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Virus731 posted...

My "I told you so" is going to be worth so much more than yours... 4.5x more to be exact.

It could have been 18x more if you bet early instead of being a casual and jumping on the hype train late.
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Returning_CEmen posted...

Sure everyone said the same about all of Rhonda Rousey's fights before Holmes beat her.

I actually made a bunch of money on that fight but I didn't bet on Holm because of odds, I bet on her because I felt her size and style would be difficult for Ronda to deal with and I was right.

The difference between that fight and this one is that was 2 MMA fighters going at it while this is the greatest defensive boxer of all time vs the guy who got his ass kicked by Nate Diaz.

And dude, can you try not to butcher their names? It's Ronda and Holm, if you're going to comment on something at least put a little effort into it.
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You're a sucker. Not only are you losing your money but you also got the bet with terrible odds. He opened up at like +1800 and is now only +325. It's a sucker bet through and through. Bookies are going to make so much money off you casuals.
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We will get her a passport when I get mine renewed in November. Relief to finally have it done.
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My wife loves Jessicababyfat (even though she is completely fake) and would agree to allowing me to do this.
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Front tire on my bike got a slow leak that I had to get patched. Wake up this morning and the rear right tire of the truck is completely flat. Thinking I must have picked up a nail or something last night.

Thankfully I got my bike tire fixed or I would have had no way to get to work today...
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I don't need to explain. It's pretty obvious. Always meant to watch it but a recent Joe Rogan pod cast made me decide to check it out.
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jackgunney posted...

whitelytning posted...

People can ride bikes safely. I'm not one of them.

It's good that you recognize that you're unsafe and did something about it. A cousin of mine has gone through 4 bikes, seven broken bones, and a skin graft, but he's still out trying to get another motorcycle.

That's insane. I've gone down once on my bike. It was at 15kmh and a car clipped me from behind when he pulled off the curb without looking while I was riding a Ninja 250R. Backed up and drove away. I've driven quick and what many people would consider wrecklessly and never came close to going down. Some people really shouldn't ride.
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CBR300R. Been riding *daily* for 4 years, over all 10 but not consistent, went 3 years without rising at one point and missed a couple other seasons as well.

Use to drive a GSXR1000 when I still lived in Canada, now I live in Thailand and went with something smaller because of the traffic. Next year I'll be buying either a ZX10R or an R6 (comes down to money in the end) for everything but basic commutes around the city.

My bike is my daily commuter year round.
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SF_Okami posted...

FighterStreet posted...

move to california

I have a laundry list of reasons why I wont even step foot in that state.

blablablax17 posted...

Turn 0n the air conditioner.
It's still 100 here at 10pm

It is on >.>

Then how are you sweating still? It's around 100F here every day of the year yet the ac does a good job of keeping my house cool.
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Went the other day. Picked up a medium fries and coke. Cost 86 baht. Didn't notice the combo they had, it included a jumbo box of fries (about the same as 2 larges) and 2 medium cokes for 99 baht. Was kinda choked when I saw that, 2.5x more stuff for an extra 30 cents or so...
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solosnake posted...

Damn, I cant believe 10 demo discs are worth that much

Yea considering you can just get any game you want with a blank cd-r.
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My wife is closer friends with a chick I banged before we started dating than I am. They talk almost every day (she went back to the Philippines to find university).
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Doom_Art posted...

I love people on here saying "ah well I'll be fine if I just look at it for a sec"

Couple seconds are fine as long as it's just that. You can look up directly at the sun for a couple seconds and not go blind.
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NeonOctopus posted...

I'm good at chipping and putting but awful at driving so nah >_>

Exact opposite for me. Can drive over 300 yards but have a terrible short game.
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Teacher.
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WizardPowers posted...

Out of curiosity OP

Do most trans women there just get banged, or do they also do the banging?

I only know one guy who bangs ladyboys and he says he has never seen their dick. Apparently do a great job at keeping it hidden.
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Grade 1/2 IEP (Intensive English Program) ESL teacher. Teach math and science. Tutor on the side a bit as well, usually conversational English.
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I see young Muslim girls as young as 4 wearing hijabs here all the time (literally every day, I drive past a Muslim school on the way to my school). Are these people all sexualizing their children?
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I don't know how it happened but started today. I'm getting notifications for new posts and new topics.
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MelzezDoor posted...

I'd feel sorry for the guy who bet 800k if Mcgregor wins lmao.

Schaub apparently bet $1,000,000 on McGregor to win. Mayweather probably put a large portion of his purse down on the fight as well. If he bet $100,000,000 (which wouldn't be surprising) he'd profit over $20,000,000.
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Odds are just so good. Mayweather is currently a -450 when he should be like -1400. He's +280 to win by decision which is the likely outcome though I wouldn't be shocked to see him knock Conor out some time after the 7th.
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120pm and watching the first episode of The Defenders. Also trying to figure out why I'm getting notifications for every single post and topic on CE and how I can turn that crap off.
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Bump. I'll probably finish the final episode of season 3 this morning and get started on. season 4.
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Holy shit at Stringer getting killed. I was finding the show to be a bit predictable but definitely didn't expect that.
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mew4ever posted...

Season four is one of the best seasons of television ever produced. But so is season three so if you're not "seeing the hype" it might not be your show.

Like I said, I'm enjoying it. I've marathoned nearly 3 seasons in about a week. I was just expecting more due to all the hype.
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Kazi1212 posted...

If you don't get the hype by now you'll never get it. Maybe go watch Hawaii 5-0

Hawaii 5-0 is trash just like all those procedural crime shows.
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No spoilers beyond this episode obviously. I'm enjoying it but I don't get the hype. Is season 4 better than 3?
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BillyKidd posted...

Dude is about to make a hundred million bucks. he could buy every trailer park if he wanted to while residing at his mansion.

Half of which will end up in the UFC owners pockets.
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TheDarkCircle posted...

The only time May TRIES to hit his opponent is when it's his SO

Literally outstruck his opponents like 5:1 over the span of his career. Yep, he hits no one.
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That's because if he married her then people might be less willing to look away when he goes on one of his drunken cocaine sprees.
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Cobra1010 posted...

Old women dont care much about looks anymore. They are already married, they dont need things like long hair to make them look beautiful to attract the opposite.

And then they risk their husbands cheating because they decided they didn't need to take care of themselves anymore.
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Letron_James posted...

All but Barbra can get it

Barbara > Chelsea
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MemeDaddy posted...

MuayThai85 posted...

MemeDaddy posted...

FF_Redux posted...

MuayThai85 posted...

Lol no, definitely not legal. A gram can get you locked up for a year or longer.

Doesn't stop me from using every day though.

In Thailand? I thought people used weed there plenty and cops didn't care

Yeah what the hell. If you're sketchy over weed in SEA, just keep cash on you for a bribe just in case.

It's not risky

You're both wrong. Sure, lots of people smoke it but it's extremely illegal and there are people, both foreign and Thai with prison terms in the Bangkok Hilton for small amounts of weed.

The average price for bribing your way out of jail for weed is in the 30,000 baht range ($1,000USD) and that's if you offer the bribe quickly before other people get involved.

If you want to smoke freely in SEA then stick to Cambodia. The islands in Thailand are relatively safe if you aren't completely stupid about it. But saying there is no risk is really ignorant seeing as how foreigners are thrown into jail here every day for small amounts of weed.

Average bribe is way lower than that, I've had friends get away with 5k baht after being caught with an 8th at a checkpoint. Any of the bars that you can buy joints from are safe, they pay off the police and mafia.

Until they get raided because someone forgot to pay their tea money. Happens all the time. A hostel in Bangkok got hit that way. A bunch of foreigners tested positive for weed and got locked up and that was for just testing positive, not even having any on you. I have a bar that I visit multiple times per week like this but I'm not delusional enough to think that I'm 100% safe from police while there.

I know 2 people who got caught in Chiang Mai, one paid 30k the other paid 40k. Might get lucky with a small bribe in the middle of no where like Issan or certain spots in Bangkok but any area with lots of tourists, you're going to be shaken down for a lot more. Hear stories of people in Phuket, Samui, Phangan, etc getting shaken down for 20-40k all the time.
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It's a really tough choice but I'd probably end up picking Nathalie. Though that would be an amazing threesom and I could die immediately afterwards and feel fulfilled with my life.
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8am. Woke up like an hour ago but been just laying in bed on my phone. I don't have to go into work until 2pm due to a science activity for my students so I'm not really sure why I'm awake already.

Ah well, time to watch some more of The Wire.
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Roberts Rebellion would be the best story for a spin off. No magic/super natural stuff which old be nice. Plus they already have one actors from the main series who could appear (with some cgi to make them look younger of course).
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MemeDaddy posted...

FF_Redux posted...

MuayThai85 posted...

Lol no, definitely not legal. A gram can get you locked up for a year or longer.

Doesn't stop me from using every day though.

In Thailand? I thought people used weed there plenty and cops didn't care

Yeah what the hell. If you're sketchy over weed in SEA, just keep cash on you for a bribe just in case.

It's not risky

You're both wrong. Sure, lots of people smoke it but it's extremely illegal and there are people, both foreign and Thai with prison terms in the Bangkok Hilton for small amounts of weed.

The average price for bribing your way out of jail for weed is in the 30,000 baht range ($1,000USD) and that's if you offer the bribe quickly before other people get involved.

If you want to smoke freely in SEA then stick to Cambodia. The islands in Thailand are relatively safe if you aren't completely stupid about it. But saying there is no risk is really ignorant seeing as how foreigners are thrown into jail here every day for small amounts of weed.
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eston posted...

How many hookers will there be at this burger spot

0. They can't afford a house in this gated community.
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Here's a breaded pork burger I had for lunch. I like my buns a bit burned so that's why they are like that. Forgot the cheese when I went to put on the buns as well so never got a full melt.

Was fucking delicious. My wife wants to try and make spicy ones next time.

https://ibb.co/d9c07F

Cost of burger = 20 baht/60 cents USD.
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Lol no, definitely not legal. A gram can get you locked up for a year or longer.

Doesn't stop me from using every day though.
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ImNotAnIdiot posted...

MuayThai85 posted...

They really aren't all that cheap when compared to the rest of the region, South/Central America and even parts of Europe. A super hot Filipina chick will cost $20/night while an equally hot Thai hooker will cost over $100/night not including the lady drinks and bar fine. Cheap compared to the US sure but if you're going just for hookers there are better choices.

WTF......20 bucks for the NIGHT!?!?

I'd be lucky if 20 bucks got me 10 minutes around here. And more than likely should be butt fucking ugly too.

I really need to travel the world more.

Heard it's that cheap in Romania as well. Central America even has $5 short time (however long it takes you to nut).

$20 won't even get you touched in Canada unless it was some junky street chick.
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tremain07 posted...

Do they have rub n tug places there?

Everywhere. Literally everywhere. Even in small cities.

voldothegr8 posted...

apolloooo posted...

voldothegr8 posted...

How much sex are you about to have?

Most likely zero

What's the point of going to Bangkok if you're not going to indulge in some insanely cheap sexy prostitutes?

They really aren't all that cheap when compared to the rest of the region, South/Central America and even parts of Europe. A super hot Filipina chick will cost $20/night while an equally hot Thai hooker will cost over $100/night not including the lady drinks and bar fine. Cheap compared to the US sure but if you're going just for hookers there are better choices.
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apolloooo posted...

So apparently thousands of thai still visit the royal palace and mourn the king everyday. Today alone i saw people in mourning gowns and suits praying in the palace.

So was the king really good and loved or just good ol fashioned brainwashing?

Well, looking at most monarchies, my guess its the later, but it is probably my democratic bias
@MuayThai85 pls explain

Mourning will continue until the end of October on the anniversary of his death. They will then cremate his body and there will be a huge event for that. I will likely be there for it with my wife's family.

And yea, the average Thai loved him. He did a lot of great things for the country and the Thai people. He also did some things that the average person wouldn't know about and you'll go to jail for 15 years for just talking about it. But he did do a lot more good than "bad". Very intelligent and well educated man.
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ArchiePeck posted...

12oz for the weight classes around what they are.

MMA gloves are 4oz, which is why you see so many actual knockouts.

No, 10oz. 12oz is for the heavier classes, 8-10oz are for the lower ones.

This doesn't change anything. McGregor is still going to get dominated, if anything the smaller gloves are an advantage for Floyd. He has fought 46 out of 9 fights with 8oz gloves and all that accumulated damage Conor is going to get for being smacked around is going to add up much quicker. Floyd by tko within 6 rounds.
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OpheliaAdenade posted...

MuayThai85 posted...

Uh, you do realise there is a proper farming industry here, right?

farming what though? that's the question. :u there could be anything in that meat...

Oh, just realised who I was talking to. I'll stop replying to the trolls now.
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PoopPotato posted...

But what will you call it?

Drop kick burgers
Fried Donkey dicks
Ground Cow
Oink and Moo

My wife wants to name it "River's Burgers and Fries". River is our daughters name.

OpheliaAdenade posted...

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RedWhiteBlue posted...

it's like $10 for a pack of 6 here

uh what

ground beef is typically 2.99/lb

He lives in Thailand

god knows what is exactly in that meat they're selling. Could be dogs, horses, people? You just don't know. :u What a bargain though.

Uh, you do realise there is a proper farming industry here, right?

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Darkman124 posted...

yeah, that seems like something that flies specifically due to lack of health/licensing codes

This was my immediate thought as well. Every part of me wants to say it wouldn't work, but I only know that because of American logistics.Good luck, bruh

That's the good thing with Thailand. It's truly a capitalistic country. I can turn my living room into a bar and serve liquor if I want.
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