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| Topic | am i justified in being angry at my former group of friends? |
| epik_fail1 08/07/17 4:19:58 PM #14 | They are unreliable hoe before bros traitors. Happened to me before. It may change one day though. --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | Christians, explain thise bible verses to me |
| epik_fail1 08/07/17 4:13:24 PM #60 | Hey posted... --kresnik-- posted...Vindris__ posted...We all know this thread isn't here because of honest curiosity, but rather to troll and poke fun at Christians. I wonder why trolling like this doesn't get modded. So asking a justification of questionable verses is somehow is making fun of christians? --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | Christians, explain thise bible verses to me |
| epik_fail1 08/07/17 2:32:53 PM #46 | Laserion posted... epik_fail1 posted...Thou shalt not boil a kid in its mother’s milk. Not as weird, but still weird --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | Name an edgy character |
| epik_fail1 08/07/17 1:24:25 AM #1 | Mandy --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | Christians, explain thise bible verses to me |
| epik_fail1 08/07/17 1:16:11 AM #21 | No one whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off shall be admitted to the assembly of the LORD. Deuteronomy 23:1 NRSV Whosoever … hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookback, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken … He shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries. Leviticus 21:17-23 KJV --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | Christians, explain thise bible verses to me |
| epik_fail1 08/07/17 1:10:39 AM #19 | Found more. Dafuq? When a woman has a discharge, if her discharge in her body is blood, she shall continue in her menstrual impurity for seven days; and whoever touches her shall be unclean until evening. Everything also on which she lies during her menstrual impurity shall be unclean, and everything on which she sits shall be unclean. Leviticus 15: 19-20 When men fight with one another, and the wife of the one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of him who is beating him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the private parts, then you shall cut off her hand. Deuteronomy 25:11-12 Thou shalt not boil a kid in its mother’s milk. --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | Christians, explain thise bible verses to me |
| epik_fail1 08/07/17 12:49:27 AM #14 | now explain these mathiew verses from the new testament Those who bear bad fruit will be cut down and burned "with unquenchable fire." 3:10, 12 Jesus strongly approves of the law and the prophets. He hasn't the slightest objection to the cruelties of the Old Testament. 5:17 Jesus recommends that to avoid sin we cut off our hands and pluck out our eyes. This advice is given immediately after he says that anyone who looks with lust at any women commits adultery. 5:29-30 Jesus says that most people will go to hell. 7:13-14 Those who fail to bear "good fruit" will be "hewn down, and cast into the fire." 7:19 "The children of the kingdom [the Jews] shall be cast out into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth." 8:12 Jesus tells a man who had just lost his father: "Let the dead bury the dead." 8:21 Jesus sends some devils into a herd of pigs, causing them to run off a cliff and drown in the waters below. 8:32 Cities that neither "receive" the disciples nor "hear" their words will be destroyed by God. It will be worse for them than for Sodom and Gomorrah. And you know what God supposedly did to those poor folks (see Gen 19:24). 10:14-15 Families will be torn apart because of Jesus (this is one of the few "prophecies" in the Bible that has actually come true). "Brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | Christians, explain thise bible verses to me |
| epik_fail1 08/07/17 12:38:57 AM #2 | No. 6: St Paul condemns homosexuality in the opening chapter of the Book of Romans: “In the same way also the men, giving up natural intercourse with women, were consumed with passion for one another. Men committed shameless acts with men and received in their own persons the due penalty for their error.” (Romans 1:27) No. 7: In this story from the Book of Judges, an Israelite leader, Jephthah, makes a rash vow to God, which has to be carried out: “And Jephthah made a vow to the Lord, and said, ‘If you will give the Ammonites into my hand, then whoever comes out of the doors of my house to meet me, when I return victorious from the Ammonites, shall be the Lord’s, to be offered up by me as a burnt-offering.’ Then Jephthah came to his home at Mizpah; and there was his daughter coming out to meet him with timbrels and with dancing. She was his only child; he had no son or daughter except her. When he saw her, he tore his clothes, and said, ‘Alas, my daughter! You have brought me very low; you have become the cause of great trouble to me. For I have opened my mouth to the Lord, and I cannot take back my vow.’” (Judges 11:30-1, 34-5) No. 8: The Lord is speaking to Abraham in this story where God commands him to sacrifice his son: ‘Take your son, your only son Isaac, whom you love, and go to the land of Moriah, and offer him there as a burnt-offering on one of the mountains that I shall show you.’ (Genesis 22:2) No. 9: “Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord.” (Ephesians 5:22) No. 10: “Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to the good and gentle but also to the cruel.” (1 Peter 2:18) --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | Christians, explain thise bible verses to me |
| epik_fail1 08/07/17 12:38:02 AM #1 | No. 1:St Paul’s advice about whether women are allowed to teach men in church: “I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.” (1 Timothy 2:12) No. 2: In this verse, Samuel, one of the early leaders of Israel, orders genocide against a neighbouring people: “This is what the Lord Almighty says... ‘Now go and strike Amalek and devote to destruction all that they have. Do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.’” (1 Samuel 15:3) No. 3: A command of Moses: “Do not allow a sorceress to live.” (Exodus 22:18) No. 4: The ending of Psalm 137, a psalm which was made into a disco calypso hit by Boney M, is often omitted from readings in church: “Happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us – he who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.” (Psalm 137:9) No. 5: Another blood-curdling tale from the Book of Judges, where an Israelite man is trapped in a house by a hostile crowd, and sends out his concubine to placate them: “So the man took his concubine and sent her outside to them, and they raped her and abused her throughout the night, and at dawn they let her go. At daybreak the woman went back to the house where her master was staying, fell down at the door and lay there until daylight. When her master got up in the morning and opened the door of the house and stepped out to continue on his way, there lay his concubine, fallen in the doorway of the house, with her hands on the threshold. He said to her, ‘Get up; let’s go.’ But there was no answer. Then the man put her on his donkey and set out for home.” (Judges 19:25-28) --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | Leave Trump alone |
| epik_fail1 08/05/17 10:49:21 AM #1 | You made a grown up man cry guys. https://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=%23&ved=0ahUKEwiAp-P9qsDVAhUK1oMKHcOQAn8QwqsBCGQwDQ&usg=AFQjCNF1sHlk2z9QIx28jtvfnGP_UlkifA --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | "Villains whose motives are hard to find fault in and arguably better |
| epik_fail1 08/04/17 7:20:53 AM #20 | St0rmFury posted... ArchiePeck posted...A well written villain should not in any way actually think or believe they are a villain. It's kind of a good example --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | Do you think it's respectable to be in the military and support Trump? |
| epik_fail1 08/04/17 2:30:40 AM #7 | GODTIER posted... Republican presidents are usually better for military guys. I am still confused as to why conservatives are against policies like that when it comes to non-military people, but want it for the military. (no offense, I am not saying you do not deserve it). --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | Do you think it's respectable to be in the military and support Trump? |
| epik_fail1 08/04/17 2:25:25 AM #1 | --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | Seth Rich leaked the DNC EMAILS to Wikileaks!!! |
| epik_fail1 08/02/17 10:18:54 AM #7 | Let's assume this theory is true. Do you really believe the republicans never killed anyone who leaked confidential informations about them? Because it's the party of spite and projection, almost everything they whine about are things they do themselves. --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | Ok, these 'common animal' simulators are getting ridiculous |
| epik_fail1 08/01/17 11:52:09 PM #12 | CableZL posted... If you get a 403 forbidden message, it's probably because your browser is trying https instead of http or vice versa. Put http:// instead of https:// or vice versa and the image will load. the ? thing worked for his porn for me. --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | Ok, these 'common animal' simulators are getting ridiculous |
| epik_fail1 08/01/17 11:48:16 PM #6 | Why did you have to show interacial bdsm bisexual porn of yourself TC? Are you bottom in the full video or only in that demo? --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | Do you consider the term "cultural appropriation" racist? |
| epik_fail1 08/01/17 11:46:30 PM #7 | Kaname_Madoka posted... Eminem shouldn't rap because he ruins good songs He is one of the most popular artist across the whole world for a reason. --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | Do you consider the term "cultural appropriation" racist? |
| epik_fail1 08/01/17 11:44:26 PM #1 | "Mario should not wear a Sombrero because of my cultural appropriation". --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | RIP bioware montreal |
| epik_fail1 08/01/17 4:47:42 PM #20 | SGT_Conti posted... Are SJWs the modern era's commies Yes.... The way is was used originally was to make fun of people who claimed you were transphobic for not thinking Caitlyn Jenner is a hero, but the alt right appropriated the term to make it "anybody with progressive views". --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | Did you play the game "dream daddy"? |
| epik_fail1 07/31/17 11:44:35 PM #1 | --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | how much weight should I lose to have an attractive body? |
| epik_fail1 07/30/17 11:35:06 PM #17 | CirocObama posted... Are you going to do this with weight lifting? If you're lifting, i'd say bulk actually. Put some muscle on that body. Get up to 210, then cut down. 210 would take quite a lot of dedication. --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | how much weight should I lose to have an attractive body? |
| epik_fail1 07/30/17 10:59:19 PM #9 | MegaButterfree posted... Like 30-40 lbs probs. wtf --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | how much weight should I lose to have an attractive body? |
| epik_fail1 07/30/17 10:53:16 PM #8 | prince_leo posted... you don't look bad for 195 Some people tell me I only weight that because of the size of my legs, but I get envious of guys who look better. I miss when I was a kid and I did not have those dumb insecurities? --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | how much weight should I lose to have an attractive body? |
| epik_fail1 07/30/17 10:51:51 PM #7 | Master_Bass posted... Yeah, you look way better than I did at 195 and I'm 5'10. I'm 176 now and honestly you still look better than I do. My gut just won't go away. That is kind of weird, but sometimes I feel like I would look skinny as fuck if my weight was 176, the thing is I used to have a 6 pack like only 3 years ago, got depressed and I ate shitload of junk foods. I recently started taking care of me again. I have my downs, but I started enjoying everyday things like he gym or video games again. --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | how much weight should I lose to have an attractive body? |
| epik_fail1 07/30/17 10:46:59 PM #3 | Captain_Qwark posted... 10-15 but lift weights I am not that bad, but I am insecure as fuck. --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | how much weight should I lose to have an attractive body? |
| epik_fail1 07/30/17 10:44:17 PM #1 | https://ibb.co/hYJBc5 here is the picture 195lbs 5'11. Also if anyone know. I have a gigantic spot of acne that popped on my upper torso, never happened before(do anyone know to fix that quickly?). I really want to lose body fat, but I have terrible self control on what I eat --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | Out of curiosity, why do some intelligent people live in the hood? |
| epik_fail1 07/30/17 1:36:04 PM #4 | Society's pressure. --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | what are independant male video game characters who don't need no woman? |
| epik_fail1 07/29/17 11:54:05 PM #1 | Aside from Link? --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | Any video games with sassy black women who don't need no man? |
| epik_fail1 07/29/17 11:38:08 PM #19 | I don't think she is "sassy", but you can play as Michonne as the main character is one of the walking dead games. --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | America is just Canada's underpants. |
| epik_fail1 07/29/17 10:44:00 PM #14 | Milkman5 posted... So America has a huge dick (florida) and Canada has absolutely no dick America brag about its dick, but it's not that big and show it to everyone. Canada may be a little more shy, but it's territory is bigger if you know what I mean. --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | As a cut man, it's weird to watching uncut men in pornos >_> |
| epik_fail1 07/29/17 3:26:38 PM #34 | Zurkon posted... Uncut is so much better than cut This. why the fuck do people cut it anyway? --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | I want to look like the guy on the right |
| epik_fail1 07/29/17 2:59:52 PM #1 | he is so cute and perfect <3 http://www.musculaction.com/secher_nutrition.htm --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | welp, my state dem party asked me to speak at a rally |
| epik_fail1 07/28/17 7:33:42 PM #4 | Trump supporters may be triggered that you don't want to kill their own friends and relative with Trump's idiotic health plan. Be careful bro --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | Excuuuuuse me princess! |
| epik_fail1 07/28/17 6:18:38 PM #10 | CapnMuffin posted... One thing I liked about that cartoon was it attempted to explain how Link can carry all those items. how? --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | Excuuuuuse me princess! |
| epik_fail1 07/28/17 5:50:52 PM #4 | Great! I can't wait to bomb some dodongos! --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | Ahhhh, nothing like standing in line behind a guy with a swastika tattoo. |
| epik_fail1 07/28/17 5:49:29 PM #15 | SSJGrimReaper posted... Whisper Obama in his ear seductively --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | Excuuuuuse me princess! |
| epik_fail1 07/28/17 5:47:31 PM #1 | if only I had known. --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | So trump got denied AGAIN? |
| epik_fail1 07/28/17 10:30:13 AM #16 | so much winning. --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | Republicans only have themselves to blame |
| epik_fail1 07/28/17 10:11:52 AM #16 | MorbidFaithless posted... BalisticWarri0r posted...It's not one sides fault. More like "unlike conservatives I am not against muslim immigration and unlike liberals I think it's reasonable to expect some adaptation." --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | wait, the writer for Borderlands 2 was an IRL cuckold? |
| epik_fail1 07/27/17 7:10:18 PM #12 | Milkman5 posted... he's far worse things than just a cuckold proof? --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | "you may be gay, but you are one of the good ones" |
| epik_fail1 07/27/17 7:09:30 PM #1 | Someone litterally told me that today, wtf does it means? --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | Ignorant people be like who cares if an illegal immigrant gets discriminated. |
| epik_fail1 07/27/17 6:04:02 PM #2 | Trump's murica. --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | wait, the writer for Borderlands 2 was an IRL cuckold? |
| epik_fail1 07/27/17 3:23:47 PM #3 | Turbam posted... haha you enjoyed something made by a cuck :V --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | Those anti-trans tweets were clearly not written by Trump |
| epik_fail1 07/27/17 2:53:29 PM #9 | I think you may be right, but from what it looks like, it seems he still approved the decision. --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | Hillary has a book coming out |
| epik_fail1 07/27/17 12:31:35 PM #39 | Santorin posted... Mandasnake posted...oh well, I sincerely hope none of you people are actually going to buy it. its just more money for chelsea to inherit, while she lives in her 20000 sq ft mansion, while the rest of us live in a 400 sq ft apartment complex because climate change is bad. Funny how this meme also work with Trump's face. --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | in this hypothetical situation, who gets triggered first? |
| epik_fail1 07/26/17 11:00:08 PM #7 | DifferentialEquation posted... The feminist would almost immediately start complaining about someone manspreading while Trump supporters don't have any issues with hispanics or any other minorities. lol --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | in this hypothetical situation, who gets triggered first? |
| epik_fail1 07/26/17 10:49:07 PM #4 | thompsontalker7 posted... Me because I still didn't get invited I am sorry I forgot you. --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | in this hypothetical situation, who gets triggered first? |
| epik_fail1 07/26/17 10:47:22 PM #1 | Who gets triggered first? the feminist or the Trump supporter? --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | If a guy fails the military physical requirements? Can he join as transgender? |
| epik_fail1 07/26/17 9:20:15 PM #3 | Ask the Canadian military. --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
| Topic | Not horribly out of shape, but... subway diet. |
| epik_fail1 07/24/17 7:11:06 AM #8 | I stopped eating bread for a while. I still ate bacon and I lost weight. --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! |
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