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Topicso, my job actually had a 4/21 drug test today lol
Johnny_Nutcase
04/21/17 4:48:55 PM
#4
I've seen a company lose about half its workforce in one hour because of that once.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicThis is not my sandwich
Johnny_Nutcase
04/21/17 4:45:48 PM
#3
That sucked.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicI was fired from my job
Johnny_Nutcase
04/21/17 4:40:56 PM
#6
Shit in a desk again huh?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicI can't handle this
Johnny_Nutcase
04/20/17 7:03:15 AM
#11
So your pissed off at yourself because you're slackin off in school? Quit the boozin and study. That's ALL you have to do.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicAt the gym
Johnny_Nutcase
04/20/17 6:55:55 AM
#2
And lift
And strain
And HYPER EXTEND

Lift with that lower back!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWhich of these major world religions do you most identify with?
Johnny_Nutcase
04/20/17 12:48:27 AM
#2
None. There's nothing to identify with. Might as well believe in scoooobyy doooo.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicHow often do eat McDonald's?
Johnny_Nutcase
04/20/17 12:47:47 AM
#21
How do you make your own sandwhich and it's not filling? Do you not understand your own appetite?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicHow often do eat McDonald's?
Johnny_Nutcase
04/20/17 12:31:31 AM
#2
About once every 4-5 hours.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicMy new car was totaled
Johnny_Nutcase
04/20/17 12:28:20 AM
#13
Here's what I think happened:

Solid Snake07 here was swerving down the road way out of control. He appears to be going 7mph in a 60mph zone. Bimbo starts gaining serious momentum in her tiny shit box and can't see past her own rage. She's seeing red and plows into our friend Solid Snake07, sending him AND/OR his car into the weeds. She freaks out, throws up all over her steering wheel and shits her pants all the way to the back seat.

Lives were ruined, and insurance claims were filed. The lesson here is something, but i'll be damned if I know what it is.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicHave you downed a bag of oven baked ruffles in one sitting?
Johnny_Nutcase
04/20/17 12:21:39 AM
#6
Not Ruffles but I did devour a bag of lays sour cream and onion once.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicDid your favorite NFL team donate to the Trump campaign? Check inside!
Johnny_Nutcase
04/20/17 12:19:22 AM
#2
Oddly enough, those are all garbage teams.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicConcert shut down over explicit lyrics
Johnny_Nutcase
04/20/17 12:18:34 AM
#8
Damn I want to get tickets next time they come around.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicYou know what you're gonna do when you get outta your Goddamn wheelchair?
Johnny_Nutcase
04/20/17 12:16:45 AM
#3
I hope I do too. Thanks for the tip.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicMy new car was totaled
Johnny_Nutcase
04/20/17 12:09:51 AM
#3
This didn't happen.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicJohnny Depp facing "financial crisis"
Johnny_Nutcase
04/18/17 11:16:21 PM
#43
fuzzylittlbunny posted...
Is this also like why lottery winners go broke? They're too damn stupid to just put away a fraction of their money just in case their extravagance gets the better of them?


That and they all of a sudden have friends that come out of the wood work.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
Topic"Take me to your leader."
Johnny_Nutcase
04/18/17 11:12:22 PM
#2
I'd say "I am the leader"
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicThought you guys said kids are expensive.
Johnny_Nutcase
04/18/17 11:06:40 PM
#5
Wait til they start flipping cars, getting arrested, going to college....
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicGoing Gray
Johnny_Nutcase
04/18/17 11:05:25 PM
#6
MabusIncarnate posted...
I know stress can contribute, but I don't really know how much and how common it can be. I remember within months of Obama taking office he went very noticeably gray very quick.


I had a high stress few months a while back and I lost a complete chunk of the front of my hair. It was GONE. Once the high stress went away, they hair actually grew back and, actually it was thicker.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicGoing Gray
Johnny_Nutcase
04/18/17 11:01:40 PM
#2
MabusIncarnate posted...
I work a very high tension, high stress job and wonder if it's related


Uhhhh.. YEAH.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicJohnny Depp facing "financial crisis"
Johnny_Nutcase
04/18/17 10:59:36 PM
#14
Hunter S Thompson has seeped through his veins.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicNeighbor called the cops again.
Johnny_Nutcase
04/18/17 10:52:33 PM
#8
darkprince45 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Hehe. You live in a dump.

1,487 a month dump


Hehe.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicDo you smell your fingers after you take a dump?
Johnny_Nutcase
04/18/17 10:50:02 PM
#2
And other peoples too.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicNeighbor called the cops again.
Johnny_Nutcase
04/18/17 10:49:20 PM
#5
Hehe. You live in a dump.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicDoes anyone know if it's law to wear your seatbelt ina cab?
Johnny_Nutcase
04/17/17 8:42:26 PM
#3
I would just because some of those cabbies look a little questionable at best.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicI've had the same flash drive since 2006.
Johnny_Nutcase
04/17/17 8:39:16 PM
#2
That thing cant even store a fart.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicSo Twitch is about to add $9.99 and $24.99 subscriptions.
Johnny_Nutcase
04/17/17 8:37:38 PM
#2
Paying to watch people play games? I'll pass.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicI like drinking alcohol
Johnny_Nutcase
04/17/17 8:36:57 PM
#4
ReedRothchiId posted...
I'm currently donating plasma so I can buy more alcohol. That makes me sound like a drunk


It certainly does but I don't care about your problems. I will agree with you in that I like drinking alcohol too.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWait, does Homer simpson have a beard?
Johnny_Nutcase
04/17/17 8:29:15 PM
#9
eston posted...
If he shaves it comes back in seconds.

So basically he's Wolverine


Or wolverine is Homer Simpson.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWait, does Homer simpson have a beard?
Johnny_Nutcase
04/17/17 8:27:00 PM
#4
If he shaves it comes back in seconds.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
Topic"Nobody has to use the internet" - a stance a congressman is taking
Johnny_Nutcase
04/17/17 8:10:59 PM
#2
He's 73. That's all you need to know.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicI might not ace gen chem II and I am freaking out.
Johnny_Nutcase
04/17/17 8:08:19 PM
#3
Don't worry. It's just a chemical reaction in your brain causing that depression. You wouldn't understand it but, take my word for it.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWhy isn't the futurama tube transport a real thing yet?
Johnny_Nutcase
04/17/17 8:06:57 PM
#2
I'm working on it OBJ. While I have your attention, could you get into more fights this season for me? It's great entertainment. Also, try to catch the ball a little more.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicTortellini is the best kind of pasta.
Johnny_Nutcase
04/17/17 8:04:42 PM
#4
KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Tortellini look like little buttholes.


Especially if you burn em.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicSeeing The Cleveland Show makes me sick!
Johnny_Nutcase
04/17/17 8:03:09 PM
#3
I agree. It's dog shit.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicIs it morally okay to deal drugs to support your family?
Johnny_Nutcase
04/17/17 8:01:43 PM
#18
TheVipaGTS posted...
HeyPuff posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
REMercsChamp posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
If that's all you can do? You shouldn't have a family.

So you're saying these people are pieces of shit who don't deserve happiness?


No. I'm saying they don't deserve a family.

Why not? It's not that easy to find a job these days. If you get laid off and struggle to pay the bills between jobs you would say that someone who sells weed doesn't deserve a family? Even though they are willing to risk a lot, like their own freedom, to support their family?


He's from the suburbs, reg

Where you can go next door and ask your neighbor for sugar to bake cookies, reg?


You got any flour?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicIs it morally okay to deal drugs to support your family?
Johnny_Nutcase
04/17/17 8:00:38 PM
#13
Philoktetes posted...
no

multiple families will be destroyed by the drugs

it's a net negative to society


This guy gets it.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicIs it morally okay to deal drugs to support your family?
Johnny_Nutcase
04/17/17 7:59:58 PM
#11
TheVipaGTS posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
REMercsChamp posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
If that's all you can do? You shouldn't have a family.

So you're saying these people are pieces of shit who don't deserve happiness?


No. I'm saying they don't deserve a family.

Why not? It's not that easy to find a job these days. If you get laid off and struggle to pay the bills between jobs you would say that someone who sells weed doesn't deserve a family? Even though they are willing to risk a lot, like their own freedom, to support their family?


They're not trying hard enough if it comes down to having peddling pills as your only option.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicIs it morally okay to deal drugs to support your family?
Johnny_Nutcase
04/17/17 7:57:57 PM
#8
S1nharvest posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
REMercsChamp posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
If that's all you can do? You shouldn't have a family.

So you're saying these people are pieces of shit who don't deserve happiness?


No. I'm saying they don't deserve a family.


You have to earn a family? News to me


Yeah tell your friends about it.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicIs it morally okay to deal drugs to support your family?
Johnny_Nutcase
04/17/17 7:56:42 PM
#5
REMercsChamp posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
If that's all you can do? You shouldn't have a family.

So you're saying these people are pieces of shit who don't deserve happiness?


No. I'm saying they don't deserve a family.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicIs it morally okay to deal drugs to support your family?
Johnny_Nutcase
04/17/17 7:55:24 PM
#2
If that's all you can do? You shouldn't have a family.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWasps keep trying to build a hive in the same place by my house
Johnny_Nutcase
04/17/17 7:52:36 PM
#2
Burn whatever they're building on down.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicServer gives you your dinner, smiles, says 'enjoy your meal' :)
Johnny_Nutcase
04/17/17 7:31:34 PM
#4
Zack_Attackv1 posted...


He stole that from me the bastard.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicSo this Bomberman game for the Nintendo Switch...
Johnny_Nutcase
04/17/17 7:14:45 PM
#5
Is there any good games on the switch? Other than zelda I guess...
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicCE, I am seriously considering running the Boston Marathon next year.
Johnny_Nutcase
04/17/17 7:13:28 PM
#2
Don't bother if you're not trying to win. I wouldn't look down on you if you even had to trip a few people up. But you in to WIN.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
Topicorange clown enjoys another weekend of golf with his white posse
Johnny_Nutcase
04/16/17 4:59:26 AM
#3
Trump 1 NK 0
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWhy do YOU drive a SUV?
Johnny_Nutcase
04/16/17 4:57:46 AM
#8
I can flip anything you let me drive.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWhy do YOU drive a SUV?
Johnny_Nutcase
04/16/17 4:55:06 AM
#5
Because THEY flip EASILY.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
Topichow do you people stay up so late
Johnny_Nutcase
04/13/17 8:29:55 PM
#3
What do you mean "you people"?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
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