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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/18/22 10:52:24 PM
#441
Rockus - This probably benefited by watching it right after VHS, which felt like a series of half assed ideas. Say what you will about Creep but Mark Duplass puts his whole ass into this and really commits to character. Some might find it a little disappointing that it doesnt really have any reversals or trick twists up its sleeve by the very end and turns out pretty much how its projecting it will but I at least was glad it didnt throw in some senseless twist, which is worse than no twist at all. Overall, I think Duplasss performance and willingness to really commit to both the sinister aspect and awkwardness of Josef and his creepy neediness is what makes this worth watching. I suppose the real surprise by the end isnt some new twist but the realization that Josefs emotional sincerity wasnt faked beyond all the roleplaying.

Johnbobb - fantasy football guys just be like that

Plasmabeam - Its a short movie, but it still felt longer than it needed to be. Predictable found-footage tale, although Ill admit I was riveted by the midpoint (the bathroom scene revelation) and chilled by the ending image of all the collected videotapes.

Red13n - So there is a person that is a total nutso creep and then a person that is naive enough to believe they aren't a creep. They get murdered in the back for being naive. That is literally the entire movie summed up, but it is actually much longer than that and despite a fairly short runtime certainly feels like it drags this plot out a bit too much. The twist at the end with just the sudden murder was kind of fun, but beyond that you get the gist of what 95% of the film will be within the first 10 minutes and you are stuck repeating it til murder.

Fortybelowsummer - Pretty solid take on the found footage genre. Tubby time guy isnt your typical movie mass killer so that makes him a little bit more interesting. Not very memorable, but the suspense was built well as you realize more and more how screwed up in the head the guy is. Like at first, ok hes a weird guy and just lonely or something and eventually yeah, hes a weird guy that kills all kinds of people. As a kid I had nightmares about wolves and although they dont bother me much anymore this touched that nerve a bit. The axe to the head at the end was quite unsettling because it felt very real, like you were watching it happen in real life without any over the top Hollywood gore. I guess theres a sequel to this which I guess I would be down to check out.

Lightning Strikes - You were my favourite.

A very different kind of found-footage horror film. This one almost starts as more of a drama, thenvevolves into a stalker thriller movie. I have to say, as tired as found footage was by this point, this is a good one. Its not that scary for most of its length, but it does make you want to know whats going on with the Josef character in the first half, before ramping up into increasing suspense all leading to a disturbing ending. I really appreciate the brevity here. At less than 80 minutes its short although it uses that length to not just build some compelling characters and drama between them as well as some nice creepy scenes.

I do feel that the length is a slight double-edged sword however. It is a rather slight film overall without much in the way of plot, and it does leave some things unclear. I have to wonder what was going on with the sister, for instance, was she in on it or what? It also, like a lot of Blumhouse films of that era, relies far too much on needless jump scares, especially at the end where he just yells at the camera for no reason which reminded me a lot of Sinisters ending in a bad way. Also, I feel that Mark Duplasss performance, while good, really should have been a bit more ambiguous. It dies make you wonder why Adrian doesnt suspect Josef earlier when hes obviously an evil guy.

What does work though is why Adrian doesnt make smarter decisions, why he never calls anybody else, doesnt go to stay with a friend or family member, why he trusts Josef at the end. Its because he, like Josef, is lonely and isolated, and craves the friendship of another human. That aspect makes the themes of the film really come to the foreground and makes it a satisfying thriller you can think about long after the chills have faded.

3/5

Biggest scare: When Josef appears at the door at night, it really got me.

Tom Nook - A movie that is almost entirely a 2 character show has a lot of nice potential, because of the heavy dialogue and such. There were definitely some things I liked about this, such as how creepy the villain was at times. The protagonist was a total wimp though, and not even a respectable wimp that Nopes the hell out of places; he was an idiot too. That definitely hurt the movie a lot. I also thought the movie was really lazy with trying to create jump scares out of mundane things and a loud noise...that doesn't add to the movie, and most of them felt really obvious. I wanted to like this movie more than I did. The villain was at least fairly memorable and decent, but not so much that I'd call it a good movie.

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/18/22 10:51:39 PM
#440
21. Creep (266 points)

Why I Chose It: Though perhaps merely a cult classic, Creep nonetheless impressed critics with glowing reviews and a top-tier reputation as one of the best found-footage films ever made. With its simple two-handed writer/director duo of Patrick Brice and Mark Duplass, I believe it perfectly taps into the creative-driven world of both independent films and the rise of personal vlogs on sites like YouTube and Twitch - over-the-top personalities vying for our attention, as the film questions who the real creep is - Josef, or the parasocial viewers of such content. Creep has a sequel with a third in development.

jcgamer107: 6
Snake: 7
FFDragon: 8
BetrayedTangy: 13
Inviso: 15
PrinceKaro: 15
thesmark: 16
rockus: 19
Johnbobb: 21
Plasmabeam: 21
red13n: 22
fortybelowsummer: 23
Lightning Strikes: 24
Tom Nook: 27
Suprak: 29

Jcgamer107 - WOW was this fascinating. I started this list feeling that found footage had been pretty much played out, but I found this to be very original, and something that would only work as found footage. Mark Duplass is a superb weirdo. I think my one issue with it is that it badly suffers from stupid horror protagonist syndrome - like in Ti Wests V/H/S segment, had the main character simply bothered to check their old footage even once, they would have discovered their stalker had filmed them while sleeping, and couldve had a much happier ending! Peachfuzz is here; theres nothing to fear.

Snake - Theres so much I friggin love about this film that I dont even know where to begin - Mark Duplass outstanding performance, impressive shot framing for a found footage film, GOD DAMN PEACHFUZZ, I mean come on! How its just Aaron the cameraman and Josef the whole film, really driving home that connection between the two. How the title is literally called Creep and Duplass can literally manipulate you into thinking hes actually not that bad. This is psychological horror at its finest. Josef is the face of any person in your life who gaslights you, pretends to be your friend, pretends to be affable and charming but is actually a two-faced sociopath hiding right under your nose the whole time. Creep is terrifying because of just how plausible a scenario like this really is. A man like Josef will always be scarier than Michael Myers or even Art the Clown because hes a believable, fully-fleshed out real human being. I first heard of this film as a fan of Duplass in The League (A+ hilarious show btw), and his character in that show is like Josefs fake personality here, or at the very least similar enough - immature, narcissistic, and a bit of a playful trickster. Duplass is always excellent at playing these down-to-earth guys that just adds so much magnetic realism to whatever hes doing. The best and scariest part is - Aaron escapes, or at least he thinks he did. But Josef still gets to him in the end - one last final show of pure horror, Josef proves the psychological torment never really ends when you deal with a person like him. Simply magnificent character work, funny memorable moments, and one of the purest, scariest films on the whole list.

FFDragon - Unsettling slow burn at its finest.

BetrayedTangy - I liked Creep wayyy more than I thought I would. I mentioned this in my V/H/S write up, but I really dont like found footage movies. Thankfully this one feels like they actually know what cinematography is and put it to good use. Theres soooo many good shots in this movie its ridiculous. Youve got Josef standing outside the door, him at the top of the stairs and especially the last shot of Aaron looking at the lake are all genius and thats just the camerawork! Everything else is a lot of fun too, I think Mark Duplass performance of Josef is the glue that keeps this movie together. I love how he becomes more and more unhinged as the film progresses. Never once does Aaron feel comfortable around him, but all he has to do is get through a single day. Its once Aaron gets home that the real fear sets in. Just because youre not directly interacting with the threat doesnt mean the horror is over. The psychological games Josef plays is a really nice way to create a realistic change in tone for the second half. All around great movie that Im glad I got to see, still gotta check out the sequel.

Inviso - First off, glad to see furry representation in serial killer fiction. Second off, #notallfurries. But yeah, this was a strange movie for me, because I didnt hate it, but I didnt love it either. Its
extremely unsettling from minute one, with Josef going out of his way to act as crazy and abnormal as humanly possible to Aaron, his hapless victim. The movies pacing is great though. Yes, Josef is unsettling, but up until he begs Aaron to stick around and have a drink with him, he just comes across as a weird dude. Then, up until the phone call from Angela, you still think Josef is only JUST crazy. But then you go into full, psychotic stalker mode, right up until a rather low-key axe murder. Its just a solid slow burn, complete with the extremely creepy scene (with takes full advantage of the found footage style) of Josef just appearing outside Aarons door in the middle of the night. Overall, a decent film for what it is.

PrinceKaro - A filmmaker is hired to do an end of life documentary about a terminal cancer patient, who is to put it mildly, a mite eccentric.

As he films a series of increasingly off-kilter scenes supposedly for his clients unborn son to watch, he ignores like a million warning flags that any person with half a brain should pick up on. Like if you didn't think it was time to leave after his bizarre bathing of an invisible child, you might have had some clue that there is something wrong with this guy after he shared a story of how he violently raped his wife while cosplaying as the big bad wolf.

By the movie reaches its end it really strains the believability that this cameraman could be just that fucking stupid. Why the hell would you just go and meet up with this psychopath stalker, let alone do it all by yourself? Why would you be so absurdly chill in this situation that your 'friend' can just casually walk up behind you and cave your head in? It's just so stupid.

Thesmark - This is the one of films here I hadnt even heard of before this, but it was a nice surprise. The first section of the film is a lot of fun because you know this is a horror film and you know everything feels off for a reason, but theres a lot of room to play with a character whos both completely unpredictable and has nothing to live for due to an inoperable brain tumor (or at least, this is what we think). The movie loses a lot of steam in the last 30 minutes along with most of its justification for being a found footage film, but it doesnt overstay its welcome. Creep is a lean mean 82 minute found footage movie that doesnt do anything all that new with the format or where it goes, but the bulk of it is well-executed and darkly funny.


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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/18/22 10:08:39 PM
#438
Corrik7 posted...
I just realized a super glaring omission. Oculus

While I do think in retrospect a Mike Flanagan film maybe should've been on the list, Oculus would've been the fourth film I considered tbh (Sleep > Gerald's > Hush > Oculus). I like it a lot actually but it's also very samey compared with many others on the list already. Same reason I discounted Hush - a lot of "deprived senses" films here too. In a 40-film list, yeah Flanagan makes it in with Gerald's Game or Doctor Sleep or maybe even both.

I went over some other snubs in the sign-ups topic too in case you're curious why something didn't make it.

Anyway, next film ranking coming up shortly!

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TopicDo you like this character? Day 1389: Barret Wallace (Final Fantasy VII)
Snake5555555555
05/18/22 10:01:57 PM
#5
Yes

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TopicGame of Gens 1-3: The Legend of Zelda v Sweet Home | Phantasy Star v Gauntlet
Snake5555555555
05/18/22 7:00:28 PM
#8
Sweet Home
Gauntlet

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TopicSave My MCU Character [Day 76] [SMMCUC] [RULE CHANGE]
Snake5555555555
05/18/22 6:28:18 PM
#156
Kate Bishop

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TopicSave My MCU Character [Day 76] [SMMCUC] [RULE CHANGE]
Snake5555555555
05/18/22 5:11:54 PM
#108
Daredevil

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TopicSave My MCU Character [Day 76] [SMMCUC] [RULE CHANGE]
Snake5555555555
05/18/22 4:05:31 PM
#66
Stan "The Man Owned by Marvel" Lee

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TopicSave My MCU Character [Day 76] [SMMCUC] [RULE CHANGE]
Snake5555555555
05/18/22 3:02:24 PM
#24
Sylvie

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/18/22 2:38:15 PM
#414
fortybelowsummer posted...
Pernicious!

"Evil never dies. It waits."

Good one!

jcgamer107 posted...
Nothing in my top 18 has been revealed yet, pretty good (I'm sure I just jinxed it)

Hereditary!

I thought about it but Hereditary isn't necessarily bad or evil even if it does have a dark connotation in the context of the film.

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/18/22 2:20:12 PM
#411
Creep
Darkman
Demonic
Devil
Diabolique
Fear
Freaks
Insidious
Madman
Maleficent
Malignant
Maniac
Misery
Monsters
Nightmare
Possession
Predator
Psycho
Sinister
Terrifier
Unhinged

What else am I missing

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/18/22 2:05:50 PM
#409
Keep them coming so we can have a whole 30 film project about it!

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/18/22 1:37:21 PM
#407
Outlier
Tom Nook: 99
red13n: 83
PrinceKaro: 68
Suprak: 65
Snake: 61
Plasmabeam: 60
FFDragon: 51
Inviso: 45
fortybelowsummer: 43
jcgamer107: 36
rockus: 31
thesmark: 29
Johnbobb: 28
Lightning_Strikes: 28
BetrayedTangy: 19

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Next ranking up late tonight.

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/18/22 1:15:27 PM
#401
Lightning Strikes - Ill make you famous again daddy.

A good mix of slow burn drama, a crime mystery, found footage and supernatural horror undercut by its need to stick to the conventions of the genre at its most mainstream. There is so much to love in Sinister, and I really think it could have been a classic, but it just makes itself too obvious and has far too many trite jumpscares. It feels in many ways like the predecessor to Hereditary, but it got focus grouped into being a less interesting film.

First off the good stuff as there is a lot of it. The idea of a true crime-centric family drama colliding with demonic horror is a terrific one. They also use it to not just set up a compelling mystery, but some great interpersonal drama between the family members as well. The tapes are genuinely creepy, they are all some nasty stuff and they make the first act as the lead uncovers the killings really memorable with a grim atmosphere throughout, and the found footage being celluloid not video was a nics twist on the format. The characters are very well developed, with the tensions between the family highlighting the themes of addiction, and theres a great side character in Deputy So-and-So. I also thought the ending was actually quite chilling.

Unfortunately what should have been an incredible horror film is let down by significant flaws. All of the scenes that try for supernatural frights are fundamentally lacking in tension because as you know where things are going there is no threat. The film reveals its hand far too much and really should have kept the supernatural elements more subtle. The main villains design when seen up close makes him look like a member of a thrash metal band. Worst of all there are far too many pointless jumpscares that add no tension and serve to annoy instead of alarm. This is most typified by the final shot that nearly ruins the film. If this movie had stripped these elements out (or rather simply not added them in) it would have been far better. Without those flaws this is an excellent film, with them if is merely good.

3/5

Biggest Scare: Its hard to choose between the tapes, but for me Pool Party was the most disturbing and upsetting.

Thesmark - I only knew this as the Looks youve got a Bagul problem movie. Its not anything fancy, but it does a good job from the outset setting up Hawkes character, a writer who had a hit with his true crime novel 10 years ago and is desperately chasing a follow-up hit even at the expense of his familys well-being. I mean, it hammers this point repeatedly, but it has to-he needs to be one hell of an asshole to keep living with his family in the house. At least its something and Hawke does a good job. The cinematography is clearly a cut above most of the other American studio horror movies of this period-its shot like a Gordon Willis movie. Okay, maybe thats a little too much praise, but it does a very good job pulling off the underlit look. Just as a horror film thoughits a bit mixed. The Super 8 footage is well done (mainly the look of it), but Bagul is kind of a lame monster and most of the scares outside of the found footage are pedestrian.

BetrayedTangy - Not gonna lie, Sinister kinda shits the bed. It was so close to being a classic for me, but theres just so many small issues with it that it just misses the mark. Lets start with Ellison, because hes one of the worst horror protagonists Ive seen in a while. I get it, hes supposed to be this flawed character, but he just comes off as so arrogant that I really dont care what happens to him. Honestly, we see so little of his family that I dont care about them either. So, I guess I have some good scares to look forward to, right? Well, kinda. The tapes are easily the best thing about this movie and are the sole reason its as high as it is. The gritty nature of them, as well as the early glimpses of Buhguul managed to put a shiver down my spine and actually got me to briefly forget I was watching a work of fiction so props on that. Outside of the murder tapes though nothing actually scared me. The jump scares felt predictable, the kids honestly made me laugh more than anything and since I spent the movie wanting Ellison to get his comeuppance, I wasnt scared for him either. Sinister had some great potential, I just think it couldve done a lot more.

Rockus - With the last couple films on this ranking and with Sinister Ive hit the mixed bag section. Theres some creepy material here and a solid concept that lends itself well to a single location and the film is lucky enough to have an actor of Ethan Hawkes caliber to anchor it but it also doesnt do enough to really set itself apart from the crowd either. There are too many sections that are simply Ethan Hawke looking up things on the internet or Skyping with someone and it spends too much time on the history of Bagul and a lot of these supernatural movies fall apart the more you try to explain them and rationalize them. Also, Bagul looks kind of silly. Like if a Rorschach test was somebodys face and then you gave him a second hand jacket you found at a thrift store down town. But children are always creepy. Children are the worst.

Jcgamer107 - A strong start that is completely derailed by the introduction of Bagul, one of the worst horror villains ever. Would have worked much better had they simply left it as some ambiguous, unseen evil force causing the families to be murdered. Horrible cheap jump scare at the end too. Still, the opening and some of the other found footage clips are quite effective.

Plasmabeam - The only thing saving this cliched haunted house tale from being complete garbage in my eyes is a solid performance from Ethan Hawke. Sinister couldve been stronger if they grounded it in the True Crime genre, but instead they forced it into supernatural territory.

Snake - I want to strangle this film so fucking bad because its so genuinely close to being a masterpiece. Its got the Silent Hill like soundtrack, absolutely horrifying snuff film sequences, and a solid singular-perspective main character whos also like a mix of a Stephen King protagonist and a Silent Hill everyman. But this film constantly shits the bed at every opportunity. It sells its own atmosphere out for jump scares, undeveloped side characters, and cheap, tired family drama. They dont even bother giving the cop characters actual names and Im not sure if it's genius or just plain lazy. The ending is perfectly emblematic of the films problems for me - we just witness the entire family succumb to Baguls curse, Ellisons own daughter dooming their family to death, the imagery is tragic and brutal. The film lingers on the box of tapes, Oswalt's snuff film added to the collection - and then BOOO RANDOM BAGUL TO END IT OFF, ahhhh sooooooo scary nooooooo. Its there Sinister tips its hand - it has no interest in subtlety. The film is just as bad as Ellison in reveling in the sensationalism of its own horror. Theres genuinely a lot I like here, as I mentioned, but its lack of restraint just prevents me from enjoying it any more than I already do.

Red13n - A long movie where not much happens. We are very slowly shown some families get murdered. It is pretty boring. At the end there is a twist, the kids did the murdering and now we get murder. Hurray. It really just shouldn't have taken almost 2 hours to get to that point. The twist isn't even much of a twist either. Its revealed very early that a child is missing in each case. The logical conclusion here is the child did the murdering, but the movie plays it up like this is some grand revelation. It might just be about as dull a twist as we get on this list.

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/18/22 1:14:44 PM
#400
Suprak - B
I feel like Sinister is another movie on this list that is on the cusp of being truly great. Dont get me wrong I like it quite a bit. I think there are a handful of movies that are basically the same idea as Sinister on this list that dont quite nail things like Sinister does, and I feel like Sinister very much deserves its spot on this list. Theres a bit too much that I feel like Sinister gets wrong for it to be the toppest of top tiers for me, but heres the thing: I think this might be the actual scariest movie on the list. I dont know why and Im not even smart enough to what it is about it that unnerves me more than other, similar films, but for whatever reason this is the film on this list that scared me the most. It isnt the best movie on the list, not even close. And there are a bunch of bits here that are either silly or flat out dumb, but for whatever reason this is the film that managed to scare me more than the others and that has to count for something on a horror movie ranking list, right?

I did feel like the scares here were largely reliant on you just watching snuff films over and over, which kind of lost its oomph after the first one. Like, you knew what was coming as soon as he turned on the camcorder and it wasnt really anything that was going to surprise you. That being said, they still largely worked. I knew what was coming in the lawnmower one immediately but I still jumped. You know whats going to happen in the hanging video, but the imagery still worked (even if I did laugh out loud when they were outside in present time and they panned over and that same tree branch was still dangling at the very same spot it was in the video someone call landscaping at that point, please).

And then some of the scares here were just kindaweird? Like when his son is emerging backwards from that box. I mean you find out at the end of the movie that he wasnt the one being possessed, it was the daughter, sowhats the deal with the backwards crawling out of a box and screaming. They blame it on night terrors but I blame it one we need a scare this scene and this will look cool even if we cant really explain it-itis. Then when you have the ghost kids sort of scampering around the house there are a handful of scenes here that just felt kind of weird. Like the director thought they would look cool and they were just kind of put in here for that purpose.

And then theres the fact of how dumb Ethan Hawke is in this movie. There are multiple twists here that I dont even know if theyre supposed to be twists or not. Like, theyre sort of filmed like twists but I feel like they were obvious to anyone other than Ethan Hawke. Like how moving to the new home at the end doomed them. Was there anyone that didnt piece that together then minute the murdered family was linked to the last house a murder took place in? Or that found footage where it was the kids that murdered their families before being taken away. Likeduh? Yeah, of course that was what was happening. Or even the fact that it was his daughter when she had already been talking to the ghosts and had been drawing stuff in the hallway at their request. Was any of this supposed to be a twist? Was anyone really surprised the family wound up dead? Was there any other possible ending here? I genuinely dont know. It felt obvious to me (and everyone other than Ethan Hawke Im guessing) but the reveal at the end where he finds the extended endings makes it feel like they thought that would be a surprise. I dont think I was surprised by anything in this movie, especially not that cheap as hell ending where the demon pops up from the side of the screen to go BOOGIE BOOGIE BOO. I kind of hated that ending more than I should, because I did feel like for the most part the movie did a good job shying away from those cheap easy scares (other than the time the exact same scare appears earlier in the movie) so I didnt like that they decided to end it that way.

I know Ive mostly done complaining so far, but I genuinely did like this movie. I liked how the horror was mostly just continuously unsettling stuff rather than easy jump scares. And I thought the writing here was actually pretty good for the most part (Ethan Hawke being a big ol dummy aside and even that I didnt mind that much as Im willing to excuse some level of main character stupidity in a horror film). It is a fun horror movie with some good creepy imagery and I didnt mind the found footage being the cornerstone of the horror here even though I usually am not a fan of that trope. This just kind of checks all the boxes of stuff I want from a horror film. It is very competent, I felt like, and Im always wiling to overlook some silliness or weirdness in the plot of the core of the film is strong enough. It didnt really reinvent anything, but then again not every horror film needs to and I was still satisfied by what they gave us here.

Inviso - Theres a really good concept behind this film, and that concept manages to carry this film relatively high on this list (or maybe it doesnt; its the fifth movie Ive watched and could, theoretically, end up below all 35 remaining films). I mean, you have a true crime writer moving into the house where murders happen, and he discovers gruesome videos of the killings, along with seemingly-unrelated murders from decades in the past. Slowly, but surely, he finds himself caught up in a serial killing situation that ends in a twisted fashion, via his own, possessed daughter. The snuff films and the rules (every victim family is killed after moving into a former murder site, and then moving out to a different house) make the film intriguing to me in that regard.

Where the film falls a bit flat for me is the characterization. Desperate writer? Fine. Im absolutely fine with that. But every other character is given like, the most barebones writing imaginable to establish themwhich is really weird, because it feels like they SHOULD have larger roles. The son is introduced as having night terrors, but this isnt all that relevant. The daughter is a painter, and thats her SOLE character trait. The wife is just generally displeased with her husbands efforts. And the cops are largely reduced to either being antagonistic, or serving as plot devices for the main character. Its hard to explainbut its just strange to have the film SO focused on Ethan Hawkes lead, but his arc almost feels like he should be a secondary character in a larger story.

Fortybelowsummer - Sinister and Insidious are pretty much interchangeable in my head since I saw them so long ago at around what feels like the same time. Along with The Conjuring they really represent the tonal shift horror was making in the 2010s. So, Ive kind of lumped them together here (Not Conjuring, that one is superior IMO) and I have to go back and refresh myself on which is which and what I liked about each. Kind of lame, I know, but I dont want to be TOO lazy, and I know that I enjoyed both of them enough to put them here around the middle of the list. OK, Sinister is the one with Ethan Hawke and a lot of messed up found footage and the villain looks like a Slipknot member. I remember some pagan/occult/ritual stuff, and although it relied a lot (some would say too much) on jump scares, they were well done and genuinely scary. I should have viewed this again probably but, yknow, time. I do think this is a solid middle of the road entry along with

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/18/22 1:13:49 PM
#399
22. Sinister (274 points)

Why I Chose It: Sinister is one of the first films of the decade where you can truly feel the "Insidious effect". A box office smash and producing a horror icon in Bagul/Mr. Boogie (in both positive and negative ways), Sinister is also notable for being one of the most mainstream exposures of an "elephant in the room" of the horror genre - the snuff film. In addition, I think Sinister also captures the decade's increasing obsession with sensational true crime.

Tom Nook: 3
FFDragon: 6
PrinceKaro: 6
Johnbobb: 14
Suprak: 15
Inviso: 16
fortybelowsummer: 17
Lightning Strikes: 22
thesmark: 23
BetrayedTangy: 24
rockus: 24
jcgamer107: 25
Plasmabeam: 25
Snake: 26
red13n: 28

Tom Nook - This is a very depressing movie the whole time, greatly aided by the excellent soundtrack; this probably has the best musical score of anything on this list, despite it being generally very toned down. The movie reminded me a bit of The Ring, both in terms of the specific mood created, as well as how you are put in the same voyeuristic role as the protagonist, as they watch past horrors and dig for answers, trying to figure out what it all means. This had a good pacing, filled with some good scares throughout. While the plot was a little more out-there than what I usually prefer in horror, it did everything well, and followed its own rules and tone. The ending was perfectly in line with the setup, and they never went over the top. It was a great one!

FFDragon - I was hooked from the rip with the tree scene. Absolutely chilling.

PrinceKaro - A true crime writer seeking inspiration moves into a house where a quadruple murder occurred and of course nothing bad happens.
So after discovering old film reels in the attic depicting the butchering of various families, he ends up in a race against his rapidly fading sanity to find out the truth and make a buttload of money in book sales.

The sinister subtlety with which the film ghoul is portrayed is the height of the creepiness that infuses the story from top to bottom. Bughuul is barely in the movie, and he cannot even cause harm to people directly, yet the terror he projects looms over the entire film. He is the representation of the darkness in the heart of mankind, the inexplicable cruelty and irrationality with which even people know and care about can behave.

It is rare to see a horror film capture this kind of terror properly, rather than just taking the cheap path of having some shit-faced ghoul dismember people or something. It is a movie that actually lives up to its title.

Johnbobb - So in the time of Blumhouse's domination in the early 2000s, by-the-numbers haunting movies were kinda all the rage, and, in my opinion at least, most of them weren't particularly good. The floodgates opened wide for jumpscares aplenty, and among the lot of Insidiouses and Conjurings and Paranormal Activities, Sinister landed. All things considered, it almost seems like it happened by accident, but Sinsister is pretty goddamn good. It's not perfect or without fault; like most early Blumhouses this was guilty of some goofy jumpscares and cliches, but it had something more. Characters that were actually interesting! This wasn't some forgettable friendly family being made victim of some mean ghost. This was a total asshole who lied to his wife and knowingly put himself and his family in harm's way to soothe his own ego. And characterization exists all over, much more than in the other films of this area, from Deputy So-and-so, the well meaning fanboy cop (who's just a little smarter than people assume), and the asshole cop (who's ultimately a little nicer than he lets on). On top of that, this soundtrack is fuckin' so good. One of the best of this decade of horror.


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TopicFrom Software
Snake5555555555
05/18/22 12:27:40 AM
#5
Kuon

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/17/22 10:19:09 PM
#368
So judging from the write-ups, I think I'm the only one here who likes Halloween II (81).

You know, a disappointing aspect of this film now that I think about it again is that it never feels Halloweeny in the same way '78 does. I might be a little old-fashioned here but sitting home, carving pumpkins, an old black-and-white movie playing on the TV - that's such an idyllic version of the holiday for me. I just don't get that same cozy atmosphere here that I do in Carpenter's. There's a costume party and some kids running around trick or treating, but that's just about it.

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/17/22 10:06:47 PM
#366
The next film up again has three top ten rankings - and one of those is a top 5er!

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/17/22 10:04:54 PM
#364
Outlier
Tom Nook: 80
red13n: 77
Plasmabeam: 57
Suprak: 58
Snake: 57
PrinceKaro: 52
Inviso: 39
fortybelowsummer: 38
FFDragon: 35
jcgamer107: 33
rockus: 29
thesmark: 28
Lightning_Strikes: 28
Johnbobb: 20
BetrayedTangy: 17

Everyone's entitled to one good outlier - and red's hot on Tom's heels.

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/17/22 9:55:30 PM
#361
BetrayedTangy -God, I feel bad ranking this so low. Its not that its a bad flick, Michael gets some good kills in, Lauries family has a great dynamic and I love how this movie just perfectly captures the feel of Halloween night. Hell, I even thought it was great after my first viewing, I just find it hard to come back to after seeing so many better horror movies. Anything this movie does well just doesnt feel fully realized. My favorite scene in the movie is when Michael is going door to door just murdering people. Not only is this scene a brilliant character showcase for him, but it also creates a cool parallel between him and the trick or treaters. Then on top of that we get some great camerawork with the iconic theme swelling in the background. Its the perfect example of why I love horror movies, which is why I hate how fucking short it is! Its not just this scene either, just about all the ones featuring Michael feel like theyre over too quick. Its weird, because I feel like Halloween Kills had the better murders, but 2018 had the better plot. So, if you could just combine them, wed have this perfect Halloween movie, but on their own they just feel like wasted potential. Hopefully Halloween Ends winds up being better.

FFDragon - It's always hard re-doing a classic, but I think they did the best they could.

Johnbobb - what if halloween but again

PrinceKaro - So this is a followup to the original Halloween, with the exact same title of the movie it is a sequel of because that is totally not confusing. It takes place in a universe where, in an act of mercy, all the other sequels have been snapped out of existence by Thanos.

So basically someone thought it was a good idea to transfer Michael Meyers to a new prison on fucking Halloween of all days so he escapes. Things then go about how you would expect, Michael mindlessly kills a bunch of people before getting killed himself but not really because we need more sequels.

Little is done to subvert expectations or justify the existence of this eleventh movie in the series. There is nothing new or nothing fresh here other than the familiar faces being geriatric. Why to we need to retread this same tired story with these same tired characters over and over and over again? What more is there to really add to the franchise at this point beyond masturbatory fanservice?

Snake - Its Halloween. What can you even say about another one at this point? Well, despite my low ranking here, this actually ranks in my top 3 of all Halloween films. It helps that practically every film past 3 is either a total snorefest, an attempt to recapture the magic of the original, or something totally stupid that takes away any fear from Myers or the film. While 2018 falls into the second category, I must say its the most solid effort of any reboot, remake, or otherwise sequel that ignores everything but the original. Like Curse of Chucky, this is a back-to-basics approach that works, especially when it comes to Myers himself; but the positives are also the negatives here. It definitely plays it TOO safe, like it wanted to be a remake and a sequel at the same time. Sure, it throws in a few wrenches like the Loomis expy actually being evil and Lauries paranoia turning her into an action survivor, but this is still a film about Michael Myers, going around Haddonfield, wracking up the body count, you know the drill. Its not a bad film by any means, but it sure is a predictable one, and theres no interesting horror to be found in something thats predictable.

Jcgamer 107 - I feel like youd have to be a pretty hardcore fan of the franchise to really enjoy this movie. From its confusing opening to its unlikeable characters and lazy dialogue, you have to look hard to find positives. I did like some of the nods to the original (Laurie suddenly being gone after falling off the roof in place of Michael), but that seems like the bare minimum for this kind of movie. Of course Michael has to be transferred for some reason and of course the bus crashes and of course hes not really dead at the end, blah blah blahnot inspired at all. I laughed out loud when Laurie says to Michaels new doctor, halfway through the movie, Youre the new Loomis, like the audience hasnt figured that out lol. The only decent movies in the Halloween series in my opinion remain 1 and 3.


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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/17/22 9:54:34 PM
#360
Lightning Strikes - People just made that part up.
The first Halloween was a true horror masterpiece that not only invented the modern slasher genre but also gave you an incredibly directed film with an all-time classic lead in Jamie Lee Curtiss Laurie Strode. However, none of its sequels, even the John Carpenter-scripted Halloween II, have been thoroughly disappointing if not outright bad. Enter Halloween 2018, which not only removes all of these films from continuity while still referring to their better aspects, but is frankly pretty damn good. Ultimately this is a film that truly understands what makes the original Halloween so good. Even the opening credits let you know that you are in for a sequel that does right by the original.

I think this film intelligently decides to focus on the lasting impacts of the events of the first film rather than getting lost in lore or references. The central theme is Lauries trauma. This is an interesting depiction of someone who has destroyed their entire life preparing for someone who never turned up, until one day, they did. While the film does start a little bit slow, once we get onto the day of Halloween and we get that horrific scene in the petrol station where Michael Myers gets his mask back it sings. The second act of this film is perhaps the best the franchise has ever been, even above the original, best exemplified by the long shot of Michael terrorising a neighbourhood.

After some exceptional scares and kills the film leads to an exciting conclusion in the house, which uses its references to the original effectively. Laurie takes on the role of Michael in the first film but youre rooting for her as she stalks the killer. Some people have issues with the doctor character and his actions, but I thought it was a fun twist that stops him from just being the new Loomis. That kind of sums up this film, it could have been a rehash but winds up as a fresh spin on a classic film. Lastly I just want to give a quick shoutout to the soundtrack containing music by John Carpenter. In particular the track The Shape Hunts Alyson is fabulous.

4/5

Biggest scare: The motion sensor lights is a creative and chilling way to use somebody that moves like Michael does.

Fortybelowsummer - Was another remake of Halloween necessary? Probably not, but Im still putting it right here snugly in the middle because its Michael freaking Myers. I will always watch something with the horror icon. I even liked the Rob Zombie version (but not the second Rob Zombie version, lets not get too crazy). I think this one really captures the simplistic formula of the original, not trying to do too much and creating fear through Michaels presence. Im personally fine with them undoing a lot of the backstory and resetting him. Laurie is particularly good in this and its really interesting to see the realness of her trauma: how she deals with it by locking herself away, drinking, and getting all kinds of combat ready. Its not amazing, stuff like the podcasters isnt really necessary, but at the end of the day it's a slashing good time and serves its purpose well. I dont think its a stretch to say its the best iteration since the original.

Rockus - Part of me appreciated Halloween trying to go back to basics with this but I feel like it also might be overcorrecting itself a little as well. And in doing so only hinders it more when itll inevitably be compared to Carpenters original. As much as I like Jamie Lee Curtis in this it spends too much time on the story of her divide with her family and gets diminishing returns for the time it puts into it. Though I suppose Id rather have that than a long series of expository scenes looking to rationalize Myers but in the end for such an iconic franchise it returns as just a pretty middle of the road follow up.

Inviso - Its weird to me that, because of these lists, Ive now watched the Rob Zombie reboot and this soft reboot of the Halloween series, yet Ive never seen the original Halloween movie. And this movie was fine as a slasher, I guess. You got plenty of kills, even if theres this weird plot point of the obsessive doctor becoming a killer himself (and causing the prison crash that freed Michael in the first place). I dont know, it just feels weird to me, like a bunch of stuff happens incoherently because the central storyline of a crazed and obsessed Laurie Strode doesnt do enough to fill the runtime of a feature film.

Through the middle of the film, the kills feel arbitrary: you have a woman killed with a hammer, another woman randomly killed in her house, a babysitter and boyfriend who are the grandaughters friends (but theres no indication that Michael cares about the granddaughter), and the granddaughters loser, nice guy friend (and not her cheating boyfriend, who seems to only exist to take her cell phone out of play). Its very strange that upping the kill count manages to kill the films momentum, but thats what happens. Thankfully, I appreciate the ending, where everything has weight and feels like it matters. Lauries booby-trapped house is hilariously prepared, but hey, it works. And this feels like a solid conclusion to the Laurie Strode storyline, even if this is likethe fourth or fifth times her story has been concluded.

Tom Nook - I want to start by trashing Halloween (1978). It is not a good movie. Anything you want to credit it for, credit to Black Christmas instead, which came out 4 years earlier, and did that specific style of the sub-genre so much better. Black Christmas is an excellent movie. Now on to Halloween (2018). It was very in love with its own lore and fame. Yes, it's a direct sequel to the original, but it is very in love with itself just based on the specific way characters talk in the dialogue. It feels like they are talking about the movie, and not events that are real to them as people. But slashers still can usually land "decent", just by virtue of the entertainment to be had from the kills and villain, even if I feel the movie doesn't blow me away in many other regards.

Thesmark - It goes in a few logical directions for a reboot/sequel: Laurie Strode is a survivalist after being traumatized by the events of the first film 40 years ago and youve got asshole true crime podcasters looking for a story while not caring about any of the human toll of the events their covering. With that said, beyond being a sturdy new entry (and being a lot more violent than most big studio horror films this last decade), its a mixed bag albeit one Im mildly positive on. The plot with Laurie being estranged from her family after 40 years of obsessing over Michael Myers isfine but none of the other family members pop and the middle section doesnt do much for me while were waiting for the inevitable confrontation; it also hurts that they made direct sequels to this given how it ends. Some things I do like: the ending confrontation is satisfying, 3 generations of women whose lives have been scarred by Michael Myers getting their revenge (even if those scars wont necessarily ever heal), that they brought back John Carpenter (and his son) to do a very solid score, and that theyve brought Michael back to his roots: hes just a silent embodiment of senseless evil, theres no backstory or lore like some of the other Halloweens have done and actively push against people trying to understand him.

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/17/22 9:53:31 PM
#359
23. Halloween (289 points)

Why I Chose It: It's Michael friggin' Myers. While it's practically a meme at this point to remake, reboot, or rewhatever Halloween every ten years, Halloween is a stalwart classic of horror franchises and STILL influencing the genre after 40 years. Halloween '78 helped kickstart a slasher craze and here we are in 2022 and now Halloween '18 is doing the EXACT same thing to franchises long dormant or dead, like Scream, Candyman and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. It's hard to put into words just how nuts that is. It's Michael friggin' Myers - and if there's a Halloween film in a decade, hell, I'm probably going to put on the list just out of sheer respect alone.

Suprak: 6
Plasmabeam: 9
red13n: 10
Lightning Strikes: 14
fortybelowsummer: 15
rockus: 18
Inviso: 19
Tom Nook: 21
thesmark: 22
BetrayedTangy: 23
FFDragon: 24
Johnbobb: 25
PrinceKaro: 27
Snake: 27
jcgamer107: 29

Suprak - A-
I remember going into this movie when I first saw it and expecting what I always expect from the Halloween franchise throughout the entirety of my lifetime: a stupid popcorn slasher flick that just exists because of the Halloween name and is good to watch with a group of friends while youre drinking but is at best okay and at worst barely watchable. But, shockingly, I thought this was great. Like a legitimately good horror movie, which isnt really what I expect from one of these endless big name horror sequel factories. The cinematography is really good. The script is mostly good. This might be the best score on the entire list, and I say that without exaggeration or irony. I was blown away by the soundtrack here and it might be my favorite of John Carpenters ever. It is a really well put together, thoroughly entertaining big name slasher/horror movie and it really blew away my expectations.

This is the best interpretation of Michael Meyers and one of my favorite interpretations of any of the slasher monsters ever. I like that hes just kind of a dude in this one. There is no need for any sort of supernatural element to this. Hes a strong guy that loves to murder and thats all you need. And the fact that he is so random somehow makes him much more menacing than past films where hes focused on Laurie. It is much more interesting when he isnt that because he is now almost a force of nature. One of my favorite scenes in any slasher movie I can remember is that one where Michael Meyers is walking through the neighborhood, then sees someone in the backyard and walks over to kill her. It is this fantastically filmed scene (all one shot, if I remember correctly) that culminates in him walking over to the neighbors and killing her too while shes on the phone with a friend. He just a dude that loves to murder. All these people wanting to do a podcast on him (loved those characters btw) and the psychologist wanting to get him to say something (way less enthused on that character btw) dont understand this. Hes not even interested in killing Laurie, really, until he is literally driven to her doorstep to make the final confrontation happen. Hes an unstoppable killing force, but yet hes still just a guy in this one.

Oh! You know what else is fun? The brutality in this one. Michael Meyers is not messing around. Do you know what I wasnt ready for? Him breaking the neck of a 12 year old boy (I did think it was a little funny he was apparently just hiding in the back seat so he could get the jump on someone who hasnt entered puberty yet). I was like ok, yeah, dad is dead obviously but then when he killed the kid too I kind of gasped because I was not expecting it. And then, later in the movie, when you hear the baby crying, I actually held my breath. I saw him kill a 12 year old and he slows down just enough in front of the crib that I was like oh shit, its happening. He doesnt, but he feels like the kind of character that would and it is a nice misdirect when he just sort of walks on by. But then you have him doing stuff like smashing someones head in against a bathroom stall or stomping their face until it is just a face puddle or impaling someone jaw first on a fence post. He is truly menacing in this movie in a way that a look of slasher villains arent.

Something that I absolutely loved about this movie was that Jamie Lee Curtis is a fucking lunatic. I thought it was such a genuinely interesting choice and I was actually surprised when I watched it the first time. What a cool idea for the character. Not that the alternate option here isnt fun you can have a badass lead like in Youre Next if you want and it can work. But the fact that Jamie Lee Curtis is not that character was really, really cool. This is a much more interesting character than stereotypical final girl she usually plays when she shows up in these films. Shes been divorced twice, her daughter hates her and wants her away from their family, and she lives in this weird survivalist compound in the woods. I feel like a less interesting version of this movie just has her being a generic badass and thats it. She gets to be a badass, which is great, but she also gets to sob through her granddaughters birthday dinner and tells other characters shes dreamed of Michael escaping because shes fantasized about murdering him. Shes traumatized and she acts like a traumatized character and shes fantastic in this.

Theres so much good stuff here, and I really, really enjoyed that back third of the movie. And the first third of the movie. And most of the middle third, too, I guess. But really that back third where she is stalking him is great. That scene where she goes out the window and then Michael Meyers hears a noise and looks away, and then looks back and shes gone is such a clever twist on the first movie that works so well and the twist that the safety room is really just a trap to lock Michael in so she can burn the whole house down is such a good ending. What a way to wrap things up. You had tension and a real threat and some good scares, and then Laurie was able to finally vanquish that demon that has been haunting her all these year. It was the ending she deserved and at the same time one that worked within the context of her story.

I hate that they made more movies after this. I get that Michael Meyers is iconic and they gotta keep using him to make as much money as they could, but this wouldve been such a good bookend on the series. And if they wanted to make more, hey just reboot it and ignore past continuity for like the tenth time. Halloween Kills (spoilers for our 2020s horror movie list in ten years) is such an absolute flaming pile of garbage that I just pretend it doesnt exist. This was such a clean ending and a nice bow on top of everything that I wish Lauries story wouldve ended here. There some weirdness in the middle of the movie and the hoops they jump through to get Michael Meyers to Lauries house is a little silly. But, honestly, my real complaint here is that they werent smart enough to realize this was a perfect conclusion to the series. This has genuinely become one of my favorite slasher movies and it is amazing that after so many years of horrendous sequels that Halloween was able to put out something this good. This is one of the best surprises Ive had in horror, and I think we can just agree that the series ended here and anyone saying otherwise is just crazy.

Plasmabeam - Im gonna be honest I actually like this better than the original Halloween. The 2018 reboot was gripping when I saw it in theaters, and the modernized directing techniques made Michael feel alive and threatening like never before.


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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/17/22 9:13:13 PM
#358
I remember Insidious 2 being decent but 3 lost me and I never watched The Last Key.

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TopicDo you usually get more or less than the recommended 8 hrs of sleep a night?
Snake5555555555
05/17/22 9:09:44 PM
#15
Usually 6.5 - 7

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TopicGame of Gens 1-3: Frogger v River City Ransom | Castlevania v Rygar
Snake5555555555
05/17/22 7:04:46 PM
#4
River
Castle

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TopicSave My MCU Character [Day 75] [SMMCUC]
Snake5555555555
05/17/22 6:00:05 PM
#169
Got no problem with any

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/17/22 5:02:43 PM
#351
Oh, I should probably say the next film has THREE top ten rankings.

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TopicSave My MCU Character [Day 75] [SMMCUC]
Snake5555555555
05/17/22 4:41:54 PM
#80
Kate Bishop

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TopicSave My MCU Character [Day 75] [SMMCUC]
Snake5555555555
05/17/22 4:06:46 PM
#61
Daredevil

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TopicSave My MCU Character [Day 75] [SMMCUC]
Snake5555555555
05/17/22 3:03:05 PM
#23
Sylvie
Stan "The Man" Lee

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/17/22 1:53:46 PM
#337
@thesmark
https://twitter.com/ChrisLaMartina/status/1526571033674776577

We manifested this

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/17/22 1:48:14 PM
#336
Outlier
Tom Nook: 78
red13n: 64
Snake: 53
PrinceKaro: 48
Plasmabeam: 43
Suprak: 41
Inviso: 35
FFDragon: 34
fortybelowsummer: 30
jcgamer107: 27
thesmark: 27
rockus: 24
Lightning_Strikes: 19
Johnbobb: 18
BetrayedTangy: 17

thesmark makes a jump but the rest stay in their usual haunts.

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/17/22 1:41:23 PM
#335
I thought it would come out in the middle of the pack personally.

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/17/22 1:39:41 PM
#333
Snake - I hadnt seen this film in twelve years. I remember liking it a lot, loving it even. It chilled me to the core. Of course, I was only 15 when I first saw it. Still getting my footing and haven't yet pushed deep enough into the horror genre. And of course - a whole decade of super-creative horror films and on the flip side, copycat haunt-fests, sort of pushed Insidious into the background, but there it lingered all the same, like the ghosts and demons Wan and Whannell manifested into the film. Behind me, screaming in my ear - begging for a rewatch, for a revisit. The image of the demon behind Patrick Wilson (NOW that jump scare holds the fuck up), haunting my thoughts when ever I would retrospect on the decade. A decade is a long time - twelve years is even longer. Revisiting some of the earlier films of this project makes me realize just how much Ive changed in that time - how Ive grown more mature, more thoughtful, more analytical. Insidious has changed too - once on the cutting-edge of horror, it is now a nostalgia piece, like revisiting one of those minecart haunted house rides that used to TERRIFY you as a kid. Now you go through, everyones screaming, it's dark with jumpscares, you get into it, but then it's over. It doesnt have the same power anymore. Maybe youve grown more cynical, or maybe youre worn down by the cliches being done ad nauseum, or just maybe, the ride was always boring and never had the substance you once thought it did. I watch Insidious now, knowing the work Wan and Whannell both accomplished in the 2010s and still beyond; I can still feel the creative passion and energy here, the callbacks to classic horror like Carnival of Souls or The Haunting, but at the same time, it just feels too damn quaint. Ive watched better films than this now. It's, dare I say it - boring. Time and myself have now moved on from Insidious - Ill keep my nostalgia for it and pack away the rest. Insidious haunts me no more.

Lightning Strikes - Its not the house that is haunted, its your son.

Perhaps even more than Paranormal Activity, it may be Insidious that really codified the idealised version of the Blumhouse model of horror movie - a budget in the low millions, but when it works it as effective, with the same level of craft and scares, as a higher budget more conventional horror rollercoaster ride. For that reason it is probably the film along with The Cabin in the Woods that really set the tone for this decade of horror and how different it would be from the 2000s almost right away.

Insidious is not a gory movie, nor does it rely on shocking violence or (mostly) spooky monsters. Instead it mainly uses the simple suggestion of things being off or an unknown, unseen presence to build tension before ultimately launching into a barrage of surreal imagery. I really like that about this film, and it helps to draw a line under the hyperviolent mainstream horror of the decade before. The astral plane is a great concept for horror and they mine it for some truly bizarre, frightening imagery. I think the performances are really good and established Patrick Wilson as the rare example of a scream king, and the ending is suitably shocking and made me want to dig into the rest of the franchise.

This is a really enjoyable, fun horror movie with some entertaining concepts and background lore behind it. Having said that, to me the central flaw is that its not that scary. There are a few creepy moments, especially in the first and last acts, but I never felt on the edge of my seat or truly anxious about what was going to happen next, it was more interesting than terrifying. Part of that may be the fact that I watched this film a lot later, after having seen many much scarier films from the 2010s as at the time I remember this being talked about as one of the scariest films out there. On the whole it didnt bother me that much as the style and story still pushed it over the line for me but this definitely could have been even more than it was.

3/5

Biggest scare: The only time the movie really got me was the first appearance of Darth Mau- I mean the lipstick demon, which is a really well constructed, spooky introduction to a strinking-looking creature.

Johnbobb - In the late 2000s and early 2010s, Blumhouse Productions took the horror world by storm and completely changed the scene of the genre for over a decade now, still going strong. Whether this is a good thing or a bad thing can be argued, but it was nothing if not successful. Some of the best AND worst of this list came to be because of Blumhouse, and Insidious (and Paranormal Activity before it) is a big reason for that. All that being said, I'm not a big fan of Insidious. The majority of the film is a little dull and by-the-numbers, and while it starts to get interesting in the last 3rd or so, it can't maintain it, doing a weird balancing act between legitimately spooky and downright corny. Seeing Patrick Wilson navigate an otherworldly version of his own house is thrilling, but then he fistfights and then arbitrarily pushes a ghost a mile away, and that's not even the cheesiest moment. Elise overplays everything, and hearing her dramatically call out "SPECS!" (because, of course, the one character with glasses is named Specs) just kills any chance of taking this seriously.

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/17/22 1:39:07 PM
#332
Rockus - Not that crazy about the Insidious series but James Wan is at least doing some pretty neat things in this on such a small budget. Its at its best when its getting weird and its easier to admire the film when hes so resourceful with it. Im not the biggest Wan fan but I understand why hes grown a following around his horror movies in particular. Even when they strike me as pretty dumb hes still typically trying to do something inventive or approach things in a new way and Ill give him some credit for that.

BetrayedTangy - So, Ive gradually been becoming a pretty big James Wan fan. His horror movies have been top notch and even his forays into other genres have been solid. Unfortunately, Insidious is probably my least favorite of his movies so far. I specifically draw issue with the climax, because I loved the first half. It had all the staples of a good Wan flick and was a great slow burn, then they send Patrick Wilson into a different dimension and it completely broke my suspension of disbelief. To be fair its not the dimension hopping thats the issue, its the complete tonal shift that accompanies it. We have a scene where Elise is talking about how dangerous The Further is and how Josh needs to be careful. Then he proceeds to completely ignore everything she said and not only does he try to speak to the ghosts, but actually gets into a fight with one and wins by pushing it off screen. I do find it funny though how Malignant also goes for a complete tonal shift, yet I enjoy that one way more.

Now what I do really love about this movie is how it helped kickstart this sort of Horror Renaissance were in. Back when this first came out, I remember everyone talking about how much it scared them and shortly after that we got movie after movie (as this list clearly indicates) that not only had some good scares, but that were positively received. So even if most of those movies are way better, I still think Insidious paved the road for them in a lot of ways, so its always going to have my respect.

Jcgamer107 - A bit overhyped and not worth starting a franchise over in my opinion, but I get that it was quite financially successful for how small the budget was. The ending sequence is the best part from what I recall - the make-up job to get that creepy family to look like theyre almost in real-life sepia tone was well done. Kind of a more subdued version of The Conjuring.

Suprak - C
Insidious is a movie I feel like I should like more than I do. Its well made enough and I do feel like it is scarier than a good chunk of movies on this list, even some of those I have ranked above it. And I like the James Wan quite a bit (still wish Malignant was on this list like I thought it was). There are pieces here where I feel like I want to like this, but I just dont. It isnt bad but it is pretty firmly in meh territory for me. The first half of the film or so starts off fine enough. Im not going to give it many points for originality in the first half (this has to be the type of set up we have occurring most frequently in this list, right?), but it is a totally competently made house haunted by a demon sort of horror movie. You have all the right beats and some good scares mixed in, even if gets sort of muddled with a family of characters I wasnt all that interested in. I usually like Rose Byrne but shes not anything interesting here and I feel like Patrick Wilson is both literally and figuratively sleeping through this movie (did they ever explain that B plot with him repeatedly sleeping at the school?). Its still a solid opening though and I was prepared to rank this movie higher until the back half came along and astral projected its way into THE FURTHER depths of my list.

I was not a fan of the astral projection twist and it felt like dumb storytelling. I know this is a weird thing to complain about in horror especially with some of the other movies on this list you have demonic possession and space monsters with super hearing and an STD and by that I mean a sexually transmitted demon. There are a lot of times in these horror movies you just need to take something at face value, but the thing is I feel like theyre usually incorporated into the movie better than the astral projection here. Something about it felt out of left field, and that whole info dump the psychic gives feels like a five-year-old making something up on the spot. Im ok with the creature in It Follows being something that follows you around after having sex with whoever it is currently following around because that is thrown in our faces right at the start of the movie. Here I feel like we get through half the plot and then someone just screams astral projection! and its almost too late.

Beyond that though, my main complaint with the astral projection is that it gives way to a very disappointing final act that was more weird than scary. The Further is such a stupid name for whatever astral plane it is that theyre visiting and the whole thing has this sort of low budget community college play feel to it for some reason I cant quite articulate. I think it was at the point where Patrick Wilson just straight up punches a ghost into infinity that I was completely done with things. Things go from being scary to strange really quick, and it doesnt help that they dont even really explain the rules of the Further. Blend in and dont let them notice you the psychic says, to which Patrick Wilson responds by running around hooting like a maniac and screaming HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON to any and everything he sees. Or when he goes none of this is real and suddenly the chains just fall off. I dunno, seems pretty real to me, man. And then they just sort of run out, even though the red demon is there sharpening his claws and listening to his favorite old timey song (in a scene that I think was supposed to be scary but made me chuckle because of the absurdity). Basically, I hated almost everything from the point at which the main character enters the astral plane. I guess you get one last good scare and sequel bait out of it thanks to the ending, but this movie just didnt have the closure I wanted or really anything that held my interest after about the halfway point.

So you have a fairly well trodden formula for the first part of the movie, helped out by a fairly unique twist, but then undone because everything that comes after that twist is significantly worse than the first half. Like, the first half might not have been my favorite because of how expected everything felt, but it at least had some good scares. Red faced man showing up behind Patrick Wilson was my favorite, but there were a lot of little bits like this where youre trying to figure out what evil thing is doing all the bad stuff in the house. It isnt completely unwatchable because of this, particularly if you are more interested in scares than a coherent plot. Like a couple of other movies on this list, it does all the scares competently and does a good job setting up a really uneasy atmosphere in the first half. The back half is too much of a slog to get through, though, and knowing what the payoff was makes me hesitant to give this one any other rewatches that arent mandated by diligent list making.

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/17/22 1:37:36 PM
#331
24. Insidious (301 points)

Why I Chose It: After creating the massive horror franchise Saw and the cult classic Dead Silence, the director/writer duo of James Wan and Leigh Whannell could've called it a day and still had their names forever cemented in horror and film history. But they weren't finished - not by a long shot. It wouldn't be hyperbole to call Insidious the most important horror film of the decade. It laid the blueprint for an entire generation of horror - low-budget, low-risk films that returned huge profits (Patrick Wilson starring optional). Wan and Whannell had already proven blockbuster horror worked with Saw, but now it was no longer a fluke to see a horror film gross hundreds of millions of dollars - it was the norm, and they were now nearly on the same level as comic book superhero movies in terms of gross and mainstream conversation. With that, however, came template-styled films filled with similar jump scares, settings, and concepts - a downside to be sure, but its hard to argue with results, and when even films that might've previously been niche like The VVitch or Us seeing increased or similar box office draws, I'd say Insidious, James Wan, and Leigh Whannell came out with a net positive here.

thesmark: 12
Tom Nook: 13
fortybelowsummer: 16
Inviso: 18
Plasmabeam: 18
PrinceKaro: 20
red13n: 20
FFDragon: 21
rockus: 21
BetrayedTangy: 22
jcgamer107: 22
Suprak: 22
Snake: 23
Lightning Strikes: 26
Johnbobb: 27

Thesmark - There've been plenty of family moves into a haunted house movies before (okay, this technically isnt that but it plays exactly the same), but this is easily one of the most effective. Maybe its how well it plays as just a family drama in the first half, in addition to being a good horror film, maybe its the handheld camerawork, or maybe its a really solid cast. Sure it relies on some jump scares, but a lot of it is more just mounting creepy imagery, dread and things you see either in a corner or in the background with a set-up and payoff. The hackneyed audio stings are the weakest element and Im way more positive on the 1st half than the second, but I really enjoyed it; its my biggest surprise of the rankings given my expectations.

Tom Nook - This is one of many haunted house type movies on this list, and since I'm doing my write-ups from 30 to 1, this one is where I see things starting to improve among them. This one has potential of many of the higher ranked ones, but it's also brought down a little for reasons that my lower ranked ones are. The praise is that this has a great mood filled with some very creepy scenes, and an eerie and aggressive soundtrack. The movie might go a little reliant on jumpscares at times, but I feel they've mostly earned them because they've done some legit creepy scenes too. The baby monitor scene is one of the best scenes out of these 30 movies; it gives me chills just thinking about it, with the audio and the camera work. The cons for me, come from how out there it gets near the end. It could have used a little more restraint, because it felt like a video game during those later scenes where they go into the other world. But the praises for this movie are high enough that I still think it was a good one overall, even if I disagree with some of the direction it went.

Fortybelowsummer - So this is the one with the guy that also played Ed Warren in The Conjuring, the Scream King Patrick Wilson (no wonder Im not differentiating these well) and the villain that looks kind of like Darth Maul. Its directed by James Wan, who I respect, and he infuses a typical ghost story with own brand of scary. That scene where the demon randomly appears behind the guy as theyre sitting at the table is definitely memorable. I also recall a healthy of dose of super creepy old lady. That wraps up my totally half assed review of this section, but I can say that both Insidious and Sinister have their place as genre and decade defining examples.

Inviso - You know, going into this watchthrough, I couldve sworn Id seen this movie before. Maybe its because I always wind up getting it confused with Sinister and The Conjuring (I KNOW Ive seen at least one of those for sure). But ultimately, this was a perfectly acceptable horror movie. Knowing its from the makers of Paranormal Activity gives me a big appreciation, because at least this film understood pacing, and understood that in a horror movie, you need to actively have things HAPPEN once in a while. I will say the concept is somewhat interesting, almost like if Stephen King wrote a horror movie of this caliber. Really though, although hes iconic for his jump scares, the main demon is rather poorly-designed. He just stands out compared to the legitimate creepiness of the ghosts, and the CGI he utilizes towards the ending renders him completely toothless in terms of his scare factor.

Plasmabeam - The setup led me to believe this was going to be another generic Family vs. Haunted House story, but Insidious turned out to be suspenseful and emotionally resonant. Was surprised to find myself caring about the characters midway through.

What I liked most was how the father was portrayed as a disbelieving jerk for most of the movie. Then we get hit with the revelation that he was nearly possessed as a child. Nice twist.
Not sure how I feel about the ending. Sure, its cool that there was a price paid after the father entered the dream world, but ultimately the ending felt like it was forcing a sequel.

PrinceKaro - So this family moves into a generic spooky house and generic spooky things happen, sort of like if Paranormal Activity had some semblance of a plot and characterization. Then in a rare display of actual intelligence in horror movie characters, the family decides to move out. But whoops, it wasnt the house this time, it was due to their son having sent his own soul to the farplane and his body being haunted by the ghost of Darth Maul. So daddy has to go to hell to get his son back with superpowers that were in his heart all along. Or something.

It is directed competently enough to gain a passable grade, but it doesnt really bring anything new to the table. Haunted houses? Possessed children? Goofy ghost hunters? Weve done that all before.
Indeed, it feels like the premise of the movie changes arbitrarily multiple times, and the narrative relies heavily on creating artificial twists via unfairly misleading scenes, such as the ultimately irrelevant attic hijinks.

Bereft of any real vision, it ends up trying to throw everything at the wall in the hope that something will stick, and nothing really does. It is less insidious and more insipid.

Red13n - Kid goes into a coma except hes not in a comma because he gets up at night and freaks everyone else. But through not coincidence its determined hes astral projecting and inherited it from his dad who was too good at and now they have to go get him back for the astral plane or whatever. Meanwhile the dad gets possessed and murders a character you probably didn't care about anyway. This is a pretty basic and generic horror plot is the best I could describe it, but it also contains a lot of boring.

FFDragon - I once read that this was like the M. Night Shyamalan of horror movies and that has stuck with me.

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/17/22 12:28:12 PM
#329
plasmabeam posted...
Hey Snake... Minor clerical error on your part. For my rankings you listed both The Purge and Girl as #23. I actually had The Purge at #22 and Girl at #23.

That would make my outlier score 37 as of now.

Oops, thank you for pointing that out, it will be reflected in the next update.

Next ranking coming up soon!

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/17/22 12:50:34 AM
#302
So maybe a little hint - I find the next film dropping to be quite a surprise, at least in my eyes.

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/17/22 12:47:13 AM
#301
Johnbobb posted...
also somebody from gauntlet crew acknowledge my wicklebee metropolis joke because I thought it was hilarious

Oh I knew that was referencing something but I wasn't sure what, I had forgotten about that XD

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/17/22 12:41:18 AM
#297
Outlier
Tom Nook: 67
red13n: 60
Snake: 52
PrinceKaro: 44
Suprak: 39
Plasmabeam: 36
FFDragon: 31
Inviso: 29
jcgamer107: 25
fortybelowsummer: 22
rockus: 21
Lightning_Strikes: 17
BetrayedTangy: 15
Johnbobb: 15
thesmark: 15

It's still smooth skating for the most part but some big leaps are starting to make things interesting.

Next ranking up still tomorrow afternoon.

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/17/22 12:35:11 AM
#296
Kinda killed me to rank it as low as I did but this list is just too good god damn it.

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/17/22 12:31:16 AM
#293
Red13n - A girl is actually a vampire or something walks around at night as people make dumb decisions and do drugs. This thing drags like crazy, I'm not sure it really attempts to be scary, and mostly is just kind of boring. There are some drugs sold, it builds like maybe some people are going to get murdered, they mostly don't get murdered, there isn't much monstering, just a lot of slow and boring mixed with more drug selling. Then we end on a road trip because whatever.

Inviso - I hate the fact that, as of the time of this write-up, Ive had to rank this movie at the bottom of my list, because there is some real trash that also deserves a low ranking. But this movie is not a horror film. Its a boring, slice of life drama about some normal guy who is indebted to a drug dealer due to his addict father. There just happens to be a vampire involved. There is nothing scary about this movie, unless youre terrified of long silences and subtitles. I found absolutely no enjoyment or excitement watching this film, and thats 75% of foreign films for me. Sure, you get the occasional My Life as a Zucchini, but mostly, theyre completely different tones and not made to appeal to me as a viewer. Its just too weird, and its trying too hard to be artsy (which maybe thats just Iranian stylebut Breadwinner was actually good, so I dont know). I just didnt like it at all, even if its not objectively awful like some other films Ive ranked low in the past.



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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/17/22 12:30:46 AM
#292
Thesmark - One of two non-English films in our rankings! I Like the look of it. Digital black and white usually looks terrible IMO (one of them was a best picture nominee this year in fact), but the cinematography here actually has some depth and the blacks look good. Sheila Vand says little as the vampire but has a great presence and the romantic elements work surprisingly well for how low-key they are.

Doesnt do anything new with the genre per se, covering a lot of the same thematic ground that many other vampire films have before, but the style is unique, it looks great and has a good vampire character at the center. I didnt love it like some people do, but its still quite good.

Lightning Strikes - Im bad.

This film has one of perhaps the greatest genre descriptions of all time, it is an Iranian Vampire Western Romance. It lives up to this plenty with lots of western inspired atmosphere and more vampire romance than Twilight. Ironically the one part that would be not accurate is the Iranian tag, its an American film shot in American that the language of is Persian.

All that aside, this is a really stylish film with beautiful cinematography. Its themes are very strong, and the girl reverses Irans oppressive state sexism by targetting brutal men. It also has a lot of imagery that is just plain cool - a skateboarding, hijab wearing vampire is not something that I have ever seen before. Most critically the romance works, they have a good chemistry and it shows a relationship between men and women in Bad City that isnt toxic, working as a pleasant contrast to the girls victims. That goes back to the power of the themes. It is not a subtle movie but it is an effective one.

I will say, the movie is quite story-light with very few actual plot beats. You can sum the whole thing up in a sentence. This, despite the clear themes does leave the film sometimes feeling like an exercise in style rather than substance. I do feel that there is a better Iranian but not actually Iranian horror film missing from this list, and thats Under the Shadow which is a terrific piece of filmmaking I would recommend to anybody. With that said, this is still a really good film with scenes that will last long in my thoughts.

4/5

Biggest scare: The first appearance of the fangs is a memorably gory moment.

Rockus - I wish I liked this more but I dont think it ever really came together for me. It does however look great and after the Eggers films is likely the best looking movie in this group. Perhaps I spent too much time trying to get something out of the allegorical aspects of the film and next time should just let myself roll with the vibes. One of the handful of films in the ranking here that I think another viewing could help me better dig into what the movie is doing.

BetrayedTangy - What I find really interesting about AGWHAaN is how the true horror doesnt come from the skateboarding vampire, but from the harsh reality of the world we all live in. Characters like Saeed and Hossein all actually exist and are horrors that tons of people have to deal with in their daily lives. Which brings us to The Girl (Sheila Vand does a wonderful job by the way), she is the one bringing these people to their end. Despite being justified in doing so, she still has to carry the weight of her actions and it makes for a really interesting character. I find it especially interesting how even Arash can understand this after finding out she killed his father. He knew it was necessary if they were ever going to be free. Id also be pretty remiss if I didnt mention the technical aspects. The decision to make the movie black and white is just perfect for setting the depressing atmosphere of Bad City and I cant get over how good it looks. Now as for the low ranking Is it wrong that I think it's boring? I like that Im getting to a point where I can start having more respect and appreciation of film as a whole, but I'd be lying if I said I found this movie entertaining. Im glad I got to see and experience it, but I doubt its something Ill ever watch again.

FFDragon - I'm not one for Vampire movies usually, but this one is unique enough to work.

Johnbobb - Watched this just a few months ago for movie club, so just using my write-up for that.
I'd meant to watch this one for years after hearing nothing but acclaim for it. It's definitely in the weird category of films that I can respect much more than I can enjoy, having an undeniably slow pace and dry demeanor. It reminds me a little of The Love Witch in the way its sleepy tone pairs with its absolute brutality. I'm always down for experimentation with horror tropes and the viewers perception of a movie monster, and the way the film flips its own title (which immediately brings in notions of a woman in danger) is pretty brilliant. I don't know that I would watch it again. I don't know that I even really enjoyed watching it this time? It's films like these that are the hardest to rate fairly, because it is objectively well-shot, well-acted, well-scripted and an excellent concept.

Plasmabeam - Ill probably appreciate this one more after I read others thoughts on it, but AGWHAAN was too artsy for my tastes. That said, the ending (if I interpreted it correctly) is interesting with the protagonist knowing that that vampire killed his father and accepting her despite this.

Tom Nook - This straight up feels like a Jean-Luc Godard film. Particularly Breathless or Band of Outsiders. It's just got all the style of Godard, and it's very obvious if you are familiar with more than a handful of his movies. Now, whether you are actually fond of Godard is another story. Much like every Godard movie, you have the man and woman who mope around in a vaguely criminal setting while eyeing each other for long periods of time. Sometimes something happens. I liked the vampire lady at least, especially when she was in the bathtub. And a lot of the music was good. Also loved a lot of the framing of these shots. It was a nice looking and sounding movie. I just wish I cared more about the story, because I only kind of cared. But that's the spirit of Godard.

Fortybelowsummer - And now the tale of the skateboarding Persian feminist vampire. A lot of the scenes were drawn out and the whole thing felt kind of pretentious. I mean, theres a scene with a woman literally dancing around with a balloon. Sometimes that slow drawn-out effect did lend to some real emotion, though, Ill give it that. The scene where theyre in her room for example was actually pretty mesmerizing and I was really feeling it. The black and white along with some of the backdrops like the power plant gave it a cool atmosphere and the soundtrack was good, even great at times. It just didnt have enough that would allow me to rate it very high.

jcgamer107 - Nothing especially wrong with it, I just found it flat. Im not usually too into vampire stories to begin with, and this didnt do much new with the genre.


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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/17/22 12:29:47 AM
#291
25. A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (304 points)

Why I Chose It: Promoted as the first "Iranian vampire western", A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night represents the creative effort of Ana Lily Amirpour in totally redefining what making a "vampire movie" means. Though technically American-made to avoid censorship in Iran, the film is steeped in Iranian culture, representing a totally unique voice and vision that's wholly different from almost any other horror film in the list or, otherwise, in the decade.

Suprak: 11
Snake: 13
PrinceKaro: 14
thesmark: 14
Lightning Strikes: 15
rockus: 15
BetrayedTangy: 21
FFDragon: 22
Johnbobb: 22
Plasmabeam: 23
Tom Nook: 25
fortybelowsummer: 26
jcgamer107: 27
red13n: 27
Inviso: 29

Suprak - B+
A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night was so good It helped me understand twilight better. Like, sure the main girl here is essentially a serial killer and she eats at least one homeless man so clearly she isnt just killing bad peoplebut shes kinda cute though, right? Like I was actively rooting for the romance in this movie, and Arash/the woman are cute enough together you want them together and just sort of ignore the fact she ate his father during the ending. I feel like horror/romance is a difficult mix to pull off, but it works well here even if overall the film feels a bit light on the horror. The way she keeps following people around, getting closer each time they turn to face her, is somewhat creepy, but theres only so creepy she can be when she spends a lot of the movie riding around on a skateboard and going on dates with Arash.

I will say that I think the film is a bit to artsy for my tastes. It doesnt get in the way too much, but when youre dealing with cutaways of random people dancing for a full thirty seconds that isnt related to the story in anyway, I feel like youre doing a bit too much to be weird. Apparently the director here describes this as the first Iranian vampire western which sounds like a Madlib gone wrong. And maybe it is just because I have absolutely zero interest or knowledge of westerns, but I feel like some of the things I didnt get were references to spaghetti westerns and I just dont have a frame of reference to appreciate them. Im not saying the style is bad and in fact I would say it is a major strength of the film. I really liked the style and direction and even the dedication to black and white. I just feel like they couldve toned down and at times it feels like they focus a bit too much on style at the expense of substance.

Overall though, I thought this was great. I was shocked to find out this was at least partially funded via Indiegogo because it feels incredibly competently made. If anything, I thought maybe the film could be 10-15 minutes longer to help flesh out the relationship between Arash and the girl just a little bit more.

Basically just one more scene between their date and their decision to run away together. Other than that though, I really enjoyed the story here and I thought the script was really strong. It was interesting and funny and charming and I thought there was a lot of heart here, which sort of helps set this one apart from other films on this list. Im not sure I would really recommend this if someone was looking for a horror film per se, but I think it is a thoroughly enjoyable movie with some horror elements and definitely horror inspiration, if that makes sense. I want more movies with vigilante vampires going around and doling out justice one bite at a time, and this is a clever twist on what Ive come to expect from vampire movies.

Snake - A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night perfectly demonstrates what the genre of horror can be, what it can say, what it can represent. The film combines family drama, romance, crime, urban Gothic noir, dystopia, and skateboarding all in cohesive and enriching ways. Its a slice-of-life film where horror lurks silently on the edges of Bad City - a ghost town with landmarks such as the gulch where bodies are unceremoniously dumped and forgotten, and the nightmarish, polluting, long-reaching arms of industry encroaching and invading on the population, omni-present in sight, sound and influence, a constant drone on everyday life feeding on the very spirits of the citizens of Bad City. The black-and-white invokes memories of Dracula and Frankenstein, but their looming castles and clamorous laboratories have been replaced by ever-churning, monolithic oil refineries and thunderous, deafening freight trains for a more mundane type of horror.

Meanwhile, the inhabitants themselves are fed upon with their more metamorphic demons - eaten up by drug abuse and prostitution, controlled by Saeed, a man with all the power and money under his thumb, manipulating and violently lashing out against any who even think to disobey or cheat him. Then, you have the titular Girl - a chador wearing specter of the night, arriving somewhere in the middle of our valleys of the people of our everyday lives and the summits of our unnamed innermost terrors. Shes a feminist anti-hero, soft-spoken as a lamb but fierce as a lion in her taking down of men who would choose to abuse their power and explot women - yet shes not above threatening a child either. In Bad City, there really is no such thing as good or evil, as theres just simply no room for it. Take Arash, who perhaps would like to see things differently. Hes hard-working, cares for his father, indulges in vices but tries not to let them control him - yet he steals a pair of diamond earrings from a wealthy woman hes working for. Hes trying to resist corruption - and he thinks his chance meeting with the Girl is the answer. Their romance is one of understated tenderness, and plays with vampire tropes such as the stake, represented by the Girl piercing her ears - a cute melding of a rom-com scene taking advantage of the classic way to kill a vampire - or the always-great-for-a-gag exposed neck as the Girl struggles to resist biting into Arash. Its in these tropes where the ultimate tragedy of it all is found though - when the Girl eventually feeds on Arashs father after he forces a prostitute to do heroin with him. Its the classic Gothic twist again seen through a new lens, this romance now forever tainted with questions raised, like, was the Girl in the right to do this, is she really helping the women of Bad City, or is she really just a blood-thirsty monster looking for her next feed. In the eyes of Arash - perhaps it doesnt matter. After much turmoil, he leaves with her anyway. Another day of life in Bad City - but now at least, perhaps theres a chance to leave the realities of that world behind and start fresh again.

PrinceKaro - So there is a vampire girl in Iran and she like bites a bunch of people and maybe falls in love with one of them or something.

It is certainly unique, but the story seems unfocused and a little unclear of what it wants to do. Too often it takes detours from the central romance plot to follow random side characters or have everyone dance to weird Persian rave music.

So the girl unwittingly murders her new boyfriend's father, and despite him finding out they still both run off together because daddy was kind of a prick I guess. It's a weird movie.

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/16/22 8:22:22 PM
#258
Yeah people really came out swinging with the write-ups I must say!

I agree with most here that The Purge is more action than horror. But that's okay. Action-horror is still a valid subgenre and The Purge is still very much associated with horror culture.

Theoretically, horror SHOULD have an attempt to be scary. The Purge is a scary concept - ALL crime being legal for one day? It's an unknown that starts to raise questions and problems. I think it fits horror.

The problem is, what scares people varies from individual to individual, as well different generations finding different things scary. Monsters like vampires and werewolves are so ubiquitous now I think you'd be hard pressed to find anyone scared of them now, but the late 1800s-1940s would tell a different story. Horror continues to morph like that - you start to notice now a bigger shift towards the psychological and the aesthetics of horror being played around with. You can have colorful, disarming horror in a game like Doki Doki Literature Club. Horror can practically be found in all corners of media now - look at the biggest thing in culture right now, the MCU, exploring horror in its latest phase even if its films and TV shows aren't exactly The Exorcist. I think ultimately the way I see horror now is more a tool than a concrete genre and it's only just going to keep opening itself to more interesting ideas and concepts as the decade rolls on.

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/16/22 7:56:39 PM
#251
Frankly, I would've been fine if the series ended with The Forever Purge like it was supposed to. That was definitely a miserable time and it feels like the series is spinning its wheels now. At this point, it's only a matter of time before we start to get The Purge: Purgatory (takes place in heaven and hell) and The Space Purge.

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/16/22 7:50:03 PM
#249
Outlier
Tom Nook: 67
red13n: 58
Snake: 40
Plasmabeam: 34
PrinceKaro: 33
FFDragon: 28
Inviso: 25
Suprak: 25
jcgamer107: 23
fortybelowsummer: 21
Johnbobb: 12
rockus: 11
BetrayedTangy: 11
Lightning_Strikes: 7
thesmark: 4

Coincidentally, I wore my Purge t-shirt today.

Next film up tomorrow afternoon (or maybe a surprise third ranking!)

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/16/22 7:44:18 PM
#247
Suprak - C-
This is almost right around that good spot for fun dumb that couldve made it special. Like, this is not at all a good movie. There are thing here I liked, but overall it just doesnt quite get what it was going for. I actually do like the premise behind the Purge films. I saw the first one a while ago and thought oh thats kinda interesting and then didnt watch any of the 27 sequels because honestly you kinda get all you need from one of these. I wasnt particularly interested in the Purge cinematic universe and I was fine not visiting the franchise again if not for this topic. And after seeing the sequelIm still not in any hurry here to continue the series.

The strength of this film is the premise, and I like the idea of this sort of dystopian society fueled by one day of violence. You get elements of The Warriors and Madworld and Hunger Games and The Lottery and that sort of thing. A society fueled by targeted violence and all the implications of that world. I like the set up here, and I like some of the stuff around the periphery. The gang that going around and following them, the little glimpses of what the rich are doing, that crazy woman screaming on the roof of the building, that banker that got hung upI feel like this couldve been a fun world for a film like this to explore. I dont really get horror vibes (especially with the fucking Punisher running around with them) but sort of a horror tinted action film. And I think with a better execution, this couldve definitely been a worthwhile watch.

But thats not what this is. This is like eight different kinds of dumb all mushed together all at once. I wasnt uninterested Ill give the movie that. I was rolling my eyes a lot but I was still watching. Still, part of the appeal of the first one was this true sense of danger. You arent safe in your own home and you are helpless because of this weird government program. The first movie was dumb for its own reasons, but I at least felt like there was some tension. I didnt even have that here because The Punisher shows up and starting Punisher-ing all over the place. Dude is an ex-cop and based on whats going on in the film, the specific type of cop he was was one of those army surplus tanks that wished he was a real boy and turned into a human. I have a hard time in a horror movie when theres a borderline superhero running around, and this is a movie much more interested in being an action one than a horror one. That whole final action scene is terrible for anything other than revenge porn. Yeah, youre cheering because the rich snobs are dying, but maybe dont put your big climatic action film of a dude weve seen take on an actual army against like four old dudes and a couple of girls with swords. And all in the dark! It was like that one episode of Game of Thrones where I was like well this might look cool if I could actually see what is going on.

OH and remember the scene where the dude from Midnight Mass is like Im sorry and I love you and ARGH ARGH ARH IM SHOT because one of the weird rich cults security guards shows up to shoot him 16 times and no one else once? I actually laughed out loud in that scene. Thats like a scene theyd show in a filmmaking class and then ask the students ok what is wrong in this scene and then everyone would go I think the director was suffering from a concussion. There are a lot of dumb things like this in this movie, and I know these sort of movies can kind of live in that territory at times, but here theres just too much. The group of fun masked men going just kidding were just here to grab whoever we can for rich people and not being total psychopaths? Like what the hell even was the point of all of this, other than the very obvious hey these guys would look super cool on the promotional posters but we cant think of a way to write them into the larger story were trying to tell here. Like I knew those masked men like seven years later from seeing them from the ads way back when, so obviously they made the impression. But their role here is super silly and doesnt make a ton of sense.

Overall I think the biggest problem here is this is a dumb movie that is trying to be smart. The first one was dumb, but I didnt really get the impression it was going for much else. This one is like OH AND THERES A GOVERNMENT PROGRAM TARGETING POOR PEOPLE and they mush that on top of too many other conflicting storylines. So you have the main character going for his revenge and the couple fighting with each other and the government vans hunting people down thrown on top of the set piece here of a city going crazy with legalized violence. But you dont really get into that. You have Michael Kenneth Willaims popping up on tv occasionally to say why this is bad for poor people, but his only real role in this movie is to show up to save them from the army in this really dumb way to bail them out of the hole they wrote themselves into. It seems like it wants to take on this new sort of insight and have some sort of deeper meaning, but the writing here is so bad that they cant really put it off. Ultimately, you just have a dumb, watchable movie that completely fails as a horror film and barely pulls of a c-tier action film.

Fortybelowsummer - I had always put off watching the Purge movies because I thought the premise was pretty dumb. Watching this one didnt really do anything to change my mind. There was some decent action and Punisher guy and black revolutionary guy were cool enough. The social commentary and the rich and powerful are evil trope (that will be making appearances throughout the list) were presented with a ham-handedness that you would expect from something produced by Michael Bay. The sad (and scary) thing is that this isnt as far from satire as one would hope. You can bet there would be plenty of people out there purging if this were made real, and thats the scariest thing of all.

PrinceKaro - In the dark dystopian future of sometime next year, the government sanctions a yearly anarchic 'purge' to cull the weak and release everyone's darkest desires for a single day.
I found the concept of a day without laws fascinating, but man, the way they present it here is just so completely fucking stupid. Seriously, 12 hours without law enforcement is not going to turn half the population into weird-ass Mad Max motherfuckers with dune buggies and flamethrowers rolling through the city in a murderous rampage. This idiocy is like what goes through the head of a Republican whenever they hear the phrase 'defund the police'.

Anyway, our protagonists are are a group of people who are caught outside during the purge, and they have to find their way to safety mostly on foot because their cars keep conveniently breaking down. All characters are underdeveloped and/or cliched and it is hard to form a connection to any of them.

We are left with a movie that takes a good idea and stumbles badly, promptly falling down five flights of stairs while slamming its crotch hard into every bannister on the way down.
If you are looking for something that needs purging, how about Michael Bay from the production of any more horror movies. Or movies in general, really.

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
Snake5555555555
05/16/22 7:43:18 PM
#246
Lightning Strikes - Profit-making is not the essence of democracy.

The first Purge film (that is, the original Purge movie, not the film The First Purge) has to be one of the biggest let-downs in mainstream film history. It had such an intriguing premise and was pitched as a small, festival arthouse horror film not intended for a wide release, and what we got was a generic home invasion film that only had the titular Purge as a backdrop nothing more. This on the other hand, is the film that one should have been.

The best thing about this film is that it really uses its premise to full effect leaving no conceptual stone unturned. It not just shows you what life would be like during the purge in the moment, but also somewhat surprisingly explores the socioeconomic and class elements of the concept, reflecting on our own world as it does this. Overall the film has a surprisingly radical outlook for a Hollywood production although that is not to say it is radical by a general standard. Its more that this film obviously has something to say about class struggle and the effects of capitalism which, given that its a huge business, you obviously dont see very often in mainstream films.

One thing that makes writing about this film slightly difficult here is that it is not really a horror film, it is rather an action film. There are horror elements to be sure, and it is a sequel to a horror film, but it really keeps its focus on the action throughout. With that said the action is competently blocked and shot and is headed up by a really well-fitting lead in a very rugged Frank Grillo, all of which along with the setting makes it a darker, grittier take on your typical action fare. This is not the greatest film I have seen in terms of its action, story, or social commentary but it is an effective thriller that set what easily could have been a frankly dreadful horror franchise of repetitive thrillers into a fun one with more to say than you would think.

3/5

Biggest scare: This is not a scary film, but the scen indoors with the family where a domestic argument spirals out of control into murder and a firefight is pretty effectively disturbing.

Jcgamer107 - Luckily for me this was the one Purge movie I had seen. I dont have much to say about it - decent social commentary and better than the original, from the sound of it. I wanna say there was a dude just pointing a chain gun out the back of a truck, that was pretty cool.

Johnbobb - Just gonna start by saying the sound mixing in this movie is godawful. My version didn't have subtitles, which made watching this difficult, not because the entire film was in German like Fritz Lang's 1927 masterpiece Metropolis, but because characters talk so quietly that if I turned up the tv loud enough to hear anybody, then it would blow out my speakers the moment any of the overpumped gunfights started. Anyway this was better than the first purge or The First Purge and WAY better than The Forever Purge but that's not a super high bar.

Side point: The purge in itself as a concept is political by its very nature. That's unavoidable. But holy shit do the writers not understand subtlety or subtext or even the point they're trying to make

Ruckus - A little disappointed with this. Though I didnt have very high expectations in the first
place so maybe I shouldnt be. One thing I can give it credit for is actually trying to get
something out of its over-the-top concept. The first film wastes a lot of potential by
mostly being a straightforward home invasion film and uses the purge as a reason to set
it off, but never really explores it all that thoroughly. So credit to Anarchy for at least
embracing it a lot better. That said, it really just spreads itself too thin on characters (it
really could just cut the couple with the car that breaks down and itd be a lot better for
it) and gains nothing by withholding information about Grillos motivations. Just tell us
what he wants to do for the purge, it would both make it easier to invest in him as a
character and make his choices to help others while hes running out of time more
dramatically interesting. Overall, I wanted to like this more but even when it gets going
it isnt really shot or cut all that well, and particularly the climax at the auction, and a lot
of it seems like throwing a bunch of ideas out and seeing what sticks. It puts little effort
into any of its politics as well but I guess thats kind of a nonstarter anyway so easy to
not care much about them either way in the end.

Thesmark - My first Purge movie. Reading a summary of the 1st movie, that sounds like a total waste of a solid concept, the least interesting thing you could do with it; a group of people caught downtown in a big city on purge night is the obvious story and thats what we get here. This Purge molded the series into what it would become from what Ive heard: an explicit commentary on class, race and the rise of fascism & gun fetishism in the US. Thats a good direction for the series to go (at least one with purpose and something to say), but the execution is meh. Frank Grillo has never done anything for me and none of the other people here do anything to lift the material their given-it should have done more to flesh out the main characters beyond their one thing (or make them really fun like Escape from New York), and if not that, then really ratchet up the tension within the group or put them under an even more claustrophobic, intense, constant assault. Some of the extremely heavy-handed class elements towards the end are kind of fun for as broad as they are, but overall its just alright.

FFDragon - It's a purge film alright.

BetrayedTangy - One of the things I love the most about the horror genre is the huge variety in subgenres. Theres so many to choose from and they all have some great movies to watch.. Unfortunately for The Purge, Action-Horror is probably my least favorite. Theres not enough of a spooky atmosphere or scares and the action set pieces are always super basic or too short to be any fun. Its like for the entirety of the film I was waiting for something really cool to happen and before I knew it the movie was just kinda over. That being said at least there was nothing in here that I thought was necessarily bad, its just that there was nothing really good either. Except Frank Grillo as the sergeant that is, he was pretty cool, but thats about it.


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