I LOVE the way youtube search works now

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pinky0926
04/14/2024
06:01 PM
#1
See what used to happen is you would look up a thing and youtube would find for you as many videos as it could specificallly related to that specific thing, specifically. So you could type in "blue teddy bears in a swimming pool dancing" and you'd find as many videos of blue teddy bears in a swimming pool dancing as youtube could find. Lots of homegrown content to really make sure you could find the video you were looking for. Maybe different angles, different iterations, different uploads. Just lots of things of the thing you wanted.

At some point youtube decided this was terrible and bad and not what we all wanted, so now we have this new kind of search. You look up "blue teddy bears in a swimming pool dancing" and your results are 2 videos related to your search (as long as they are less than a week old), some ads about where you can buy teddy bears (and also Huel), a katy perry video featuring some bunny rabbits (not blue ones) and a bunch of completely unrelated results of things that you looked at yesterday. If there were any user-shot videos of the clip you wanted then I'm sorry, but fuck you. If it wasn't uploaded by Teddy Bears Inc you won't get it.

This is SO great, I love this. Thank you youtube.
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furb
04/14/2024
06:06 PM
#2
Your recommended videos will be nothing but blue bears for the next week too

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pinky0926
04/14/2024
06:08 PM
#3
furb posted...
Your recommended videos will be nothing but blue bears for the next week too

Shorts of alt right conspiracy theorists talking about how blue bears have gone woke, probably
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Powdered_Toast
04/14/2024
06:13 PM
#4
I have the added bonus of getting weird grossout videos with photoshopped thumbnails.
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projectpat72988
04/14/2024
06:14 PM
#5
I've also noticed when you refresh your youtube page a lot of the time it doesn't even put new videos in. It will sometimes show the EXACT same ones. Like wtf are they thinking.
specialkid8
04/14/2024
06:25 PM
#6
I haven't had this problem. Sounds like a skill issue
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Blue_Thunder
04/14/2024
06:28 PM
#7
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/youtube-suite-search-fixer/
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Beany
04/14/2024
06:29 PM
#8
lol true
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Scardude
04/15/2024
01:42 AM
#9
It's been a long time since I've used YouTube that wasn't in a linked post.
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Necronmon
04/15/2024
01:57 AM
#11
There desperately needs a new video site that works like the old youtube did.

Its to bad Daily Motion sucks worst then Youtube does these days.
ROBANN_88
04/15/2024
02:03 AM
#12
Don't forget how there's a high chance that you're just gonna get "the video you want, reaction"
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Link_of_time
04/15/2024
02:05 AM
#13
pinky0926 posted...
Shorts of alt right conspiracy theorists talking about how blue bears have gone woke, probably
Srsly though. Ive been using YouTube without an account recently and like a 3rd of the videos i get ring wing ragebait videos. Despite me never searching anything of relation; the opposite really.
loafy013
04/15/2024
02:26 AM
#14
My favorite is looking for a specific video I know exists. Type in the channel name and the name of the video (like for movie reviews) but it doesn't come back. Wonder if it maybe got de-listed or removed for some reason. Nope, just doesn't show up. So now I have to go to the channel and scroll down over 100 videos to find what a decent seach engine would have given me.
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pegusus123456
04/15/2024
02:35 AM
#15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3dSkkEr-wk
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SkittyOnWailord
04/15/2024
03:21 AM
#16
pinky0926 posted...
At some point youtube decided this was terrible and bad and not what we all wanted, so now we have this new kind of search. You look up "blue teddy bears in a swimming pool dancing" and your results are 2 videos related to your search (as long as they are less than a week old), some ads about where you can buy teddy bears (and also Huel), a katy perry video featuring some bunny rabbits (not blue ones) and a bunch of completely unrelated results of things that you looked at yesterday. If there were any user-shot videos of the clip you wanted then I'm sorry, but fuck you. If it wasn't uploaded by Teddy Bears Inc you won't get it.

This. I'm not sure if the higher ups at Youtube are trolling, or really don't know what they're doing at all. But they're apparently still making money, so .

Powdered_Toast posted...
I have the added bonus of getting weird grossout videos with photoshopped thumbnails.

Also this. And for some reason those videos have millions of views.
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pokedude900
04/15/2024
03:48 AM
#17
Blue_Thunder posted...
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/youtube-suite-search-fixer/

Nice idea, but I wish it were customizable. I only want to fix the search results and get rid of mixes. But it seems to nuke community posts from the home page (which is the ONLY way I see those because Youtuber refuses to put them in the sub feed) regardless of which toggles I set.
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pinky0926
04/15/2024
04:24 AM
#18
SkittyOnWailord posted...
This. I'm not sure if the higher ups at Youtube are trolling, or really don't know what they're doing at all. But they're apparently still making money, so .

Oh they know what they're doing. They just stopped caring about making a good product and instead focused all of their attention on making a product that peddles advertisement revenue for their shareholders.

Google doesn't want you to search for things you want to find anymore, it wants you to be served content it thinks you will spend money on.
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Thompson
04/15/2024
04:27 AM
#19
pokedude900 posted...
I only want to fix the search results and get rid of mixes.
It has a Hide YouTube Mixes option.
Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images.
pokedude900
04/15/2024
08:43 AM
#20
Did you read the rest of my post?
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nekrodev
04/15/2024
08:46 AM
#21
yeah, the search results are pretty terrible now. if the thing you're looking for is very popular, then it's not really too big of a deal, but if you're looking for something kinda fringe or something, good luck.

when i'm searching for stuff like that now, i'll often just sort it by newest video, which does help, as long as there's still new content being made.
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Revisited
04/15/2024
09:35 AM
#22
This topic and my internet getting worse topic should honestly be stickied. There's no way this complaint hasn't been spread on social media and gained traction by now, it's crazy that they keep getting away with it.
Blue_Thunder
04/15/2024
09:43 AM
#23
Revisited posted...
This topic and my internet getting worse topic should honestly be stickied. There's no way this complaint hasn't been spread on social media and gained traction by now, it's crazy that they keep getting away with it.

Maybe I'm too jaded, but it feels like one of those issues where the majority don't care and just want to consoom.
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projectpat72988
04/15/2024
05:43 PM
#24
Does youtubes UI look like total shit for anyone else right now?
Blue_Thunder
04/15/2024
06:11 PM
#25
projectpat72988 posted...
Does youtubes UI look like total shit for anyone else right now?

I did see they were testing some new (read: worse) UI on some users. Mine is fine, for now.
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projectpat72988
04/15/2024
06:47 PM
#26
Oh my god it looks AWFUL on my PC. The icons on the right side are 3 times as big and ruin the video. If you scroll to the comments they assume you want the GD playing video to stay OVER the top of the comments.

I somehow got rid of this before and I can't figure out how I did it.
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Alteres
04/16/2024
08:04 AM
#28
Crono motivated me to try to find an old SWG video, set to REMs the end of the world as we know it yesterday (him finding impossibly old shit).

It would have been perfect for current events.

but, I got what tc described instead and gave up after an hour and a half.

........the ghost in the machine...
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Euripides
04/17/2024
10:48 PM
#30
"Here's one semi-related video and then a bunch of videos WE want you to watch that have FUCK ALL to do with what you're searching for"

Also, there will be ads in every fucking video now, even if it only has like 100 views
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P4wn4g3
04/17/2024
10:56 PM
#31
I like it because no matter what I search, I end up getting the far-left And far-right opinion on the topic for my first 50 or so results.
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Umbreon
04/17/2024
11:02 PM
#32
pinky0926 posted...


Google doesn't want you to search for things you want to find anymore, it wants you to be served content it thinks you will spend money on.


They're slowly turning into redirect malware. I remember ages ago when I tried to search for something, only for the redirect to say "Nah you don't want what you actually searched for. How about you click these dubious sponsor ads instead".

Guess they're bringing back the early 00s.
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SwayM
04/17/2024
11:18 PM
#33
I wholeheartedly agree with this topic and everything it stands for.

ADDING to the bitch fest of how shitty YouTube has gotten.

What really grinds my gears lately is when youre using the app and having to sit through the Ads (which sucks but I get it) but theres always a fucking banner that pops up, blocking you from hitting the skip ad button. It forces you to fuck around and rotate your phone from landscape to portrait just to dodge this annoying banner.
Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
specialkid8
04/17/2024
11:25 PM
#34
I'm literally not getting any of this. What are y'all searching for?
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P4wn4g3
04/17/2024
11:25 PM
#35
Don't ever use a website app. Just use Brave mobile.
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GuerrillaSoldier
04/17/2024
11:38 PM
#36
i bet nobody even manages it. it's probably some ai software thing that took over like years ago and they just have it on autopilot

Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm.
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Heineken14
04/17/2024
11:43 PM
#37
Powdered_Toast posted...
I have the added bonus of getting weird grossout videos with photoshopped thumbnails.

Yeah, this is the one that pisses me off. Scrolling through and then seeing like giant head warts and shit. Like fuck you, YouTube.
Rage is a hell of an anesthetic.
Jaguar34
04/17/2024
11:46 PM
#38
I'm blessed to have my Father using my Youtube Premium account and the results are funny.

A lot of videos of people scratching winning lottery tickets
Umbreon
04/17/2024
11:47 PM
#39
I...

I think I may have had an execution video advertised to me.

I didn't click it obvious, but there were these shirtless men with their hands tied behind their back and there were two guard looking people behind them.

This had absolutely nothing to do with my search.
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Hyena_Of_Ice
04/17/2024
11:55 PM
#40
furb posted...
Your recommended videos will be nothing but blue bears for the next week too

That and something horrible that the algorithms always push on people, like something having to do with Republican/alt right politics. Or something really horrible like a news story about bear poaching, a shit ton of bears being killed by some disease or starvation, or a story about a bear cub whose leg got maimed in a bear trap.
Also, possibly some grossout video like a live bear with bot flies in its flesh, or a story about a guy who got trichinosis from eating undercooked bear meat (not that I have a problem with those ones)

Oh, and don't forget boring-ass investment videos (bear market)
projectpat72988
04/18/2024
08:58 AM
#41
Umbreon posted...
I...

I think I may have had an execution video advertised to me.

I didn't click it obvious, but there were these shirtless men with their hands tied behind their back and there were two guard looking people behind them.

This had absolutely nothing to do with my search.
It makes zero sense. They allow absolutely anything to be advertised.
Hyena_Of_Ice
04/18/2024
09:01 AM
#42
I forgot to add to my previous post: If there is any way whatsoever that the Youtube algorithm can shoehorn bears into a Matt Walsh video, it will.
P4wn4g3
04/18/2024
01:31 PM
#43
I hate Jordan Peterson, why is he in every other video recommendation, I literally never click those
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Euripides
04/18/2024
01:36 PM
#44
I don't get anything political recommended for me.

I do, however, get a lot of "voice teacher reacts to hearing Tool for the first time" videos
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Blue_Thunder
04/18/2024
01:36 PM
#45
There's a browser extension called Blocktube that can be used to block videos and channels from your feed/searches. You can add title words and/or channel names to the Filter Options screen and after that they should not show in results or anywhere else.
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bloodyarts
04/18/2024
01:53 PM
#46
ROBANN_88 posted...
Don't forget how there's a high chance that you're just gonna get "the video you want, reaction"
fucking this!
And "video you wanted" uploaded with foreign subtitles, reversed visuals and/or weird resolution to avoid copyright strike.

Also: Not "video you wanted", but here's some other videos by artist/ uploader/media company.
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