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TopicTop 5 most bullshit enemies in video games according to ChromaticAngel
CapnMuffin
09/09/17 2:18:24 AM
#4
Titanite Demons
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TopicIs talking to girls the Dark Souls of social interaction?
CapnMuffin
09/08/17 10:29:49 PM
#16
*approaches girl*

(Boss health meter fills up)

Oh fuck...
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TopicThe most wtf music video I have ever seen...(NSFW)
CapnMuffin
09/08/17 10:04:40 PM
#2
The fun starts at 1:30
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TopicI never understood why they took turns fighting in DBZ
CapnMuffin
09/08/17 9:07:36 PM
#7
It's either Saiyan Pride or the rule of Rock Paper Scissors. Both cannot be ignored.
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TopicTien is a miserable failure, here's a great video summary of his pathetic life
CapnMuffin
09/08/17 7:25:19 PM
#15
Chicken posted...
Didn't they just have an episode where he fucks shit up?

He used multiform to job 4 times as much.
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TopicJust ate a pizza with mushrooms on it from Domino's
CapnMuffin
09/08/17 4:29:25 PM
#8
More like Dumbino's
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TopicWho the hell asked for a LA Noir remaster?
CapnMuffin
09/08/17 4:28:12 PM
#37
Wow didn't know this game had this much hate.

I wouldn't replay it or buy a remaster but I played all the way through and enjoyed it.
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TopicSo basically all credit is meaningless
CapnMuffin
09/08/17 12:15:42 PM
#2
How are we sure that's you, Kiwi?
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TopicWow that artwork in the Zelda Companion is pretty sweet.
CapnMuffin
09/07/17 4:52:32 PM
#1
It also challenges you to name them all.
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/Sj6rF
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ZCib2VR_d
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9OITx9p_d
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TopicJust started the Dark Souls DLC for the first time. (Spoilers)
CapnMuffin
09/07/17 4:32:24 PM
#19
Gimmick posted...
Fuck I didn't know the dlc had ds1 stuff in it. Now I wish I would've bought the dlc and ps+ to play that instead of destiny (although the new destiny is actually quite good)

Huh? This IS DS1.

Are you thinking DS3? (The DLC for that game is cool in its own right too)
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TopicJust started the Dark Souls DLC for the first time. (Spoilers)
CapnMuffin
09/07/17 1:30:00 PM
#15
No. Didn't seem worth the hassle for this build like Seath's was.
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TopicCan we just, like, say fucking nice things to each other ITT?
CapnMuffin
09/07/17 12:50:30 PM
#14
Destined to fail.
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TopicJust started the Dark Souls DLC for the first time. (Spoilers)
CapnMuffin
09/07/17 12:46:58 PM
#13
The dragon was pretty tough, but damn what an exciting boss to fight. I'm shieldless so when you really get in the zone and you're dodging this way and that, reading the subtle boss movement clues... very fun boss.

I had medium roll but I realized I was exclusively using magic on Kalameet, so I ditched my MGS and when in catalyst only for fast roll.

Boss was down to a nugget of health when I ran out of castings. :0

So I dodge a flash of fire and scramble in my menu for a decent weapon to equip praying I don't die. By a miracle I survive and run in for a swipe or two at his legs for the W.
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Topicthe more sex you have the shorter you live
CapnMuffin
09/07/17 12:42:39 PM
#14
Where do you think the term wizard came from
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TopicDo you like Philly Cheesesteaks?
CapnMuffin
09/07/17 12:40:51 PM
#9
Wiz With is the only way to go.
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TopicHave you ever gotten hate messages from random strangers for being gud at games?
CapnMuffin
09/07/17 12:38:27 PM
#11
RedWhiteBlue posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
Ive gotten plenty of hatemail in Dark Souls 3.

This, and I'm on PC so it's dedication on their part to take the time to do it.

Same. Well either hate mail or gloat mail. Usually the latter. I like to invade and it's usually after a failed invasion against the host's twinked out buddy/buddies.
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TopicATTN: Harpie
CapnMuffin
09/07/17 12:31:04 PM
#31
I can't look away from this topic.
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TopicJust started the Dark Souls DLC for the first time. (Spoilers)
CapnMuffin
09/06/17 10:38:00 PM
#12
Manus grabbed me and I noped the fuck out of there with a bone. Not ready for this yet... going for Kalameet first.
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TopicJust started the Dark Souls DLC for the first time. (Spoilers)
CapnMuffin
09/06/17 9:37:38 PM
#10
Aaaaaah why is humanity trying to hug me to death?!
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TopicJust started the Dark Souls DLC for the first time. (Spoilers)
CapnMuffin
09/06/17 5:52:36 PM
#9
NibeIungsnarf posted...
When Artorias powers up do you think he's actually farting?

So the Abyss is actually... my god.

Anyway. Oolacile proper was pretty darn easy. Breezed through that.

Oh and also I kind of feel bad for killing Ciaran.....but dat armor tho. >_>

I always do an NPC genocide before completing the game anyways lol

Now I'm somewhere that's dark af. Time for Sunlight Maggot hat.
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Topicis betty white the real life?
CapnMuffin
09/06/17 5:30:40 PM
#3
@BettyWhite
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TopicGames to play while drunk?
CapnMuffin
09/06/17 5:26:24 PM
#27
Quake

Just open console and lower gravity modifier. Maybe alter speed too.
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TopicAs of today, I am 100% debt free.
CapnMuffin
09/06/17 5:05:39 PM
#6
Tom Nook will find a way.
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TopicOne of our managers used the company credit card to save his dog's life
CapnMuffin
09/06/17 3:08:38 PM
#39
Balrog0 posted...
CapnMuffin posted...
No one mentioned the vet yet.

The vet clinic couldn't cut him some slack and bill him in a life/death situation?


I was gonna say something about a payment plan myself but then I saw the dog died and I got sad

:(

Yeah, shit sucks.

Imagine making a call to save your dog's life. Dog dies anyway and you lose your job.
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TopicSeraphim are meant to have four faces. The face of a man, the face of an ox...
CapnMuffin
09/06/17 3:03:49 PM
#4
__aCEr__ posted...
Does that mean they can use the carpool lane?

If it's close to God, then sure.
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TopicOne of our managers used the company credit card to save his dog's life
CapnMuffin
09/06/17 3:02:36 PM
#35
No one mentioned the vet yet.

The vet clinic couldn't cut him some slack and bill him in a life/death situation?
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TopicGames to play while drunk?
CapnMuffin
09/06/17 11:58:57 AM
#3
Mario Party
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TopicSo i just beat Undertail... Spoilers
CapnMuffin
09/06/17 11:47:24 AM
#10
Yeah the genocide route is worth it alone for the Sans boss battle.
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TopicGreat Freakonomics episodes on the basics of personal finance and investing
CapnMuffin
09/06/17 11:32:33 AM
#42
For credit cards (and credit score) what matters is:
- Number of cards (Factor in below)
- Total accessible balance (Amount available)
- Utilization (how much of that accessible are you using)
- Length of history (how old are the cards)
- Payment history (on time? 30 days late? 60 days late? Etc)

So a good rule of thumb is to have a few cards with the maximum line amount they will allow you (call and request an increase after a year). Use them. Pay on time. Don't carry a balance more than 30% of what is available.

*Disclosure: Not a credit advisor, but I do work in the financial industry.
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TopicMillennials!!11
CapnMuffin
09/06/17 10:42:30 AM
#3
Gentiles!
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TopicSo... hey.
CapnMuffin
09/06/17 10:17:39 AM
#2
ATgtGZh
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TopicWhat's a millenial again
CapnMuffin
09/05/17 7:26:03 PM
#11
Millennials even ruined the label. What's next?!
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TopicSquall isn't dead.
CapnMuffin
09/05/17 5:45:36 PM
#12
Guy_Fieri posted...
Squall sucks.

Squall: ...
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TopicA stupid ATM machine wanted my PIN number earlier.
CapnMuffin
09/05/17 5:44:38 PM
#13
Don't take it for granite.
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TopicSquall isn't dead.
CapnMuffin
09/05/17 5:35:58 PM
#7
So basically fan theories are better than the pointless realistic truth.
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TopicI'm at Arbiter's Grounds in Twilight Princess. Does it get better?
CapnMuffin
09/05/17 5:33:49 PM
#3
Colorahdo posted...
It's kind of been a haul to get to this point with the bugs and the kids and the SLOW pacing. Is it just dungeon crawling past this point all the way to the end?

Zelda game?

Not sure what you expected.
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TopicJust started the Dark Souls DLC for the first time. (Spoilers)
CapnMuffin
09/05/17 5:01:58 PM
#5
UnholyMudcrab posted...
Artorias is probably my favorite fight in the Souls series

I can see why. Kudos to whomever did the animations and design of this boss.

Tmk posted...
First time I fought Arty it was on a max NG+ cycle.

Bad times...

Damn that must have sucked.

Well melee probably struggles more here. My INT Sorcery guy (with MGS in primary hand) pulled through after a couple tries getting his attacks down. Just popped CSM whenever he distances himself, and smacked him with CSS after an opening. It helps that he's wide open during every powering up phase to projectiles.
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TopicTry to guess my race based on the contents of my fridge.
CapnMuffin
09/05/17 4:32:22 PM
#9
Argonian?
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TopicJust started the Dark Souls DLC for the first time. (Spoilers)
CapnMuffin
09/05/17 4:30:23 PM
#2
By Gwyn's beard. Artorias himself. Was expecting more of a lead up to this battle. Instead he's just there and wants to kill me. Which he did. :( RIP

At least it's easy to run back to him...
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TopicJust started the Dark Souls DLC for the first time. (Spoilers)
CapnMuffin
09/05/17 2:56:22 PM
#1
This is pretty sweet. Loving how it takes place in the past. I recognized Darkroot and the stone golems right away.
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TopicChristina Hendricks says she didn't get roles because of her curvy body
CapnMuffin
09/05/17 2:50:04 PM
#37
So? If you're making a film you control every aspect of it. The physical appearance of your actors is not an exception.
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TopicPlayed Rocket League on the switch today at PAX
CapnMuffin
09/05/17 2:40:02 PM
#3
What did you do for tha last 16 hours?
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TopicFox News host (and probable GamerGater) wonders if Nintendo is being too PC
CapnMuffin
09/05/17 2:37:39 PM
#8
What

That's like saying Mickey Mouse is no longer the driver of a steam boat.
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TopicPlaying Kingdom Hearts 1 for the first time. Time to see what the hype is about.
CapnMuffin
09/05/17 2:00:27 PM
#486
OverTheEdge963 posted...
I despised Ice Cream Beat and all of the mini-games. Worst KH world ever.

The design of the world is great but yeah that volleyball game is garbo.
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Topicyou hear about the new once and future queen?
CapnMuffin
09/05/17 9:40:18 AM
#6
Not enough STR to wield even two handed.
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