Florida couple faces felony for fully nude sex in public

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I'll be honest, I mainly posted this because that witness statement is the god damn quote of the year, lol

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/causeway-couple-collared-803617

NOVEMBER 13--After being caught having fully nude sex on a Florida causeway--in front of children and other witnesses--a woman told cops it was always a dream of mine to engage in such a public tryst, while her male companion showed zero remorse when collared, court records show.
After receiving multiple 911 calls around 9 PM Friday, sheriffs deputies responded to the causeway in Dunedin, a Gulf Coast city, and discovered a couple having fully nude sexual intercourse in the presence of the victims, which included a pair of juveniles.
On the side of the causeway, cops found Sara Fazekas, 55, and Robert Clarke, 60, fully nude on top of one another, according to a criminal complaint. Clarke, cops say, was on his back with his genitals fully exposed.
A witness described the pairs encounter as crack to sack, going to town.
Damn, I haven't thought about The Smoking Gun in years.
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A witness described the pairs encounter as crack to sack, going to town.

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They actually refer to the people who witnessed the sex as victims.
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bigtiggie23 posted...
They actually refer to the people who witnessed the sex as victims.
I mean, they aren't wrong.
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bigtiggie23 posted...
They actually refer to the people who witnessed the sex as victims.
Tbh I agree with that assessment, because those people didnt sign up to watch two senior citizens fuck
DipDipDiver posted...
A witness described the pairs encounter as crack to sack, going to town.

The Victims:
https://youtu.be/Qn977W9HjWM?si=VzZspOzbvySFSfQd

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You just had to end the sentence at Florida. That was enough for me tbh
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Exhibitionism is a pretty common fetish, but at least go to a nude resort or something.

Huge yikes at the guy though

Clarke, cops say, showed zero remorse that multiple juveniles had witnessed this act. He also reportedly declared that, the children should be at home and not on the causeway.

Clarke is a registered sex offender who pleaded guilty in 2009 to a federal child pornography charge.
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NoxObscuras posted...
Clarke is a registered sex offender
Well, at least that saves time this go-around.
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As a native Floridian I can literally picture the exact type of person who would say the sack to crack quote as well as their specific accent
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Prestoff posted...
The Victims:
https://youtu.be/Qn977W9HjWM?si=VzZspOzbvySFSfQd
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Yeah they deserve jail time over this. But did people really need to call 911 instead of the non-emergency number?
Rika_Furude posted...
Yeah they deserve jail time over this. But did people really need to call 911 instead of the non-emergency number?

Yes. 100% yes.

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Ew they arent even hot
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NeonBoobs posted...
Ew they arent even hot
Sack to crack
NeonBoobs posted...
Ew they arent even hot
You have made it clear: you go for *all* breasts.
"A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet! "
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DipDipDiver posted...
Sack to crack
I understand what he means now lol
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That witness was looking real close.
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Definitely shouldn't be doing it where anyone including children could be around, but IMO there really should be some legally designated out-of-public-view places for outdoor sex.
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
That witness was looking real close.
"It smelled like a gator fell in a bucket of boiled crawdads"
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Isn't a causeway like a highway? How were people seeing so much detail if they were driving by?
How quaint.
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I've always found it weird how Florida causeways let you just pull over mid-bridge or on a barrier island.
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Asherlee10 posted...
I read the topic title and was like, "Eh, public sex is not really that big of a deal in the right place."

Then I read this. Yeah...that's no bueno.
Also worth noting that the man is a registered sex offender who was previously convicted for child porn
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why did I pictured this when I read this........

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What's a causeway? Why couldn't they have just restricted it to a secluded place in their car like normal people?
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Asherlee10 posted...
I read the topic title and was like, "Eh, public sex is not really that big of a deal in the right place."

Then I read this. Yeah...that's no bueno.
That was my exact reaction including the 2nd part.
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A witness described the pairs encounter as crack to sack, going to town.

This sentence will never leave my head for the rest of my life
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Butterfiles posted...
This sentence will never leave my head for the rest of my life
Feels like it should be a song
That couple should at least get a year or two in prison. The older man an additional 5+ years tacked on for his prior crimes including child pornography.
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Asherlee10 posted...
Throw him into the pit.
Then throw away the pit
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Well at least no one was trying to eat someones face of.
That's a step in the right derection....for Florida.

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NoxObscuras posted...
Exhibitionism is a pretty common fetish, but at least go to a nude resort or something.

Huge yikes at the guy though

I don't think it is the same for them. I think it the fact that are naked where they shouldn't be.
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It says the woman was charged with only a misdemeanor. The guy was a sex offender and had prior convictions. It also turns out the man was still on probation/parole for a federal child porn conviction too.
"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."
A witness described the pairs encounter as crack to sack, going to town.

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I'm not gonna lie, the crack to sack line made me laugh.
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