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TopicI am going back to my exs at 2:30pm
Monolith1676
05/21/17 2:43:23 PM
#3
Eevee-Trainer posted...
Be sure to prepare a heartfelt poem.


I've prepared a hardfelt dick instead.
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TopicI am going back to my exs at 2:30pm
Monolith1676
05/21/17 2:41:55 PM
#1
Damn, she is the best.
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TopicSo I opened a can of worms with my clingy ex from 5 years ago(storytime no pics)
Monolith1676
05/21/17 1:00:57 AM
#46
I put the mack down on my ex today.
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Topichow do you feel about people who still see their Ex?
Monolith1676
05/20/17 11:34:04 PM
#25
So me and my ex hooked back up.
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TopicHow much are you supposed to tip your mechanic?
Monolith1676
05/20/17 4:01:14 PM
#2
0%
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TopicAm I the only one who isn't really a fan of the new Linkin Park and Gorillaz
Monolith1676
05/20/17 3:16:36 PM
#2
They have always been garbage.
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Topichow do you feel about people who still see their Ex?
Monolith1676
05/20/17 2:57:47 PM
#22
It needs to be 1400 hours already. This wait is painful as hell.
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Topichow do you feel about people who still see their Ex?
Monolith1676
05/20/17 9:25:50 AM
#21
Also you can't spell sex without ex.
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TopicTwo Large Breasted Ladies
Monolith1676
05/20/17 9:13:58 AM
#2
Your topics suck now.
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Topichow do you feel about people who still see their Ex?
Monolith1676
05/20/17 9:05:23 AM
#20
It is a great thing. I am seeing mine today and I think she is falling for me all over again.
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TopicMyth:Being tall attracts girls
Monolith1676
05/20/17 3:29:50 AM
#53
Well, I got a date with my ex today who is 5'2". Awww yeah.
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TopicMyth:Being tall attracts girls
Monolith1676
05/19/17 8:09:21 PM
#50
I am fucked.
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TopicI have no motivation to do anything today.
Monolith1676
05/19/17 2:12:38 PM
#7
I am feeling the same. Just had a huge fight with my most recent ex.
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TopicWhen is the last time you ate a gyro
Monolith1676
05/19/17 2:00:13 PM
#35
Never
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TopicMy 15 most-played games on Xbox One
Monolith1676
05/19/17 12:14:35 PM
#5
Mine is:

Never played any.
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TopicAnthony Weiner to plead guilty to sexting a minor
Monolith1676
05/19/17 10:50:34 AM
#27

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TopicChicken + pickle = The Chickle
Monolith1676
05/19/17 10:46:10 AM
#5
Looks like a trip to Fresno is in order.
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TopicTwo guys kill a kid after stealing his mom's car.
Monolith1676
05/19/17 7:50:36 AM
#2

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TopicHow do you not get ripped off when asking a girl to send you her waste products?
Monolith1676
05/19/17 7:48:12 AM
#13
GOATSLAYER posted...
Monolith1676 posted...
.....you can't send piss or shit in the mail.

I'm pretty sure people have mailed shit to Idubbz before


Some may have gone through, but it is still illegal since it is considered hazardous material.
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TopicHow do you not get ripped off when asking a girl to send you her waste products?
Monolith1676
05/19/17 7:46:06 AM
#10
.....you can't send piss or shit in the mail.
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TopicDescribe the last time you felt confident in your appearance, ce
Monolith1676
05/19/17 3:47:53 AM
#16
Always, I never give a fuck what people think.
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TopicSo I opened a can of worms with my clingy ex from 5 years ago(storytime no pics)
Monolith1676
05/19/17 3:46:59 AM
#42
ArtVandelay posted...
Monolith1676 posted...
I am trying so fucking hard to get with my ex from 10 years ago. It is wearing me out.

That's quite a long gap. why now?


I thought I hated the fuck out of her. Fast forward 10 years later, I am unhappy in a relationship that is almost 9 years old. I send my previous ex a message on Facebook and it is like 10 years and a messy breakup never happened. I see her later that day and I fall in love all over again. She still loves me but is not in love with me.
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TopicSo I opened a can of worms with my clingy ex from 5 years ago(storytime no pics)
Monolith1676
05/19/17 3:25:27 AM
#40
I am trying so fucking hard to get with my ex from 10 years ago. It is wearing me out.
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TopicI got a new girlfriend!
Monolith1676
05/19/17 2:00:46 AM
#22
Fuck! Now my ex from 10 years ago says I confuse her, but she won't tell me why and she will tell me eventually.
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TopicEating is a chore to me.
Monolith1676
05/18/17 10:14:58 PM
#11
Yeah, I bately eat anymore as well. When I went to the doctor last week, I weighed 351.7lbs.
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TopicHow does one get over the fear of rejection?
Monolith1676
05/18/17 8:56:01 PM
#6
DezCaughtIt posted...
Get told no a lot


This is true.
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TopicI got a new girlfriend!
Monolith1676
05/18/17 4:33:19 PM
#21
Also girls don't like guys who blast death metal at insane volumes while they drive.
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TopicI got a new girlfriend!
Monolith1676
05/18/17 3:19:52 PM
#20
That is a good one.
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TopicI got a new girlfriend!
Monolith1676
05/18/17 3:16:53 PM
#18
Personally I think I am hot shit, but in reality I am an ugly giant who is also fat.
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TopicI got a new girlfriend!
Monolith1676
05/18/17 3:12:59 PM
#16
Turbam posted...
Monolith1676 posted...
Turbam posted...
Monolith1676 posted...
Quick! Someone get me a hot girlfriend on the double.

match.com


I want a girlfriend that I do not meet online. I want a girl to like me when they see me, not have to talk to me first, then see me and not like me.

okcupid.com


I wouldn't even know where to begin with a dating site.
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TopicI got a new girlfriend!
Monolith1676
05/18/17 2:59:11 PM
#14
Turbam posted...
Monolith1676 posted...
Quick! Someone get me a hot girlfriend on the double.

match.com


I want a girlfriend that I do not meet online. I want a girl to like me when they see me, not have to talk to me first, then see me and not like me.
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TopicI got a new girlfriend!
Monolith1676
05/18/17 2:57:19 PM
#12
E32005 posted...
Did you put her batteries in ?


No, I brought the air pump.
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TopicI got a new girlfriend!
Monolith1676
05/18/17 2:54:56 PM
#10
Quick! Someone get me a hot girlfriend on the double.
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TopicSo this female cashier tells me...
Monolith1676
05/18/17 2:22:48 PM
#6
When people say have a nice day or something to me, I just look down on them with a mean look.
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TopicI got a new girlfriend!
Monolith1676
05/18/17 2:18:08 PM
#9
I wish I could.
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TopicI got a new girlfriend!
Monolith1676
05/18/17 2:15:51 PM
#6
Not a lame joke. It is a classic.
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TopicI got a new girlfriend!
Monolith1676
05/18/17 2:14:24 PM
#5
My ex doesn't even want me. She says she loves me but is not in love with me. I am accepting the fact I will probably never get another girlfriend again.
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TopicI got a new girlfriend!
Monolith1676
05/18/17 2:11:49 PM
#1
Her name is Molly Palm and she has 5 sisters.
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TopicThis teacher is the poster child for saying "NO" to drugs
Monolith1676
05/18/17 1:35:34 PM
#3
Fucking gross as hell.
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TopicWhy are a lot of White people not offended by the term "White trash"?
Monolith1676
05/18/17 10:57:02 AM
#61
It's whatever.
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TopicMyth:Being tall attracts girls
Monolith1676
05/18/17 10:53:28 AM
#47
XT3M3 posted...
Monolith1676 posted...
PyroBlade1985 posted...
Monolith1676 posted...
Axiom posted...
Sounds like you have a naturally scary face. Scary face plus large build can be intimidating to girls


I do have huge dark circles under my eyes.

Maybe you need more sleep?


Isleep about 9 hours a day.


stop masturbating


I barely do that anymore, I'd say I cut back 95%.
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TopicMyth:Being tall attracts girls
Monolith1676
05/18/17 10:52:06 AM
#46
Khalpz posted...
It's how you act then. Being tall is an attractive trait.

Are you interesting, assertive, funny all that good shit women look for?


Interesting, no. Assertive, sometimes. Funny, my ex says I am funny and sensitive.
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TopicLast game you played and beverage you drank.
Monolith1676
05/18/17 10:50:03 AM
#22
JScriv posted...
Monolith1676 posted...
Perfect Dark

Pibb Xtra

My man.

Resident Evil 4, coffee.


Unfortunately the last time I played it was about 1.5 weeks ago.
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TopicMyth:Being tall attracts girls
Monolith1676
05/18/17 10:46:19 AM
#42
Khalpz posted...
There is such a thing as too tall.

You'll be fine though. It's an interesting trait.


Haha, no. I'm just going to be the crazy cat guy.
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TopicMy ex wants the sex. What do?
Monolith1676
05/18/17 6:54:08 AM
#51
Conflict posted...
I said 'being stuck'. You broke up with that girl 10 years ago and you've been hung up on her that whole time. I don't even understand how that's possible, are you depressed or something?


I've been depressed for the 10 years we've been apart. She is the most amazing girl I have ever been with. My most recent ex was an amazing girl, but not in the same ways. My old ex was everything I ever wanted in a girl, beauty, funny, super short and caring.
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TopicMy ex wants the sex. What do?
Monolith1676
05/18/17 6:37:57 AM
#49
awesome999 posted...
Monolith1676 posted...
Oh but she is. The moment we made eye contact in high school it was all over for me. I was a piece of shit and I do not know why. She left me and we were apart for 10 years, but I always thought about her. We saw each other a little over a week ago and the magic was still there.

You watch waaay too many movies


She agreed that we still had that connection.

Conflict posted...
Imagine being stuck on the same fucking girl for 10 years


Actually it has been 14 years. We first met in 2003 when we were in high school.
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TopicPost in this topic if you want me to complement you
Monolith1676
05/18/17 6:33:35 AM
#17
I want you to eviscerate me.
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TopicLast game you played and beverage you drank.
Monolith1676
05/18/17 6:32:51 AM
#5
Perfect Dark

Pibb Xtra
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TopicMy ex wants the sex. What do?
Monolith1676
05/18/17 6:31:51 AM
#45
This shit with her gets more confusing by the day. I can't even sleep and I need to be awake in 8 hours.
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TopicWHY DO girls LIKE ZIT POPPING WTF
Monolith1676
05/18/17 6:27:31 AM
#4
Meth.
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