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TopicHave you ever ran a train on a chick with your squad?
marthsheretoo
08/09/17 9:07:44 PM
#7
Poor number 5 >_>
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Topic$500 for a hobby but you have to put active content out (blog, Twitch, Youtube).
marthsheretoo
08/09/17 9:05:19 PM
#16
Mal_Fet posted...
RockRapDubstep posted...
Mal_Fet posted...
I would totally run a political blog lol

Isn't that more or less what you do here anyways?

Yes

And none of you fuckers have offered to run ads on my posts


Try writing something worth an ad buy then.
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TopicWhat do you call a class full of SJWs?
marthsheretoo
08/09/17 8:34:18 PM
#13
Transcendentia posted...
Bio1590 posted...
Proudclown topic


7OsonGnWMjYty


Is that the fucking gorilla munch box
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TopicIs Trump a giant cuck?
marthsheretoo
08/09/17 7:31:38 PM
#2
His supporters are the cucks.

Trump fucks America while they get off to watching.
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TopicThe new hearthstone expansion is going to be the best one yet
marthsheretoo
08/09/17 7:30:30 PM
#18
Hearthstone is a pretty flawed game tbh, played it for a few years. Way too offense-oriented, rules incredibly dumbed down, crucial cards for entire strategies locked behind punishing rarities.... and then, of course, the bafflingly varied rng.

Plants v Zombies Heroes is a superior card game, aside from the presentation. Hearthstone's presentation is on point.

Yu-Gi-Oh is the worst card game I've ever played.
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TopicIf you could give 14 year old hitler a 20 word letter what would it say
marthsheretoo
08/09/17 5:16:32 PM
#5
DK9292 posted...
"Stick to art school."


This is a good one. Though I may phrase it more like "Never give up on your art."
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TopicYou get $1 Trillion dollars but you have to stay in California.
marthsheretoo
08/07/17 1:46:08 AM
#11
Of all the states, California is probably the best deal you're gonna get. Size and variety means you can have a lot of different experiences while staying within the borders.
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TopicTrump: The White House is a real dump
marthsheretoo
08/01/17 7:12:21 PM
#10
Trump himself is a dump lmao. A giant orange turd who attained sentience.
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TopicRemember this from reddit? Girl asks bf for open relationship, he dumps her.
marthsheretoo
07/31/17 7:54:29 PM
#271
Dragonblade01 posted...
marthsheretoo posted...
LordMarshal posted...
Yes because being a good boyfriend/husband is effortless. I guess you have some perfect girl who does everything for you and you never compromise. Dont get married.


I do, actually. >_>

Well, kinda. It's not the way you hyperbolically outlined. There are compromises. There are times one of us lets the other have their way. There are sometimes disagreements and problems and we handle them like adults. And never once does it feel like a burden, a chore, or a cost. We like making each other happy. Is it effortless? Hell no. Good relationships take work. But it's good, fulfilling work that I'm happy to put in. Wouldn't have it any other way.

And yes, I fuck other women with her consent.

So then you are paying a "cost" to participate in the relationship. But I guess you just don't like that word.


As I said, I don't see it as one. The guy I was responding to originally sounded like he resented the parameters of the relationship.
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TopicRemember this from reddit? Girl asks bf for open relationship, he dumps her.
marthsheretoo
07/31/17 7:04:09 PM
#268
LordMarshal posted...
Yes because being a good boyfriend/husband is effortless. I guess you have some perfect girl who does everything for you and you never compromise. Dont get married.


I do, actually. >_>

Well, kinda. It's not the way you hyperbolically outlined. There are compromises. There are times one of us lets the other have their way. There are sometimes disagreements and problems and we handle them like adults. And never once does it feel like a burden, a chore, or a cost. We like making each other happy. Is it effortless? Hell no. Good relationships take work. But it's good, fulfilling work that I'm happy to put in. Wouldn't have it any other way.

And yes, I fuck other women with her consent.
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TopicLol, this is the NY Post's cover tomorrow
marthsheretoo
07/31/17 7:00:58 PM
#23
SSJ-Spiderman posted...
v2LLJXb

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TopicThe Conservapedia article on video games reads like a parody
marthsheretoo
07/30/17 11:41:05 PM
#7
TC would cite it if it was only talking about Nintendo games.
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TopicWould you dump your girlfriend or wife if she JOKINGLY brought up open sex?
marthsheretoo
07/30/17 10:23:11 PM
#2
Currently exactly even as of my vote.
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TopicWhy do people say "SJW" as if that's an insult?
marthsheretoo
07/30/17 10:20:16 PM
#3
It's like someone calling you a Monday morning quarterback and you saying "oh, you think I'm good enough to play football! What a compliment!"
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TopicRemember this from reddit? Girl asks bf for open relationship, he dumps her.
marthsheretoo
07/30/17 10:19:17 PM
#252
LordMarshal posted...
marthsheretoo posted...
VandorLee posted...
Its the cost to have a happy relationship with the one you love and not lie.


A truly happy relationship isn't one you need to pay a "cost" to participate in.


Yes it is.


Sad you think this. I'm not even necessarily arguing in favor of polyamory here. Monogamous couples shouldn't feel like there's a cost associated with their relationship either.

If you feel this way, something's wrong in the relationship.
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TopicRemember this from reddit? Girl asks bf for open relationship, he dumps her.
marthsheretoo
07/30/17 9:10:17 PM
#241
VandorLee posted...
Its the cost to have a happy relationship with the one you love and not lie.


A truly happy relationship isn't one you need to pay a "cost" to participate in.
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TopicWould you quickly dump your gf/wife if she brought up a subject about open sex?
marthsheretoo
07/30/17 6:36:33 PM
#52
I'd say "you know we're already open, right?"

So I guess I'm voting "no".
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TopicRemember this from reddit? Girl asks bf for open relationship, he dumps her.
marthsheretoo
07/30/17 2:35:13 PM
#107
thronedfire2 posted...
Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
Blue_Dream87 posted...
Im okay with him breaking up, but the fuck is up with all you losers shaming her and acting like open relationships are a gutter concept? She should have brought that up before they started any commitment (like any open relationship), but just because she was curious about it you guys jump on her like a pack of animals, slandering her while riding your engorged moral dicks. Get the fuck over yourselves, sex doesn't mean love and monogamy isn't some sacred and virtuous thing.


Basically this. Many open relationships are better and filled with more love than any you've ever experienced in your life, a pure kind of love that is based on who you want to spend your time with and experience life with, not just who you want to give you a sexual thrill/release.


And that only ever happens if both people are ok with it


Yeah, but nobody's saying the boyfriend should have stayed. He obviously wasn't okay with it, fine if he walks.

We're objecting to the demonization of open relationships as a concept. If you don't think you're doing that, then great, this probably isn't directed at you.
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TopicThe dramatic moment McCain voted down the repeal.
marthsheretoo
07/30/17 2:43:53 AM
#72
https://imgur.com/ cIom6y3

Remove the space.
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TopicMcCain voted no because of Trump's POW comments.
marthsheretoo
07/30/17 2:32:12 AM
#8
SSJ-Spiderman posted...
v2LLJXb

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TopicThe dramatic moment McCain voted down the repeal.
marthsheretoo
07/30/17 2:28:56 AM
#70
gunplagirl posted...
How long until this ends up in a top 10 anime betrayals vid?


cIom6y3
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TopicSo everyone on CE is 7+ft tall, make $100K annually, and have a big sex appeal.
marthsheretoo
07/30/17 2:14:50 AM
#6
Smh TC leaving out our multiple PhDs.
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TopicFire Emblem Heroes livestream later tonight. Think of it like a mini-direct
marthsheretoo
07/27/17 11:07:30 PM
#48
Milkman5 posted...
also in regards to the seasonal characters, Fates and Awakening have the sexiest girls so it makes sense why they would appear so often in them >_>


The 3ds women just don't do it for me. Kozaki designs are awful.

So many sexy, sexy women from the rest of the series and we're focusing on this garbage.
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TopicOh hai Mark.
marthsheretoo
07/27/17 2:30:29 PM
#40
Old NoiseTank posted...
STOP GANGING UP ON ME

you're not my fucking mother!


Where's my FUCKING MONEY?
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Topicobamacare officially to be straight repealed
marthsheretoo
07/25/17 10:14:12 PM
#200
SSJ-JohnLennon posted...
So what's the point in buying insurance if they're just going to take it away from me?


You're so close.
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Topica boyfriend is supposed to look like some greek god with muscle ripping off his
marthsheretoo
07/24/17 4:18:37 PM
#16
ReggieBush09 posted...
LordMarshal posted...
Try having a conversation with females. Youll be suprised theyre their own person.

You mean we can actually talk to them without gettting hit with a restraining order or deleted off social media?

yeah right you can't talk to any females unless you are offering them something.


Ooohhhh you're one of these.
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TopicSo... CE, dating advice?
marthsheretoo
07/24/17 3:43:43 PM
#13
ThePredominate posted...
We can't advise you without knowing anything about her. Women are NOT universal. What's her job, age, attractiveness level, where do her priorities lie, interests? Give us some info and I'll give the best advice I can give.


Fair enough. But again, I don't know her that well. Which is part of why I'm psyching myself out. Maybe it would have been a better idea to give it more time before asking her out but I saw an opportunity and took it.

She's in college, 20 years old. Not looking for anything serious, like me, but does want a genuine connection with potential partners.

I met her dancing. She's also into reenactment stuff. That's basically all I know right now.

I think she's pretty darn cute, hence why I was so quick to ask her out. Also friendly and outgoing. I'd provide pics, but certain members of CE have a habit of tracking down images and ruining shit.
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TopicSo... CE, dating advice?
marthsheretoo
07/24/17 3:28:47 PM
#11
You know maybe I will dress like Han Solo.

Girls love Hail Mary plays, right?
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TopicSo... CE, dating advice?
marthsheretoo
07/24/17 12:00:45 AM
#7
Cleo_II posted...
Just be you.

Worst comes to worst, she's not into you. You need to tell yourself it's her loss. You should be judging her on this date as much as she will be.


Guess it's just, I'm used to coasting by on dates because it's already a given we're into each other. I'm worried that if I don't make an effort to show my interest, I'll come off as aloof and the chemistry won't happen. I'll be fun, I'll be charming, but it'll end up like two friends hanging out.
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TopicSo... CE, dating advice?
marthsheretoo
07/23/17 11:16:57 PM
#4
Burgess posted...
Dress like Han Solo


You know, this is more helpful than you might think. No matter what happens, I cannot bomb as badly as Han Solo dude.

It's a good thought to keep in my head.
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TopicSo... CE, dating advice?
marthsheretoo
07/23/17 11:09:25 PM
#1
I'm going on a date in the near future and for the first time, I'm psyching myself out big time.

I've been on plenty of dates before, but I was generally more passive in finding them, seeing as I'd wait until I knew a girl was into me. So there was already chemistry/connection/me knowing she wanted more. This time, I was more proactive and asked out this girl who, while she said yes, I'm pretty sure is treating this more like an audition.

Also I haven't gone on a first date in a couple years due to being in a relationship. So I'm just out of practice in general and it's screwing with my head. I've never had to win over a girl over the course of a single date before. Never been on a date with someone I don't know at all either.

So, game-spitters of CE... how the hell does one do that?
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TopicTonight I finally get to moonlight and be paid more than skittles
marthsheretoo
07/22/17 6:01:28 PM
#27
Godnorgosh posted...
marthsheretoo posted...
My skillless job with no education requirements pays $90 per hour >_>


How is that possible?


By working a service-sector job in the wealthiest part of the CA bay area.
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TopicTonight I finally get to moonlight and be paid more than skittles
marthsheretoo
07/21/17 9:15:26 PM
#22
My skillless job with no education requirements pays $90 per hour >_>
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TopicYou are to go back in time and prevent one president running for presidency.
marthsheretoo
07/21/17 6:06:30 PM
#11
Nixon is a decent candidate, his actions irretrievably harmed the office of the presidency beyond repair. Even today, we don't trust the white house the way we could before he fucked democracy in the ass.

Stopping Bush would do the world a lot of good as well.

Hmmm... maybe Reagan? So many options...
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Topicrogue one > the force awakens
marthsheretoo
07/21/17 6:04:19 PM
#2
Looks like you dropped a few > >
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TopicDo you remember when Hoth used to "date" Clare Alana?
marthsheretoo
07/21/17 5:31:51 PM
#9
That whole thread was hilarious.

"My girlfriend's gonna start modeling, here's a pic she took."

(Pic revealed to be a professional model's photo)

"Update! Turns out my girlfriend had a secret modeling past she was hiding from me and also used an old pic to trick me into thinking she was starting modeling. Because that makes perfect sense."
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TopicJapan's first lady pretends not to speak English rather than chat with Trump.
marthsheretoo
07/20/17 7:47:47 PM
#21
JE19426 posted...
Steve Nick posted...
Her loss. If she had spoken to him she could have learned a lot about his revolutionary election victory.


Why would she care?


I think he's making fun of Trump here.
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TopicWould you ever partake in a cuckold experience?
marthsheretoo
07/20/17 6:01:21 PM
#5
I'd make my girl into a proper cuckquean if I could.
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TopicC/D: No matter how ugly a girl is, theres always saps who want to hit it anyways
marthsheretoo
07/20/17 1:02:14 AM
#4
C... I know a lot of ladies (social ballroom dance will do that). Seen a lot of cute ones and a lot of ugly ones. Never seen one so ugly that they couldn't find someone willing to date them.

Smh at those dudes, but I guess ugly gals deserve sex too.
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TopicWhy dont girls like nice guys?
marthsheretoo
07/17/17 10:05:46 PM
#19
Nice guys are fine. But if "nice" is all you have going for you, then you aren't interesting or attractive.

You have to be interesting and bring more to the table than just being fucking nice.
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Topichave you given a boob hickey before?
marthsheretoo
07/17/17 6:17:29 PM
#13
Given.
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TopicConfession time.
marthsheretoo
07/17/17 5:12:37 PM
#9
REMercsChamp posted...
Coffee is the biggest scam industry going


Bottled water
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TopicAnyone done ballroom dancing before?
marthsheretoo
07/17/17 3:04:09 PM
#8
I go out for social dancing every week. More focused on the vintage stuff like rotary waltz.
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Topicany americans here get tired during dinner and gotta stop for a snack break?
marthsheretoo
07/11/17 6:51:56 AM
#19
shnangyboos posted...
I like to use my guns as silverware.


I used to do this until I realized I could eat the food faster by bringing the plate up to my mouth and tilting it. No silverware needed!
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Topicany americans here get tired during dinner and gotta stop for a snack break?
marthsheretoo
07/11/17 6:02:24 AM
#3
Dude

DUDE

You forgot snack dessert.

Like after your doritos, you have a donut or something.

Then you finish the chicken and fries.

Then a slice of cake for dinner dessert.
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TopicDo you like the size of your penis?
marthsheretoo
07/10/17 5:14:55 AM
#23
Lengthwise I'm pretty much set, though another half-inch or so is always nice for bragging purposes.

Girthwise, I'd honestly like a little more. Nothing too extreme, don't want a coke can or anything. Just enough that when a girl sees it she wonders how it's gonna fit inside her.

Too much girth = tougher anal though so it's a tradeoff.
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TopicWhat is the most romantic thing you could say to your girlfriend?
marthsheretoo
07/09/17 6:00:12 AM
#18
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?
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TopicWhatever happened to Bok_Choi?
marthsheretoo
07/07/17 11:18:05 PM
#20
Mist_Turnips posted...
GODTIER posted...
isnt he the guy that rammed into the back of another dude's car and claimed it "wasnt his fault"

When he did, the other guy reportedly said "Is it in yet? Not feeling anything".


Holy cow btfo
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Topicthe us & russia will now be working together on cyber security
marthsheretoo
07/07/17 6:55:19 PM
#15
The US and ISIS will now be working together on an anti-terrorism defense force.

Jesus Christ how is Trump this dumb.
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TopicAss bleach
marthsheretoo
07/06/17 7:21:06 PM
#15
purplebelf posted...
this is still a thing?


You don't bleach your ass? Dude it's 2017.
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