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Monolith1676
05/15/17 11:49:52 PM
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She is 5'2" which always made for the best sex, but she is throwing so many mixed signals, like she wants me and she doesn't want me. It is so confusing.
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Khalpz
05/15/17 11:50:59 PM
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Just ask her if she wants the mangeira.
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Monolith1676
05/15/17 11:52:36 PM
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She wants the backdoor, even though when we tried 10 years ago I was way too big to fit.
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sylverlolol
05/15/17 11:53:20 PM
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Monolith1676 posted...
She wants the backdoor, even though when we tried 10 years ago I was way too big to fit.

lol im sure you were bud
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Monolith1676
05/15/17 11:53:24 PM
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I can't have her over here my most recent ex still hasn't moved out.
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Taxer
05/15/17 11:53:30 PM
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Pack her fudge then tell her to pack her bags
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Monolith1676
05/15/17 11:54:21 PM
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She straight up said it was enormous just a little while ago.
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Monolith1676
05/15/17 11:55:51 PM
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Taxer posted...
Pack her fudge then tell her to pack her bags


Actually I am hoping it leads to us getting back together.
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Taxer
05/15/17 11:57:58 PM
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Monolith1676 posted...
Taxer posted...
Pack her fudge then tell her to pack her bags


Actually I am hoping it leads to us getting back together.


What no don't do that
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Monolith1676
05/15/17 11:58:34 PM
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I have to, she is the love of my life.
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prince_leo
05/16/17 12:12:15 AM
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yeah dude, go ahead and smash it's not like --

Monolith1676 posted...
Actually I am hoping it leads to us getting back together.

oh no, forget everything and ignore her
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_Deuce_
05/16/17 12:14:06 AM
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Gravityfare
05/16/17 12:15:17 AM
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My ex wants the sex. What do?

her
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creativeme
05/16/17 12:15:34 AM
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pics of ex
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meestermj
05/16/17 12:17:41 AM
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Gravityfare posted...
My ex wants the sex. What do?

her

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Bloodychess
05/16/17 12:19:23 AM
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meestermj posted...
Gravityfare posted...
My ex wants the sex. What do?

her


Nah, better consult the sex wizards of CE first
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DekuPoe
05/16/17 1:07:06 AM
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Monolith1676 posted...
She wants the backdoor, even though when we tried 10 years ago I was way too big to fit.

Took me a while before I realized that meant butthole.
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Dark_SilverX
05/16/17 1:09:22 AM
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Monolith1676 posted...
She wants the backdoor, even though when we tried 10 years ago I was way too big to fit.

Nice. Lick it first then stick it in no condom.
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Monolith1676
05/16/17 1:26:49 AM
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She wouldn't want me to post pics of her and I'll respect that.
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Monolith1676
05/16/17 9:02:05 AM
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So we decided to hold off on it. This was my message to her:

I love you and respect you enough to not push it on you, like I said i will not hurt you, because hurting you hurts me more in the end
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giantblimpN7
05/16/17 9:03:12 AM
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Monolith1676
05/16/17 9:04:23 AM
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She already had a kid while we were apart. Would have been my kid had I not fucked up so badly.
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Gojak_v3
05/16/17 9:07:25 AM
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Monolith1676 posted...
She already had a kid while we were apart. Would have been my kid had I not fucked up so badly.


Bail now then. Yer a cuck if you raise another man's kid.
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voldothegr8
05/16/17 9:07:28 AM
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This happened
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Hey
05/16/17 9:09:12 AM
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Well how do you know that she doesn't want you to share her pics with us unless you ask?
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Weezy_Tha_Don
05/16/17 9:21:57 AM
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you want to raise another dudes kid? well, to each his own
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_IceSikle
05/16/17 9:24:36 AM
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What's the big deal with being a stepparent?
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Monolith1676
05/16/17 10:42:26 AM
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I had a bad fucking feeling when I woke up this morning that something bad will happen to me at work. I hope I make it through the week to see her again.
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_Reivax_
05/16/17 10:51:45 AM
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sounds baity lmao
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Monolith1676
05/16/17 10:54:06 AM
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It is all serious, I have no reason to lie about anything on here.
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Virus731
05/16/17 10:55:27 AM
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Monolith1676 posted...
She straight up said it was enormous just a little while ago.


they always say that when you're together.
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Monolith1676
05/16/17 10:56:20 AM
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The thing is we haven't been together in 10 years.
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philsov
05/16/17 11:03:56 AM
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Monolith1676 posted...
The thing is we haven't been together in 10 years.


Love is a verb.

No -- she is not the love of your life. The reciprocation isn't there, dude.
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_Reivax_
05/16/17 11:07:01 AM
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philsov posted...
Monolith1676 posted...
The thing is we haven't been together in 10 years.


Love is a verb.

No -- she is not the love of your life.

google pls
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Monolith1676
05/16/17 11:09:37 AM
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Oh but she is. The moment we made eye contact in high school it was all over for me. I was a piece of shit and I do not know why. She left me and we were apart for 10 years, but I always thought about her. We saw each other a little over a week ago and the magic was still there.
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Monolith1676
05/16/17 11:11:10 AM
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Even if we don't get together, I am fine stsying single because she is the only person I want to be with.
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XT3M3
05/16/17 11:13:49 AM
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she has a kid doe
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Dampproof
05/16/17 11:15:48 AM
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Monolith1676 posted...
She wouldn't want me to post pics of her and I'll respect that.


But I am sure she'd want you talking about her wanting it in the butt.
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Monolith1676
05/16/17 11:17:37 AM
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She remains anonymous either way.
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Monolith1676
05/16/17 1:25:39 PM
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Now she says I have a grandpa laugh.
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Monolith1676
05/16/17 7:44:22 PM
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I thought I hated her after we broke up, but I love her more than ever now.
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Monolith1676
05/18/17 6:31:51 AM
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This shit with her gets more confusing by the day. I can't even sleep and I need to be awake in 8 hours.
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Spherticus
05/18/17 6:34:02 AM
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god damn youre clingy
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awesome999
05/18/17 6:34:43 AM
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Monolith1676 posted...
Oh but she is. The moment we made eye contact in high school it was all over for me. I was a piece of shit and I do not know why. She left me and we were apart for 10 years, but I always thought about her. We saw each other a little over a week ago and the magic was still there.

You watch waaay too many movies
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Monolith1676
05/18/17 6:37:57 AM
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awesome999 posted...
Monolith1676 posted...
Oh but she is. The moment we made eye contact in high school it was all over for me. I was a piece of shit and I do not know why. She left me and we were apart for 10 years, but I always thought about her. We saw each other a little over a week ago and the magic was still there.

You watch waaay too many movies


She agreed that we still had that connection.

Conflict posted...
Imagine being stuck on the same fucking girl for 10 years


Actually it has been 14 years. We first met in 2003 when we were in high school.
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