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TopicCraig from Parks and Recreation is the worst ever
divot1338
07/02/22 7:11:39 PM
#16
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Donna is the person who taught me that I needed to treat myself.

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TopicSo what are the solutions to x^2-4[x]+3=0 ?
divot1338
07/02/22 6:52:10 PM
#2
Well at least this isnt another dumb af PEMDAS topic.

Two.

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TopicBesides telling us to vote, what are Dems doing to stop this coup?
divot1338
07/02/22 6:29:49 PM
#41
cjsdowg posted...
Because I am right and you are wrong. Tribal Land =/=All Federal Land. I didn't even know what your dumb ass comment was about since it was based on that idea that AOC and others were just talking about Tribal Land when they expressly spoke about other things.
The gag rule prevents using any other federal lands besides tribal lands.

You dont. Know what. The fuck. Youre talking about.

Christ this is why I try not to bother talking politics on CE.

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TopicGarage like Roots, I got more whips than Kunta.
divot1338
07/02/22 6:12:35 PM
#2
Kunta didnt have a car though.

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TopicBesides telling us to vote, what are Dems doing to stop this coup?
divot1338
07/02/22 6:05:56 PM
#35
Doom_Art posted...
This is why I hate when ignorant people like TC go off about politics

If you're going to bitch and complain at least educate yourself first
I dont even care about that. But I told him this the first day and hes still going on like hes right.

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TopicBesides telling us to vote, what are Dems doing to stop this coup?
divot1338
07/02/22 5:52:48 PM
#31
cjsdowg posted...
That is literally what the Republican do. And if you haven't noticed they are winning.
Since you couldnt be bothered to look up why what AOC was suggesting wasnt workable, the next day the Supremes ruled that state law superceded tribal law.

And that state law enforcement could just go onto federal lands and arrest people for violations of state law.

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TopicMemes 21
divot1338
07/02/22 5:45:50 PM
#49
Imit8m3 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/8/AAZgIXAADaDw.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/9/AAZgIXAADaDx.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/0/AAZgIXAADaDy.jpg
Thats how I want to go.

Theyre going to have to have an open casket funeral only itll be the lower half open.

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TopicBesides telling us to vote, what are Dems doing to stop this coup?
divot1338
07/02/22 1:29:15 PM
#23
cjsdowg posted...
Hint who gives a fuck. If they think Dems are doing something wrong make us stop. Take them to court. It is better then cedeing power.
Lol wow.

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TopicSeriously, f*** meth. F*** it right into the dirt
divot1338
07/02/22 11:49:44 AM
#8
I wonder what its like to sleep in a cornfield?

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TopicBesides telling us to vote, what are Dems doing to stop this coup?
divot1338
07/02/22 11:44:29 AM
#21
cjsdowg posted...
Example she had the idea of making abortions open on some federal lands, and they shot that down like crazy.
And what did the supreme Court rule the next fucking day?

Hint: it involved federal lands.

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TopicYour thoughts on sneakerheads?
divot1338
07/02/22 11:37:13 AM
#24
Sneakerheads are a pretty good indication that were unsaveable at this point. A fucking total waste of pretty much everything.

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Topic500k or a EXP Share Belt
divot1338
07/02/22 11:34:24 AM
#9
What color is the belt?

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TopicA "coin flip": Nearly half of U.S. murders go unsolved as cases rise
divot1338
07/01/22 6:29:52 PM
#31
pNaught posted...
Over 50% solve rate actually seems pretty damn high?
Having a 50% solve rate does not mean that those 50% were accurately resolved.

Cops dont look beyond what poor bastard happens to be standing right in front of them. So unless they catch them in the act, a 50% solve rate is extremely generous.

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TopicMemes 21
divot1338
07/01/22 3:20:26 PM
#29
gmanthebest posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/2/1/AALXCwAADZqB.jpg
What are you supposed to stop and exchange insurance information with the curb?

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Topicis it a waste of time to read when drunk?
divot1338
07/01/22 6:17:24 AM
#5
I could try and answer your question but you wouldnt remember anyways.

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TopicWhat would you do if someone broke into your house right now?
divot1338
07/01/22 5:28:45 AM
#25
Threat level: detected

Set condition Charley through out the fleet

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/5/AAXm8_AADRUL.jpg

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Topic2 million dollars but you can never have sex again
divot1338
07/01/22 2:05:27 AM
#14
With $2 million I bet i could get two chicks to go to town on me.

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TopicRepublicans legalized marijuana in Minnesota
divot1338
07/01/22 1:56:42 AM
#11
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Worst. Handjob. Ever.

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TopicYour crush kindly says ''Yo ugly fuck, imagine if we cuddled on this thing''
divot1338
06/30/22 2:09:49 PM
#7
Her back is going to have a bunch of criss crossed lines pressed into it after we cuddle.

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TopicThe Ace Attorney fandom has been forever altered
divot1338
06/30/22 2:05:39 PM
#35
I guess you could shes Insane Clown Pussy.

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TopicNew FL law allows officers to ticket drivers who play music too loud
divot1338
06/29/22 10:48:21 PM
#166
Nerevar791 posted...
I deleted my post because I saw you had edited your post. I said I clarified it earlier in the topic, like on the second page? Not sure why you're coming after me 160 posts later so kindly fuck off lmao.
This doesnt have anything to do with you.

I literally hit the quote button by accident after reading the article. Then immediately removed that bit seconds later.

Chill.

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TopicNew FL law allows officers to ticket drivers who play music too loud
divot1338
06/29/22 10:30:57 PM
#164
Nerevar791 posted...
So glad you called out my post on the first page that I've later clarified, 160 posts into the topic.
I read the article and responded to the description of the law.

More people should do that.

If it takes 160 posts before you clarify what I did in thirteen seconds well I dont know what to tell you.

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TopicNew FL law allows officers to ticket drivers who play music too loud
divot1338
06/29/22 10:23:18 PM
#161
You could hear a person speaking in a normal voice at 25 feet.

This is going to be abused.

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TopicThe Ace Attorney fandom has been forever altered
divot1338
06/29/22 10:16:06 PM
#10
FelineCyborg posted...
Blowing balloons then tying a knot with your tongue doesn't do it for you?
That does seem impressive but seeing as I didnt know what Clown Pussy was before this I plead ignorance.

Something about the wording sounded dirtier. Like she was making them disappear or blowing them up without using her mouth.

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TopicThe Ace Attorney fandom has been forever altered
divot1338
06/29/22 9:00:39 PM
#6
How? Well, Geiru is a clown with suspenders and a frilled dress as her attire, and shes as suggestive as you would think and is talented with balloons.
What does this part mean? What did she do with the balloons?

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TopicShe says ''Ok, its time for you to take your clothes off''
divot1338
06/29/22 6:13:39 PM
#3
*already naked*

Way ahead of you.

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TopicImagine waking up to DIS every single morning for 14-17 years
divot1338
06/28/22 6:15:58 PM
#5
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/9/AAXm8_AADZHT.jpg

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TopicWhelp my neighbors got two dogs today
divot1338
06/28/22 6:00:01 PM
#20
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/9/AAXm8_AADZHJ.jpg

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TopicI'm in my 30s and want to start doing a martial art
divot1338
06/26/22 9:01:03 PM
#8
You could always learn cane-fu.

https://youtu.be/H8hAaOBcFK0

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TopicGavin Newsom: "I'm grateful to represent a state fighting for freedom"
divot1338
06/26/22 8:59:32 PM
#9
That is an impressive head of hair.

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TopicAmazon's Alexa could soon mimic the voice of dead relatives
divot1338
06/26/22 7:12:33 PM
#4
Use your imaginations.

That dead relative can be anyone you want.

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TopicThis is an extremely horny Marc Jacobs ad (feat. Winona Ryder)
divot1338
06/26/22 7:11:01 PM
#8
Nerevar791 posted...
https://twitter.com/hourlywinona/status/1540942328394825729

Still the hottest woman alive. Apparently the singer of Jamiroquai dated her and after complained that her boobs were too big and she wanted too much sex. Just a massive L.
Is this Marc Jacobs Television Production Marc Jacobs?

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TopicWatched a bit of MoM (dr strange)
divot1338
06/25/22 6:41:24 PM
#32
UhHunnitKay posted...
This has to be the dumbest nitpick I've seen in a while lol.
Im not nitpicking. I just happened to take note of the exact moment I decided it was utterly ridiculous.

The movie basically only had special effects going for it.

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TopicWatched a bit of MoM (dr strange)
divot1338
06/25/22 6:34:55 PM
#30
pegusus123456 posted...
You can buy that a teenage girl can rip open multidimensional portals when she gets scared but the portal being shaped like a star is over the top?
No over the top is her responding to Strange My name is America Chavez and then punching stars in the universe.

You could literally hear the Fuck yeah.

So I actually do hope its just some kind of visualization thing because otherwise its dumb as fuck.

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TopicThe current Supreme Court is the greatest contribution Trump made to America
divot1338
06/24/22 1:27:01 PM
#143
Cyniclinic posted...
Okay, guy
https://www.ers.usda.gov/amber-waves/2014/may/small-acreage-farms-in-the-united-states/

Thats not even the point. Rural areas is, which includes the large farms as well, believe it or not.
I feel quite confident that corporate farms will want to sell their products to millions of people located in the cities.

Besides as you point out small farmers will obviously supply the smaller population of rural America.

Why compete over the scraps when they have a huge market available to them in cities?

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TopicThe current Supreme Court is the greatest contribution Trump made to America
divot1338
06/24/22 6:49:43 AM
#128
Cyniclinic posted...
Then when those urban areas divert water supply, make uninformed environmental regulations, shitty land ownership laws, and New Deal 2.0 laws, all of the small rural farmers stop growing food.

FYI - 80% of the food that feeds the urban epicenters comes from the rural farms in the country. Now why would we want an Electoral College protecting that?
Small farmers operate half of available farm land in the United States but produce only 21% of our food.

Wed probably be better off without them.

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TopicThe current Supreme Court is the greatest contribution Trump made to America
divot1338
06/24/22 5:46:46 AM
#125
The consensus in legal circles was that with the upcoming Roe v Wade ruling, the Supremes have set us back about fifty years.

After hearing about Thomas hijinks it is clear we have underestimated them. We are now back to 1865.

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TopicIs will smith famous for anything besides the slap thing?
divot1338
06/24/22 4:58:10 AM
#63
I was listening to Parents Just Dont Understand recently and someone saw the video on my phone and commented oh Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

So no I guess not.

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Topicbf just showed me a pic of his purple poop
divot1338
06/24/22 4:24:16 AM
#19
TeaMilk posted...
leaving purple stains everywhere
Does he not know how to wipe his ass?

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TopicWhat's your favorite unhealthy food?
divot1338
06/24/22 4:20:38 AM
#2
FinalFight posted...
According to The Life and Cuisine of Elvis Presley, Presley and his friends took his private jet from Graceland, purchased 30 of the sandwiches, and spent two hours eating them and drinking Perrier and champagne before flying home.
Obviously he was high out of his mind. That sandwich is disgusting enough but champagne with bacon and peanut butter is revolting.

Clearly none of those other thirty people were real friends or they would have staged whatever the 1950s equivalent of an intervention was right then and there.

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TopicTime to binge Umbrella Academy season 3!
divot1338
06/24/22 4:00:56 AM
#14
WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Also, I'm sure i'm not the only one because I just asked here at work and everyone agreed....

The makeup and voice and everything of Alphonso makes it seem like he's played by Mark Ruffalo. It's kind of weird.
Mark Ruffalo is twenty years older than him.

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TopicMartian Manhunter is clearly the most broken superhero right?
divot1338
06/24/22 3:57:26 AM
#86
saspa posted...
One thing I notice speedsters don't talk about is how, being super fast, they view the world as so much slower than they are? I mean would it be like how a fly views human movement, being suuupper slow compared to the fly itself?

So there should never be a situation where someone gets the drop on them or sucker punches them because they'd see it coming from a mile away.

Speedster power is unclear sometimes
Seems like a matter of focus. Youd have to be not only comfortable with just constantly scanning something thats not changing but doing so for literally everything around you.

How far can you do that before you end up with a sniper situation that makes it unfeasible?

The whole concept is pretty unworkable and just reduces the power to an odious chore.

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TopicYou think she'd be a good wife for vegy?
divot1338
06/23/22 12:39:55 PM
#8
Vegy posted...
Lol I'm watching da video now, and I'm crying alongside her when she's talking about da i want to live part T______T
Can you imagine if you two started dating and your periods synched up? Better stock up on kleenex.

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TopicSo I'm not sure if you guys remember a while ago I posted about my friend (Girl)
divot1338
06/23/22 12:26:47 PM
#21
SpiritSephiroth posted...
What I was thinking of doing was inviting her, my girlfriend and other group of friends out for dinner or a movie. Just so everyone can be comfortable with each other and my girlfriend would know who she is and vice versa.

Hopefully that way she can back down and go back to being normal friends.

Edit: You know what, this is a dumb idea maybe.
Do not do this.

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TopicMods can't do shit about this thread.
divot1338
06/23/22 12:13:36 PM
#2
Sticky requested.

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