Trump posts bizarre solar eclipse ad with his head blocking out the sun.

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Current Events » Trump posts bizarre solar eclipse ad with his head blocking out the sun.
mach25687
04/08/2024
04:54 PM
#1
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-solar-eclipse-campaign-ad-b2524956.html
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HylianFox
04/08/2024
04:55 PM
#2
"The sun is blotted out as Joe Don Baker approaches!"
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LonelyStoner
04/08/2024
04:56 PM
#4
Remember when he stared right at it in 2017?
He's all alone through the day and night.
Foppe
04/08/2024
05:02 PM
#5
Trump: This is the greatest ad ever! Everybody talks about the solar eclipse, so if I turn myself into the solar eclipse, then everybody will talk about me! Make it happen!
Every non-Trumper: ...so Trump says that he will plunge the country into darkness?
Trump:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/290135ce.png
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ThePieReborn
04/08/2024
05:04 PM
#6
I am so confused by this timeline.
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TimeForAction
04/08/2024
05:04 PM
#7
Hes going for the Jesus halo but that profile is whack
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CyrusV
04/08/2024
05:05 PM
#9
So he's threatening to steal the sun as well?
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metralo
04/08/2024
05:06 PM
#11
Does he think that side profile looks flattering?
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1298321979/image.jpg bustin makes me feel good
Foppe
04/08/2024
05:07 PM
#12
CyrusV posted...
So he's threatening to steal the sun as well?
The only reason he created the Space Force.
He plans to make the whole world pay sun taxes.
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SiO4
04/08/2024
05:10 PM
#13
Oh this is glorious!!!
Having said that, this year will not bode well for my sobriety.
But it will be a trip!
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LonelyStoner
04/08/2024
05:10 PM
#14
Found it
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/62485444.jpg
He's all alone through the day and night.
Unsuprised_Pika
04/08/2024
05:14 PM
#15
Trump will plunge us into 1000 years* of darkness.

*962 years. But 1000 years sounds more ominious.
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ROBANN_88
04/08/2024
05:22 PM
#16
1. What are the chances they actually got the rights to the music?

2. Same question, but about using the footage of random eclipse watchers
Kremlin delenda est
HylianFox
04/08/2024
05:22 PM
#17
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SiO4
04/08/2024
05:23 PM
#18
....Also, Snoopy did it better!!

https://imgur.com/vZgrZgo
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DKBananaSlamma
04/08/2024
05:23 PM
#19
That side profile of his head is not flattering at all lol
Neon >_>
HylianFox
04/08/2024
05:23 PM
#20
DKBananaSlamma posted...
That side profile of his head is not flattering at all lol

He makes Alfred Hitchcock look handsome
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Turbam
04/08/2024
05:24 PM
#21
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b42f4adc.jpg
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misterbum
04/08/2024
05:28 PM
#22
Fuck that guy
http://imgur.com/a/WqlxL
UnholyMudcrab
04/08/2024
05:31 PM
#23
The side profile of Trump's head is truly horrific
http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif
http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif
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Heineken14
04/08/2024
06:00 PM
#25
There was a meme in 2017, that I'm pretty sure he retweeted too, of his face slowly covering Obama's as he was eclipsing him. As you can already guess, the right were obviously clowned on for being dumb fucks when pointing out that if he was eclipsing Obama.. he would eventually go away and Obama would still be there. Just like the Thanos meme of him snapping but they used the one that failed right before he dies. lol

Then these dipshits have the gall to say the left can't meme.
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YellowSUV
04/08/2024
07:30 PM
#26
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ece4e581.jpg
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Irony
04/08/2024
07:31 PM
#27
YellowSUV posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ece4e581.jpg
Lmao
See profile pic
wanderingshade
04/08/2024
07:37 PM
#28
I dunno how his team comes up with dumb ass mixed messaging stuff like this and it doesn't elicit confusion from his base. They'll somehow all see something like it's the Bat signal but for Trump, instead of something ominous like Trump will block out the sun a cast the US in a dark shadow.
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Thermador446
04/08/2024
07:39 PM
#29
That's insane!!!
My last poop looked THE EXACT SAME!!!
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Umbreon
04/08/2024
07:39 PM
#30
Heineken14 posted...
There was a meme in 2017, that I'm pretty sure he retweeted too, of his face slowly covering Obama's as he was eclipsing him. As you can already guess, the right were obviously clowned on for being dumb fucks when pointing out that if he was eclipsing Obama.. he would eventually go away and Obama would still be there. Just like the Thanos meme of him snapping but they used the one that failed right before he dies. lol

Then these dipshits have the gall to say the left can't meme.


Comparing Trump to Thanos was pretty dumb in the first place. "Yes, let's compare our guy to the villian that wants to extinguish half of all life on the planet!"

Then again, they'd certainly like to snap certain groups of people away.
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Kradek
04/08/2024
07:39 PM
#31
Foppe posted...
Trump: This is the greatest ad ever! Everybody talks about the solar eclipse, so if I turn myself into the solar eclipse, then everybody will talk about me! Make it happen!
Every non-Trumper: ...so Trump says that he will plunge the country into darkness?
Trump:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/290135ce.png

YellowSUV posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ece4e581.jpg

lmao at both
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DKBananaSlamma
04/08/2024
07:40 PM
#32
YellowSUV posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ece4e581.jpg
10/10 edit
Neon >_>
Quezovercoatl
04/08/2024
07:44 PM
#33
Foppe posted...
Trump: This is the greatest ad ever! Everybody talks about the solar eclipse, so if I turn myself into the solar eclipse, then everybody will talk about me! Make it happen!
Every non-Trumper: ...so Trump says that he will plunge the country into darkness?
Trump:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/290135ce.png
More like "sure why not ha ha it's all about me regardless so I don't care"
Cartoon_Quoter
04/08/2024
07:48 PM
#34
One time, I saw a man looking at me, yes, with his eyes, and then it picked up a tube, and he looked in the tube, and he made the moon big inside the tube. The Moon big inside a tube, ahaha! Ah, telescope.
I apologize for nothing!
thronedfire2
04/08/2024
07:49 PM
#35
YellowSUV posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ece4e581.jpg

lmao
I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen...
Shotgunnova
04/08/2024
07:59 PM
#36
YellowSUV posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ece4e581.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/07ee0645.jpg
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mybbqrules
04/08/2024
09:48 PM
#37
wanderingshade posted...
I dunno how his team comes up with dumb ass mixed messaging stuff like this and it doesn't elicit confusion from his base. They'll somehow all see something like it's the Bat signal but for Trump, instead of something ominous like Trump will block out the sun a cast the US in a dark shadow.
Any people who are still trumpers at this point see only one thing: Donald Trump's rat nest of pubes when they come up for air.
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AgentCoulson
04/09/2024
12:04 AM
#38
YellowSUV posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ece4e581.jpg

Magnificent
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ROBANN_88
04/09/2024
01:12 AM
#39
YellowSUV posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ece4e581.jpg

I might be missing some context here, but i have no idea what this is
Kremlin delenda est
HylianFox
04/09/2024
01:13 AM
#40
ROBANN_88 posted...
I might be missing some context here, but i have no idea what this is

The sunlight is passing through his ears, implying his head is empty.
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Foppe
04/09/2024
01:15 AM
#41
ROBANN_88 posted...
I might be missing some context here, but i have no idea what this is
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a2e6db4a.jpg
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ROBANN_88
04/09/2024
01:26 AM
#42
Ooh, now i get it
That's pretty funny
Kremlin delenda est
Baha05
04/09/2024
01:28 AM
#43
You uncultured people didnt even post this

https://youtu.be/flD-aRMwcjs?si=tdd9brHMC0TAya20
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HylianFox
04/09/2024
01:49 AM
#44
Baha05 posted...
You uncultured people didnt even post this

https://youtu.be/flD-aRMwcjs?si=tdd9brHMC0TAya20

HylianFox posted...
He makes Alfred Hitchcock look handsome

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solosnake
04/09/2024
01:51 AM
#45
So he is planning on plunging america into darkness with his oversized ego.

Sounds about right
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SiO4
04/11/2024
10:24 PM
#46
Bump
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creativerealms
04/11/2024
10:26 PM
#47
Trump wants to be Mr. Burns.
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pikakaeru
04/11/2024
10:28 PM
#48
Trump eclipses America's stupidity in new ways.
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