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Orange Juice

*The two don't have to had happened together.

Sheena Easton - Sugar Walls

https://youtu.be/CqH7LlWwIww

Meat Loaf - I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)

https://youtu.be/9X_ViIPA-Gc

You dan tell time by looking at the tip of the Big Dipper and lining it up to the North Star. It acts like an hour hand, but it goes in reverse and you have to adjust it am hour for each month. It's true midnight in March and needs no adjustments.

Excellent, thanks!

NightSkye posted...

Just set to Target Retirement Date and forget about it.

Cool, thanks,

KMFDM - Kicking Ass

https://youtu.be/fIJNzAx7TiQ

The Motel - Only the Lonely
https://youtu.be/ZaPTELylZ1s

He's not wrong. Best thing to happen to the Dems, politically speaking, and they been needing something for a while now.

See, Vegg, the unique topic would be the one where you proclaim that you DON'T want to fuck her. THAT would be impressive.

Eddy Grant - Electric Avenue

https://youtu.be/azuSxl9sHmc

"Refugee" - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

https://youtu.be/1Yai8fxLok8

RaptorLC posted...

Elon Musk is kind of not eligible for the post. Then again, he also didn't incite the worst terrorist attack against America since 9/11 so he still wins.

This is a magic hypothetical.

If you had to choose...

Questionmarktarius posted...

see also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquatic_ape_hypothesis

Don't know. True either way though.

Well, my friend identifies as Libertarian, worships Rob Paul.

IHeartRadiation posted...

Seriously post more of these

I will if and when I run across them.

Any gems that should be in there?

Haven't been in while, but now I am. I need to go find them Canadian bitches I picked up the other day who were dtf.

Tanks, like military tanks, are called "Tanks" because they had to ship them to the frontline by sea in WWI, and in a successful attempt to disguise this new vehicle-weapon while in transit aboard a ship, they boxed them up and stenciled in big, bold letters "TANK" on the boxes, making the enemy believe the shipments were innocuous.

Awesome man!

Link_of_time posted...

I'll never understand it. Every year the same shit. I could understand not immediately noticing, people make mistakes, but hours after the fact.

Well, to me the biggest question is how the fuck does she not recognize she hasn't had contact with the 5 year old for that long. That right there...that's GOT to be explained to me if I were on a jury.

Payzmaykr posted...

Wtf?? I thought that was roughly what a case costs. I quit six years ago, but wow.

Yeah I was like...I think the dude was looking at me almost like if I'd say something. I think they inflated it by at least $6.

https://youtu.be/dxtu_69MlY4?t=52

Apr 9, 2022

Driving for Uber, saving to buy a Bitcoin.

All in. From a convenience store. WTF?!

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Yeah I was thinking about getting that one too. I probably will.

Heartomaton posted...

I'll have to have a look later on my PC, because holy shit did my phone's browser react negatively to trying to load that web page, my god. Had to close the tab I had it on.

Yeah that page loads weird.

https://www.nintendo.com/store/sales-and-deals/

Zombified_Toast posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNyxXxyavVw

lol

;_;
https://youtu.be/8UVNT4wvIGY

Over 36

Alexander O' Neal - "If You Were Here Tonight"
https://youtu.be/Qdo-M2CJp20

Oops, I meant yes.

The Outfield - Your Love (Official HD Video)

https://youtu.be/4N1iwQxiHrs

spikethedevil posted...

Why would will smith care?

I think he made it perfectly clear that he does what he wants at the Oscars.

The Time: 777-9311

https://youtu.be/zioEaqjPAGI

NoxObscuras posted...

The only time I experienced highway hypnosis was when I was really, really tired.

Yeah the shit happened to me the other day and I side-swiped another car. Had to file a claim for damages. Sucks. But no one was hurt, that's the main thing.

Yes

https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/22/entertainment/michael-j-fox-oscar/index.html

I wonder what Will Smith's take is on this...

"Michael J. Fox will be honored by the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences for his contributions to film and his efforts to help cure Parkinson's disease.

The actor will receive an honorary Oscar at this year's Governors Awards, along with songwriter Diane Warren, and directors Euzhan Palcy and Peter Weir, the Academy announced Wednesday.

The Academy's Board of Governors selected the honorees for their "indelible contributions to cinema and the world at large."
Fox, who founded the Michael J. Fox Foundation for Parkinson's Research in 2000 and was diagnosed with the disease in 1991, will receive the Academy's Hersholt Humanitarian Award

"Fox's tireless advocacy of research on Parkinson's disease alongside his boundless optimism exemplifies the impact of one person in changing the future for millions," Academy President David Rubin said in a statement.

Fox, who rose to fame as Alex P. Keaton on "Family Ties" and numerous other TV series, is also known for his work as Marty McFly in the "Back to the Future" franchise. He has won five Emmy Awards, four Golden Globes, a Grammy and two Screen Actors Guild Awards, but he has never been nominated for an Oscar."

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/1/7/AABQgxAADXrZ.jpg

Shadow Don posted...

It could literally be as simple as the kid noticed that nobody saw him and decided to play a game of hide and seek. Then passed out in a matter of minutes.

Oh man, that would be fucked up but sounds like a plausible scenario.

darkmaian23 posted...

Are you OK man? That's kind of a downer post you made.

I'm cool, thanks for asking. Just being reflective, pensive.

R1masher posted...

you might be a V

Not by a long shot.

RedRanger posted...

Yeah, this is weird. Could the kid have been asleep? Can you die of heat stroke while youre asleep? I mean, I know you can pass out. But can you be asleep in a normal environment and just not wake up when the heat drastically rises?

Absolutely. In fact, as it starts to happen, you'll lose consciousness anyways given enough time.

R1masher posted...

Does this friend know you think his memes are stupid?

I think so. But he's impervious to reason in this regard.

ShotgunSilencer posted...

The part that really gets me is that she didn't notice that her 5 year old wasn't around for 2 to 3 HOURS?!?

I know that's what I was thinking. What the fuck did she think HE was up to...

They say to make God laugh that you should tell him what your plans are. Still, like Eisenhower said, plans are useless but planning is everything.

I have just one family member left, my Mom. She means everything to me. If things go as nature intends, I'll just end up with some modest assets, and I will be an Uber driver for the rest of my life. I enjoy it. I feel like I've been doing it all my life anyway. It's not glamorous, I know. But I found my happy place there. It kind of reminds me of that guy's book How Starbucks Saved My Life. If I need more money, I'll rent my house and pay for a motel from time to time.

But I won't marry. I have no kids (I am no V though). Your friends get fewer the older you get. I don't know what will ultimately happen, but I feel like I can finally see through to the other side. It's refreshing. I can carry on with my life now.

RenescoStCewl posted...

Now that I have a kid I can't imagine forgetting him in the car. I'm very sceptical that any of these people really forgot their kid.

Why would she have something personal against the 5 y/o over the 8 though...