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ZayKayWill
03/31/2024
07:44 AM
#1
Made this poll on the Sex board.... curious to see the differences on this board.

For #1...assume that you will recover eventually but not for a while.

For #6... Assume that you can still meet all your nutritional needs from taking multivitamins.

And yes. That does indeed say one billion dollars.
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Sarcasthma
03/31/2024
07:50 AM
#2
I choose all 10 at the same time for $10,000,000,000.
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ZayKayWill
03/31/2024
07:53 AM
#3
Sarcasthma posted...
I choose all 10 at the same time for $10,000,000,000.

Aw. How cute. You think you can actually go through with it.
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Sarcasthma
03/31/2024
07:56 AM
#4
I...I kinda think you're pretty cute, too
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TheFalseDeity
03/31/2024
08:10 AM
#5
I mean with that kind of money would you even need porn or to jerk off yourself ever again? I feel like you could get that desire covered pretty easily.

Alternatively to that though i would gladly live off of crab legs.
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ZayKayWill
03/31/2024
08:24 AM
#6
Sarcasthma posted...
I...I kinda think you're pretty cute, too

You know I'm just poking fun right? Not that serious, brother.
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SomeUsername529
03/31/2024
08:24 AM
#7
My only concern with 1 would be that getting shot that many times would eventually cause permanent damage/build up enough damage to cause my intestines to spill out or something but if that is mitigated by magic then its probably the best since it doesn't take years. 2 is also probably fine.
Sarcasthma
03/31/2024
08:36 AM
#8
ZayKayWill posted...
You know I'm just poking fun right? Not that serious, brother.
So you reject my advances? Looks like I get that broken heart option without the billion dollars...
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Lokarin
03/31/2024
08:49 AM
#9
Umm, I've literally done like 3 of those
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Colonel_Lingus
03/31/2024
08:50 AM
#10
Sarcasthma posted...
So you reject my advances? Looks like I get that broken heart option without the billion dollars...
lol
Colonel_Lingus
03/31/2024
08:51 AM
#11
No jerking off is easy since my wife and I make the beast with two backs on the reg
Metalsonic66
03/31/2024
09:21 AM
#12
Porta potty
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adjl
03/31/2024
09:46 AM
#13
Probably porta-potty, with paintball being the second choice. Unpleasant, but short-lived enough that I'll have moved past it before the novelty of the extra money wears off.
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ZayKayWill
03/31/2024
09:48 AM
#14
adjl posted...
Probably porta-potty, with paintball being the second choice. Unpleasant, but short-lived enough that I'll have moved past it before the novelty of the extra money wears off.

Why haven't you gotten back to me with my personal message, you bish ass?
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adjl
03/31/2024
09:49 AM
#15
I keep forgetting to answer. I'm bad at PMs.
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ZayKayWill
03/31/2024
09:51 AM
#16
adjl posted...
I keep forgetting to answer. I'm bad at PMs.

Best get on it then. Otherwise I'm gonna keep giving you a hard time. You 'braniac know it all'.


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KJ_StErOiDs
03/31/2024
09:53 AM
#17
The used port-a-potty. At worst my head would smash into the top of the pile (still worth it), but it's very likely it'll encounter just some funky air.
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Metalsonic66
03/31/2024
10:16 AM
#18
Yeah I'm pretty sure the paintballs would actually kill you
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Revelation34
03/31/2024
10:19 AM
#19
As disgusting as the second one would be I guess as long as you can't get any disease it would be fine. I doubt there would be any issue with the first one either.
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Kimbos_Egg
03/31/2024
10:43 AM
#20
No jerking off for 5 yeats
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FrozenBananas
03/31/2024
10:59 AM
#21
Not seeing anyone for 5 years sounds kind of amazing. As long as I can get some advance for living expenses or something? Maybe get a job as where I dont have to leave my place

Either that or eating the same thing for 3 years.
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FrozenBananas
03/31/2024
10:59 AM
#22
Kimbos_Egg posted...
No jerking off for 5 yeats

yeat yeat yeat yeat yeat!
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GameReviews
03/31/2024
11:48 AM
#23
The obvious answer is sticking your head deep inside of a used Porta potty. While it may be completely terrible and much acutely worse than pretty much all the other options, it is over far quicker than things that would literally be fucking with you for years. I do that once, take a deep shower/clean of myself, and then enjoy my wealth for decades to come.
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Revelation34
03/31/2024
11:53 AM
#24
GameReviews posted...
The obvious answer is sticking your head deep inside of a used Porta potty. While it may be completely terrible and much acutely worse than pretty much all the other options, it is over far quicker than things that would literally be fucking with you for years. I do that once, take a deep shower/clean of myself, and then enjoy my wealth for decades to come.


The paintballs wouldn't fuck with you for years.
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Glob
03/31/2024
12:10 PM
#25
Metalsonic66 posted...
Yeah I'm pretty sure the paintballs would actually kill you

Range and the gun would matter. At a distance, getting shot in the stomach with the cheap hire guns just feels like a firm poke.
adjl
03/31/2024
12:38 PM
#26
Yeah, the paintball one's pretty variable, based on parameters not specified. That one could end up amounting to annoying superficial pain, or it could amount to such catastrophic internal bleeding that you'd be lucky to make it onto an OR table, or it could be somewhere in between.
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wpot
03/31/2024
12:38 PM
#27
For anyone halfway interested in porn isn't it the portapotty easily? Really nasty for 5 minutes, then you're washed off and done.

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Nichtcrawler-X
03/31/2024
12:41 PM
#28
ZayKayWill posted...


And yes. That does indeed say one billion dollars.

I'd disagree, but sure.
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Sahuagin
03/31/2024
12:55 PM
#29
is #1 worse than it seems? cuz that sounds easy. if it doesn't kill me I can endure the pain no problem.
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Playsaver
03/31/2024
01:07 PM
#30
How long is a Yeat? Is it like an hour?
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ZayKayWill
03/31/2024
02:20 PM
#31
Nichtcrawler-X posted...
I'd disagree, but sure.

Disagree about what?
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JixHedgehog
03/31/2024
03:05 PM
#32
*raises hand and puts glasses on*

The last option about the "social interactions"... *removes glasses*

Does that include people you work with?
ZayKayWill
03/31/2024
03:14 PM
#33
JixHedgehog posted...
*raises hand and puts glasses on*

The last option about the "social interactions"... *removes glasses*

Does that include people you work with?

Nah. Because you literally have to interact with those people.

4/1/2023 - Super Mario Sunshine>>>>Super Mario 64
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ParanoidObsessive
03/31/2024
03:23 PM
#34
ZayKayWill posted...
Disagree about what?

He's being aggressively European again (like always).

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GameReviews
03/31/2024
03:33 PM
#35
Revelation34 posted...
The paintballs wouldn't fuck with you for years.
They could cause permanent internal damage, or possibly even kill you. 1000 successive micro traumas to the stomach could probably puncture your stomach.
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FrozenBananas
03/31/2024
03:36 PM
#36
Ive gotten welts on my skin from just getting hit with one paintball through jeans and sweatshirt alike. 1000 would ruin my stomach
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SAlYAN
03/31/2024
03:49 PM
#37
Portapotty

Hold your breath for a few seconds. Vomit your guts out once it's over. Couple showers, and boom. Enjoy that billionaire life.
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adjl
03/31/2024
04:11 PM
#38
JixHedgehog posted...
*raises hand and puts glasses on*

The last option about the "social interactions"... *removes glasses*

Does that include people you work with?

Would you actually be working with people if you were a billionaire?
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dragon504
03/31/2024
04:13 PM
#39
Metalsonic66 posted...
Porta potty

Yep, could easily prepare a cleaning station next to said porta potty, do the act, and then get to cleaning right after.
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FrozenBananas
03/31/2024
05:33 PM
#40
Is there going to be a whole news crew recording you do this? I would imagine if its for a billion dollars, people would be talking about.

I wouldnt want a video of my dunking my head in a toilet
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LinkPizza
03/31/2024
05:37 PM
#41
Eat literally the exact same thing and nothing else for 3 years

Ive basically done something similar I was pretty poor at one point in my life
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SilentSeph
03/31/2024
05:58 PM
#42
I haven't watched porn in a while actually, I could live without it
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ConfusedTorchic
03/31/2024
06:35 PM
#43
for a billion dollars?

Stick your head deep inside a used port a potty

this is the only choice that isn't some years long punishment. it's a one time, do it once and it's over. go take hot shower, or buy a new face since you have a billion dollars now.
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BlueFlameBat
03/31/2024
07:13 PM
#44
Playsaver posted...
How long is a Yeat? Is it like an hour?
Unfortunately, its probably more like a year.

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wwinterj25
03/31/2024
07:31 PM
#45
ZayKayWill posted...
Stick your head deep inside a used port a potty

This as the options are different here. While it will certainly be unpleasant and I'd throw up after I think I could deal with this.

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Yellow
03/31/2024
07:56 PM
#46
I pick paint ball because I'm an masochist and would do that for fun/free anyway if you offered. I cheat the system.

GameReviews posted...
They could cause permanent internal damage, or possibly even kill you. 1000 successive micro traumas to the stomach would probably puncture something internally.
Maybe if you have no fat or abs. I guess it could get bad if it took off the skin at 500 and you were just shooting into an open wound.
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ZayKayWill
03/31/2024
08:07 PM
#47
wwinterj25 posted...
This as the options are different here. While it will certainly be unpleasant and I'd throw up after I think I could deal with this.

I got a lot of this from the original topic I made 2 years ago.
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slacker03150
03/31/2024
08:16 PM
#48
Either no television or portable potty. The television one would be exceedingly easy with a billion dollars to occupy my time. Get me books and vacations to far away lands where I couldn't understand the television anyway.
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Person106
03/31/2024
11:42 PM
#49
I've never jerked since the 80s, so that's an easy choice. The only reason I don't pick no porn is because I don't know whether the contract would consider it soft porn if I looked at a vixen in a bikini.
JixHedgehog
03/31/2024
11:56 PM
#50
ZayKayWill posted...
Nah. Because you literally have to interact with those people.

In that case, sign me up for the 5 years, easy money
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