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TopicWhat have been your romantic problems the last month or so?
The_Korey
02/18/24 8:09:20 AM
#9
I don't think I've had romantic problems... ever.

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Topic$500 but you turn into a virgin again
The_Korey
02/18/24 8:04:44 AM
#14
A lot of y'all seem to forget that the Chads will be able to smell you from a mile away.

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TopicDid Clarissa really explain it all
The_Korey
02/17/24 9:23:40 AM
#51
I was a little boy, so I never actually watched it, but I did enjoy the theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0BerpDmVSE

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TopicMemes XLV
The_Korey
02/17/24 9:18:55 AM
#194
action52 posted...
He was in a porno theater. There's nothing wrong with jacking off in an adults only porno theater--that's what they existed for.

This, I didn't know. Thank you.

He just got targeted because it was a gay theater and back then cops liked to randomly bust those places and arrest everybody just to harass them.

Fuckin media omitting details to sell headlines.

Paul Reubens AKA Pee Wee did absolutely nothing wrong.

My remark was neutral shitposting. I din't write it thinking him vile nor a pioneer.

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TopicMemes XLV
The_Korey
02/17/24 8:22:50 AM
#189
action52 posted...
Oh no, was Neon doing a solo Lauren Boebert at a Madam Web screening?

Hey now. LB is a cheap-knock off and was krankin someone else's krankshaft. The OG of Cinema Self Service is Peewee Herman.

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TopicMemes XLV
The_Korey
02/17/24 7:41:28 AM
#186
rexcrk posted...
Ok which one of you was this?

[Sydney Sweeney]

Anything you'd like to konfess, @NeonTentacles ?

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TopicHave you heard, CE?
The_Korey
02/16/24 10:46:50 PM
#3
There's a rumor in St. Petersburg

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TopicAnyone wish they could go back to the early 2000s
The_Korey
02/16/24 1:48:35 PM
#2
Not far enough. Gimmie the 90s.

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TopicHero police dog discovers monkey mummies at airport
The_Korey
02/15/24 4:41:57 PM
#9
Snd that dog's name... was Brendan Fraser.

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TopicCop hears an acorn hit his car and empties a clip into in his police car...
The_Korey
02/15/24 6:08:01 AM
#163
With the overacting in the first 20 seconds, I was sure this was a joke. You hear nothing before my man starts doing what I kan only describe as the police equivalent of Michael Scott yelling "Parkour", then unloads at who knows what while yelling "I'm hit!".

Who are the idiot kids in the background krying at the adult tryna shoo them away from the gun "fight"? One of them even says I didn't do anything

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TopicJim and Pam were like the worst characters on the Office. not even funny
The_Korey
02/15/24 4:34:12 AM
#14
Hateing the straight man for not being funny in a komedy is like hating the narrator for not having a visible role in the plot.

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TopicHottest Peach outfit in Princess Peach Showtime so far? >___> (Updated)
The_Korey
02/14/24 5:28:55 PM
#11
Mermaid shows the most skin, so easily that.
Followed by Ninja and then Kung Fu, but it's more about how fit/strong/flexible these things imply her to be than the outfits themselves. None of the outfits strike me as hot, really.

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TopicValentine's Day playlist
The_Korey
02/14/24 12:30:57 PM
#5
Some inclusive options to reach more of CE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpgRE8cbVpc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0tSgoXTVGE

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TopicPrincess Peach Showtime is out in March. It looks like fun. What do you think?
The_Korey
02/14/24 6:10:29 AM
#5
Not a high priority by any means, but Ninja Peach is relevant to my interests.

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TopicWould you have preferred a Spider-Girl movie?
The_Korey
02/13/24 5:54:57 PM
#22
I... I am so sorry to disappoint you, but I haven't actually read the komic. >_> If my life were different, I def see myself buying loads of komics, but in this reality, I've only bought 2 my entire life.

Mayday is something I looked up and really stuck with me. Norm doing something so fucked up, serving a serious gut-punch to all parties involved, because the lives of spider-people just have to be so damn tragic. Fuckin kanon-events.

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TopicWould you have preferred a Spider-Girl movie?
The_Korey
02/13/24 5:40:52 PM
#20
TheSavageDragon posted...
Might be off here, but I seem to recall Spiderverse or something clearing that up. Going to research for a bit as I haven't read anything Mayday beyond her own book for years


When I said "We never find out", I meant this time in the kontext of this hypothetical movie. No need to retread the past stories step-by-step.

But I'd still appreciate it if you found out.

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TopicWould you have preferred a Spider-Girl movie?
The_Korey
02/13/24 5:31:35 PM
#16
"Preferred" as opposed to what? What am I losing in this deal? If it's Madame Webb, no. Haven't seen it yet, but I am interested in the Sony-Marvelverse. And I sure as fuck ain't giving up any of the other spider movies.

Anyway, I'd be interested in your scenario if the bring back the plot point of Norman (or someone else, since he's supposed to be good now) having secretly kloned Peter and MJ's daughter as a baby and SCIENCE'd her into being a human-sympiote hybrid. We never find out which is the original, but April Parker still firmly believes it's her.

If not, just give me something with Silk and Araa and we good.

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TopicMan you guys really care about review scores
The_Korey
02/13/24 1:30:40 PM
#4
Kan't say I do.

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TopicHow many Pixar films have you seen since Cars 3?
The_Korey
02/13/24 6:48:47 AM
#9
All of those except Elemental and Lightyear. Doubt I'll get around to the latter becuase just about everything about it sucks and/or doesn't make sense.

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TopicI come to CE to gain insight into how to raise a good child
The_Korey
02/13/24 4:56:31 AM
#3
I'm assuming by learning of people's childhoods so you know exactly what not to do?

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TopicDo you know your own ethnic and cultural heritage?
The_Korey
02/12/24 5:19:06 PM
#32
Mom's side is all black islanders, as far as I know. Dad is a mix of black, white, and native American. Said he had his roots traced to Zimbabwe and the Mihawk tribe. Kind of disappointing to be this weird mix yet look like an ordinary, lightly-tanned white guy.

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TopicScat fetish?
The_Korey
02/12/24 6:36:28 AM
#36
All of my "Fuck no". All of it. Stuuf like that existing is why I kould never pretend I'm above kink-shaming.

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TopicKnow the answer, but I'll ask, why is it okay for Usher to remove his top?
The_Korey
02/12/24 6:28:26 AM
#7
Very sexist. Women get to be spoiled with the abundance of topless men out there. Why kan't we men see some teet?

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TopicIs Taylor Swift the most powerful woman in the world?
The_Korey
02/11/24 7:35:14 PM
#5
By no stretch of the imagination.

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TopicWhat's you're opinion on Ben Shapiro?
The_Korey
02/11/24 4:54:43 PM
#42
BewmHedshot posted...
Dude bags his wood

So that's why he kan't satisfy his wife...


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TopicDo you think the world is overpopulated?
The_Korey
02/11/24 2:54:32 PM
#89
Smallville posted...
you don't believe his post about lab grown meat, why though?

Wasn't a matter of whether I believe it'll happen or not. More along the lines of there's no chance that shit'll be safe/healthy and taste good/the same. It's never both and we don't need the meat equivalent of shitty 0-sugar sodas flaunting how they taste just like the real thing, when in reality, they are disgusting.

Also, just the koncept of needing to grow a basic food group in a lab suggest we fucked up, be it overpopulation or otherwise.

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TopicWhat are you more excited about? The Superbowl or Taylor Swift at the Superbowl?
The_Korey
02/11/24 2:38:31 PM
#2
Deadpool 3 trailer. Fuck everything else.

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TopicDo you think the world is overpopulated?
The_Korey
02/11/24 2:37:11 PM
#85
emblem-man posted...
You're saying there's zero point in being alive if we can't eat meat?

Fuck yeah.

Anyway, we'll have lab grown meat in the future

Fuck no.

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TopicDo you think the world is overpopulated?
The_Korey
02/11/24 1:46:33 PM
#80
emblem-man posted...
What, no. That doesn't point to overpopulation at all

Oh yes it does. There is zero point in being here if everyone needs to primarily eat vegan shit.


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TopicDo you think the world is overpopulated?
The_Korey
02/11/24 8:04:15 AM
#56
If people are telling me not to eat meat because it's an unsustainable industry taking up far too much land and growing, the world is over populated.

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TopicJapanese women vs. American women >_>
The_Korey
02/11/24 7:54:59 AM
#31
Heh. I didn't know Quiet was Dutch.

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TopicWhat's you're opinion on Ben Shapiro?
The_Korey
02/11/24 7:53:11 AM
#32
Just another garbage mouthpiece.

The tits on his sister, though.

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TopicIf someone wanted to hang out nude, would you?
The_Korey
02/11/24 7:48:28 AM
#3
If we ain't freakin, we ain't streakin.

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TopicJapanese women vs. American women >_>
The_Korey
02/11/24 7:46:58 AM
#29
Not as bad, but still pitting established figures of a manufactured industry against bottom of the barrel opponents predominately aiming for half that level of success on looks and pleasantness alone. Neon still gets no spaghetti.

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TopicJapanese women vs. American women >_>
The_Korey
02/11/24 7:21:05 AM
#27
NeonBoobs posted...
Hey now, those contestants are supposed to be the best all-arounders the state has: smart and beautiful.


...

Baaahahahahahahahahaha


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TopicI still dont get swatting....
The_Korey
02/11/24 7:19:16 AM
#15
mystic_belmont posted...
Swatting should be treated as attempted murder.

That would require admitting your highly trained professionals are quite kapable of pulling the trigger on konfused harmless civilians. Good luck.

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TopicJapanese women vs. American women >_>
The_Korey
02/11/24 7:15:09 AM
#25
You're komparing quiz show kontestants to a beauty pagent. Bad faith, Neon. No spaghetti for you.

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TopicCan someone sum up the kingdom hearts story for me? Spoilers
The_Korey
02/11/24 7:10:37 AM
#8
Darkness bad.

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TopicWhy don't you come with me, little girl on a magic carpet ride
The_Korey
02/10/24 9:05:00 PM
#10
"Hey, little girl, is your daddy home? Did he go and leave you all alone mhmm.... I got a bad desire. Whoa-oo-oo I'm on fire."

And yet, no one in this scenario is a minor. It was a different time.

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TopicMen on Viagra may reduce their Alzheimer's risk - study
The_Korey
02/09/24 8:46:47 AM
#6
Well, that's one way to stiff the kompetition.

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TopicCan you play video games without the sound on?
The_Korey
02/09/24 7:05:02 AM
#28
I kould for most games, but for the most part, I wouldn't want to. I like being immersed. Also, I never really listened to the radio or bought CDs growing up partially because the music from my games was enough. This lasted until I got a job and needed audible help getting through the day.

These days, if I'm not feeling a game's music or want to hear something else, I turn the game's music down while leaving the voices/sound effects on.

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TopicIf you don't like me, why not?
The_Korey
02/08/24 10:02:28 PM
#6
Tyranthraxus posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a7229507.jpg


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TopicScenario: You get bitten by a radioactive pitbull and turn into Pitbull Man
The_Korey
02/08/24 9:53:26 PM
#5
Do I have the same powers as Super Man, but instead of absorbing the sun's rays for strength, I soak up some devastation in a maternity ward?

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TopicY'all gonna hate Rock even more now. Moana 2
The_Korey
02/08/24 4:54:40 PM
#19
VeggetaX posted...
Hollywood is saturated with Rock. People are sick of him.

This still sounds like a dumb reason to hate a series he was already in.

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TopicFunny how people always invalidates the success of turn based rpgs
The_Korey
02/08/24 2:25:36 PM
#6
VeggetaX posted...
You've never seen people talk shit about turn base RPGs?

Only seen it on this board, tbh.

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TopicBest Dragon Ball Character Tournament: Round 70
The_Korey
02/08/24 2:23:08 PM
#8
Roachmeat posted...
'Yajirobe'

Even Android 21 didn't attempt a 'kid' buu version.

Why would she? It's been done before with someone who isn't fap fuel.

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