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Topic | so, my job actually had a 4/21 drug test today lol |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/21/17 4:48:55 PM #4 | I've seen a company lose about half its workforce in one hour because of that once. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | This is not my sandwich |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/21/17 4:45:48 PM #3 | That sucked. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | I was fired from my job |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/21/17 4:40:56 PM #6 | Shit in a desk again huh? --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | I can't handle this |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/20/17 7:03:15 AM #11 | So your pissed off at yourself because you're slackin off in school? Quit the boozin and study. That's ALL you have to do. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | At the gym |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/20/17 6:55:55 AM #2 | And lift And strain And HYPER EXTEND Lift with that lower back! --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | Which of these major world religions do you most identify with? |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/20/17 12:48:27 AM #2 | None. There's nothing to identify with. Might as well believe in scoooobyy doooo. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | How often do eat McDonald's? |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/20/17 12:47:47 AM #21 | How do you make your own sandwhich and it's not filling? Do you not understand your own appetite? --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | How often do eat McDonald's? |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/20/17 12:31:31 AM #2 | About once every 4-5 hours. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | My new car was totaled |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/20/17 12:28:20 AM #13 | Here's what I think happened: Solid Snake07 here was swerving down the road way out of control. He appears to be going 7mph in a 60mph zone. Bimbo starts gaining serious momentum in her tiny shit box and can't see past her own rage. She's seeing red and plows into our friend Solid Snake07, sending him AND/OR his car into the weeds. She freaks out, throws up all over her steering wheel and shits her pants all the way to the back seat. Lives were ruined, and insurance claims were filed. The lesson here is something, but i'll be damned if I know what it is. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | Have you downed a bag of oven baked ruffles in one sitting? |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/20/17 12:21:39 AM #6 | Not Ruffles but I did devour a bag of lays sour cream and onion once. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | Did your favorite NFL team donate to the Trump campaign? Check inside! |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/20/17 12:19:22 AM #2 | Oddly enough, those are all garbage teams. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | Concert shut down over explicit lyrics |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/20/17 12:18:34 AM #8 | Damn I want to get tickets next time they come around. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | You know what you're gonna do when you get outta your Goddamn wheelchair? |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/20/17 12:16:45 AM #3 | I hope I do too. Thanks for the tip. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | My new car was totaled |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/20/17 12:09:51 AM #3 | This didn't happen. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | Johnny Depp facing "financial crisis" |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/18/17 11:16:21 PM #43 | fuzzylittlbunny posted... Is this also like why lottery winners go broke? They're too damn stupid to just put away a fraction of their money just in case their extravagance gets the better of them? That and they all of a sudden have friends that come out of the wood work. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | "Take me to your leader." |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/18/17 11:12:22 PM #2 | I'd say "I am the leader" --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | Thought you guys said kids are expensive. |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/18/17 11:06:40 PM #5 | Wait til they start flipping cars, getting arrested, going to college.... --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | Going Gray |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/18/17 11:05:25 PM #6 | MabusIncarnate posted... I know stress can contribute, but I don't really know how much and how common it can be. I remember within months of Obama taking office he went very noticeably gray very quick. I had a high stress few months a while back and I lost a complete chunk of the front of my hair. It was GONE. Once the high stress went away, they hair actually grew back and, actually it was thicker. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | Going Gray |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/18/17 11:01:40 PM #2 | MabusIncarnate posted... I work a very high tension, high stress job and wonder if it's related Uhhhh.. YEAH. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | Johnny Depp facing "financial crisis" |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/18/17 10:59:36 PM #14 | Hunter S Thompson has seeped through his veins. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | Neighbor called the cops again. |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/18/17 10:52:33 PM #8 | darkprince45 posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted...Hehe. You live in a dump. Hehe. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | Do you smell your fingers after you take a dump? |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/18/17 10:50:02 PM #2 | And other peoples too. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | Neighbor called the cops again. |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/18/17 10:49:20 PM #5 | Hehe. You live in a dump. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | Does anyone know if it's law to wear your seatbelt ina cab? |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/17/17 8:42:26 PM #3 | I would just because some of those cabbies look a little questionable at best. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | I've had the same flash drive since 2006. |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/17/17 8:39:16 PM #2 | That thing cant even store a fart. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | So Twitch is about to add $9.99 and $24.99 subscriptions. |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/17/17 8:37:38 PM #2 | Paying to watch people play games? I'll pass. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | I like drinking alcohol |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/17/17 8:36:57 PM #4 | ReedRothchiId posted... I'm currently donating plasma so I can buy more alcohol. That makes me sound like a drunk It certainly does but I don't care about your problems. I will agree with you in that I like drinking alcohol too. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | Wait, does Homer simpson have a beard? |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/17/17 8:29:15 PM #9 | eston posted... If he shaves it comes back in seconds. Or wolverine is Homer Simpson. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | Wait, does Homer simpson have a beard? |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/17/17 8:27:00 PM #4 | If he shaves it comes back in seconds. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | "Nobody has to use the internet" - a stance a congressman is taking |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/17/17 8:10:59 PM #2 | He's 73. That's all you need to know. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | I might not ace gen chem II and I am freaking out. |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/17/17 8:08:19 PM #3 | Don't worry. It's just a chemical reaction in your brain causing that depression. You wouldn't understand it but, take my word for it. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | Why isn't the futurama tube transport a real thing yet? |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/17/17 8:06:57 PM #2 | I'm working on it OBJ. While I have your attention, could you get into more fights this season for me? It's great entertainment. Also, try to catch the ball a little more. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | Tortellini is the best kind of pasta. |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/17/17 8:04:42 PM #4 | KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted... Tortellini look like little buttholes. Especially if you burn em. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | Seeing The Cleveland Show makes me sick! |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/17/17 8:03:09 PM #3 | I agree. It's dog shit. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | Is it morally okay to deal drugs to support your family? |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/17/17 8:01:43 PM #18 | TheVipaGTS posted... HeyPuff posted...TheVipaGTS posted...Johnny_Nutcase posted...REMercsChamp posted...Johnny_Nutcase posted...If that's all you can do? You shouldn't have a family. You got any flour? --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | Is it morally okay to deal drugs to support your family? |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/17/17 8:00:38 PM #13 | Philoktetes posted... no This guy gets it. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | Is it morally okay to deal drugs to support your family? |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/17/17 7:59:58 PM #11 | TheVipaGTS posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted...REMercsChamp posted...Johnny_Nutcase posted...If that's all you can do? You shouldn't have a family. They're not trying hard enough if it comes down to having peddling pills as your only option. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | Is it morally okay to deal drugs to support your family? |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/17/17 7:57:57 PM #8 | S1nharvest posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted...REMercsChamp posted...Johnny_Nutcase posted...If that's all you can do? You shouldn't have a family. Yeah tell your friends about it. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | Is it morally okay to deal drugs to support your family? |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/17/17 7:56:42 PM #5 | REMercsChamp posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted...If that's all you can do? You shouldn't have a family. No. I'm saying they don't deserve a family. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | Is it morally okay to deal drugs to support your family? |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/17/17 7:55:24 PM #2 | If that's all you can do? You shouldn't have a family. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | Wasps keep trying to build a hive in the same place by my house |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/17/17 7:52:36 PM #2 | Burn whatever they're building on down. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | Server gives you your dinner, smiles, says 'enjoy your meal' :) |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/17/17 7:31:34 PM #4 | Zack_Attackv1 posted... He stole that from me the bastard. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | So this Bomberman game for the Nintendo Switch... |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/17/17 7:14:45 PM #5 | Is there any good games on the switch? Other than zelda I guess... --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | CE, I am seriously considering running the Boston Marathon next year. |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/17/17 7:13:28 PM #2 | Don't bother if you're not trying to win. I wouldn't look down on you if you even had to trip a few people up. But you in to WIN. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | orange clown enjoys another weekend of golf with his white posse |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/16/17 4:59:26 AM #3 | Trump 1 NK 0 --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | Why do YOU drive a SUV? |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/16/17 4:57:46 AM #8 | I can flip anything you let me drive. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | Why do YOU drive a SUV? |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/16/17 4:55:06 AM #5 | Because THEY flip EASILY. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
Topic | how do you people stay up so late |
Johnny_Nutcase 04/13/17 8:29:55 PM #3 | What do you mean "you people"? --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson |
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