Lurker > DementedDurian

TotallyNotAGirl posted...

....Are you a marine, by any chance?

Both my grandfathers were in the Air Force, but I have no other military background other than being born in a base's hospital.

Irony posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9d5da4f8.jpg

Thanks. Red is good.

Dungeater posted...

its not up to me what you are allowed to do

i am saying that if it is moddable to answer 'yes' to the genuine question 'am i crazy', then asking it in the first place should be moddable

thats all

I'm not trying to bait people, I'm just legit worried that my desire for crayons is a headspace thing as far as my thoughts go.

CSCA33 posted...

I will say though, those gimmick users are showing their true colors and personality when they post transphobia

I have a gimmick and I don't like being lumped with those ne'er-do-wells.

Dungeater posted...

what is your question

I'm not allowed to ask if I'm crazy? Because my brother dug into me because I was wanting one so bad.

Speaking human tongues.

Dungeater posted...

if answering yes to this is moddable, asking it in the first place should be moddable

???

Jiek_Fafn posted...

Get those little wax soda bottles full of juice. Then just eat the whole thing. It'll be like Gushers

I like Gushers, but I want a crayon.

Robot2600 posted...

they got vampire teeth ones

Don't like those either.

Robot2600 posted...

maybe get some candy wax lips to eat?

Ew, no. I've had those and I don't like the redness of the lips. It's a bit off-putting.

Pica is a strange beast (not that I've been formally diagnosed), but it feels normal to eat crayons, paper and cardboard to me.

It feels better than actual food sometimes and I don't know why.

Am I crazy?

Is it made with actual urine stains?

Who in there right mind would boil a whole frog?

SoIidLegacy posted...

I think I get it, but sadly I know absolutely nothing about American sports teams (or any kind of professional sports teams really). Nice touch on the Fallout flair though.

Well, it's that the baseball team in Cincinnati is the Reds. That's the joke.

lilORANG posted...

Ask your nephews if you have to.

Huey, Dewey and Louie. Got it.

Some tables are so small with all my family around we have to.

...what's going on with the woman on the right?

What do you think?

I really hate that. I'm transgender myself and my own family for the most part seems to ignore my emotional needs.

My grandmother and father are good about it, but virtually everyone else either tells me I am wrong or make some drivel about "lying to myself" when it comes to my dysphoria.

I mean, when I tell my grandfather how the Nazis destroyed the first sexual health center for LGBTQ+ folk, he doesn't acknowledge me at all. The bastard's a Trumper with shirts and hats that say "God, Guns and Trump".

*sigh* I really don't get people these days.

I read the phone book when I sit down.

*tap dances*

I need one to print out my book once it's finished. Don't have one currently.

Listen to game music. My recommendations are boss and mini-boss music.

What the hell are those things in the opening post!?

Elden Ring. Still got those cosplays to do.

Also, why aren't there playable spears in Skyrim? The series literally has a Daedric Artifact called the Spear of Bitter Mercy and when the Goblins CC added it, it was restricted to a Goblin follower.

Not in Disgaea. The main character can usually use a spear well even if they are fist attackers.

I did when I was in seventh grade and scored a quotient of 140.

SoIidLegacy posted...

Fair enough. Perhaps you could tell us a joke then?

I'll tell a Fallout-based one.

...

The Great War is near and a Mr. Gutsy is grilling three Protectrons, believing one of them is a communist spy. The Mr. Gutsy told them, "I'm going to find the real American among you, and there's nothing more American than baseball! What's your favorite baseball team!?!"

The first Protectron said, "The Baltimore Orioles, sir!"

The second Protectron proclaimed, "The New York Yankees, sir!"

The third one leers around for a moment and says, "You know, I like that one team from Cincinnati...".

Regieleki

SoIidLegacy posted...

How about a succubus eating a popsicle.

Please leave me out of this.

I always thought turtleneck sweaters made me feel feminine. The way they envelop my neck and sleeves make me wanna wear them all year long.

An episode of Spongebob literally has a timecard that says "One Eternity Later..." after Krabs says that Spongebob and Squidward that they have to to pay for damages.

Checkmate, I win.

Honestly? Luneth. Guy's got so many classes that I want him to teach me how to swap clothes like a magical girl.

Baron_Ox posted...

but on the other, idk if I want to eat people's brains.

People eat cow brains. I had a family member from years past that would scramble eggs with them and eat that.

Hwahahaha! Bwhahahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That sucks, I know. My mother has abandoned the family after she was roasted by my grandfather for being gay and she left me with him.

My dad called me for my birthday as he does every year and we have a good relationship. He has acknowledged my gender dysphoria despite the fact I blamed him for my genes since the father determines the sex of a child.

He's kind of a geek when it comes to fitness and is a member of a Mason-like organization that believes in an Architect. I really like my dad and me and my brother will be visiting him soon.

That's anime villain levels of crazy.

Try getting the runs while you are asleep in bed. Had to deal with that last night.

Either is fine. I kinda want milk with it though, as I desire a drink with every meal and anything other than milk doesn't gel well with cereal for me.

radical_rhino posted...

XD commonly referred to as. A Fandom employee literally made it up last week.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/hornyposting#English

So...what is the janitor's name? He gave JD a hard time for not knowing everyone's name in one episode.

I remember the signature.

StealThisSheen posted...

This is the least surprising thing ever. They were absolutely obsessed with horny, to the point of repeatedly badmouthing things they didn't even watch (such as the new TMNT movie) because it did away with things like "Hot April" that they wanted. It got pretty gross.

I mean, my obsession over succubi wasn't about sex itself, but the fact they were demons that could take a female guise, according to their mythos.

As someone who so wants to be female, that was a powerful draw.

Obsession over sex is just weird. It feels impersonal and makes me wonder about people sometimes.

I kinda wish people stopped doing this. How am I supposed to have any friends if they all purposely get themselves banned?

Seriously, cops need to stop with the f-bombs, among a whole load of things.

LeoRavus posted...

Looks like the last thing anyone said to him was "You're fine. Shut the fuck up".

What professionalism.

I don't know what it is with cops and the word "fuck", but I wouldn't think police officers who use it as an intensifier have any real bark to begin with. They just let the violence do the talking apparently...