Do you attend church regularly?

I've never been. My parents aren't religious... My dad's family are/were hardcore Jesus fans though and used to drive two hours to attend a German service while him and his siblings were in Sunday school then sit through the identical service in English with them afterward. That probably played a role in my dad disliking it.

Apparently he had one pastor he thought was engaging, but my grandparents found him blasphemous so they went elsewhere. They blew their chance at indoctrination, lol... My grandparents also refused to let my uncle get a Monkees record because they had long hair. As I've said here before: my grandpa was basically the German equivalent to Hank Hill... Right down to the accidental pimp hat.