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fenderbender321 posted...

If you really want to cuddle with somebody, the healthiest thing you can do is latch onto a blanket and pretend it's a hot girl you work with.

my imagination isnt good enough to turn my funky blanket that smells like ass and corn chips into a hot girl..........

for $100 I can make your blanket smell like a real girl

>___>

deal?
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Wolfenstein2000 posted...

Isn't the stuttering partly because it's retroscripted?

you tell me
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you probably see 50 year old dudes with 16 year old girls
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philsov posted...

I think a honeymoon phase is worse.

Friend of mine in houston recently snagged a beau in dallas. At least twice a day, they're tagging each other in sappy, text-filled jpegs about love and relationships and shit.

holy balls. Ever heard of messenger?

my hubby is literally the greatest man on earth and reminds me everyday of how lucky I am !

I feel sorry for all the other ladies not married to my hubby, but right now I am too doted on the care or notice as he delivers me breakfast in bed and rubs my feet while I eat

I deserve this
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Rick and Morty but stutter constantly

it is strange because it is by design

perhaps that is what gives it a unique identity?

and I believe both are voiced by the same actor who irl doesn't stutter
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Antifar posted...

But anyways, you're all missing the big picture, which is that obviously Putin did 9/11
https://twitter.com/b_ofrights/status/907231418153136128

is this liberal or conservative conspiracy theorists?
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you can post

"love yourself, because he will never love you"

then let the salt commence
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_Goggalor_ posted...

My point being that shouldn't be the case.

why not?
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smoke_break posted...

fenderbender321 posted...

If you really want to cuddle with somebody, the healthiest thing you can do is latch onto a blanket and pretend it's a hot girl you work with.

my imagination isnt good enough to turn my funky blanket that smells like ass and corn chips into a hot girl..........

for $100 I can make your blanket smell like a real girl
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trojans
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Questionmarktarius posted...

Why is Al Jazeera reporting this?
Something doesn't seem right here.

I think Qatar owns Al Jazeera and they hate Saudi Arabia atm
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Coffeebeanz posted...

NINExATExSEVEN posted...

Coffeebeanz posted...

I'd pay that for a guy, sure.

@Coffeebeanz

You would pay a guy to cuddle with you? Why?

Because I can't seem to get any action otherwise

it clearly says you won't get any action

just cuddling

but if you paid $100 for an hour, that is nice money

you willing to pay this much?
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with that list

Tokyo Ghoul is right up your alley

it has a darker than black and death note vibe to it
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make them play Bioshock Infinite
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DrizztLink posted...

darkphoenix181 posted...

alleges the amended complaint filed on behalf of the families of some 1,400 victims who died in the terrorist attacks 16 years ago.

That, uh.

That number's off by like 1500.

not all 3000 are part of the suit is what they are saying I believe
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MI4 REAL posted...

Former tallest buildings:Twin Towers (until 2001)
Current tallest building:Burj Dubai (in Saudi Arabia)

this is actually interesting tbh...

still...isn't the Burj taller than the old trade towers?
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KILBOTz posted...

Or because it would set precedence for foreign nationals to sue the US for bombing hospitals and stuff. And we don't have much power over SA since we don't really give them foreign aid.

unless they can prove U.S. Soldiers deliberately shot at them, they have no case

paying people to Hijack a plane is a bit different then shit technology having a margin of error

also drone striking a cafe with several terrorists in it but also innocents is different than blowing up a tower with no military personnel in it at all

LittleRoyal posted...

Well at least we know it wasn't bush.

we don't
he knew about this but blamed Afghanistan instead which is suspicious
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http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/05/politics/28-pages-saudi-prince-bandar-9-11/index.html

The revelation about Bandar's indirect ties to the al Qaeda operative was one of the few pieces of new information contained in the declassified documents.

The CIA and FBI concluded that there was no evidence anyone from the Saudi royal family knowingly provided support for the 9/11 attacks.

But Graham said the indirect connection to the respected former Saudi ambassador was "one of the most stunning parts of the investigation" and worthy of pursuing further.

Bandar was the Saudi ambassador to the United States from 1983 to 2005, during the Ronald Reagan, George H. W. Bush, Bill Clinton and George W. Bush administrations. He later served as secretary general of Saudi Arabia's National Security Council and head of Saudi Arabia's General Intelligence Presidency, the equivalent of the CIA, until last year.

Bandar "is probably the most effective ambassador in Washington ever. Full stop," said former CIA analyst Bruce Riedel. "He was highly regarded by every president."

Clinton, Bush, Reagan, Obama, all buddies with this guy it seems
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pikachupwnage posted...

That's literally war starting shit.

Like if we knew right at 9/11 that Saudi Arabia had literally deliberately murdered 3000 of no less we would have been very justified in going to war with them.

the government did know

but Bush is buddies with the Saudi Royals
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Were_Wyrm posted...

Thanks Obama!

he tried to veto the law that lets Saudi government be sued and didn't want to tell the public about all this

Bush also has blood on his hands in the same vein
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and today they are still an ally of our nation


http://nypost.com/2017/09/09/saudi-government-allegedly-funded-a-dry-run-for-911/

Fresh evidence submitted in a major 9/11 lawsuit moving forward against the Saudi Arabian government reveals its embassy in Washington may have funded a “dry run” for the hijackings carried out by two Saudi employees, further reinforcing the claim that employees and agents of the kingdom directed and aided the 9/11 hijackers and plotters.

Two years before the airliner attacks, the Saudi Embassy paid for two Saudi nationals, living undercover in the US as students, to fly from Phoenix to Washington “in a dry run for the 9/11 attacks,” alleges the amended complaint filed on behalf of the families of some 1,400 victims who died in the terrorist attacks 16 years ago.

The court filing provides new details that paint “a pattern of both financial and operational support” for the 9/11 conspiracy from official Saudi sources, lawyers for the plaintiffs say. In fact, the Saudi government may have been involved in underwriting the attacks from the earliest stages — including testing cockpit security.

https://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/world/2017/09/10/report-saudi-arabia-may-have-funded-911-%E2%80%98dry-run/105474892/


http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2017/09/saudi-embassy-funded-911-dry-run-report-170909223532351.html

During the flight in November 1999, the Saudis are reported to have attempted to get into the plane's cockpit to test security. The pilots made an emergency landing because of the incident, and the men were interrogated by the FBI, which eventually let them go.

The law, which was originally vetoed by former President Barack Obama, allows survivors and relatives of victims to pursue cases against foreign governments in US federal court and to demand compensation if such governments are proved to bear some responsibility for attacks on American soil.

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but is he the slave

or the master in the relationship?
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oh no!

mods closed a troll bait thread!

better make a new thread to discuss it !
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so he is a nazi afterall?
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_Goggalor_ posted...

darkphoenix181 posted...

you don't snort
shoot up
or smoke coffee

you drink it


so your comparison is terrible

Yeah, well you drink alcohol and that shit is poison so...

you can buy alchohol basically anywhere food is sold can you not?
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h3h3: a MATTER of LAW
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CE is an addiction
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you don't snort
shoot up
or smoke coffee

you drink it


so your comparison is terrible
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Zikten posted...

I think that rhyme is banned now. based on how current college age kids act. they never learned it

who got that time? to make a rhyme
my words are enough to break you down
my mouth creates a powerful enzyme
cause your face is a crime
that makes people disperse from line
go live alone out on the brine
you m************* clown
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and I am a baby boomer
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Manocheese posted...

Hillary really went too far during the campaign:

wtf is this
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Mexico is gonna pay for the wall


know why? because if they don't Trump is going to drop 800,000 dreamers right into their country!
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Zodd3224 posted...

Notice that I have 2 d's

hi @Two_Dee
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come back daddy
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remember when xbox made you pay to play online?
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BlueBoy675 posted...

I watched the first two episodes and I wasn't feeling it. Does it get better?

yes
when you are introduced to Joseph is when it picks up
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hide ya kids
hide ya wives
they be taking everyone's jobs up in here
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You: Time to pay rent Johnny

Johnny: How much is it?

You: It'll be eighteen dollars.

Johnny: [hands over cash] Here you go. Keep the change.

Johnny: Hi, doggy.

You: You're my favorite roomate.

Johnny: Thanks a lot. Bye!

You: Buh-bye!
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Zikten posted...

darkphoenix181 posted...

I imagine if she did have sex it would be like the bus turns into a male avatar and magically creates the perfect seeds to create her master child

this should have been the canon for the new series. wtf why didn't anyone invite darkphoneix to the script writing meeting?

and she should have a sister who feels a disturbance in the magic force from the child and comes to see her niece

her sister drives a magic public city transport bus

not blood related sister, but a member of the coven

dun dun dun
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Jose is going to destroy this little boat when it hit the atlantic
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wait


if T-Rex was scaly BUT had feathers on his back

sounds like wings


DRAGONS
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diadem
maps
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did he hit her?
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boxington posted...

Frizzle is weird enough to reproduce asexually

I imagine if she did have sex it would be like the bus turns into a male avatar and magically creates the perfect seeds to create her master child
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they believe people are inherently wicked but animals pure and innocent

for some reason when a dog rips a kitten's head off they don't think that all dogs as creatures are evil and malicious

yet if a some psycho kills people because he has a disorder, all humanity is bad
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DarkDragon400 posted...

UnholyMudcrab posted...

I don't remember ever hearing that it did.

From the first article:

The discovery of simple, shaftless feathers on Dilong paradoxus, a 2-metre-long basal tyrannosauroid from the early Cretaceous of China, led to the suggestion that the tyrannosauroids as a group were feathered. Since the tyrannosauroids also includes the late Cretaceous heavyweight superstars that people have heard of, such as Tyrannosaurus, Albertosaurus and Gorgosaurus, this idea gained much interest.

This evidence led to people speculating that Tyrannosaurus may have had feathers. But I don't recall anyone ever saying anything beyond, "Tyrannosaurus might have had feathers."

Well this guy at least heavily suggests it. I mean, Lucy is always depicted as having hair isn't she?

From wiki source:

https://www.wired.com/2012/04/yutyrannus-huali-feathers/

As for the possibility of a plumed T. rex, “We have as much evidence that T. rex was feathered, at least during some stage of its life, as we do that australopithecines like Lucy had hair,” said Mark Norell of the American Museum of Natural History.

“It’s an exciting time to be a dinosaur paleontologist,” said Norell. The feather findings “have rocked the world in terms of how we think of” dinosaurs, he said. “Instead of giant lizards, they were basically weird birds.”

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Zikten posted...

darkphoenix181 posted...

but isn't ms.frizzle's sis hot?

she is. but she should be her daughter instead. it's been a LONG time since the original. especially if you go by the books and not the cartoon. the books are from like the 80's I think. long enough to have a hot daughter.

that would imply Frizzle has had sex
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UnholyMudcrab posted...

darkphoenix181 posted...

like, where have you been UnholyMudcrab ?

I guess not paying attention to archaeology reports? Get off my back about it.

sorry

but I mean CE went crazy about chickenosaurs
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EbonTitanium posted...

The feathers are quite stupid looking.

you just insulted millions of species of birds how insensitive!
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