Current Events > You get $1 Trillion dollars but you have to stay in California.

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red_is_ash
08/07/17 1:22:32 AM
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There will be an invisible wall enclosing you in which you cannot escape. Do you make the deal? No loopholes.
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Johnny_Nutcase
08/07/17 1:23:34 AM
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Fine. It'll only take a couple hours for another deal to come along that gets me out of there.
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UrCa1988
08/07/17 1:24:36 AM
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I already live here, gimme the cash.
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TheDarkCircle
08/07/17 1:32:42 AM
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Outer_space posted...
UrCa1988 posted...
I already live here, gimme the cash.
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SF_Okami
08/07/17 1:32:50 AM
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never
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iron jojo
08/07/17 1:32:52 AM
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UrCa1988 posted...
I already live here, gimme the cash.

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fan357
08/07/17 1:33:38 AM
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Sounds awesome. You can do just about anything in Cali.
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FluttershyPony
08/07/17 1:35:30 AM
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ill use that money to nuke myself as a heroic sacrifice.
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fire_bolt
08/07/17 1:44:07 AM
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What if a cataclysmic earthquake finally causes all of California to slide off into the ocean? Do I have to go down with it?
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marthsheretoo
08/07/17 1:46:08 AM
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Of all the states, California is probably the best deal you're gonna get. Size and variety means you can have a lot of different experiences while staying within the borders.
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TheVipaGTS
08/07/17 1:46:15 AM
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but teh libruhls!
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MuayThai85
08/07/17 1:47:36 AM
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Deal. First thing I buy is a giant diesel guzzling truck just to piss off the liberals.
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BillyKidd
08/07/17 1:50:01 AM
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deal. I'll live in Jefferson County.
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Kaname_Madoka
08/07/17 1:50:51 AM
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id live in santa cruz.

everyhwere else my canadian ass would melt
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Damn_Underscore
08/07/17 1:53:30 AM
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Just buy a gated mansion like all the rich liberals do
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red_is_ash
08/07/17 1:55:14 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Deal. First thing I buy is a giant diesel guzzling truck just to piss off the liberals.


Instead of doing that, why don't you just live up north with all the conservatives, or Orange county?
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SHADOW0106
08/07/17 1:55:34 AM
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With that money I will buy California secede and expand my borders
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red_is_ash
08/07/17 1:55:37 AM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
id live in santa cruz.

everyhwere else my canadian ass would melt


Why not just live in the mountains?
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Kaname_Madoka
08/07/17 1:56:21 AM
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red_is_ash posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
id live in santa cruz.

everyhwere else my canadian ass would melt


Why not just live in the mountains?

because they are hot?
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red_is_ash
08/07/17 1:56:29 AM
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SHADOW0106 posted...
With that money I will buy California secede and expand my borders


I don't think $1 trillion is enough. All the Google + Apple are worth more than that combined.
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red_is_ash
08/07/17 1:57:06 AM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
red_is_ash posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
id live in santa cruz.

everyhwere else my canadian ass would melt


Why not just live in the mountains?

because they are hot?


It snows in California...it's probably colder in the mountains depending where in Canada you are from.
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Kaname_Madoka
08/07/17 1:57:34 AM
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red_is_ash posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
red_is_ash posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
id live in santa cruz.

everyhwere else my canadian ass would melt


Why not just live in the mountains?

because they are hot?


It snows in California...it's probably colder in the mountains depending where in Canada you are from.

in the summer it is hot in the mountains
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red_is_ash
08/07/17 1:59:58 AM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
red_is_ash posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
red_is_ash posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
id live in santa cruz.

everyhwere else my canadian ass would melt


Why not just live in the mountains?

because they are hot?


It snows in California...it's probably colder in the mountains depending where in Canada you are from.

in the summer it is hot in the mountains


Well then, you'll love Truckee. One of the coldest places in mainland USA

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truckee,_California#Geography_and_climate
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gguirao
08/07/17 3:38:46 AM
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Deal.
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MemeDaddy
08/07/17 3:41:33 AM
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What's the downside
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Bad_Mojo
08/07/17 3:41:38 AM
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Of course I would take that deal

There are a lot of non-terrible places in California. I went to Anderson once and really enjoyed it.
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superstud69x
08/07/17 4:23:30 AM
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TheDarkCircle posted...
Outer_space posted...
UrCa1988 posted...
I already live here, gimme the cash.

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Tyrannosaurus
08/07/17 5:28:33 AM
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Deal... although I will miss New England, Europe, and currently in South Korea.
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