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TopicReally? No topic about new Mystery Science Theater 3000 on netflix?
Cocytus
04/19/17 10:19:23 AM
#31
wah_wah_wah posted...
Cocytus posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
wah_wah_wah posted...
the jokes are really rushed out there

The timing is way off, to the point that the riffing will often start before the riffed.

Yeah, they are too quick though.

It's both how fast they are and also the delivery which seems forced. Like I think I'm hearing someone remembering their lines rather than a spontaneous comment.

I feel like they're trying to hit every target to make that bridge between the old and the new, and in doing so they are metaphorically spinning a lot of plates, trying to please every crowd. But, let's not forget how this show started in the first place, and it wasn't for it's quality, but it evolved, won a Peabody Award, and others, and was able to rise like a phoenix from the ashes against all odds and hopes decades later. That ain't nothin', ya know. They deserve some room to evolve as its orgins did as well.
TopicT/F: Amy Schumer is funny.
Cocytus
04/19/17 8:52:51 AM
#32
Dash_Harber posted...
Cocytus posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
It annoys me how she tries to play up the feminist comedian thing. Normally I have lots of sympathy for women who work in a predominately male field. However, she constantly uses it as an excuse to cover her shoddy work and unpopular specials, and that is only hurting the feminist cause. There are plenty of good female comedians out there who have to deal with her trashy, unfunny, loudmouth antics hurting their cause more than anything.

Feminist? She's just a lewd, lascivious drunk who has the adult sense of humor of a juvenile.

Yeah, I didn't say she was a feminist, I said she pretends to be a feminist anytime anyone criticizes her.

Oh. I see, dig it.
TopicT/F: Amy Schumer is funny.
Cocytus
04/19/17 8:49:47 AM
#31
MabusIncarnate posted...
Syncronous posted...
No. Saying "dick" and "vagina" a hundred times onstage is not nearly as funny as she thinks it is.

ohh Ah AHAH HAHAHA HAHA What an original thought that hasn't been posted on CE 1000 times before. High five bro!!! No one ever said this before!

It's the freaking truth. Don't know what you're tippin' about.
TopicT/F: Amy Schumer is funny.
Cocytus
04/19/17 2:18:14 AM
#23
Dash_Harber posted...
It annoys me how she tries to play up the feminist comedian thing. Normally I have lots of sympathy for women who work in a predominately male field. However, she constantly uses it as an excuse to cover her shoddy work and unpopular specials, and that is only hurting the feminist cause. There are plenty of good female comedians out there who have to deal with her trashy, unfunny, loudmouth antics hurting their cause more than anything.

Feminist? She's just a lewd, lascivious drunk who has the adult sense of humor of a juvenile.
TopicT/F: Amy Schumer is funny.
Cocytus
04/18/17 8:38:37 PM
#17
IHeartRadiation posted...
She's as funny as she is beautiful

Take that as you will.

lol
TopicT/F: Amy Schumer is funny.
Cocytus
04/18/17 1:38:17 PM
#11
Nazanir posted...
Everyone laughed when Schumer said she wanted to be a comedian.

Well, no one's laughing now!

XD
TopicT/F: Amy Schumer is funny.
Cocytus
04/18/17 1:37:57 PM
#10
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Cocytus posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
She's a woman and she's funnier than any male comedian get over it neckbeards

You're crazy.

You're crazy for thinking she's not a beautiful amazing woman who is the funniest comedian since Carlos Mencia

lmao,,,oh my God...YOU'RE the comedian, you've been the comedian all along /Shyamalan
TopicT/F: Amy Schumer is funny.
Cocytus
04/18/17 1:32:35 PM
#7
DocileOrangeCup posted...
She's a woman and she's funnier than any male comedian get over it neckbeards

You're crazy.
TopicYou got roaches in your PS4?
Cocytus
04/18/17 1:29:46 PM
#5
I guess.
TopicT/F: Amy Schumer is funny.
Cocytus
04/18/17 1:29:13 PM
#5
bluezero posted...
I haven't heard enough of her stuff to say. Never watched Inside.

I just checked her out for the first time on Netflix on her "leather special". Man, what a degenerate. I think she's more of a phone sex operator that someone mistook for a comedian.
TopicT/F: Amy Schumer is funny.
Cocytus
04/18/17 1:19:10 PM
#1
T/F: Amy Schumer is funny.


Hahaha, no.
TopicYou got roaches in your PS4?
Cocytus
04/18/17 1:10:49 PM
#3
Melonfarms posted...
Only if you nasty.

I knew a kid a long time ago that lived in a really gross home. He had roaches in his Playstation. Ew.

Ugh
TopicYou got roaches in your PS4?
Cocytus
04/18/17 11:12:11 AM
#1
TopicIn three days it'll be 4/20.
Cocytus
04/18/17 9:21:50 AM
#17
bluezero posted...
Time to avoid the Internet in 3 days.

lol
TopicIn three days it'll be 4/20.
Cocytus
04/18/17 9:20:37 AM
#16
kingdrake2 posted...
SamsungGearS2 posted...
MrK3V posted...
in 3 years it'll be 4/20 all month


he's right.

Ah yes. Good point. I'm glad we talked about this.
TopicIn three days it'll be 4/20.
Cocytus
04/18/17 9:19:24 AM
#15
Caution999 posted...
and 97% of this board will be high off their ass.

Not exactly the smartest population here.

Inspires creation and deep thought.
TopicIn three days it'll be 4/20.
Cocytus
04/17/17 11:38:12 AM
#1
20 minus seventeen. Do the math.
Topicr8 my easter dress out of 10, CE
Cocytus
04/17/17 7:04:34 AM
#89
That ain't no surprise. Some dudes hosted or still host an archives board somewhere on the net. I forget where, but it has everyday of CE, I think.
Topicr8 my easter dress out of 10, CE
Cocytus
04/16/17 4:57:28 PM
#34
It sure is Meg/10
TopicReally? No topic about new Mystery Science Theater 3000 on netflix?
Cocytus
04/16/17 4:54:35 PM
#20
Questionmarktarius posted...
wah_wah_wah posted...
the jokes are really rushed out there

The timing is way off, to the point that the riffing will often start before the riffed.

Yeah, they are too quick though.
TopicReally? No topic about new Mystery Science Theater 3000 on netflix?
Cocytus
04/16/17 4:53:58 PM
#19
I like it so far.
TopicJust got Soma for $10 on Steam.
Cocytus
04/16/17 4:52:23 PM
#6
Irony posted...
It's neither

You're being ironic.
TopicJust got Soma for $10 on Steam.
Cocytus
04/16/17 4:52:02 PM
#5
Iron-Tarkus posted...
I got it yesterday and went to play it tonight. It crashed on startup everytime and now I'm reinstalling it. Hopefully I can get it running without too much of a hassle.

Did you get it running?

kirbymuncher posted...
I watched a friend stream basically the entire thing

it has very cool plot ideas and a neat story but the actual game looks needlessly annoying to play and has many parts that seem like they only exist to make people hate them. I would never really want to play the game but I'd read it as a short story or something

I kind of figured, but it got great reviews.
TopicIts literally almost 2 am...why da flying fuck are you still fucking awake?
Cocytus
04/16/17 7:44:04 AM
#23
I woke at 5:20 cst
TopicJust got Soma for $10 on Steam.
Cocytus
04/16/17 7:43:24 AM
#1
It BETTER be good AND scary! Freaking trying to save money ovah heahah.
TopicWhich is the coolest brands: Playstation or Xbox?
Cocytus
04/15/17 12:27:43 PM
#13
Zack_Attackv1 posted...
GameSpot is garbage tier journalism.

Man, always someone talkin' shit.
TopicDid you do anything about it?
Cocytus
04/15/17 12:26:34 PM
#1
Did you do anything about it?


There's two kinds of people in this world...
TopicWhich is the coolest brands: Playstation or Xbox?
Cocytus
04/14/17 2:52:16 PM
#10
60/40 PStation
TopicAustralian TV station looped a single Simpsons quote for nearly 4 hours
Cocytus
04/14/17 12:02:55 PM
#13
Dental Plan!
TopicWhich is the coolest brands: Playstation or Xbox?
Cocytus
04/13/17 3:37:51 PM
#7
PC
TopicAustralian TV station looped a single Simpsons quote for nearly 4 hours
Cocytus
04/13/17 3:37:28 PM
#9
dental plan!
TopicWhich is the coolest brands: Playstation or Xbox?
Cocytus
04/13/17 12:30:52 PM
#5
uwnim posted...
Xbox has two 'x's, PlayStation has none. so xbox is obviously cooler.

I see. Sound logic
TopicWhich is the coolest brands: Playstation or Xbox?
Cocytus
04/13/17 11:29:38 AM
#1
Which is the coolest brands: PlayStation or Xbox?


https://www.facebook.com/GameSpotUniverse/videos/10158553127520436/

***SPOILERS***
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According to this short video, if you say Xbox, you're likely between the ages of 13-17.
TopicAustralian TV station looped a single Simpsons quote for nearly 4 hours
Cocytus
04/13/17 9:37:29 AM
#7
eston posted...
They did this on Facebook, not on tv, so meh

DENTAL PLAN!
TopicThe last video game you died in is how you will die in real life
Cocytus
04/13/17 8:57:02 AM
#45
Evthean posted...
Chainsaw through the chest, RE7. Doesn't seem pleasant

It's quick though, see. Not as nice as a heart attack, drowning, chocking, or dying in your sleep, but still.
TopicDeeding upside down? O_o
Cocytus
04/13/17 8:53:10 AM
#60
You know, I think we've all been there when one time or another we've thought about going all the way with ourselves, but ya know, right after, it sounds like the most sickening idea ever.
TopicAustralian TV station looped a single Simpsons quote for nearly 4 hours
Cocytus
04/13/17 8:48:13 AM
#5
Lisa needs braces.
TopicThe last video game you died in is how you will die in real life
Cocytus
04/13/17 6:06:35 AM
#23
LIMBO
Big spider from tree plunges sharp leg into my thoracic.
In real life I suppose death would come in two minutes or less.
TopicNever watched a Fast and Furious movie before.
Cocytus
04/13/17 6:04:19 AM
#8
I would sometimes show it in class on dead-days and still hardly paid attention.
TopicAustralian TV station looped a single Simpsons quote for nearly 4 hours
Cocytus
04/13/17 5:59:45 AM
#1
TopicMost hated man ever?
Cocytus
04/12/17 8:54:43 PM
#29
Gamer99z posted...
Kitt posted...
Allin was a psychopathic weirdo, but I wouldn't say he's even in the top 10 most hated individual ever.

This, because most people don't even know he he is

I know. I again, please look a couple of post up. It was just a joke. It's obviously not him.
TopicMost hated man ever?
Cocytus
04/12/17 8:53:41 PM
#28
ShotOJameson posted...
snesmaster40 posted...
The man that invented plastic packaging that is impossible to open without scissors.


fuck that guy

I know right."Oh no, you might steal my $4.00 pos thing-a-ma-bob that no one really cares to buy."
TopicMost hated man ever?
Cocytus
04/12/17 8:52:39 PM
#26
FlashOfLight posted...
It is Jesus Christ, yes.

If billions of people have loved you for 2000 years even in your absence, and half the world revolves around you or your ilk, I don't think you qualify as most hated. I think y'all are just saying that because of Islamic terrorism. I think in the long view Jesus won't even be in the running.
TopicMost hated man ever?
Cocytus
04/12/17 8:50:34 PM
#23
FlashOfLight posted...
The amount of cursing directed to Jesus Christ daily on this board alone is massive.

People tend to mention Hitler many times as well, but it's just usually just a way to mention some generic bad guy, while people have personal intense hatred for Jesus Christ.

But Hitler's like a taboo.
TopicMost hated man ever?
Cocytus
04/12/17 8:48:45 PM
#21
Kitt posted...
Allin was a psychopathic weirdo, but I wouldn't say he's even in the top 10 most hated individual ever.

I know it's kind of a joke because of the title of this documentary they made about him...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107086/?ref_=nv_sr_2
"Hated: GG Allin & the Murder Junkies"
TopicMost hated man ever?
Cocytus
04/12/17 1:41:57 PM
#1
Who would you say that is, besides GG Allin?
TopicCharlie Murphy has died
Cocytus
04/12/17 1:15:25 PM
#21
Just heard. rip
TopicSo, Forza Horizon 3's Porsche Car Pack seems to have leaked
Cocytus
04/12/17 11:02:48 AM
#2
Looks pretty cool.
TopicWhat's Miley Cyrus been up to these days?
Cocytus
04/12/17 8:29:18 AM
#7
BoyOfBattle posted...
i bet she's the type who likes to have sexual relations with average joes

That's one way to put it.
TopicWhat's Miley Cyrus been up to these days?
Cocytus
04/12/17 8:28:40 AM
#6
Last pic I saw of her she was letting fans touch her cooter at one of her concerts. I'm not even lying. That was like three months ago I think.
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