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This is what someone who is willing to die looks like

Not what Kirby did

https://youtu.be/meOCdyS7ORE?si=u2yLSDJrZwgrSLvZ

##Breakup

Just realize you caused this Ulti

EDumey posted...

Don't do it Lopen. Just let it happen. I don't want to trade vanillas just to deal with suspicion from people asking why I got saved last minute. Just do better tomorrow. I'm not any better at solving than you or JC.

You don't have Ulti out to just sabotage what you're doing and literally not solve anything

How many people have JC in their POE

@Chaeix I need your affirmation that you're sure Dumey is town and that you will at least consider Kirby x Corrik

You as well, Dumey

Then I will make the swap

Corrik claimed to flush out cop, said oops I lied, and then saved Kirby who was doing such a terrible job roleplaying that I refuse to believe Corrik would believe it

Kirby has flopped so much on whether I'm scum whether to sacrifice himself

You are being dense

Kirby321 posted...

Lopen, I have to leave now. If you want to do some bullshit, then do it now and quit wasting time

If I'm going to swap my life for Dumey's I need to be sure

Its Corrik and Kirby

I'm just trying to optimize town's chances of seeing this at this point

And how hard do you read Dumey town

@Chaeix

Are you here. How hard do you read Kirby town

SirChris posted...

It's okay, I will probably be dead and then you can cook all you want.

Won't be able to if you're dead

Ulti is going to keep playing like a mindless robot

I would have much rather triple killed myself + you + Kirby for whatever that's worth

I'm probably just going to afk tomorrow for a lot of it

Either Corrik is throwing or Ulti is and it's going to be frustrating

Then you may die

Ok

So you seriously believe Corrik and Kirby are town here

@EDumey I know you may have left seeing your doom but let me know

If it's Corrik + Kirby I'd rather unbreak Ulti so he can solve

He's being a massive distraction and will undermine attempts to double kill Kirby + Corrik if I'm alive

Dumey how do you continue playing the game if allowed to live

Hm.

So do I have enough confidence it's Kirby + Corrik to break up with JC and let him save Dumey

Because Ulti really wants me to call him scum when he's town

So he can "win"

But I think I'd be willing to humor Ulti + Dumey as the last two scum if it goes that way

Ok so if Dumey doesn't flip scum let me 1v2 Kirby + Corrik tomorrow

If Dumey flips scum then it's probably just Kirby + Dumey and Ulti has been replaced with an AI that is out to kill me

Dumey if you're town Kirby has basically claimed scum in this interaction and if Corrik won't be here you must do what you must

What am I optimizing for

Lol

Kirby321 posted...

... So Red died for nothing. Lovely.

... Putting aside the fact that I probably would've killed him myself yesterday if he wasn't Cop but still

To beat a dead horse

If Kirby is town he would be best served trying to actually pair with Dumey here-- if Corrik was lying the chances of being scum are pretty high

Instead he just believes Corrik is town anyway

Gonna laugh and laugh if Corrik is scum with Kirby. That would be something

Whatever

Just kill Kirby please. You literally caught him when he said he'd rather die but scoffed at triple kill

Not enough time to do triple kill stuff now

Dragoon

Yeah I changed my mind obviously

If Kirby is scum Chris will hard clear FD so yeah I don't approve triple kills that involve Corrik

I think triple kill of Kirby dumey corrik gives about as much data tbh

Corrik is a dead man walking regardless and the POE is wide

Like mafia isn't that hard

Be open to the idea your theory is wrong and talk through the scenario

I bounce around so much because we have a million stonewallers who have a single bad read that screws the game up

So I have to probe other suspicions to get any interaction at all.

It's frustrating. But at least it's game related

Crescent notably posts about 5x as much as I do with about 80% not being remotely game related but Ulti just loves her because she taught him how to gaslight people

I don't think I post all that much

Back when people cared about mafia I wouldn't even be Top 5

Now people are generally content to mindlessly zerg into targets and that's why town loses so much

If I had people actually discussing the game to bounce off of we'd win a lot more

Anyway Kirby flips scum I'll just point at Ulti and let you all kill him

No more posts from me tomorrow I trust you to win

I'm going back to Ulti being scum

Big mad I caught Kirby

UltimaterializerX posted...

Mafia is supposed to be a game, but yet again youve decided to be a jackass and ruin the fun for everyone else. Shocker, Crescent was again proven right.

You're literally the only person on the board aside from Blade on Crescents side at this point I hope you realize

Actually nah

Its Kirby Dumey.

Final answer. Ulti is town

TheSultanOfSlam posted...

Hmm look at the 1 not wanting to do this
Dumey and Lopen are game. Kirby isn't.

Town town scum?

Yes

The better option is to just lynch Kirby but I'm willing to bomb for glory

I actually think even if we are all town logic is this is a better idea

Like

I'm definitely dead if Kirby is town at this point

You save town a sure mislynch

Unless it's Dumey and Kirby of course lol

I mean definitely he should prefer this plan to just dying

I give Isquen my 100% town clear

If we're all town then it's Sultan and Mzero

I will breakup if and only if

Dumey agrees to not date anyone
Kirby agrees to not date anyone
Corrik agrees to date FD and vice versa
Chris agrees to date JC and vice versa

And I will not date anyone

I need Kirby and Dumey to vow not to pair too

If I die alone you kill Dumey and Kirby with Mzero and make a glorious finish

Ok fine

If JC and Chris and FD will do it I'll do it

And then when Dumey and Kirby pair I need town's approval to let mzero bomb them

Declined

JC and I'm not updating him

Oh.

Well thanks Corrik