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His 15 year old girl friend....

Hes our discord guru and changes our name colors and stuff. Speaking of, if you ever wanna join our discord it's basically the same as the drinking topic with more shit talking each other.

whoa signups are still going??

Easy. He used the backside of a single finger and scraped sideways to squeegee the poo off. Using the back if the finger made sure he got the dull edge of the blade.

It's not the initial penetration. I bet your foot was fucked for a while after. I doubt you two were throwin fastballs either so it couldnt be that bad.

No, I'm pretty sure it was because you referred to a woman as "it."

None of them

I stopped going there after every employee assumed I was buying something for a boyfriend or brother. Id rather buy online.

Depends on the family. My sister and I are not close (we are 5 years apart). When I had kids I wanted them closer in age so they are 2 years apart and they are each others best friends. But many of their friends in school mention that they dont get along with their siblings.

It's not selfish to not want kids. Why do people keep saying this shit?

Sounds like natural causes, I'd say

Most likely. MW2 was a shitty unbalanced dumpster fire of a game plagued by horrible game design choices that only people with blind nostalgia actually like. If that game's MP got remastered today, people would be sick of it after getting noobtubed from across the map a few dozen times.

Those here showing disgust towards this (and rightfully so) are probably the same ones who see nothing wrong when Biden sniffs children

Employees: gives us more pay, better benefits

Starbucks: no losers...hahaha

Employees: ok we unionize

Starbucks: no don't stop!

Union: too late hhahaha

Starbucks: oh yeah? effective now everyone but those LOSERS in the unions will have better pay and more benefits. Now think how stupid unions are amirite? hahaha

Union: you are welcome friends

Imagine using gun balance as a reason to give WaW a lower score but then still giving MW2 a 10/10 when OMA/DC noobtubes were 10 times more overpowered than the WaW MP40 ever was

Are unsolicited dick pics something we arrest people for?

There is a brand-goddamn-new car in the garage, with 37 miles on it. Still driving the old turd with 165000 miles as a daily-driver because I don't know!

Pre-tipping is bullshit and illogical. Tips are for a service well done not an entitlement.

i worked for a company where that was standard operating procedure. Those of us who had been there long enough always got sad whenever the replacements were hired, and their soon-to-be-fired counterparts were lied to, promised a supervisory job, expanding the department, etc. They'd train them up, and then bam, out the door on their ass.

once i saw a guy cry. he was like a 40 year old man. it was a sad sight. one of the major factors i left that company, the shitty toxic culture that management would foster.

ohh....that's funny because...we are literally on gamefaqs.

its past tense bud

Of all the tags ive gotten: this is the nicest and most accurate. But also i hate that font.

Bowser.

We should be fine, Bowser is fairly mellow these days.

Damn, did the rest of the family not give a damn?

I saw Jeanette McCurdy's Eric Andre episode recently, and I realised that I can't really watch that part any more. I only learned who she is and what happened in her life within the past two years, and seeing how uncomfortable that interview is isn't even uncomfortable in the "ha ha Eric Andre funny" sort of way. It's honestly kind of unwatchable now I know who she is and what she's gone through.

1) I dont remember this. Is she alluding to Captain Marvel? You know Captain marvel doesnt actually have to show up for this reference to matter, right?

The games are in the middle of a workday afternoon anyway. Anyone who wanted to see it live is already at the ballpark, or has a MLB League Pass sub.

This brings us to the actual answer: Just edit the "bellyitch" bits out of the games after they're over, and show that.
A game edited down to pitch/swing/fielding would be what, half an hour?

This is going to kill the sport, just like any other attempt to grow the audience via abandoning the existing one.
The "purists" are going to be pissed and migrate to minor leagues, or Japanese leagues.
The indifferents still won't care, and won't bother to watch.

The only real benefit to this is games sucking up less of the tv schedule. There's going to be less ad revenue over shorter games, as well less concession revenue.

Which is why I find it odd that they would eliminate the shift, as it results in more outs, which would move the game along.

MLB keeps tinkering the rules, searching for a way to make every game be a 10-9 game, but also finish under 3 hours.

And, of course, the easiest solution, make the between inning commercial breaks shorter, is the one solution they will never explore.