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Dakimakura posted...

Time to download the nude mods

thats the first thing I do before starting a new game though

Sry4PartyRockin posted...

Doors and parts falling off, a plane crashed in Brazil today and killed 62 people, and the plane carrying the Carolina Panthers skidded off the tarmac early this morning

Flying is gonna be a no for me dawg

I have a trip booked to fly to Florida next month.

And we leave on 9/11.

brb gonna go boost my life insurance payout

I'm like 99.999% sure they'll both be in Secret Wars.

If serious:

Basically claiming you were in the military when you really weren't.

Or if you were, lying about your service to make yourself look better.

Except for JD Vance. He's obsessed with the Ottoman Empire.

LonelyStoner posted...

I had no idea they could actually come get you from another country.

IIRC he was there illegally and they kicked his ass back to the US where local officials found out he was on our most wanted list

CableZL posted...

LOL

Damn, what the hell did he do

Tried to lure children into his car, got put in jail for it, bailed out, did it again, got his house raided and they found a shitload of CP on his devices, and also assaulted the girl he was dating at the time, got put in jail for all of that, bailed out again, then fled the country before his court date and was found in like Honduras or something. They brought him back and now he'll be in jail for a long time. I got the years wrong, he's sentenced to 48 years but eligible for early release with good behavior in 24 years.

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That's the point

My wife's douchebag ex was a breakdancer and was obsessed with making it to the Olympics.

He's in jail now for the next 50 years lmfao

Did that rat just fucking parkour bounce off the wall

Zikten posted...

I wish they would do a prequel that tells where all the cars came from

Humanity went full-electric and AI took over the cars and killed everyone

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b8c35a5a.jpg

Mechu posted...

I'll admit, I never expected Harris to do nearly as well as she is. Hopefully the momentum holds up.

Helps a lot that she can pretty much put 100% of her focus into campaigning while Biden can now put 100% of his on presidenting. And the fact that shes younger and far more energetic means she can do a lot more of that campaigning.

This was possibly the best thing to happen in politics in like 16 years

Euripides posted...

The polls are not looking good so he needs to lash out

Publicly

He needs to convince swing voters to vote for him, throwing a big ass tantrum isn't gonna help lmao

boomgetchopped3 posted...

I wonder if its a fun hate watch or just plain bad

So far I've seen online that it's just a genuinely awful movie all around

You can't just say "I retire!" and quit the military on short notice. You gotta submit paperwork which takes months to process.

The fact that his retirement happened before a deployment was just lucky timing, it wasn't planned. But all the keyboard warriors who love veterans but never even served will continue to call him a coward. Those people weren't voting for Kamala anyway.

Fucking terrible on its own but the fact that it's a foster child makes it so much worse.

That kid was taken out of a bad situation so they could be taken care of, and they get killed by the person tasked with protecting them.

A foster kid was left in a car here last month while the foster mom was getting her hair done and he died too. Shit's fucking ridiculous.

Always been the same for us too. I'm right, she's left.

Didn't pick the sides, just got in bed together the first time like that.

IIRC Hancock can fly and has super strength

Havent seen The Boys but I think Homelander can also fly with super strength but doesnt he also have laser beam eyes

edit: maybe Hancock couldnt actually fly, he could just jump super high? Been so long since I watched it

Didnt a CEman sexually assault a stray dog and post about it once

God damn, I kept thinking wow thats a big crowd and then it kept zooming out and zooming out

Crowd sizes dont really matter but Im sure this pissed off the folks on the right who say they do, maybe theyll accept the election results this time instead of saying HOW DID THEY GET SO MANY VOTES WHEN NO ONE WENT TO THE RALLIES?!

nah theyll cry about it anyway

lol

Squall28 posted...

Prob too old by that point unfortunately

Nah he's 60 now

He'd be 68 after two Harris terms and 76 after two of his own terms

Trump is already 78 and Biden is already 81

K181 posted...

Neither did Vance's couch.

ayyy

Kamalas reaction to the couch line was great

Really loving this new timeline weve somehow found ourselves in

After two Harris terms he'll still be younger than Trump is right now >_>

Maybe they'll win a FAFO award

archizzy posted...

People are sitting on high value houses that if they sold they could move to the Midwest and live extremely comfortable and debt free. Again I know its not for everyone but Im surprised more people dont do it. Its like a cheat code to easy living here.

For real, and you don't even necessarily have to give up a city life. Omaha, Des Moines, Kansas City, Sioux Falls, etc. are all decent sized cities with tons of shit to do at a fraction of the cost of living

SSj4Wingzero posted...

I wonder what the median income is.

As of 2022 it was $37,585

I make about double that but still can't afford to support a family off just my income :(

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6494e35d.jpg
Fuck yes!

https://twitter.com/QuotesFuturama/status/1342894626328502273

pretty much everything the GOP says nowadays reminds me of this

Who

Curveball: its none of the people we think it could be

Yeah I was 100% wrong on this. Figured the democrats would do what they normally do and fuck things up at the last minute but the fact that everyone rallied around Kamala so quickly is fantastic and I actually feel hope again for the first time in like 4 years

solosnake posted...

So I guess I should hold off on creating a ROTH IRA until things level out?

Time in the market is more important than timing the market.

Especially with an IRA where you aren't even going to touch that money for like 30 years

Oh look, stuff is regaining some of the losses already

What a shock

You only lose if you sell, cowards.

C'mon, cut those rates. My car's lease is up next month and I plan on buying it out and want a low rate >_>

Zikten posted...

And imagine if a different religion is based on each baby snake. And they all fight each other

this actually sounds cool as fuck

BunkerBoy posted...

Jesus never said he'd come back as human

mother of god what if the baby snakes are all vessels containing a portion of Jesus

Nikra posted...

Stay in bed for a couple of days and feel sorry for yourself. That works all the times. lol

That's my usual treatment plan but I have an 11 month old baby and a 4 month old puppy now

Wife is sick too. Babys alright so far. Puppy shit on the damn carpet two feet away from tiled floor

The most annoying cold symptom

Trumpo posted...

Cyberpower PC has reasonable prices every now and then, but I have idea how reliable their builds are.

Got mine in 2020 and still kicking ass. Only thing Ive done is upgrade the RAM from 16 to 32GB, which wasnt even necessary. Just wanted to future proof it a bit.

Im 100% for Kamala and think Trump and every single one of his supporters can fuck off forever

but this is unfortunately at least a bit misleading, evidenced by a few replies to KamalaHQ showing the actual Trump crowd that also had a pretty full arena

It doesnt actually matter, cause we know crowd size does not equal votes.

Sweet. Cant wait to vote for her.

In Nebraska but in a typically blue district that gave Biden 1 electoral vote in 2020.

Then the state GOP threw a bitch fit and had the district redrawn, so hopefully its still gonna go blue this time.

Im kinda butthurt about this cause I just went to Dave and Busters for a birthday party and got stuck in traffic which made me get there at 6:03pm.

They started charging $10 per person at 6pm because theyll be hosting the fight. That doesnt start for like five god damn hours. We were only there til 7, that place is already overpriced as is

likea public bathroom?

honestly every bathroom that isnt my own bathroom kinda grosses me out cause idk if they shut the toilet lid before flushing and all that fecal matter could be all over everything

like I cant get turned on in a room that people use to vomit and shit

ShaneMcComez posted...

I expect eventually Trump will go even further beyond racism and accuse Kamala of being transgender, as transphobia is what energizes the far right the most.

MAGA already uses this for Michelle Obama, surely they have more original insults they could use

It really is odd. Trans people are such a tiny part of the population and the right acts like theyre taking over the world.

The bathroom thing really gets me cause Ive been using public restrooms for like 25 years and Ive never once been like I wonder if that person next to me has different genitals

Theyre so fucking weird