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TopicEpisode 5 completely changed my opinion of Kenobi
divot1338
06/18/22 12:36:53 PM
#19
The bit where Vader learns from his padawan training ass whooping and uses it against Reva was great.

The end where Kenobi uses a second ship as a ruse to trick a more powerful force user who has them completely trapped was fantastic.

Vader may be a Sith now but he will forever be Kenobis padawan.

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TopicWhat type of berries are these?
divot1338
06/18/22 12:31:39 PM
#16
Payzmaykr posted...
>_>

Can I eat them or not, guys?
If you dont know what they are theyre

divot1338 posted...
Poisonous.


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TopicWhat type of berries are these?
divot1338
06/18/22 12:28:38 PM
#9
Poisonous.

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TopicHave you ever kissed a girl on the lips?
divot1338
06/18/22 12:27:08 PM
#16
Lost_All_Senses posted...
XD. Nice. I vaguely remember what that tag is about. My memory is poop
Me too.

Memories fade. Scars heal. Tags are forever.

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TopicThe President has fallen
divot1338
06/18/22 12:23:44 PM
#17
CARRRNE_ASADA posted...
Fox news will have a field day with this. The worst incident in presidential history since Obama's tan suit.

Wait...didnt Fox News ripped on Obama for riding bicycles cause it wasnt manly?
If I remember correctly he ate shit on a bike a couple of times.

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TopicHave you ever kissed a girl on the lips?
divot1338
06/18/22 12:21:22 PM
#14
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I never actually slept around, I was quite reserved there. But in my earlier years I definitely was a mouth whore.

I did a 4 way kiss with 3 girls before. I played it funny and darted my tongue around all crazy. I can't even tell you how the situation presented itself. I just remember it happening. I don't even remember if I instigated it or if my....cousins gf did. Don't judge me. It was different times.
You continue to be the most accurately tagged user on this site. Kudos.

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TopicDid You Know? If you find an indigenous man with a bow on a Tootsie Roll Pop
divot1338
06/18/22 11:58:01 AM
#3
Indigenous to where?

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TopicHave you ever kissed a girl on the lips?
divot1338
06/18/22 11:29:11 AM
#3
Which lips?

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Topic"I prefer games on disc because I can play them offline"
divot1338
06/18/22 11:27:11 AM
#37
*inserts disc*

*console copies disc to hard drive before allowing you to play it*

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TopicHow defibrillators were invented.
divot1338
06/18/22 11:19:59 AM
#3
Doctor 1: This man is unable to maintain an erection!

Doctor 2: Did you try and jiggle the cord back and forth?

Doctor 1: Hmmmm.

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TopicWould you date a girl with a broad back
divot1338
06/18/22 11:13:20 AM
#6
Never call chicks broads.

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TopicShe rudely sits right next to you and says ''Hey cutie''
divot1338
06/18/22 11:04:20 AM
#2
That seat is already taken. Let me clear a place for you to sit down.

*wipes upper lip*

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TopicC/D having a big beautiful booty is more impressive den having nice big boobs
divot1338
06/18/22 11:02:59 AM
#4
Tits eventually sag.

At least there are exercises that can be done to keep that ass tight.

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TopicSo I just found out my idiot father is currently a wanted fugitive.
divot1338
06/18/22 10:07:18 AM
#31
United_World posted...
I would, but it sounds like he's out on bail now. What's funny is, the last time I was around him last year, he was telling people he was a cop even though the only work I ever witnessed him doing were security and landscaping gigs. I know he lost his job more than once, and the last time was because he used excessive force and broke some kid's arm. But it's nice to get the confirmation here that he hasn't been an actual cop since 2013.

I also want to point out that he has a crapload of guns at his home and he sells them to people that he would literally meet at the gun range on the very same day. I'm not sure what the legality of that is, but he would get extra defensive when I question him about it. He gave me his email for an unrelated reason, which uses an odd fake name, and if I search that email in Google it traces it to the gun forums that he visits to buy/sell guns.
Call into that radio show when he makes a point about parenting.

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TopicElon Musk crying about TikTok. Saying it is destroying civilization
divot1338
06/17/22 10:41:14 PM
#39
https://youtube.com/shorts/0jan533aMH0

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TopicHow Can You Tell If You Are A TERRIBLE KISSER?
divot1338
06/17/22 10:27:29 PM
#4
Ask your mom.

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TopicAustria Offers 1000 Euros in Cash to Calm Inflation Discontent
divot1338
06/17/22 10:23:05 PM
#3
Printing too much money is literally one of the causes of inflation.

Nice job, Austria. You played yourself.

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TopicRay Fisher got fired so quickly. But Ezra Miller?
divot1338
06/17/22 10:18:06 PM
#14
pegusus123456 posted...
I feel bad for WB tbh. They have an entire movie that's more-or-less done and their main actor goes completely off the fucking deep end. I can't imagine many situations in which a single person has thrown more money down the toilet than this motherfucker.
They should just release it. Its not that hard to separate an actor from the character.

And if its too much for some people, they can not watch.

But like you said, the movie is done already.

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TopicElon Musk crying about TikTok. Saying it is destroying civilization
divot1338
06/17/22 10:04:42 PM
#31
MedeaLysistrata posted...
We need to know what Kevin Sorbo boogie2988 and Elon Musk are doing at all times
If the first two buy private planes I know a guy with an automated twitter profile that can do that, no problem.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ElonJet

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TopicSo I just found out my idiot father is currently a wanted fugitive.
divot1338
06/17/22 9:59:26 PM
#27
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Isnt that an acidwashed jean jacket?

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TopicThe perfect girl but she looks like Little Cindy Lou Who
divot1338
06/17/22 9:54:30 PM
#1
https://youtube.com/shorts/TOjLbAapTeI?feature=share

Thank her for her service, CE.

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TopicWhen I was in this uber last night the windows got all foggy
divot1338
06/17/22 9:30:12 PM
#7
There was a ghost in the Uber with you obviously.

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TopicSo I just found out my idiot father is currently a wanted fugitive.
divot1338
06/17/22 9:24:13 PM
#14
United_World posted...
Just for kicks

https://i.imgur.com/fm2ALqK.jpg
What a weirdo.

Is he giving people who hate MTG the bird or is he flipping off the MTG campaign poster (badly)?

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TopicThis album has a very amusing cover art
divot1338
06/17/22 9:22:05 PM
#3
The greatest album cover of all time is Chocolate and Cheese by Ween.

Front cover:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/7/AAXm8_AADWoN.jpg

Back cover:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/8/AAXm8_AADWoO.jpg

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TopicElon Musk crying about TikTok. Saying it is destroying civilization
divot1338
06/17/22 9:19:30 PM
#8
Elon Musk should try to buy Tiktok and lose a third of his fortune again.

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TopicWould you put out on da 1st date with dis fat chick?
divot1338
06/17/22 9:11:32 PM
#9
knightmarexx posted...
I'd tell her my secret to burning 2000 calories in 20 minutes.

Forgetting to take the brownies out of the oven.
Cocaine?

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TopicWould you put out on da 1st date with dis fat chick?
divot1338
06/17/22 9:03:34 PM
#2
Big girls need love too.

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TopicSo I just found out my idiot father is currently a wanted fugitive.
divot1338
06/17/22 9:01:22 PM
#12
You cant choose your parents. Unfortunately.

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TopicMiles Morales is now THOR?
divot1338
06/17/22 8:58:27 PM
#80
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Rhyming lowkey with Loki is about on par with Rick Ross rhyming Atlantic with Atlantic.

I guess they cant all be gems.

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TopicNo body says die/died anymore. It's unbelievable.
divot1338
06/17/22 8:21:29 PM
#17
Goonies never say die.

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Topichas U-Haul released an official statement yet?
divot1338
06/17/22 8:17:19 PM
#25
gunplagirl posted...
That's the second most famous but there's the term "uhaul lesbian" for a reason.
lol Jenny Hagel had a bit about that on Late Night with Seth Meyers the day after the Patriot Front thing.

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Topichas U-Haul released an official statement yet?
divot1338
06/17/22 7:32:44 PM
#18
Pretty sure it would just be the same statement made by the makers of Tiki torches after the Unite the Right rally.

We do not support anyone who misuses out products in this way.

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TopicHouston vs. Atlanta.
divot1338
06/17/22 7:29:55 PM
#13
DarthAragorn posted...
what the actual fuck
I know.

That should be something I say about my great grandfather.

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TopicHouston vs. Atlanta.
divot1338
06/17/22 7:18:49 PM
#11
Robot2600 posted...
As someone from Louisiana, I admit that I refuse to stop in Mississippi when driving to Florida, Alabama, or Atlanta.

One time I stopped in Mississippi to pee. Never again.

Was actually like Fallout 3.

(Biloxi doesn't count as Mississippi).
I was in Mississippi visiting relatives on the day they ratified the thirteenth amendment abolishing slavery.

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TopicHouston vs. Atlanta.
divot1338
06/17/22 6:00:40 PM
#5
Robot2600 posted...
Houston is the best city in the worst State.
Clearly youve not spent a lot of time in Mississippi.

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TopicDo you think Donald Trump should get life in prison or the death penalty?
divot1338
06/17/22 5:43:13 AM
#72
NocturneD85 posted...
Forced isolation on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere?
Guantanamo or Elba?

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TopicDMs, ever had a fight on your hands?
divot1338
06/16/22 8:26:31 PM
#6
That would have been awesome if they roleplayed the altercation.

Major red flag in real life though.

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TopicIf a 12 pack of oil filters costs $60
divot1338
06/16/22 7:49:08 PM
#3
*shows clean filter*

Youre going to want to replace this filter. Its only $34.95 with a $7 service fee and $1.50 disposal fee.

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TopicSidney Powell says she was served papers by the Texas State Bar
divot1338
06/16/22 7:43:27 PM
#12
Tom Clark posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/7/AAABqgAADUiJ.jpg
Release the Kraken!

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Topicwhat's one piece of clothing you will never wear
divot1338
06/16/22 7:36:02 PM
#22
Full suit of armor

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TopicObi-Wan Kenobi Episode 5 Topic *SPOILERS*
divot1338
06/16/22 7:29:46 PM
#124
I still dont get why Reva had them firing that big ass gun into a door she could just slice through like butter.

It would have been much more effective if placed where it could fire on any ship leaving the hanger.

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TopicAlaska schoolchildren served floor sealant instead of milk in child care program
divot1338
06/16/22 7:04:24 PM
#29
Trumble posted...
Long-life milk is a thing, dude. There are a lot of holes in any theory by which this could be accidental, but this is not one of them.
Why would floor sealant be located on the shelf next to boxed milk?


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TopicAlaska schoolchildren served floor sealant instead of milk in child care program
divot1338
06/16/22 6:40:54 PM
#19
Tyranthraxus posted...
This. Someone tried to kill these kids.
Easier ways to kill them in a school cafeteria.

Just keep serving them the greasy, square pizza until they die.

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TopicIdaho Police receive phoned in death threats over arrests of Patriot Front
divot1338
06/16/22 6:08:44 PM
#56
I prefer to think of Patriot Front as the Khaki Boys.

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TopicBeyonce dropping album in like 6 weeks.
divot1338
06/16/22 6:03:21 PM
#4
Oh so thats why she deleted all her online profile pics the other day.

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TopicHere's a pic of my girlfriend
divot1338
06/16/22 6:02:08 PM
#5
Veggeta_MAX posted...
Don't you see them straws
Plastic straws?

For shame.

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