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I had those on once and went speeding down a hill out of control and got hit by a car.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I laughed because she's such a bitch.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Or you get one of those non stop shits that go on for 17 minutes straight.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I can't brush these here teef because they'll fall out onto the floor.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Any reality show.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

RebelElite791 posted...

No, but I'm also not a weirdo who answers phone calls from unknown numbers.

No you're just a weirdo.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Sometimes you spill gas everywhere.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Time to head home soldier. Here's your medal.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I just got one and messed with the little bastard. He got mad and told me to shove my computer up my wifes ass. I told him "I did that's how I got the virus on it"
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Mystere posted...

Spongebob is annoying.

This and Bobs Burgers.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I think it's great. Don't be an asshole country and you're fine.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Probably won't be a lot. Weren't they aiming for some kind of facility?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

garan posted...

Looney Tunes, and its not even close. Disney is fucking garbage.

Damn right! I love those coyote/roadrunner cartoons. Violence everywhere.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Gettin to that age where your limbs start falling off. It's a rough downhill ride pal.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Don't be a dumbass and do that shit in front of everyone. We used to settle scores in an out of the way area.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

And lift!
And strain!
And HYPER EXTEND
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Sativa_Rose posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

JackSwanye2 posted...

They should just fight back. Punch the bully in the face or crack a chair across their back and they wont mess with you again. You might get suspended but it is worth it.

Exactly. Be a little shit coward about it too. Just run up with a chair and BLAST them across the back of the head, and run like hell!

The kid who did that would likely be expelled, criminally charged, and have their life completely derailed for doing such a thing.

That's why you run like hell.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I wanna see it. It's like 4th of july on steroids I bet.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I just remember seeing people jumping out of the towers. That was some crazy shit.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

shockthemonkey posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

JackSwanye2 posted...

They should just fight back. Punch the bully in the face or crack a chair across their back and they wont mess with you again. You might get suspended but it is worth it.

Exactly. Be a little shit coward about it too. Just run up with a chair and BLAST them across the back of the head, and run like hell!

...and then have class with that person tomorrow, and the next day, and the day after, etc

They aren't actually escaping anything, just getting a lick in before it all gets much worse.

Well the schools going to be low on chairs.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

JackSwanye2 posted...

They should just fight back. Punch the bully in the face or crack a chair across their back and they wont mess with you again. You might get suspended but it is worth it.

Exactly. Be a little shit coward about it too. Just run up with a chair and BLAST them across the back of the head, and run like hell!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Or just run a belt sander over someone until there's nothing left.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

ROD posted...

CableZL posted...

I'm allergic to insect bites and stings... I think I'd have a really bad reaction to a scorpion sting. When I was little, a bee stung me on my pinky finger and my whole hand was swollen for two weeks.

aren't scorpion stings lethal? I thought so

Some of them.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Good I can't wait until all those antiquated brick mortar shit holes are gone.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

vip vip VREEEEEEP
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

When they rip your face off and wear it as a hat.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

meestermj posted...

Or would you rather the horse just lie down and get eaten?

I would actually. I hate horses.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Shit in your neighbors toilet to save on your water bill.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Who let the frogs out.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Private rooms are also hard to come by in busy, overcrowded emergency rooms, and patients may be inappropriately clustered by gender.

Tough shit. That happens to literally everyone

Patients continue to use the hashtag today.

OH NO!!

What a joke of an article. Holy shit.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Gettin a new name eh?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

You guys act like like they're all gone. I see them all over the place.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

What happens if they don't work in the state for 4 years? Does someone come around to kick their ass?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I would find it interesting if they tried to drag off an MMA fighter. Shit would have gotten interesting fast. Race doesn't matter, just someone that can defend themselves in a devilish fashion.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

God you're sick.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Gojak_v3 posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Is there a video in that link?

No, as it's just breaking. But if yer wanting to see what kind of blast it has there is a video of a 2003 test on the internet.

Yeah I just saw that on CNN but I didn't find it all that impressive.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

fenderbender321 posted...

Yeah, but luckily we're pretty much all born with it. It's kind of like dogs...you throw them into the water, and they swim. Humans are the same way once they reach a certain age.

Not true.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Is there a video in that link?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

DoctorPiranha3 posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Well I do.

D: are you an interdimensional space genie?

*vanishes in the shadows*

*loud crash*

FUCKING cables lying around everywhere!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Don't fall through a window.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Toshibas going to be around for decades. I don't see the point of this topic.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Well I do.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

spudger posted...

yes.

what idiot doesnt know how to swim?

imagine dying in some basic ass event where 5 minutes of learning would have saved your life

This. I think it's great people posting "it could never happen to me"
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

spudger posted...

Burgess posted...

I don't get it.

burgess meredith pls

He had time to read about it but he broke his glasses.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

It's also been reported he takes dumps.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

You're going to fail, quit kidding yourself and go eat your way to happy.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

She's about to fall into some money soon, so maybe she can realize her dream of making Dr. Crystal Pepper?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Coolppl Owns posted...

He should sue United for every penny he can get. Fuck them.

It's an easy win too. I'll take a concussion for millions of dollars any day of the week.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson