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Welcome to 1998
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

I'm sniffing my own nose for free in my living room
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I don't have internet in my gall bladder
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No deal, I'd rather try my chance even if I have an infinitesimal chance
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Like, to prevent them from getting slaughtered.

They could show some slaughterhouse scenes on TV or something, then say that if you call the number on your screen and pay 19.99 with your credit card you can adopt a chicken and prevent him from being slaughtered.

Then you receive in the mail a picture of the chicken you saved.

Obviously, everyone who donates will get the same picture because no chicken is actually saved.

But it could be a lucrative idea.
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less creepy with little girls
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I was going to order something on ebay, but when I saw it shipped from China I decided not to order because I felt it was probably counterfeit...
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And people think I exagerate when I say we live in a society of extreme self censorship out of fear of being offensive
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Well it's a long story. She grew up in poverty in post-war italy and it made her nuts. Also her parents beat her up but then when her little sister was born (her little sister, my aunt, is about 10 years younger) they treated her like a princess

Anyway, lots of things happened that made her this way
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Well it's more like... when I was a kid I couldn't be sick or have any kind of problems whatsoever

Like, if my mom even suspected that I had a headache or a cold, she'd scream at me and threaten to abandon me on the side of the road. Her face was literally twisted in anger at me if I dared not feel well (because it was obviously my fault, I must have done something to make myself sick)

So sometimes even today I'm still kind of afraid to be sick or admit that I'm not feeling well. Like I would go to work with a huge fever and I have the impulse to do everything I can to hide it

Like, if I obviously have a cold and I sneeze, I have to make an excuse to explain why I sneezed because I'm afraid that people will know I have a cold
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Monolith1676 posted...

So TC, when is your mental breakdown going to happen?

It happened a long time ago.
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IfGodCouldDie posted...

when people have offered help or to get her help she is convinced it's an attempt to lock her away forever.

Pretty much this.
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I just came across a cassette tape.

It was recorded about a decade ago when my grandma died at the hospital.

It's a recorded phone call.

My mom was talking to a lawyer about the legality of sending my grandma's hospital files to hundreds of medical clinics in the hope that one of them would read through it and realize that my grandma was murdered.

The lawyer was telling my mom that it's not technically illegal to send the file to the clinics, but that it could cause problems.

My mom was complaining that the hospital did nothing about the murder.

The lawyer said that there may have been some problems with some things that happened with my grandma, like how the window was left open through the night at some point and it made the room cold.

But the lawyer said that the hospital did nothing because the letter my mom sent to the ombudsman was filled with strange threats and accusations, like saying the hospital's documents were falsified to fake the time of death, that some haitian nurses killed my grandma in a weird voo-doo ritual, that the lady in the room with her left the curtains open and turned my granma's head toward the sun to burn her eyes, that they put her in a casket while she was still alive, etc.

Basically, what happened was that the hospital replied to my mom's letter by offering psychological help. My mom reacted as though they were threatening her because she was exposing her crimes, so she went to the police (who told her there was no evidence of a crime) and to the newspapers (who didn't want to cover the story).

So, in the phone call the lawyer was telling my mom that the letter didn't get the results she wanted because of the tone of the letter and because there were too many things in the letter that made her sound obsessive. Also the lawyer said that if she was to send my grandma's file to hundreds of clinics as if she was planning to, after what she already did, then there is a possibility she may be forcibly interned in a psychiatric hospital.

My mom was super aggressive on the phone and didn't want to hear anything.

In any case...

Yeah.

When the dog died, she thought my grandma killed the dog and screamed "murderer" at her.
When my granpa died, she thought my aunt killed him by slipping meds in his food.
She also thinks my dad's mom tried to kill her (by giving her directions to walk to the metro that involved a road that was slippery because of the ice).

Basically, every time someone dies, she is certain that it's a murder.

She also thinks my dad wants to kill me to get life insurance. There is no life insurance on me, but she's convinced that there's one that my dad is hiding somewhere.

She also accuses me of being on drugs and stealing money from her purse (neither of which I ever did).

I hate my life.

EDIT: typo
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pikachupwnage posted...

Mernardi posted...

"Love thy neighbor....unless they're a Muslim"

To be fair the goal is to stop them from being neighbors in the first place <_<

"Love thy Muslim... unless they're a neighbor"
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*posts pic of Randy Marsh*
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*gets arrested for treason for not putting Donald Trump in the options*
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Mernardi posted...

"Love thy neighbor....unless they're a Muslim"

Or a Mexican.

Or a Mexican Muslim.
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http://www.thedailybeast.com/why-its-not-easy-becoming-an-ex-mormon
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You need money to make money. Rich people need no help from the government.
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Yeah
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Yeah, but that's because of the friction from the jetliner tires
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Eternal Blue was pretty good but nothing beats it's "village town" theme:



Damn the people from East Nota >_>
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One thing that stood out for me about Lunar was the ending. It wasn't like in some games were it's basically "oh, congrats, you won the game" and then a short lame animation and it's done. In Lunar the ending is actually long and interactive and feels pretty satisfying
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If you watch the making of video, it's obvious how much love the makers put into it


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A hippopotamus.
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The storytelling and pacing, the characters, the music...

It's a pretty awesome game once you give it a chance.

I think everyone should have played through it at least once.
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Veggie pizza

Mmm...
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What do?
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NES
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Welp.

Now on to Matoya's cave
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It made the sign look a bit awkward >_>
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Few things piss me off more than when a program automatically adds itself to your startup..

Then you remove it from your startup and it adds itself again. And there's nothing in the options to prevent that.

Has anyone made a software that can run in the background and automatically detect when some program tries to add itself to the startup and either blocks it or warns you about it?
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I hope you were not the victim.
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I like either sour cream & onion or originals
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Harpie posted...

frozenshock posted...

Harpie posted...

what are your dreams ce

Building an airplane navigation system

Ooh why's that

Because I wanna be an engineer
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Maybe by then we'd have done away with this archaic election system for a primogeniture system
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Harpie posted...

what are your dreams ce

Building an airplane navigation system
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

Because he's an Italian plumber, created by Japanese people, who speaks English, that looks like a Mexican.

And rides dinosaurs
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Tear down the Mario statues!
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One thing I don't like is how this culture right now is so used to basically telling people what they should do.

You're making a movie? Oh well, you should have at least one black main character! And he shouldn't be the one who dies!

Things like that. It feels like there's an invisible 1000 page code of conduct or something about everything we should do to avoid being offensive. And some people are so concerned like, is "x" offensive and is "y" offensive, maybe we should say "z" instead?

I mean what's so fucking bad about something being offensive? It's so hard to get a job these days and the economy is in the gutter and the middle class is about to disappear into poverty and we're worried about offending people????
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AlternativeFAQS posted...

the people who spout this "herp derp PC is stupid" are just assholes who got called out for being assholes. people really don't understand the first amendment.

IMO it's not really about the first amendment. It's about this culture of self censorship we've created where we're so afraid of offending anybody.
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voldothegr8 posted...

if the left wasn't so hellbent on political correctness

TBH I feel like the dems have been completely hijacked
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Moderations should be appealable to the US Supreme Court
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I own a computer, a chair and a shoe.

My dog's name is Snoopy.

I named him after the dog in Charlie Brown.

Beer is good.
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DelianSK posted...

Used to be in charge of people in a call center.

If they use any kind of recording software like we used to, you could listen to the whole call and even see who hung up the phone. Write down the names of people you talk to. When you call in next tell them you've been hung up on twice and you want to speak to a supervisor after you are done with them. Guarantee you'll get good customer service.

Then tell the supervisor if you want to or not. We would fire people for purposely hanging up on callers.

I don't think they hung up on purpose... my suspicion is when that they tried to get me out of hold to talk to me they pushed the wrong button which caused the call to hang up instead of putting it out of hold

It just that with this one store it happens so often I think they probably have very complicated telephones or something
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eston posted...

I've found that it's a good practice to write down the person's name and ask for a direct number at the beginning of the call, that way if you get disconnected you can call the same person back. They don't always give the direct number, but there's no harm in asking

That would kind of make me feel like Xsquader
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sex•u•al•ize (&#712;s&#603;k &#643;u &#601;&#716;la&#618;z)

v.t. -ized, -iz•ing.
to render sexual; endow with sexual characteristics.

So we are endowing CEgals with sexual characteristics?
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