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TopicSurvivor: One World Discussion Topic - Dreams Really Can Kim True
AdmiralZephyr
06/21/12 6:51:00 PM
#424
Certainly not as skeptical as I am about Joel, but Kathy did make that comment asking Cirie which season she was on, something a superfan should know (look at how Erik pwnt all the returnees at Survivor trivia)

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TopicSurvivor: One World Discussion Topic - Dreams Really Can Kim True
AdmiralZephyr
06/21/12 6:41:00 PM
#422
K so I've got a little more info on the whole Recruits vs. Favorites thing. Apparently Jason, Erik, Tracy, Kathy and Joel were all applicants (though I'm a bit skeptical about Joel and Kathy). Mary's status is (very fittingly) uncertain. Mikey was a recruit but had applied for a previous season (supposedly Africa). Alexis, Natalie, and Chet were straight-up recruits.

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TopicLet's get down to business!
AdmiralZephyr
06/21/12 3:34:00 PM
#27
With all the strength of a raging fire

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TopicSurvivor: One World Discussion Topic - Dreams Really Can Kim True
AdmiralZephyr
06/21/12 2:49:00 PM
#419
Heh. CBS rampaged through Youtube and took down every full episode they could find. We better f***ing have every single season on DVD by the end of the year.

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TopicMemoryglands.com
AdmiralZephyr
06/21/12 1:55:00 PM
#11
This is great

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Topicyeah, lying down under a moving train isn't a good idea
AdmiralZephyr
06/21/12 12:15:00 PM
#3
How the...

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TopicJim Carrey leaves Dumb and Dumber 2.
AdmiralZephyr
06/21/12 9:59:00 AM
#9
Welp. There goes all the hype I had for this.

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TopicHave a playdate with Starhax, or take bath salts?
AdmiralZephyr
06/21/12 9:57:00 AM
#9
I'll go with the bathsalts and just make sure I'm like, chained up or something so I don't go eat anybody's face.

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Topicdarkx ranks all 426 Survivor contestants
AdmiralZephyr
06/21/12 9:03:00 AM
#382
Nah, I have A/C. But I was totally drained from being in the heat all day.

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TopicPictures to restore faith in humanity
AdmiralZephyr
06/21/12 9:01:00 AM
#59
Was about to post this, searched "humanity" first to make sure it wasn't posted yesterday.

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TopicSurvivor: One World Discussion Topic - Dreams Really Can Kim True
AdmiralZephyr
06/20/12 9:39:00 PM
#418
Maybe Inviso or Naomi could shed a little light on this for me. I've seen a user around Sucks named Strahlx. That's.... not Strahax from here, is it?

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TopicDoc Ranks the Animated Disney Canon
AdmiralZephyr
06/20/12 9:03:00 PM
#437
So I watched Saving Silverman tonight and I knew I recognized that guy's voice from somewhere and sure enough I Wiki it... F***ing Runt from Chicken Little.

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TopicDoc Ranks the Animated Disney Canon
AdmiralZephyr
06/20/12 6:45:00 PM
#435
Pokewars posted...
But Winnie the Pooh (2011) is actually amazing.



It's fine. Certainly better than some of the others that haven't shown up yet. But I personally have it way lower than this.

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Topicdarkx ranks all 426 Survivor contestants
AdmiralZephyr
06/20/12 6:27:00 PM
#378
Yeah. No update tonight. Too pooped and it's too hot.

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TopicDoc Ranks the Animated Disney Canon
AdmiralZephyr
06/20/12 6:26:00 PM
#432
GenesisSaga posted...
Next up: Atlantis: The Lost Empire



We can only hope. But the way this list is going, it's probably not. I'll say Winnie the Pooh (2011). It's getting pretty high for that one.

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TopicNCAA Characters III: Day 6 Feat, #25 Amaterasu vs #16 Yoshi!
AdmiralZephyr
06/20/12 6:26:00 AM
#50
Mewtwo (Pokemon, Nintendo Power)
Tommy Vercetti (Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, No-Life 2: Effect 3)
Wheatley (Portal, No-Life 2: Effect 3)
Laharl (Disgaea, Shadow Bombplex)
#8 Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic, Game Jumping)
Pascal (Tales of Graces, Tales of Democracy, Ho!)
#18 Squall Leonhart (Final Fantasy VIII, Playstation All-Stars)
Manfred von Karma (Ace Attorney, Metal Gear ACE)
#16 Yoshi (Super Mario World, Smash Bros)
Prinny (Disgaea, Shadow Bombplex)

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TopicThe worst thing to make me feel old
AdmiralZephyr
06/20/12 6:16:00 AM
#31
Okay.

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Topicertyu videogame character battles round 1 matches Master cheif vs Pacman
AdmiralZephyr
06/20/12 6:11:00 AM
#3
Pac-Man

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TopicThe worst thing to make me feel old
AdmiralZephyr
06/20/12 6:11:00 AM
#29
pjbasis posted...
I was younger than Sora when I first played Kingdom Hearts.


I don't quite get how this makes you feel old. Shouldn't this make you feel young?

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Topicwatching Survivor One World right now *spoilers*
AdmiralZephyr
06/19/12 9:52:00 PM
#9
I'm currently in the midst of doing a rankdown of every Survivor ever (including multiple-timers), and I put Colton in dead last. What a dreadful human being.

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TopicThe worst thing to make me feel old
AdmiralZephyr
06/19/12 8:34:00 PM
#14
Weakupedia posted...
the fact that my little brother can legally drink


I'm in this boat as well, but since he's only 15 months younger than me it doesn't bother me so much.

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TopicThe worst thing to make me feel old
AdmiralZephyr
06/19/12 8:22:00 PM
#8
My cousin is about to get her license and she wasn't born when The Lion King came out.

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TopicBoard 8's Top 100 Films ~Voting Phase~
AdmiralZephyr
06/19/12 8:06:00 PM
#90
Tag

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TopicWho are you guys going to vote for president?
AdmiralZephyr
06/19/12 7:43:00 PM
#29
Write-in Hobbes the Tiger

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Topicdarkx ranks all 426 Survivor contestants
AdmiralZephyr
06/19/12 7:32:00 PM
#376
342. Candice Woodcock (Cook Islands, 8th place)

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Though not as awful as her later performance in Heroes vs. Villains, Candice still irks me in Cook Islands. First off she was in an awful showmance with Adam, who was also terrible. Seriously, we didn't need 5+ second shots of them making out. Second, she totally flopped on her alliance, which came back to bite her in the butt, then ragged on Jonathan for doing the same thing (albeit Jonathan did it twice, but that's besides the point). She was also the one who came up with the idea for the all-white alliance, which just to me sounded awful (especially since half of that alliance would have already been awful). Basically, Candice helped propel Cook Islands into the rang of "sucky" territory, but not so badly that I have to rank her much lower than this. On her behalf, she did inadvertently create one of the most hilarious/awkward/sad/uncomfortable scenes in Survivor history, but we'll get to that much later in the list.


341. Ashley Massaro (China, 15th place)

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Ashley is definitely the least likable of the "weird chicks" that have been on the show. She basically got sick like 10 minutes into the game, and should have been an easy first boot had it not been for Chicken saying "f*** these guys" and self-destructing his social game. Then she voted for Peih-Gee at the first tribal council because "We already have a leader, and that's Dave." Then the very next episode she was b****ing about how horrible of a leader Dave was. Thankfully she was gone later that episode. China had a really fun cast, but Ashley is one of the people that I didn't like.


340. Another winner falls victim to the Crap Tier
339. Was the "mother" of her tribe
338. Asked their tribe to vote them out
337. Was one of the names in a tie vote
336. Has alliterative initials

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Topicdarkx ranks all 426 Survivor contestants
AdmiralZephyr
06/19/12 7:32:00 PM
#375
345. Scout Cloud Lee (Vanuatu, 3rd place)

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This is the fourth-from-last update in this tier, so we're starting to get more towards the people that I hate less and/or don't really even care about. In Scout's case it's kinda both. I went into my most recent Vanuatu watch expecting to like Scout because I remember liking her a bit when it first aired. Going back, not so much. For the first half of the game she blindly followed Ami and for the second half of the game blindly followed Twila. Admittedly she did confer with other people from time to time and consider flipping her vote, but in the end it was Twila and later Chris as well who made the executive decisions for her game. And for the whole game she seemed pretty self-righteous, which you all know doesn't sit too well with me. Then she had a bitter jury speech, which was admittedly funny, but it's like the whole point of Chris's entire game went WHOOSH right over her head. In the end though, she was a background character in a season filled to the brim with huge personalities, so I can't hold too much of a grudge against her.


344. Michael Jefferson (One World, 11th place)

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Pre-season I didn't like Michael because he seemed like the very caricature of the musclehead douchebag. Then the season started and he stole from the women and nonchalantly shrugged it off like it didn't even happen, which was pretty funny, so I started to like him again. And then he went on starting s*** by doing things such as tell Colton that Leif told Bill about the plan to vote him out, which was also interesting. Then he just kinda disappeared until his boot episode. But it's his bitterness on the jury that brings him this low. All he ever did was just snarl at the people who had blindsided him (and really, got him good), and he also flipped off Tarzan, the one person who wasn't in on his blindside, for showing one of the best displays of sportsmanship after being voted out in Survivor history. And then he told Kim that her blindsides weren't good enough because everyone knew it was her. So I hold that against Michael.


343. Matthew "Sash" Lenahan (Nicaragua, 3rd place)

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The most effeminate straight guy ever to play the game (or so he says, I personally think Shannon had him pegged), Sash was almost completely invisible for the first third or so of Nicaragua, but finally came out of his shell around episode 6, when he decided that he wanted to try to be Russell. And he totally failed at every bit of it. He failed at being the camerawhore that Russell was. He failed at being a halfway decent strategist like Russell was, and he failed at getting his alliance to the end like Russell did. At least he admits his wrong in Mortgagegate, but that's very trivial to his ranking. I wish I had this saved, but I remember going to his official Facebook page shortly after the season ended and I remember seeing him describing himself as "One of Survivor's most strategic and popular players ever." He probably isn't in the top 50 most strategic players ever, and probably isn't in the top 200 most popular players ever. And let's not forget that his facial expressions were annoying as f***. Oh, and Sash, you aren't black. You may have some Jamaican heritage, but your skin is as black as Obama's is white.

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Topicdarkx ranks all 426 Survivor contestants
AdmiralZephyr
06/19/12 5:43:00 PM
#374
Sundra was a lot more fun to watch than Becky.

And that writeup is my justification for not having Whitney in the bottom 10 like everyone else on this board. Take it or leave it.

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Topicertyu request topic
AdmiralZephyr
06/19/12 3:16:00 PM
#7
I request that you don't listen to either of the previous two posters.

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Topicdarkx ranks all 426 Survivor contestants
AdmiralZephyr
06/18/12 9:42:00 PM
#371
Night bump

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TopicNCAA Characters III: Day 5 Feat, Knux/Vivi, Ocelot/Ezio, Sora/Luigi, Blue/Kirby!
AdmiralZephyr
06/18/12 7:00:00 PM
#27
Knuckles the Echidna (Sonic, Game Jumping)
#3 Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid, Metal Gear ACE)
Rikku (Final Fantasy X, Playstation All-Stars)
Revolver Ocelot (Metal Gear Solid, Metal Gear ACE)
Eevee (Pokemon, Nintendo Power)
#6 Luigi (Mario Bros, Smash Bros)
#10 Auron (Final Fantasy X, Playstation All-Stars)
Sniper Wolf (Metal Gear Solid, Metal Gear ACE)
Toad (Super Mario Bros, Game Jumping)
#7 Kirby (Kirby, Smash Bros)

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TopicDoc Ranks the Animated Disney Canon
AdmiralZephyr
06/18/12 6:53:00 PM
#398
How is Fantasia out but 2000 still in?

And is Atlantis really still in this?

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TopicNo way........That's great.
AdmiralZephyr
06/18/12 6:46:00 PM
#7
Mock

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Topicdarkx ranks all 426 Survivor contestants
AdmiralZephyr
06/18/12 6:30:00 PM
#370
But it wasn't really a team effort where they each helped make moves like say Steph and Rafe was. It was pretty much Yul just going to her and saying "This is what we should do," and she's all "Okay sure you said it it must be right let's do it." (not literally but that was the intent)

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Topicdarkx ranks all 426 Survivor contestants
AdmiralZephyr
06/18/12 11:19:00 AM
#368
347. Shawn Cohen (Pearl Islands, 12th place)

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If it weren't for the Outcast twist, Shawn would have made the merge and almost certainly at least the jury, so that's one good thing that the Outcast twist gave us - we didn't have to deal with this jerk after episode 7. Basically he started out as a bully who had a cliquey alliance with Burton and Michelle, but didn't realize that Sandra/Rupert/Christa/Trish/Fairplay had the numbers to pick them off, so he quickly switched over at their first vote. This didn't help him much though, because he was still and ass, he lost the fishing gear, and he didn't get along with Fairplay. Even though he seemingly made it to the final 10, the Outcast twist forced the Drakes to vote out one more person, and as his fight with Fairplay culminated (in one of the best voting confessionals ever), they decided to set him adrift.


346. Whitney Duncan (South Pacific, 9th place)

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I know you've all been waiting for Whitney to show up, but to be honest, this is the writeup I have been dreading having to do for quite some time now. In one sense, I feel guilty putting Whitney this low. In another sense, she's lucky she made it this high. First I'll start by saying that I totally get why everyone hates her so much. She was in an awful showmance with another awful person, was cheating on her husband oh and by the way, nobody back at home even knew she was secretly married, and she was part of the anti-Cochran brigade ("you disGUST me!"). Add this to the fact that she has the worst confessionals to episodes lasted ratio of all time, and you've got a recipe for a terrible candidate. By all means I totally get people putting her last for her season and in the bottom 20 or so overall. But I just can't bring myself to put Whitney any lower than this for personal reasons. Something that a lot of you might not know about me is that I am somewhat of a missing persons activist. I participate in several groups trying to raise awareness and help bring home missing persons, and one of the cases that I was following intensely last summer was Holly Bobo, who happens to be Whitney's cousin, so I actually knew who Whitney was before she was announced as a cast member. I was really hoping that they would mention Holly as part of her edit, but they didn't, and I know Whitney feels awful about that, and I can totally sympathize with her for it. It just goes to show the way the editing department has gone in recent years. Back in, say, China, that would have been at the very least mentioned, if not a big part of the story. But these days all the editors care about is shoving huge male personalities down our throats. And finally, to end this writeup on a bit of a lighter note, I've just simply been amused by the name Duncan ever since discovering the legendary Frank Garrett of Duncan Construction (RIP, man).


345. A woman over 40 who was still in the running at the beginning of the finale
344. Was visibly bitter on the jury
343. On-screen name was a nickname unrelated to their given name
342. The original performance of someone on Heroes vs. Villains
341. A "weird" chick

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AdmiralZephyr
06/18/12 11:18:00 AM
#367
350. Becky Lee (Cook Islands, 3rd place)

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Becky is, in my opinion (and I'm sure many others' as well), the least-deserving finalist ever. Yeah, it was nice to see the underdog alliance come back and make the final four, but I would have much rather seen Sundra take Becky's spot in the final three. Basically Cook Islands was the first season ever with a final three instead of a final two, which meant that, in the final three, Becky basically served as a goat for arguably the best strategic (and trust me, I will argue it when we get to him) and unarguably the best physical player of the season to duke it out for the jury votes. But Becky did nothing all season to warrant her getting that far. She just latched onto Yul on Day 1 for the shear fact that they had similar heritage and she didn't let go of him the whole game. And then she and Sundra both failed miserably in the final four tiebreaker, and she made it through for being the one to fail less. And I wouldn't mind so much if she actually had a redeeming personality, but she has the personality of a piece of dry wood.


349. Lisa Keiffer (Vanuatu, 12th place)

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Lisa was kinda painful for me to watch for a couple of reasons. First, she was one of the older women who was trying to be a younger woman, which usually doesn't work out. It was just bizarre seeing a woman her age mingle with and act like girls like Eliza and Dolly, when she really belonged in the group with Ami and Leann. She made a couple of bad choices on who to vote out which probably ultimately led to her demise. And then when she found out Ami was trying to get her out after a simple comment, she didn't even try to switch the vote on Ami, she just tried to keep it on Rory.


348. Sarah Jones (Marquesas, 13th place)

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If Michael Jefferson and Nick Brown have the two most generic male names ever on Survivor, then Sarah Jones and Kim Johnson take the cake for the women. And Sarah ended up having the most generic personality of all four of them. She was the standard prettygirl who laid around camp and did nothing and expected others to cater to her (as she was hilariously compared to Cleopatra by Sean). If it weren't for Boston Rob's obsession to always be aligned with a cute younger girl, she would have been gone in episode three after she got in her big fight with Hunter, but it didn't matter that much because as soon as the tribes swapped and she was away from her boy toy, she was a sitting duck and was the next picked off.

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AdmiralZephyr
06/18/12 10:06:00 AM
#366
Update incoming (yeah, I know it's kinda early, but there's no way I'm going to feel like doing one after work tonight). Get any final guesses in.

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TopicNCAA Characters III: Day 4, Feat. #17 Charizard/Lightning, DK/Layton!
AdmiralZephyr
06/18/12 9:48:00 AM
#49
Pikachu (Pokemon, Nintendo Power)
Vyse the Legend (Skies of Arcadia, Tales of Democracy, Ho!)
Frog (Chrono Trigger, Ye Olde Squaresoft)
N (Pokemon, Nintendo Power)
#23 Link (Legend of Zelda, Smash Bros)
#15 Kefka Palazzo (Final Fantasy VI, Ye Olde Squaresoft)
Rydia of Mist (Final Fantasy IV, Ye Olde Squaresoft)
Professor Layton (Professor Layton, Nintendo Power)
Sly Cooper (Sly Cooper, Game Jumping)
#17 Charizard (Pokemon, Nintendo Power)

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TopicShantae coming to 3DS Virtual Console?!?
AdmiralZephyr
06/17/12 11:46:00 PM
#1
Future releases

The following is a list of titles that have been announced for the Virtual Console. Nintendo has announced new games and release dates through its press room site.[1] Sega[2] has revealed upcoming titles on their sites. Hudson has revealed new titles and release dates through its forums and on its websites.[3] New games (if any) are added to the Nintendo eShop Thursdays at noon ET/9 am PT.

Title -Publisher(s)-Release Date-ESRB-Platforms-Source
Shantae-WayForward Technologies-TBA-E-Game Boy Color-Nintendo World Report


YES! From what I've played of it the game is awesome, but not worth what people charge for it.

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TopicBest TV Episode Ever [BTVEE]: Day 23 (Animation Domination [and Scrubs])
AdmiralZephyr
06/17/12 11:41:00 PM
#7
(5)The Simpsons, "Homer at the Bat"
(6)South Park, "Scott Tenorman Must Die

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AdmiralZephyr
06/17/12 10:37:00 PM
#362
Huh. I don't think I've ever realized that.

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TopicRate this "Best Game Ever" candidate (Day 008) - Tetris
AdmiralZephyr
06/17/12 9:55:00 PM
#3
9.0

The perfect time-killer, I can play this for hours on end.

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AdmiralZephyr
06/17/12 9:53:00 PM
#360
If you want another example, and someone who went far, Natalie from Fans vs. Favorites works.

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AdmiralZephyr
06/17/12 9:37:00 PM
#359
But she also got literally zero screen time for every episode until her boot, when she had to be shown.

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AdmiralZephyr
06/17/12 9:23:00 PM
#357
Liliana

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AdmiralZephyr
06/17/12 9:18:00 PM
#355
352. Krista Klumpp (Redemption Island, 15th place)

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Going into Redemption Island, I had a feeling I wasn't going to give a crap about Krista at all. She was literally the spitting image of Natalie White and even sounded like her so much too that I actually called her Natalie several times when discussing the RI cast pre-show. Then we get to the show and when she isn't busy being completely invisible, she's being Russell's b****. At least Stephanie gave her reasoning for aligning herself with Russell. Krista just seemed like she was blindly following the guy that had already been around the block. And she paid the price heavily for it by being an early boot that nobody cared about. Plus I can't say her last name without feeling like my mouth is full of marbles.


351. Marcus Lehman (Gabon, 10th place)

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Marcus actually didn't bug me for most of the season. He was just kinda there. He seemed like an okay guy, but was just kinda boring. Although apparently edgic thought he was the most obvious winner ever, look how that panned out. They didn't even give Bob consideration as the winner until the penultimate episode, and even then he was a weak contender. Which is kinda weird because I thought Bob was a super obvious winner. Dunno why, but something about him in the first episode just screamed "Winner" at me, and it never died. But we'll get to Bob much, much later in the list. Right now this is about Marcus, who killed any chance of me liking him after his actions in his boot episode. Mainly what I'm talking about is how he convinced the others to throw the hidden immunity idol into the ocean, and was super cocky about it, and then got blindsided not 24 hours later. I appreciate his scrambling to save himself, but it was too little too late. The damage was already done both for his game and for me liking him. Oh, and something that I found out about Marcus at least two years after Gabon first aired - apparently his pingas went uncensored during the first challenge (I'm sure this will be fixed for the inevitable DVD release), leading to a ton of controversy, so I'd say it's safe to say that Marcus is also responsible for all of the unnecessary blurs as of late.


350. In my opinion, the least deserving finalist ever
349. Has a unique given name in the Survivor universe
348. Has an ultra-generic name (both first and last)
347. Someone from Pearl Islands who was not on the jury
346. Had their own Wikipedia article prior to being on Survivor

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Topicdarkx ranks all 426 Survivor contestants
AdmiralZephyr
06/17/12 9:17:00 PM
#354
355. Jonathan Libby (Palau, 20th place)

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Few if any people in Survivor history have gotten as short a stick as Jonathan did in their stint on the show. Kourtney and MAYBE Wanda are the only ones with the right to say a damn thing. He was out of the game halfway into the first episode all because he was picked last in the schoolyard pick, and he barely got any screen time in those 20 minutes. That being said, what little screen time he DID get made him look like a total douchebag. He selfishly jumped out of the boat to try to be the first ashore to claim the immunity idol, but actually ended up being the last to shore. Then it seemed like he was pissing people off enough to make them want to get him out first, which resulted in him not being picked by either of the tribes (despite the fact that, "I really thought I would have been picked by now.") and being probably the physically strongest first boot in Survivor history. Basically Jonathan was a waste of a spot in the cast, and the whole season would have been done a huge favor if he and Kim had just been cut from the season completely and we went through the game with two tribes of 9. That way Wanda would have lasted and we wouldn't have had a totally bogus twist to start the game. Oh, and one more hilarious thing to note about Jonathan - apparently he and Wanda were originally going to be the two that they brought back for Guatemala, but the producers were eventually like, "F*** these two" and brought back the ever popular Stephenie and Bobby Jon instead. Good choice to not bring back Jonathan. He would look so bizarre in the list of people who have played more than once (even more bizarre than a certain rumored S26 returnee). Wanda on the other hand I wouldn't mind seeing again someday.


354. John Paul "J.P." Calderon (Cook Islands, 17th place)

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Okay you guys can all put your pitchforks down, J.P. is finally out. Though I don't know why there was such an uproar over him still being in this whole time. Yeah, he was an arrogant, alpha male douchebag, but he wasn't COMPLETELY bad. We got to see him get stood up to and shut up by the fat, friendless kid, and we got to see him have a super blindside. But all in all the truth is that yes, we was an arrogant, alpha male douchebag, and not a very interesting one at that, so he still lands in the crap tier. Ranking aside, if you were to tell me back when Cooks was airing ago that there was a closeted gay on the season, J.P. would have been my absolute last guess. So you can imagine my surprise when he came out.


353. Brett Clauser (Samoa, 4th place)

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This one I'm sure will get quite a bit of reaction, simply due to the fact that Brett didn't do much of anything good or bad in Samoa. And that, my friends, is essentially the reason why he's in this spot on the list - he was a crap character who went far. Given, the editors are quite a bit to blame for that. I mean, the guy won three straight immunity challenges late in the game, came one spot in a challenge away from winning a million dollars, and yet he got one of the least-saturated edits in Survivor history. And because he won three challenges at the end, he came in THIRD for Fan Favorite. That kinda pissed me off. But I have a feeling that his edit wasn't totally unjustified. Brett was probably just really boring, and even if he had won they probably didn't have a ton to work with from him. And there have been far more hilariously invisible edits both before and after him, so he doesn't even get that going for him. Basically Brett was a wasted character, and both he and the editors are to blame for that.

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TopicSurvivor: One World Discussion Topic - Dreams Really Can Kim True
AdmiralZephyr
06/17/12 8:15:00 PM
#387
Relf

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TopicSurvivor: One World Discussion Topic - Dreams Really Can Kim True
AdmiralZephyr
06/17/12 7:59:00 PM
#380
Oh yeah, that's right. Matt really isn't that big of a character yet two episodes in. Meanwhile Ralph peaked in the first few episodes.

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AdmiralZephyr
06/17/12 7:24:00 PM
#353
I'll give you guys another hint - one person on here is probably going to get a lot of "WTF WHY SO LOW!" reactions from this board.

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TopicJuly releases! What are you getting
AdmiralZephyr
06/17/12 6:48:00 PM
#56
Myst – July [MAYBE]
Rhythm Thief and the Emperor’s Treasure – July 10th
Kingdom Hearts 3D [Dream Drop Distance] – July 31st

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