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TopicAnyone ever have Ethiopian food?
Chicken
05/12/17 2:07:25 AM
#10
organicbamf posted...
yes, i've gone to an empty fridge multiple times in one night, expecting food to magically appear



lmao god damn
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TopicI'm so sick of dealing with people when they drink/smoke pot
Chicken
05/12/17 2:05:11 AM
#10
Hes right though.

How do you know if someone smokes a lot of pot?

Dont worry, they'll tell you every chance they get.
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TopicI met a girl that was 4ft 7 inches tall
Chicken
05/12/17 2:03:09 AM
#5
She wouldnt even need to kneel.
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TopicStealth game franchises have been murdered with a vengeance
Chicken
05/12/17 2:02:26 AM
#17
Was the new Deus Ex actually bad? I own it but I haven't gotten around to finishing it, but the parts I've played seemed pretty fun.
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TopicWhat if you're given a parking ticket but someone steals it off your windshield?
Chicken
05/12/17 2:00:52 AM
#5
Virus731 posted...
Monkhood posted...
who would steal a ticket roflmao


well it'd be funny if they didn't also send out a letter to the person getting ticketed's address.


This. I didnt realize they mailed the ticket as well so it seemed like it would be a good thing to do if you didnt like someone.
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TopicSo I was at a club tonight with my girlfriend, and another girl starts GRINDING
Chicken
05/12/17 1:55:07 AM
#6
Sativa_Rose posted...
Chicken posted...
Ew thats unsanitary. Who wants a gross sweaty ass crack smeared all over them?

Wait. Forget I asked that... I know CE too well.


Look at this mormon


Did you just assume my religion?
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TopicWhat if you're given a parking ticket but someone steals it off your windshield?
Chicken
05/12/17 1:53:28 AM
#1
Wouldnt you be in huge shit for not paying that ticket even though you had no idea you got one?
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TopicSo I was at a club tonight with my girlfriend, and another girl starts GRINDING
Chicken
05/12/17 1:51:21 AM
#3
Ew thats unsanitary. Who wants a gross sweaty ass crack smeared all over them?

Wait. Forget I asked that... I know CE too well.
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TopicStarting Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders *spoilers*
Chicken
05/12/17 1:45:21 AM
#11
Bloodychess posted...
Holy shit that's awful. I need to find an uncensored version before I get too deep into this


If you look a bit, you can find a fansub of the blu ray version. Each episode is like over a gig though in size. Totally worth it for the uncensoring and higher quality animation.
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TopicAnyone else likes having their pimples licked?
Chicken
05/12/17 1:40:12 AM
#5
No I like when someone pops them and smears my dirty face juice around in a slow spiral.
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TopicPlaying Resident Evil 4 for the first time.
Chicken
05/12/17 1:27:36 AM
#155
Garioshi posted...
wait when did leon lose his jacket


He loses it when he gets tied up with LUUUUIIIIIIIIIIS!
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TopicDakota Access pipeline leaked 84 gallons of oil in April
Chicken
05/11/17 2:22:37 PM
#18
According to Aqua Teen Hunger Force, that's like 28 toilet flushes.
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TopicHey, I'm going to try these things called "mozzarella sticks" today.
Chicken
05/11/17 9:41:23 AM
#5
Are they just sticks of mozzarella like cheese strings, or are they the breaded and deep fried kind?

Not that it matters. Cheese is delicious.
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TopicMarth Smash Bros players, what happens here?
Chicken
05/11/17 9:40:10 AM
#10
The problem lies in the fact that the Marth player picked a shit character.
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TopicDo you hit buttons or press buttons?
Chicken
05/11/17 9:34:47 AM
#5
I punch the keys for gods sake!
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Topicnight shift and working 84 hours a week is starting to get to me
Chicken
05/11/17 7:50:17 AM
#12
I work 40 and still feel like I dont get enough free time.
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TopicFor those who've eaten from McDonald's; what IS that aftertaste?
Chicken
05/11/17 7:34:18 AM
#5
TopicOne Piece will be on break next week
Chicken
05/11/17 7:31:46 AM
#16
scar the 1 posted...
Link HT posted...
Vegy posted...
You're confusing one piece with bleach tbh

bleach is empty pages of nothing

one piece is full pages of nothing of value and useless dialogue

Only with the flashbacks. Like the one starting now.



Shwoo!
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TopicOne Piece will be on break next week
Chicken
05/11/17 7:26:04 AM
#8
Also have there been any new crew members after Brook? Feels like there's been no true plot progression since the timeskip.
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TopicWhy do so many white people fetishize asians?
Chicken
05/11/17 7:12:41 AM
#5
TopicOne Piece will be on break next week
Chicken
05/11/17 7:12:21 AM
#5
Were Bleach panels busy? All I remember is that there were hardly any backgrounds.
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TopicOne Piece will be on break next week
Chicken
05/11/17 7:10:42 AM
#2
Its not like you're missing much. Just imagine a handful of stupidly busy panels and a whole lot of no plot and you have yourself a one piece chapter.
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TopicCompetitive Smash Bros might actually be good if they turned items on
Chicken
05/11/17 6:57:10 AM
#21
Why would some Smash songs by copyrighted but not Final Destination's themes? Thats weird.
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Topicis it right for a cop to shoot a fleeing suspect?
Chicken
05/11/17 5:52:59 AM
#23
The cop should just shoot the criminals shoes off so he steps on pebbles and hurts his feet.
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TopicThe heavy metal cartoon movie looks like shit
Chicken
05/11/17 4:32:57 AM
#7
I only watched it when I was younger because boobs.
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TopicCompetitive Smash Bros might actually be good if they turned items on
Chicken
05/11/17 4:28:55 AM
#18
The pro smash players cant handle being able to think on their feet when items are involved so they pushed to ban items entirely. Some items are crazy powerful, but I think being able to react and adapt to what appears on screen would add an extra layer of strategy to the game. Same with levels that aren't set to Omega mode.
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Topici dont think ive ever seen someone get destroyed this hard before
Chicken
05/11/17 4:26:06 AM
#3
TopicI just asked 70 girls if they wanted to fuck tomorrow on Tinder
Chicken
05/11/17 4:09:32 AM
#46
AmazingAjd posted...
imgur.com/8hvn1ps

he posted his tinder profile in the other topic where he complains about tinder girls lol. I think now we know why they act the way they do


They really like bananas?
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TopicPlaying Resident Evil 4 for the first time.
Chicken
05/11/17 4:00:39 AM
#114
Loooove RE4. So much replayability.
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TopicSmash baby tries to learn a fighting game, fails miserably (totes unsurprising)
Chicken
05/11/17 3:52:54 AM
#39
ManSpread posted...
Chicken posted...
Fighting game nerds just claim Smash isn't a fighting game because they don't know how to fight in the air.

did you really just say this when both marvel vs capcom and guilty gear predate smash by a pretty significant amount of time?


Sorry I only play real fighting games, not the trash you just listed.
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TopicAre there resources for pregnant girls in middle school?
Chicken
05/11/17 3:51:45 AM
#4
When I lied to people saying I got someone pregnant in high school a councillor pulled me aside and gave me a stack of pamphlets so theres that.
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TopicGive me one factual reason why the earth isnt flat
Chicken
05/11/17 3:49:16 AM
#3
TopicYou guys ever see or hear of the man with 2 dicks.
Chicken
05/11/17 3:45:48 AM
#7
Has he ever used them both at the same time? Can he deed twice?
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TopicRussian roulette is not the same without a gun, and baby when it's love if it ai
Chicken
05/11/17 3:44:00 AM
#2
What is this emo shit
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TopicI just asked 70 girls if they wanted to fuck tomorrow on Tinder
Chicken
05/11/17 3:43:03 AM
#38
TC must be rich for him to get a bite that easily.
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TopicI think my friend's girl has been hitting on me all night. What do? >.>
Chicken
05/11/17 3:40:26 AM
#25
She sounds like a piece of shit. If you two become a thing, she'll just go after the next dude that's more fit and well off than you are behind your back.

If you dont want to be friends with the guy, bang her once and move on.

Otherwise, don't fall for her advances and remain friends with both of them.

If you try doing anything even remotely long term with her you'll just end up being as miserable as her boyfriend currently is.
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TopicITT:The game that killed pre ordering for you
Chicken
05/11/17 2:19:01 AM
#34
TopicAnother user got warned for asking about MagicDonut's porn subreddit.
Chicken
05/11/17 1:45:08 AM
#2
Topic2,000 People Have Seen THIS MAN in Their Dreams *WARNING SCARY VID*
Chicken
05/11/17 1:44:09 AM
#18
soulunison2 posted...
yall realize this was viral marketing for a movie that never came out right


Guess it wasnt viral enough lol.
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TopicGod, Split was so good until the very last 2 minutes of the movie
Chicken
05/11/17 1:32:44 AM
#3
I like how they gave Bruce Willis a shirt with his name on it just in case people were too dense to remember who his character was
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Topicyo is trump actually fo factually gonna get impeached?
Chicken
05/11/17 1:31:12 AM
#5
People are too busy wondering what shoes the Kardashians are wearing to actually get up off their ass and deal with their issues.
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Topicwould you smash this chick?
Chicken
05/11/17 1:30:07 AM
#89
Milkman5 posted...
How does she look like an idiot?


Look at her face, not her ass.
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TopicSmash baby tries to learn a fighting game, fails miserably (totes unsurprising)
Chicken
05/11/17 1:25:22 AM
#37
Fighting game nerds just claim Smash isn't a fighting game because they don't know how to fight in the air.

And personally, I prefer the air.
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TopicExamples where the remake of something is superior
Chicken
05/11/17 1:23:17 AM
#43
Came here to say Metroid Zero Mission but everyone beat me to it. Damn that was a good game.
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TopicFuck what do you do for fun?
Chicken
05/10/17 4:02:58 PM
#2
Video games and cry.
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TopicLOL @ men who don't shave their legs
Chicken
05/10/17 3:53:16 PM
#22
My uncle died from a shark attack because he couldn't swim fast enough due to not shaving his legs.
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