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This sucks lol
A one-centimeter concretion shouldn't hurt this much lol
I have to be awake for this procedure? Sounds great and not terrible lol
I'll apologize for the pretzel crust pizza if you make this go away, kidneys lol

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Try peeing really hard
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Oh shit, that sucks
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Damn dude, sorry to hear that.
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I dunno if you are able to try it, but Cranberry Juice works for me when I got kidney stones. I have gotten them twice, and both time, Cranberry Juice made "swift" work of them. Around 2 days I was able to naturally get them out of my system via peeing.

It HURT bad, both having the stone, and releasing the stone.
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That's a pain I always fear I'll get.

Hope it goes as smoothly as it can.
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Cranberries are literally high in oxalic acid
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I've been there. Twice. No fun.
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1cm is pretty big for a stone, but just small enough to work it's way out of the kidney and start fucking shit up. You got fucked. If they stay in your kidneys they can shatter it with ultrasound. It's a comparatively fantastic experience. I've either passed mine on my own or gone through the procedure I just mentioned.

I take it they're going up to get it? Doesn't sound fun.
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Lagfile posted...
I dunno if you are able to try it, but Cranberry Juice works for me when I got kidney stones. I have gotten them twice, and both time, Cranberry Juice made "swift" work of them. Around 2 days I was able to naturally get them out of my system via peeing.

It HURT bad, both having the stone, and releasing the stone.
Once they're made and passing you're not really doing much besides making extra pee to blast them out as efficiently as possible. You'd be able to do the same chugging water.
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Ive had them twice. Literally just moaned and puked from the pain for hours until it finally passed.

theyre really no joke
What procedure do you have to be awake for? When mine got stuck in my ureter and they had to blast it, they knocked me out.

Now when they pulled the stent out, I was awake for that. Absolutely miserable experience made all the more awkward by some chick making small talk with me the whole time.
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Do you know how you got it? >_>

I've always been scared of getting those, even though I've totally eliminated fizzy drinks from my diet and just drink water and tea.
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SpiritSephiroth posted...
Do you know how you got it? >_>

I've always been scared of getting those, even though I've totally eliminated fizzy drinks from my diet and just drink water and tea.
They told me to stop drinking energy drinks
Jiek_Fafn posted...
Once they're made and passing you're not really doing much besides making extra pee to blast them out as efficiently as possible. You'd be able to do the same chugging water.

Really? Guess I didn't know any better, I suppose.
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MICHALECOLE posted...
They told me to stop drinking energy drinks

Used to drink a few of those when I was younger. Glad I didn't continue my bad habits.
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Might be a little too late for the cranberry method. Maybe I can start mixing some in a bit for the future.

SpiritSephiroth posted...
Do you know how you got it? >_>
Went to the ER

AloneIBreak posted...
What procedure do you have to be awake for? When mine got stuck in my ureter and they had to blast it, they knocked me out.
Yeah, about that...................................my procedure tomorrow is the stent method. I, too, would've prefer some noninvasive ultrasound techno wizardry. Maybe if I drink enough H20, I can create a nephro-miracle.
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Shotgunnova posted...
This sucks lol
A one-centimeter concretion shouldn't hurt this much lol



maybe if your urethra was a centimeter wide >_>
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MICHALECOLE posted...
They told me to stop drinking energy drinks

really you just need to drink at least some water. everything else is so full of shit that it gives the kidneys a hard time
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SpiritSephiroth posted...
Used to drink a few of those when I was younger. Glad I didn't continue my bad habits.
I smashed at least one every day for years

now Im mostly off caffeine entirely except for the occasional soda at a restaurant and the random things that have caffeine in them, but no energy drinks or coffee or anything
Shotgunnova posted...
A one-centimeter

I'm sorry what
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Had one two weeks ago. Second one I've had but this one was much worse than the first one. Got it out the natural way.
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thronedfire2 posted...
really you just need to drink at least some water. everything else is so full of shit that it gives the kidneys a hard time
Yeah I wasnt a big water drinker. Now thats basically all I drink all day and then Ill have a fresca or something at home with dinner
Tyranthraxus posted...
I'm sorry what

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Tyranthraxus posted...
I'm sorry what
For reference, that's nearly the size of an M&M
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Irony posted...
0.394 inches

I mean that's not a kidney stone. That's a kidney boulder.
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thronedfire2 posted...
maybe if your urethra was a centimeter wide >_>
Now that I think about this, I did make a Hank Hill urethra joke on Reddit a few days ago. This might be karma.

metallica846 posted...
The first time I got them it felt like a crazy stomach ache you get before you have to take a dump. A dump that would never come. After awhile the pain was too much that I had to go to the hospital because I didnt know if it was my appendix or what the fuck was happening. I was puking from the pain in the waiting room and they wouldnt give me any sort of pain relief till they verified the stones with an ultrasound. As soon as they showed me the stones in both kidneys they pushed the morphine really fast. That was an amazing feeling getting IV morphine for the first time holy guacamole. The second time I knew what was happening and had some pain killers to get through the pain. Only took a day.

Im sorry youre going through this tc it will be over soon.
I lucked out twice. First, I hadn't eaten anything, so I mostly just had dry heaves and a little bile. Secondly, I was the only ER patient, so I got to be babied by some kawaii nurses the whole time. But yeah, I understand the "I'm giving it all I got, cap'n!!" feeling when it comes to expelling anything, just to have a modicum of relief.

Jiek_Fafn posted...
For reference, that's nearly the size of an M&M
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Shotgunnova posted...
lol
You seem to be in good spirits at least?

Get well soon

ouch
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Yeah I wasnt a big water drinker. Now thats basically all I drink all day and then Ill have a fresca or something at home with dinner

yeah the human body hasn't evolved to digest the drinks we have now. alcohol was an adequate replacement for unclean water in the past cause that's still just mostly water and carbs. who know what's in stuff these days.
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I had one that hurt like hell but turned out was about the size of a grain of medium rice. The doctor told me to try building pressure next time I peed to get it moving. By that get to where you have to pee really bad, but pinch it so the flow is held back for ten seconds or so, then let it go and hopefully the full stream will push it along.
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I went through so many IVs today, I might have dislodged it already (albeit back upwards, which is better than having it block my plumbing). Might try the pinch method before I try the cranberry method, since apparently that can backfire.

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The irony is that apparently lemons are good for breaking up kidney stones (or stopping their formation) and I drink lemonade all the time. And what day did I run out of my lemonade? Yesterday. I can't make this crap up.
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Shotgunnova posted...
I went through so many IVs today, I might have dislodged it already (albeit back upwards, which is better than having it block my plumbing). Might try the pinch method before I try the cranberry method, since apparently that can backfire.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/4/AABhrNAAEu9c.jpg

The irony is that apparently lemons are good for breaking up kidney stones (or stopping their formation) and I drink lemonade all the time. And what day did I run out of my lemonade? Yesterday. I can't make this crap up.
Yeah but you know thats not why right
back upwards meaning it's just hanging around in your kidney waiting to strike?

I'd be chugging the water now
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Power through, get one a year or every other year. Work on your diet and water intake. Invest in a nice heating blanket, hotter the better. It won't fix a bad blockage but the severe renal collic will damn near put you in shock. But that heat does wonders for soothing the pain if you don't have access to drugs. Even if you grow accustomed though if you have blockage pain for more than a day go to ER asap, this can actually kill you if it goes too long.
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I had one. (Small and over 5 years ago, lasted maybe 8 hours)

Worst pain ever.

Supposedly grapefruit juice is suspected in making them.

Months before my stone, what did I do? Go on a grapefruit juice spree. (supermarket had a tonnnnn on sale)
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I drank nothing but booze and energy drinks and gatorade for like 7 years in my 20s, surprised I've never gotten any.

of course I might have just killed my kidneys instead
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https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/9518397/

Never drank grapefruit juice again. No more kidney stone.

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Fuck, I never want to experience kidney stones in my life
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
Fuck, I never want to experience kidney stones in my life
The misconception about kidney stones is people think something pointy coming out of my wiener but its really just the crazy pain in your body. The passing of the stone is not even that bad, and it all usually feels fine after it passes
MICHALECOLE posted...
The misconception about kidney stones is people think something pointy coming out of my wiener but its really just the crazy pain in your body. The passing of the stone is not even that bad, and it all usually feels fine after it passes

This is like saying bullets feel fine after they've been surgically removed under general anesthesia.
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Tyranthraxus posted...
This is like saying bullets feel fine after they've been surgically removed under general anesthesia.
I mean, its nothing like that but okay
DKBananaSlamma posted...
Fuck, I never want to experience kidney stones in my life

Drink lots of water. Avoid dehydration like the plague

Don't drink much soda or alchohol.
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MICHALECOLE posted...
The misconception about kidney stones is people think something pointy coming out of my wiener but its really just the crazy pain in your body. The passing of the stone is not even that bad, and it all usually feels fine after it passes
This is pretty true. Lots of people think it's like pooping where you can kind of feel it moving along. It's more like it moves and you don't know where it is but you're out of pain so who gives a fuck, then it gets stuck again and you're feeling it. You can kind of guess where it's at from where you're feeling pain. Then it's just over.

TCs case might be a bit different though because it's pretty large. Most of my experience are with ones 3-5cm. They're a lot easier to pass unassisted or at worse with some Flomax to dilate the pipes.
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
This is pretty true. Lots of people think it's like pooping where you can kind of feel it moving along. It's more like it moves and you don't know where it is but you're out of pain so who gives a fuck, then it gets stuck again and you're feeling it. You can kind of guess where it's at from where you're feeling pain. Then it's just over.

TCs case might be a bit different though because it's pretty large. Most of my experience are with ones 3-5cm. They're a lot easier to pass unassisted or at worse with some Flomax to dilate the pipes.
3-5 cm?!?!?!?$????!!?!
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