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| Topic | Not being able to read military time is basically telling me you're stupid |
| ModernPost 02/22/24 7:55:51 PM #29 | ArkhamOrigins posted...
Ahhh so now you know what it's like for the rest of us to read your topicsGot 'em. --- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | Just put my application in for the police force. |
| ModernPost 02/21/24 10:39:48 PM #32 | ShineboxPhil posted...
That person claims to be homeless living out of a car. Should have absolutely 0 input to criticise a profession.They still contribute more to society than any cop. --- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | Just put my application in for the police force. |
| ModernPost 02/21/24 10:03:31 PM #2 | Get a real job.
--- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | Cherry Poppin' Daddies is the actual fucking worst band name ever |
| ModernPost 02/21/24 10:01:51 PM #52 | SF_Okami posted...
Also the band ! ! ! also has a terrible name because how the fuck do you pronounce that. Impossible to search for them too.Chk chk chk is how it's pronounced. --- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | Pastor said he will let rapist go free, if the woman had on shorts. |
| ModernPost 02/21/24 9:05:40 PM #47 | Southernfatman posted...
ReligionYup --- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | David Jaffe misses the point of his ownncreation lmao |
| ModernPost 02/21/24 9:02:40 PM #46 | Giblet_Enjoyer posted...
Why not just make him a snarky gamefaqs poster so you can relate to him extra hard?I did not make the character or the game he's in, you'll have to put in your request with someone else. --- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | The IRS is reminding you to report your income from illegal activities |
| ModernPost 02/20/24 11:09:59 PM #30 | I always report all of my income from illegal activities like a good American citizen.
--- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | Cut my life into pizza |
| ModernPost 02/20/24 11:07:46 PM #16 | DirkDiggles posted...
Sure, if you have a regular pizza cutter. Seeing on how Pizza Hut uses a rocker style pizza cutter (Mezzaluna).Does the rocker style pizza cutter cut in a straight line? --- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | David Jaffe misses the point of his ownncreation lmao |
| ModernPost 02/20/24 9:53:29 PM #25 | Giblet_Enjoyer posted...
Yeah TC I'm sure the creator of the character understands him worse than you do, makes sense.If the creator of God of War doesn't understand that storytelling often involves characters growing and changing from their experiences, then yes, he understands it less than I do. Giblet_Enjoyer posted... Haven't played any game past 2 but this sounds like he went from being a cool original character to a self-insert. Not sure how that's an improvementHe's still a cool, original character, but now we can actually relate to him on a human level. Neat! --- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | Cut my life into pizza |
| ModernPost 02/20/24 9:39:02 PM #12 | You can, of course, cut a round pizza into 10 equal slices. The math is pretty simple. Each slice will cover 36 degrees of the circle.
I just thought it was funny that DirkDiggles didn't realize that. --- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | Tucker Carlson travels to Red Mountain to interview Dagoth-Ur |
| ModernPost 02/20/24 9:34:16 PM #16 | HylianFox posted...
Donald Trump wasn't supposed to win 2016 eitherWhat makes you draw this dubious comparison between the two? --- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | Cut my life into pizza |
| ModernPost 02/20/24 9:31:45 PM #10 | DirkDiggles posted...
Had this one lady ask us to cut her pizza into 10 pieces. I told her, ma'am we can only cut it into 2, 4, 6, 8, 12, 16, 24, or 32 pieces. She didn't get the math.Why can't you cut it into 10 pieces? I don't get your math either. --- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | Tucker Carlson travels to Red Mountain to interview Dagoth-Ur |
| ModernPost 02/20/24 8:56:01 PM #11 | EPR-radar posted...
Carlson is on the short list of people who are shitty enough to have a shot of taking over the GOP once Trump is gone.Tucker Carlson has zero credibility outside of the bubble he's carefully curated around himself. He has a shot at taking over the GOP in the same way a snowball has a shot at lasting a week in Hell. --- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | Ordered pizza delivery, they tacked on a delivery fee and still ask if I want to |
| ModernPost 02/20/24 10:00:54 AM #24 | I can assure you that delivery drivers do not like delivery fees. They get none of the delivery fee and it cuts into what people are willing to tip.
Delivery is a luxury convenience. Don't be a tightwad. --- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | Russian teens face up to 5 years for 'snow penis' |
| ModernPost 02/15/24 7:34:51 PM #26 | CreekCo posted...
They got in trouble :(That doesn't answer the question. --- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | Tucker Carlson: Moscow 'so much nicer than. any city in my country' |
| ModernPost 02/14/24 10:57:38 PM #85 | FolkenRawr posted...
This has to be the most bizarre hill on which to die.It's up there. --- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | Tucker Carlson: Moscow 'so much nicer than. any city in my country' |
| ModernPost 02/14/24 8:16:03 PM #78 | Dragon56 posted...
I've been to Moscow. This wouldn't be a controversy if it were anyone but Tucker Carlson saying it. Very nice city.lmao --- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | Whats a guy gotta do to get with Dakota Johnson |
| ModernPost 02/13/24 4:11:39 PM #26 | ZannoL posted...
I think people hate her because shes a nepo baby?She was excellent in Suspiria, that's really the only thing I've seen her in. I think the nepo baby jabs are unwarranted. --- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | Stellar blade rated 18+ in Korea for nudity and excessive violence. |
| ModernPost 02/13/24 1:25:03 PM #53 | Smackems posted...
Cover Tifa up more. Take away her midriff. Make it so that there's no bounce or jiggle -- just fat dead space. But don't flatten herYou are deranged. Remake Tifa still has a huge bust. You sound like a little brat throwing a temper tantrum. It's pathetic, and completely untethered from reality. Get a fucking grip. --- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | I'm listening to the new Kanye album (VULTURES) |
| ModernPost 02/12/24 11:39:35 AM #10 | Are there any songs about how much he hates Jewish people?
--- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | Here's what I don't get about people. |
| ModernPost 02/12/24 11:36:15 AM #23 | RetuenOfDevsman posted...
But if it's sports or movies, well now, any random person on the street is going to assume any other random person on the street knows literally--and I mean LITERALLY--every stat for every player/actor on every team/movie from any year going back to 1780-something.I'm a huge sports fan and I have a lot of friends that are huge sports fans and I've never once had an interaction like what you're describing. --- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | why does Wonder Woman look like that in the Suicide Squad game? |
| ModernPost 02/10/24 7:11:45 PM #22 | trivialbeing posted...
looks nothing like Wonder WomanWonder Woman is a fictional character. --- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | Did any of you see Shakespeare in Love? |
| ModernPost 02/06/24 1:15:59 PM #9 | Do the Right Thing lost to Driving Miss Daisy. That's an embarrassing one. But to me, the biggest Oscar snub of all time was Ralph Fiennes in Schindler's List losing to Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive. There could not be a bigger gulf between two performances.
--- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | If you cant afford to tip don't go out to eat |
| ModernPost 02/06/24 1:09:16 PM #50 | Glob posted...
Expecting tipping is stupid. At that point, its not a tip, its just that your prices are a lie.Servers don't set the prices. --- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | ISIS says Iran could be nuclear 'in a week' |
| ModernPost 02/06/24 12:34:13 PM #22 | streamofthesky posted...
Well, a lefty who has "lolAmerica" as his sig is probably a startJust say "no, I don't know what a tankie is. I was using vocabulary I don't understand in order to sound smarter than I really am." --- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | CIA created Hollywood to poison America with woke |
| ModernPost 02/06/24 12:13:29 PM #26 | The laws of causality are difficult for conservatives to understand, cut her a break.
--- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | Name a republican politician in the past 5 years you like |
| ModernPost 02/05/24 1:09:20 PM #26 | None.
--- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | Marijuana. Cocaine. Ecstasy. Oxycontin. Nicotine. Crack. Heroin. Meth. PCP. |
| ModernPost 02/05/24 12:21:17 AM #47 | Not necessarily in that order.
--- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | Do you care about politics? |
| ModernPost 02/04/24 11:29:53 PM #75 | I would pick the option "I care a lot but wish I didn't."
--- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | How do you even get into rap |
| ModernPost 02/04/24 11:17:59 PM #19 | KanWan posted...
Also this exists in recent timesDamn, thanks for sharing that, that was awesome. --- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | How do you even get into rap |
| ModernPost 02/04/24 2:44:47 AM #17 | Listen to Run the Jewels.
--- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
| Topic | Just had a dirty cop try to threaten me |
| ModernPost 02/01/24 4:43:40 PM #100 | GeraldDarko posted...
I don't get why they do this, they're patrolling. It's not like they need to be somewhere. Does it really matter if they have to stop for a light?Laws are made for us peons, the police are above the law. --- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan |
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