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TopicFormer CNN news anchor Bernard Shaw dead at 82
Pastryarchy
09/09/22 6:37:42 PM
#6
Wait CNN is right wing now?

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TopicHow would you feel if they casted an Asian actor for Wolverine?
Pastryarchy
09/07/22 5:09:17 PM
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if they casted an Asian actor for Wolverine

Might as well.

Canonically the character is supposed to be a 5'3" beefed up roid stack and yet 6'3" beanpole Hugh Jackman was a commercial success for the role.

Lots of jacked Asian guys who could fill the suit and look intimidating.

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TopicMarvel Studios rumored to have signed Henry Cavill, John Boyega, Denzel, &..
Pastryarchy
09/07/22 3:48:56 PM
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Xethuminra posted...
Denzel Doom?
lmao I would love to see that. And he's an actor who could actually make it work.

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TopicWhat do you think about white Americans moving to Mexico City?
Pastryarchy
09/06/22 10:39:16 PM
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What about American migrants moving there who are not white?

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TopicWelp, couple's therapy just took the turn I feared
Pastryarchy
09/06/22 10:36:40 PM
#20
Just take it as a sign she's not the one to marry.

Plenty of married couples dread the day they have to consider counseling. To already be at that stage unmarried is like the universe taking a shit on your shoe with a neon message attached saying "Why are you still here? BAIL THE FUCK OUT NOW ".

That's not hyperbole. That's reason and self preservation.


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TopicAmber Heard
Pastryarchy
09/06/22 10:07:23 PM
#10
Well you know she's into scat.

What she doesn't dump on the bed comes out of her mouth.

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TopicHow many Pinocchio commercials have you seen in the past week?
Pastryarchy
09/06/22 8:40:54 PM
#8
I don't watch TV anymore and haven't seen very many ads for the flick online.

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TopicJennifer Lawrence: "I get paid less because I have a vagina."
Pastryarchy
09/06/22 8:36:05 PM
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She's privileged incarnate bitching about someone else having similar privilege.
The grand majority of human beings will never accumulate anywhere near her wealth or status, including the majority of men.

Her profession is also in the entertainment market. Star power and chosen roles dictate those paychecks. If someone with a dick negotiates better and attracts more consumers, can't really fix it in that field. Equity was never part of the equation. Fame and motivation of consumers is. At elite levels there's no way to make that arena ethically "fair". Popularity rules.

Some male megastars reach high success because their appeal reaches both female AND male demographics. Jenn Lawrence has no shortage of popularity with male consumers, particularly in regards to her looks. That charm is not as big of a selling point with female consumers and her acting is not exactly irreplaceable.

If more women as consumers helped promote her as a favored icon and persuaded more men to support her work, there could be a shift. Statistically, she's SOL on that one. Female consumers are less likely to pay to see actresses like Lawrence. And activist takes like this article are actually NOT strong motivators with consumers regardless of sex. Some women will actually roll their eyes whenever they hear another pampered Hollywood bombshell whine about gender pay inequity in a field where she's still more privileged than 95% of the world.

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TopicEverytime I whip my dick out to pee, I think of Harambe
Pastryarchy
09/06/22 6:23:16 AM
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omg you do that too?

#Neva4getHarambe

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TopicTim Tebow waited until marriage.
Pastryarchy
09/04/22 1:15:46 PM
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Tim Tebow waited until marriage.
If you believe that, I got a few bridges to sell to you.

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TopicEggs. How do you like them cooked?
Pastryarchy
09/04/22 1:14:50 PM
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Love me some scrambled or deviled eggs.

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TopicWhy can Mario breath underwater but not Sonic?
Pastryarchy
09/03/22 12:53:30 AM
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Sonic clearly lacks the buoyancy and lung compacity of an Italian.

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Topic2 Rats Fighting to the Death in a Trash Can
Pastryarchy
09/02/22 8:23:33 PM
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They're not just fighting to the death.

The loser is a meal.

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TopicAre there people who want just sex and no relationship?
Pastryarchy
09/02/22 6:16:00 AM
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tremain07 posted...
Are there people who want just sex and no relationship?
Yes, there are people who only want that type of arrangement. It's been a thing for centuries.

Isn't that lonely
Results may vary. It's not innately lonely for every individual, particularly those who just want to hook up, period.

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TopicWhat changes when a woman turns 25 for Leonardo DiCaprio to dump them?
Pastryarchy
09/02/22 5:47:08 AM
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It's not much of a mystery.

The man has stated himself that one of the primary reasons he's broken up with prior younger girlfriends is because they tend to make it clear they want to settle down after the age of 25. He's made it clear he's not interested in that level of investment.

So these young women are still choosing to get with him for a while knowing that he's not planning to settle down. The public knows this, literally memes about this. Also keep in mind that the level of women who could catch his eye could get plenty of other men instead, yet they choose him despite the infamous rumors.

He's like the embodiment of "don't hate the playa, hate the game ". There's no game if the women stop wanting to play. Doesn't matter if he approaches them first or vice versa, they said yes. They're to blame for their own losses when they don't snag a ring from him. Like this is so well known at this point, I would not be surprised to hear that some of these young women (knowing the trend) used Dicaprio as a vehicle to try and get famous themselves. And he was down with it. Neither party is a victim.

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TopicTIL - Ivy League Schools used to take mandatory nude photos of students
Pastryarchy
08/27/22 10:30:56 PM
#6
Why?

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TopicNothing is worse than being called incompetent by a customer
Pastryarchy
08/26/22 9:08:30 PM
#17
Nothing is worse than being called incompetent by a customer
The funny part is the relatively commonality that they themselves are projecting.

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TopicNetflix cancels Resident Evil series
Pastryarchy
08/26/22 9:03:29 PM
#57
I admit I forgot there was a series on Netflix. I just didn't care to watch.

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Topic"She-Hulk" is now the lowest scored MCU Show on IMDB
Pastryarchy
08/25/22 6:31:12 PM
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Despite the awkward feminist takes within the show, even women are dunking on the first episode's poor writing, especially female commentators who are comic consumers themselves.

A She-Hulk series including a dash of pro feminism could work when well presented. This missed that mark and a notable portion of the viewer criticism is calling that out in various ways. They're not all bots; some of the complaints are valid. The show writers simply need to dial down the Bechdel testing while putting a higher priority on constructive storytelling and character growth. She-Hulk learning how to overcome the obstacles of her knew transformative powers could have been an ongoing subplot developing other support characters as well, including Bruce Banner as a mentor. It's a golden opportunity to show a protagonist's trials and perseverance over time into becoming something stronger, which She-Hulk had to do within the comics. It's also prime material for a show categorized as a comedy because not every trial is easy and the character is known for her sassy takes on life. The show's writers, however, decided to forgo that in the first episode and just make Jennifer Walters a blackbelt in Hulking. It's boring and lazy writing.

All I can say further is I hope the series redeems itself from it's shoddy introduction. I would like to see the character of She-Hulk on the big screen someday because she's actually written entertainingly. This rendition so far is not giving me much hope.

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TopicIG model suing after winning the lotto
Pastryarchy
08/25/22 5:51:29 PM
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She's not the first winner to try to file a suit like this. There have been others before without success.

The typical argument of the plaintiffs was the advertised winning announcements basically put a target on the winners' backs attracting solicitors, con artists, extortionists, and even thugs looking for a ransom. However, giving legitimacy to any of these suits would simply lead to ticket producers including a label of warning of said risks and including company protections against further suits via purchase agreement.

It's a potential scam winners could pull, but like I said none of those suits have succeeded. And the industry will quickly close any further loopholes.

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TopicA friend is naming her son Ryatt (pronounced Riot)
Pastryarchy
08/23/22 12:20:16 AM
#39
Trickfinger posted...
This post is an example of overthinking something that doesn't affect you at all.
So is yours.

Sorry for butting into your territory. I'll leave it to an expert like you.


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TopicA friend is naming her son Ryatt (pronounced Riot)
Pastryarchy
08/23/22 12:11:14 AM
#35
A friend is naming her son Ryatt (pronounced Riot)
Which would be ironically uncreative for an edgy name choice.

It's like giving your character a provocative name in a console game only to find out you're like player #239487 bragging about using the same name.

What's funnier is people have already legally named their child Ryatt before without any relation to the word "riot", which diminishes the novelty of the name even further. It's one of those examples of trying to be unique to the point you're not.

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TopicAny of you here have any interest in the wnba?
Pastryarchy
08/20/22 12:41:02 PM
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Most women are not interested in the WNBA...

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TopicCrazy woman with a flat tire tried to outrun the police with a child in the car
Pastryarchy
08/16/22 1:54:22 PM
#4
Glad someone stepped up and told that idiot that she endangered the child during the whole incident along with almost killing people.

Unfortunately, in the States there's a very real possibility she will get a lighter sentence than if a male perp did this. Because gender privilege due to court bias...

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TopicSome guys on Tinder <_<
Pastryarchy
08/16/22 3:40:55 AM
#3
Okay, whenever a person's profile states they're witty, charming, graceful, entertaining, patient, empathetic, and open minded...always expect the opposite.

It's the calling card of a narcissist.
And they're mentally incapable of being those last 3 things. What a catch...

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TopicIs Sanji from One Piece transphobic?
Pastryarchy
08/16/22 2:03:02 AM
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Basically, yes.

Like I don't even care either way, the numbers just add up on it.
It's one of the running gags the writers gave him.

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TopicThis bear is high AF
Pastryarchy
08/15/22 8:42:21 PM
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All it was missing was a hat and a beer.

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TopicEat mor torchic
Pastryarchy
08/14/22 1:44:09 PM
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Now I'm hungry for beef and chicken.

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TopicSouth Carolina woman killed by flying umbrella at the beach
Pastryarchy
08/14/22 1:43:13 PM
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Some umbrellas are just javelins wearing skirts.

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TopicDavid Letterman was a savage in the 80s.
Pastryarchy
08/14/22 1:36:25 PM
#17
David Letterman was a savage in the 80s.
Well he could be. It was the 80s.

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TopicWhy does Wesker seem to hate Chris so much more than Jill?
Pastryarchy
08/13/22 8:41:19 PM
#8
Women AND men wanted that Chris cake.

Zombie artists were the only ones wanting another slice of Wesker.

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TopicWho the FUCK is Andrew Tate
Pastryarchy
08/13/22 12:48:29 PM
#9
Who the FUCK is Andrew Tate
I don't know, but I'm sure he appreciates the free advertising.

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TopicBreona Taylor died over a housing development scam that police were complicit in
Pastryarchy
08/13/22 12:29:15 PM
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That all sounds horribly unethical.

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TopicSo I went shopping with a girl and held the side of the cart while she pushed it
Pastryarchy
08/13/22 12:23:55 PM
#10
gbagcn posted...
She didn't say anything but she seemed uncomfortable. Was it wrong of me to touch her cart?
The rule is you have to buy her drinks first and get consent before touching her cart.

like wtf brah

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TopicRise in lonely single men
Pastryarchy
08/13/22 12:18:31 PM
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Big difference between:
  • men who are single yet are still getting their social and intimate quotas satisfied (single but occasionally dating)
  • and men who spend most of their time single and hate it due to a lack of intimacy or sexual conquest.


The latter need to take a que from the former, because the latter made the mistake of defining a chunk of their identity on always having a partner in order to qualify as a respectable man. They made that aspect TOO personal and integral to their self image. They got fed self destructive Kool Aide from an impressionable young age and grew up thinking they couldn't exist as a real man without a woman somewhere hanging off them. They were lead to put way too much stock in the opinions of other men and women perpetuating said toxic standards.

A woman can still be a healthy fulfilled woman without a man.
By the same chord, a man can still be a healthy fulfilled man without a woman.
Relationships are ideal, but both sexes can still function fine without obsessing over the other.

We're living in a century where being single does not equate to being a virgin or celibate. It's literally a norm now in which both women and men can figure out how to benefit with it. Marriage is no longer the norm in much of the western world and people looking for companionship need to adapt in order to find satisfying alternatives to outdated approaches. This isn't news. Clickbait articles like this present a charade of concern for views. Much of the same points could be said of lonely single women in other articles and has, yet it's often posed as a crisis of victimhood rather than failure despite following practically the same formula.

If you're a young man trying to advance your life comfortably in this decade, focus on yourself as a primary. Don't be afraid to turn down what you know is a raw deal. Don't give stock to critics who shame you for thinking about your own welfare first as a single person. It's the same thing I would tell a daughter.

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TopicKiller Moth revealed in canceled Batgirl movie
Pastryarchy
08/12/22 6:05:11 PM
#13
I prefer the version that got mutated into an actual killer moth. He went from weenie Z-lister into a giant rampaging bug. That was interesting.

This live action "adaption" just seems like they took an extra and slapped the name (and tattoo) on him to say a particular DC villain would make an appearance. Boring.

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TopicMichelle Branch arrested for physically abusing her husband
Pastryarchy
08/12/22 4:28:01 PM
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Heavy_D_Forever posted...
She deleted it very quickly lol
Quite a few women would have told her not to post that shit online anyway. Instead of just close people in their circle, now everybody knows...

It's such a stupid impulse people have these days.

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Topiccan someone explain to me the appeal of twitch chat
Pastryarchy
08/08/22 1:59:05 AM
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Don't know, don't use it. All I've heard is a bunch of drama happens on it.

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TopicPolice are looking for a Bradley Cooper lookalike who stole from Home Depot.
Pastryarchy
08/06/22 2:21:24 PM
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A centuries old theory is everyone has clones somewhere. Pride just blinds us from seeing it and gives us a shock when we do.

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TopicWhy is 'cross-dressing' only a thing for men?
Pastryarchy
08/05/22 8:14:14 PM
#20
Flockaveli posted...
Only men are the ones saying those articles of clothing are for women.
This is false.

There's plenty of women who will criticize another woman for "dressing too manly " or "butch", especially women who pride themselves on expensive fashion like Gucci. With formal exceptions, men's clothing is comparatively cheaper on average.

It's also not rare for a woman with a habit of dressing masculine to be accused by other women of being envious of men or trying to be one.

Men have very little to do with this phenomena.
Women can display discriminating tribalistic opinions too.

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TopicChristina Ricci: "Johnny Depp taught me what gay was"
Pastryarchy
08/05/22 8:00:37 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
I'm just confused why Winona Ryder would call up Johnny Depp for the purpose of explaining homosexuality to a child.
He's commented on social elements like that before without it ending in riots after his head. Wouldn't surprise me if he was also talented at explaining it without hitting someone over the head with rainbows. On the other hand, some other people don't feel as confident to bluntly explain a sensitive topic like that to a child, but will at least attempt to hand it off to someone they know who can. Both reactions are reasonable.

Kids who don't get satisfactory answers will seek them somewhere else anyway. Better the explanation comes from people conscientious about the child's welfare and careful about the answer instead of some slob who just completely sends a horrifyingly morbid impression that gives the kid nightmares.

Famous people are fucking weird.
This is also true.

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TopicCan you marry your cousin in your state/country?
Pastryarchy
08/04/22 8:00:22 PM
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Oh sure, it's fine just because Italy does it.

If Italy married it's cousin and jumped off a bridge, would you do it too...?

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TopicHBO Max expected to layoff 70% of its employees
Pastryarchy
08/04/22 7:55:08 PM
#205
My only concern is how this might deep six the Harley Quinn series, a spoof I found surprisingly entertaining. The team producing it now really know how to get it done. If another studio picked the show up, I would miss the chemistry of the current voice cast too much to continue watching.

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TopicWNBA star Brittney Griner sentenced to 9 years in prison by Russian court
Pastryarchy
08/04/22 7:37:24 PM
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BlueTigerLion posted...
She went to Russia because WNBA players dont make enough in the US and have to go overseas to make more.
They make more than a livable wage in the US. Saying they "have to " is an overstatement.

Professional NBA players make considerably more because consumers (men and women) believe NBA players are considerably more entertaining and worth higher ticket prices. Why? Ask them. Plenty of social media content with women stating why they're big fans of men's professional basketball, but not as interested in the women's league.

One way for WNBA players to get paid more for performance is convince more women to support the sports league as consumers. Good luck with that. Female sports addicts have existed for decades, yet they have a higher tendency to watch male professional sports instead. And they'll tell you why.

No hate on Griner for chasing green where she can get it, but any claims of a seasoned WNBA player being entitled to the same pay as seasoned NBA players while bringing in a fraction of the ticket sales are ridiculous and pure grift. Consumers have spoken.

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TopicWNBA star Brittney Griner sentenced to 9 years in prison by Russian court
Pastryarchy
08/04/22 7:07:42 PM
#3
For possession?

Like damn, don't go to Russia.
And when you do, leave those America expectations at home. Could very well save your life...

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TopicWhat would you do if you came face to face with a Bear?
Pastryarchy
08/04/22 5:17:43 PM
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LMAO @ those comics

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TopicWill Smith posts emotional apology video for Oscars slap
Pastryarchy
07/29/22 7:23:16 PM
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LightningAce11 posted...
Even Chris rock doesnt care about this whole incident, we should move past it like he has.
LMAO Will Smith is crazy rich, he'll be fine.
He should be more concerned about who's sitting beside him and what she's saying.

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