Pick your barely useful super power!

I didn't think about these too hard, just curious what you would choose

Less sleep seems like the only one worth having.

I like sleeping though

So do I, but this doesnt mean you do less of it, just that you need less. Given that most people could do with more sleep, you could keep your sleep pattern exactly the same and just feel better rested all the time.

Unless the reading thing is an instantaneous knowledge transfer of all the book contents to your mind I'll take the slightly lower sleep requirement.

You are really good at coming up with puns on the fly

Being literally always successful at guessing names is not minor. That's marketable. I'd love to use that to spook the shit out of people or take bets from strangers as a street performer that I can guess their name.

Being literally always successful at guessing names is not minor. That's marketable. I'd love to use that to spook the shit out of people or take bets from strangers as a street performer that I can guess their name.

More than that, it would let you take one look at security camera footage or photos and identify people committing crimes, or immediately identify anyone using a fake name for whatever reason. The security and counter-espionage potential is pretty massive.

The companies are too greedy to pay somebody who could do that what they'd be worth.

Could get yourself in trouble with a stalking charge

The people with a vested interest in keeping secrets would pay to have you killed.

Well your name is appropriate, I guess.

easily the books. i'd have all the knowledge in the world.

I don't think the reading is instantaneous, you just don't have to have the book open while you're reading it. Presumably you'd still have to have it near you and spend the requisite amount of time to read it.