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Blue_Inigo 09/08/17 4:25:25 PM #1:	If you get with her you have to live with Tommy Wiseau as well. He will frequently quote his shitty movies and may propose a threesome. Would you get with her? --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:886259537] in The perfec... [t:75754886]...</cite> <quote>If you get with her you have to live with Tommy Wiseau as well. He will frequently quote his shitty movies and may propose a threesome. Would you get with her?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 09/08/17 4:27:46 PM #2:	how many times has he been inside of her? --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:886259645] in The perfec... [t:75754886]...</cite> <quote>how many times has he been inside of her?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 09/08/17 4:34:43 PM #3:	darkphoenix181 posted... how many times has he been inside of her? She's perfect so zero times --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:886260022] in The perfec... [t:75754886]...</cite> <quote><cite>darkphoenix181 posted...</cite> <quote>how many times has he been inside of her?</quote> She's perfect so zero times</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiggy101011 09/08/17 4:38:16 PM #4:	oh hi Mark! --- Gamertag: F1RE v2 PSN ID: F1REx Man got me a 9 and she sexy. <cite>Jiggy101011 posted [p:886260201] in The perfec... [t:75754886]...</cite> <quote>oh hi Mark!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mario2000 09/08/17 4:41:36 PM #5:	what's the downside --- Arrrr the SS Goku, Mighty fine boat... -fatmatt Hope Frieza doesn't chuck an Iceberg at the Goku, otherwise it's all over. -Nekoslash <cite>mario2000 posted [p:886260370] in The perfec... [t:75754886]...</cite> <quote>what's the downside</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock 09/08/17 4:42:03 PM #6:	What if I sneak in while he's sleeping and cut his hair? --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:886260386] in The perfec... [t:75754886]...</cite> <quote>What if I sneak in while he's sleeping and cut his hair?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paper_Okami 09/08/17 4:56:03 PM #7:	mario2000 posted... what's the downside --- "Conceit, arrogance and egotism are the essentials of patriotism"- Emma Goldman "Wimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!" -Slurms MacKenzie <cite>Paper_Okami posted [p:886261151] in The perfec... [t:75754886]...</cite> <quote><cite>mario2000 posted...</cite> <quote>what's the downside</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HainoRocks 09/08/17 5:09:27 PM #8:	If she lives with Tommy Wisseau then why does she need me? --- http://highlike.org/media/2015/05/Eliane-Radigue-Islas-resonantes.jpg <cite>HainoRocks posted [p:886261867] in The perfec... [t:75754886]...</cite> <quote>If she lives with Tommy Wisseau then why does she need me?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 09/08/17 5:21:09 PM #9:	did he hit her? --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:886262491] in The perfec... [t:75754886]...</cite> <quote>did he hit her?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueBoy675 09/08/17 5:21:50 PM #10:	Paper_Okami posted... mario2000 posted... what's the downside --- Hope rides alone <cite>BlueBoy675 posted [p:886262519] in The perfec... [t:75754886]...</cite> <quote><cite>Paper_Okami posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mario2000 posted...</cite> <quote>what's the downside</quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King Rial 09/08/17 5:22:13 PM #11:	darkphoenix181 posted... did he hit her? He did not! But he will ask about your sex life. --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King Rial posted [p:886262541] in The perfec... [t:75754886]...</cite> <quote><cite>darkphoenix181 posted...</cite> <quote>did he hit her?</quote> He did not! But he will ask about your sex life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheVipaGTS 09/08/17 5:22:52 PM #12:	So I get the perfect girl and I get a chance to become Tommys best friend? I'm in. <cite>TheVipaGTS posted [p:886262571] in The perfec... [t:75754886]...</cite> <quote>So I get the perfect girl and I get a chance to become Tommys best friend? I'm in.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThineEnemy 09/08/17 5:23:00 PM #13:	I'd have no chance. --- Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/irhappeh/ deviantart: http://sulfurarts.deviantart.com/ Tumblr: http://sulfurarts.tumblr.com/ <cite>ThineEnemy posted [p:886262583] in The perfec... [t:75754886]...</cite> <quote>I'd have no chance.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 09/08/17 5:23:38 PM #14:	mario2000 posted... what's the downside Seriously, can you imagine the stories that guy has? So long as he cleans up after himself I'm fine with it. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:886262615] in The perfec... [t:75754886]...</cite> <quote><cite>mario2000 posted...</cite> <quote>what's the downside</quote> Seriously, can you imagine the stories that guy has? So long as he cleans up after himself I'm fine with it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 09/08/17 5:25:42 PM #15:	BlueBoy675 posted... Paper_Okami posted... mario2000 posted... what's the downside It's Tommy fucking Wiseau --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:886262726] in The perfec... [t:75754886]...</cite> <quote><cite>BlueBoy675 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Paper_Okami posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mario2000 posted...</cite> <quote>what's the downside</quote></quote></quote> It's Tommy fucking Wiseau</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chad-Henne 09/08/17 5:26:46 PM #16:	pinky0926 posted... mario2000 posted... what's the downside Seriously, can you imagine the stories that guy has? So long as he cleans up after himself I'm fine with it. You know he doesn't fucking clean up after himself --- http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1759573/hennelol2.gif http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1303533/hennefight_medium.gif <cite>Chad-Henne posted [p:886262770] in The perfec... [t:75754886]...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mario2000 posted...</cite> <quote>what's the downside</quote> Seriously, can you imagine the stories that guy has? So long as he cleans up after himself I'm fine with it.</quote> You know he doesn't fucking clean up after himself</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 09/08/17 5:27:32 PM #17:	Chad-Henne posted... pinky0926 posted... mario2000 posted... what's the downside Seriously, can you imagine the stories that guy has? So long as he cleans up after himself I'm fine with it. You know he doesn't fucking clean up after himself But he has a lot of money and seems irresponsible so I can imagine there'd be lots of "treats" and probably not much in the way of rent --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:886262803] in The perfec... [t:75754886]...</cite> <quote><cite>Chad-Henne posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mario2000 posted...</cite> <quote>what's the downside</quote> Seriously, can you imagine the stories that guy has? So long as he cleans up after himself I'm fine with it.</quote> You know he doesn't fucking clean up after himself</quote> But he has a lot of money and seems irresponsible so I can imagine there'd be lots of "treats" and probably not much in the way of rent</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 09/08/17 5:32:08 PM #18:	You: Time to pay rent Johnny Johnny: How much is it? You: It'll be eighteen dollars. Johnny: [hands over cash] Here you go. Keep the change. Johnny: Hi, doggy. You: You're my favorite roomate. Johnny: Thanks a lot. Bye! You: Buh-bye! --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:886263067] in The perfec... [t:75754886]...</cite> <quote>You: Time to pay rent Johnny Johnny: How much is it? You: It'll be eighteen dollars. Johnny: [hands over cash] Here you go. Keep the change. Johnny: Hi, doggy. You: You're my favorite roomate. Johnny: Thanks a lot. Bye! You: Buh-bye!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
legendarylemur 09/08/17 5:34:01 PM #19:	I dunno if I can afford a tuxedo AND a football --- "Iwata was awesome" - Mr. Nintendo dinglebutt <cite>legendarylemur posted [p:886263168] in The perfec... [t:75754886]...</cite> <quote>I dunno if I can afford a tuxedo AND a football</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueBoy675 09/08/17 5:35:07 PM #20:	Blue_Inigo posted... BlueBoy675 posted... Paper_Okami posted... mario2000 posted... what's the downside It's Tommy fucking Wiseau You say that like it's a bad thing --- Hope rides alone <cite>BlueBoy675 posted [p:886263236] in The perfec... [t:75754886]...</cite> <quote><cite>Blue_Inigo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BlueBoy675 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Paper_Okami posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mario2000 posted...</cite> <quote>what's the downside</quote></quote></quote> It's Tommy fucking Wiseau</quote> You say that like it's a bad thing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 09/08/17 5:35:59 PM #21:	darkphoenix181 posted... You: Time to pay rent Johnny Johnny: How much is it? You: It'll be eighteen dollars. Johnny: [hands over cash] Here you go. Keep the change. Johnny: Hi, doggy. You: You're my favorite roomate. Johnny: Thanks a lot. Bye! You: Buh-bye! lmao I want it Can I have him where do I order --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:886263284] in The perfec... [t:75754886]...</cite> <quote><cite>darkphoenix181 posted...</cite> <quote>You: Time to pay rent Johnny Johnny: How much is it? You: It'll be eighteen dollars. Johnny: [hands over cash] Here you go. Keep the change. Johnny: Hi, doggy. You: You're my favorite roomate. Johnny: Thanks a lot. Bye! You: Buh-bye!</quote> lmao I want it Can I have him where do I order</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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