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What does selling turkey legs have to do with GoT?
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I'd shadoinkaboink her
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I'd bang that dude
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minervo posted...

I once said a full sentence to someone who I thought was my sister. Then I caught myself and it was quite embarrassing.

I went up to an "acquaintance" and said "Hey whats up man!" and he was all like "Uh, I think you got the wrong guy there bud." and I noticed he was right, man, people can only look so many ways before you see two different people that look alike dammit!
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Yellow posted...

Why, did you have bad facial hair or skip a shower or something? I'd take that as flattery.

I don't have facial hair and smellin good! Just seems weird to stare at someone, i'd be thinkin wtf if someone was just staring at me.
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TheWorstPoster posted...

Pics

harrassment
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I like life.

Lobomoon posted...

They are kids - what do they know.

How to send an email.
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Until I got noticed that it wasn't, and she was staring at me staring at her and now I figure I must've looked creepy as fuck.
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If I won the lottery i'd probably get murdered or overdose.
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I'd canoodle her b-hole, really like her as a brunette, dislike her as a blonde.
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wwinterj25 posted...

darcandkharg31 posted...

I'd doink her

holy cameltoe, I totally forgot about this guy. I knew Doink sounded familiar.
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I'd doink her
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She's 35, git dat grandma away from me!

Action53 posted...

She could probably pinch your ding ding off like a turd

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Yeah, I never got the hate of people taking pictures of themselves, everyone likes to look good, and who takes a better of picture of you than yourself?
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KogaSteelfang posted...

Zero

EclairReturns posted...

KogaSteelfang posted...

Zero

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a thousand
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And you start scraping your skin off your heel :D

Begone dead cells!
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close enough
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A Jeff Session can mean so many things.
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They're also a great place for same-sex hookups, if you're into that.
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ur undies are gonna get stolen
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Sure, I have and probably will again in the future.
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Nah, I like their Kung Fu movies and games but that's about it.
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I've seen her with a pee pee in the V, pretty nice shots, like it's almost part of hustler layout or something.
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Troll_Police_ posted...

what if say, a fat dracula got married to a fat rick grimes? do you think the state would look on it the same as a marriage?

hell if I know, are they homophobe?
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Taxes are a scam, plus common laws are basically samezies as getting married now
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#notrealnazis
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Arianna by far, she's hot. Taylor style sucks, bright red lipstick against pale skin looks ugly as fuck, plus she's blonde so that's a big no from me.
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HellHole_ posted...

you marry for love, the tax benefits are just a bonus

if you want bonuses to be married then u shouldn't be married. We need the old days back when the village elder would just grab ur hands and be like "These two are now one, let them fuck." Easy peasy.
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Ugh, I just shuddered after writing that.
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I'd lick the sweat under her rolls.
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Pssh, you marry for love, not benefits! This marriage is a sham!
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C-c-c-combo breaker!!
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Pssh, "marriage license" what a scam, just go have private ceremony in the bush and tell everybody ur married, no need for these "legal documents"
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Nomak-54 posted...

Yeah, google's the real hero. Let's not forget how they protected me

I agree, all praise glorious Google!
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Sure why not, nothing much else to watch during the day. I used to like watching crime shows but then I figured out that no matter what happens,, basically the killer or whatever won't be caught until the last 10 minutes.
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Had to chop off my dogs nuts because a hormone problem that caused ass sores.
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lulz, that came out of nowhere, maybe you aint so useless, kinda funny even if unintentionally.
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maybe ur dads onto something
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That wasn't a funny post, ur useless
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idk
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http://nypost.com/2017/08/19/man-stabbed-after-haircut-gets-him-mistaken-for-a-neo-nazi/
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Sarcasthma posted...

If that's one of the best scenes from that stupid Elephant movie then i'm glad I don't remember much about it because that suuuuuucked.
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