Lurker > Grand Kirby

It'll be Pokemon Shuffle DX.
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No one cares about Pokken! Tell us about a mainline Switch game!

Edit: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
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swordz9 posted...

That voice acting was pretty uh rough for the most part.

"Taaaake thiiiiiiiiiiiis!
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Kirby on Switch!

Multiplayer's back! Yes!
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British voices are back, blimey.
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Rocket League!
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The reason you always played in splitscreen even in single-player was because the SNES couldn't handle processing everything in full-screen.
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I can't think of a worse idea that actually didn't look all that bad.
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"2018"

Hahaha, yeah right.
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Meh
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Also when it comes to unskippable "cutscenes" I'm counting things like is Osu Tatakae Ouendan where you couldn't skip the intros to the songs. For a game where you'd replay songs all the time that was terribly annoying.
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I really want to buy the HD remixes but I know I will never, ever replay them.
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I hope you're not lye-ing.
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It's weird, because I think the system itself is underwhelming, but the portability is amazing.
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Oh wait, that's Xemnas, huh? I'm having trouble telling all his different forms apart.
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Maleficent is asking Hades if a "black box" has fallen into his world.

Xehanort is telling sora that if he wants to bring Roxas back he'll have to finally use the power of Darkness.
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They said they weren't going to show anything at E3 but at d23 next month.
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They said they were going to upload it later so keep an eye out.

Mount Olympus!
Pete and Maleficent!
Xemnas! (sorry)
New world revealed next month!

Also, I'm not ashamed to have cried at some points.
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There are many games where I don't care I can't change the controls. I can't think of any game where I wouldn't want the option to skip cutscenes.
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Sidon Assist Trophy where you ride on him and he surfs around shooting people.
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Good God, EA put NBA players in Star Wars. Do they have any restraint?
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Considering all the things that was said about Frostbite when it came to ME:A, is it really a good idea to keep hyping it up?
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Bringing back couch gameplay. That's a plus.
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Aw yeah I got the Haruhi Dance
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digiiiiiiiii posted...

i dunno waitresses are nice and give me food can i murder somebody else

Waitresses aren't nice, they just act nice to get tips. Why should they live?
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What is instead of spiders we had kittens? So you randomly walk into a bathroom and might see a couple of kittens crawling around or you'd see a kitten spinning a web in a bush thicket.
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Had some ridiculously good wins today. One match we were so poorly contested on our payload I danced for a good minute on it. And I got Junkrat's Riptire achievement.

No good luck from the lootboxes though. The best I got was Symmetras "setting up the car wash" line.
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I got my first Play of the Match. I'm so proud.
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I like using that line after someone thinks they can take me out because I'm healing and I kill them for trying.
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Please use episode names so I can tell if you're watching one of my favorite ones.
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I'm working this weekend.
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So they can sell it later after everyone buys GS.
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Are any of these hentai?
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The 16 y/o festival "Strolling of the Heifers" parade was held over the weekend in Brattleboro, VT, with many of the participants wearing only scantily clad skirts and tutus, and many others NAKED as the day they were born!

The parade is meant to support farming and sustainable living, and encourages people not to flush their URINE as it can be used for fertilizer!

Would YOU want to be the one who has to clean up after this parade? There'd be a lot worse than confetti to pick up after it's all over!

Parade -






Parade broadcast -


Pig in a tutu -

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Ooh, got the Soldier legendary skin in the next box.
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I got the Dva legendary skin
So that's cool
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She's obese, of course she's going to swallow.
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It's Pokemon Musou.
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What religion has "no fat chicks" as one of its tenets?
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skull_bonek23 posted...

Epyo posted...

placements don't mean anything, you'll always get put approximately where you were the season before, with only a slight tweak if any

Ended last season at 3000 with a highest of around 3200.

Went 3-7 in placements (2 losses were from disconnects)

2650

thx blizz

They said that they intentionally rank you lower than what your estimated level is so that you can have "fun" gaing SR ubtil you reach your equilibrium.

I'm glad I don't really care about SR, I just want good matches.

LapisLazuli posted...

I really don't like Control Point. I would rather not be playing Overwatch than playing this game type.

It sucks in Mystery Heroes when one team gets a Bastion and can't counter it so you have to watch everyone die.
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I still haven't finished Sun...
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I had a competitive match where we couldn't get on the point for a single second. One of our teammates left in the second round, and we got stormed really early and were about to lose it all, but somehow held it together 5v6 for the draw. I like games like those.
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LameJokeAlt posted...

Never mind the fact that red meat, which human meat probably is, is bad for your health and has links to causing/worsening both depression and type 2 diabetes.

I'm pretty certain that cannibalism causes a lot of depression.
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SupremeZero posted...

Grand Kirby posted...

"New Metroid"

Ha

Hahaha

HAHAHAHAHA

In hindsight this comic is somewhat sad:
https://photos.smugmug.com/photos/553930110_HYioi/0/2100x20000/553930110_HYioi-2100x20000.jpg
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Literally two things can happen with Nintendo:

1. They're going to have the hypest shit ever to kick off their new console. Maybe some stuff will be a long ways away, but they will pull out everything to drive up interest in the Switch and we'll get another one of these:


2. Barely anything since they launched the Switch too early. Everything will just be the stuff we know about, vague announcements of stuff that we won't even see screens of until next year, and maybe one or two new things.

God help us..
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The other day a Soldier got a Play of the Game wherein he inadvertently killed an invisible Sombra with Quick Melee.

I had to vote for his card just for that.
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Watching Batman animate a series sounds awesome though.
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Yeah
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I think I'm missing a Confidant, why haven't I found one for this Arcana?


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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan