costs 1/20th of those.

i don't do or get involved with anything fake

MedeaLysistrata posted...

Suddenly feeling a sense of confidence well up in her, which had been lost seconds after seeing the watch, Syndey looks up and off to the right, contemplating what it was that made her buy into the situation. She uncrosses her arms and lets them falls off to the side, limply, looking vaguely distressed. "I have to go. I'm late actually."

"wherever you're going can wait, i can't"

Ving_Rhames posted...

Take it home and let it jump all over your furniture with its saliva covered fur.

ew, why are you telling him to lick a stray kitten

MedeaLysistrata posted...

"Oh, I didn't expect you to live so close," Sydney says, a bit embarrassed that she would impose any kind of poverty standard for someone she had just met, "It's just that I've been to that building before, and didn't see you... But I guess no one can know everyone, right?"

it's funny because when i do my PUA visualization techniques, it's always sydney sweeney and this is p much how it goes XD

MedeaLysistrata posted...

It's Monday. No_U just got a kids meal from the best pizzeria in town, which is only 500ft from his apartment. He bumps into Sydney Sween who wants to get away from him ASAP, before her gaze falls on his blue Tudor Black Bay 58. Without the man uttering a single word, she looks at him deadpan: "five minutes," Sydney says.

Just sub in luxury condo for apartment

https://i.redd.it/6lg29280ya851.jpg

NonDairyMiltank posted...

many of your past topics state otherwise lol

name 1

theAteam posted...

It's a self improvement thing. You shouldn't be lifting for anyone but yourself. But it does help with confidence which helps with women.

i have no issues with self confidence

i'm naturally skinny and barely add any muscle by lifting. it's hard and time consuming

and there's absolutely 0 difference between how much i get laid when i'm lifting and when i'm on a break. haven't worked out in 2 months now and it hasn't mattered at all in terms of attention from women

LinkPizza posted...

Which part did I miss?

"Prostitute in Vegas"

LinkPizza posted...

Just because hes going to Vegas doesnt mean he has to have sex with a prostitute there. He could take a drive to where its legal, and drive back afterwards

someone can't read

Ratchetrockon posted...

wait i thought it was legal in nevada

only certain counties, of which vegas is not one

g0ldie posted...

I'd go with the pro.

no strings attached, and less potential drama.

that's illegal

Arcanine2009 posted...

I had you on ignore.

Rude

I thought we were bffs

Rude

https://streamable.com/q9nigv

MarcoRubio posted...

Can't afford your own, huh?

it's not the price that's the barrier to ownership, it's the waitlist. she would have the celebrity cache to cut in line

i spent 4k on another non-rolex watch to get on the waitlist, i'm currently on the waitlist with an estimated wait time of 1-2 years if the model i asked for isn't discontinued by then

she'd buy me a rolex and everything

Arcanine2009 posted...

You know all that free money we got from the state (mine is california) as part of the covid relief, does that count as income to be reported for annual taxes? I never got one.

it doesn't count as income, you should have gotten a letter 6745 which has your total amount you were given. this goes into the "credits" section which has a special section for the gov relief (just helped my dad do this)